My roomate LOL...

I bet he laughs at night knowing how insane this makes you

lold

Apathy is an immensely powerful & huge force - especially in 1st world countries.
People like to think that love & hate are opposites but this is only somewhat true. as emotion, they are opposite types but their actual opposite is apathy -- feeling absolutely nothing. hence the only way to really defeat a big case of apathy is by true rage or love..

it's...THE NOTHING!

On July 14 2012 13:25 Endo wrote: I bet he laughs at night knowing how insane this makes you

that would be some high level shit, your roommate may be a serial killer

LOL

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tloapc what

plz knowledge me, should I try to piss him off or find him a date?

Going to Stetson Law this fall and looking for roommates right now, this blog didn't help at all....thx man

On July 14 2012 13:41 2c0ntent wrote: LOL ~~~ tloapc what plz knowledge me, should I try to piss him off or find him a date?

craigslist hooker, he just needs to get laid

make love not war

but love depends on him and you could never force it to happen so as a roommate I'd suggest shroom kool-aid or somethin

that would open some doors ^^

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tell him to stop masturbating for about 90 days

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On July 14 2012 14:07 2c0ntent wrote: So I went ahead and asked him why he never laughs. He said that he laughs all the time. Its just that he's already seen most of the stuff on TV. IDK LOL

That is EXACTLY what a reptilian would say... lock your door at night bruh

How can you not even laugh 'politely' or whatever?

I don't mostly because I'm not a hypocrit and because I don't give a fuck what others think about me.
That being said I laugh when something is funny.

On July 14 2012 14:29 waga wrote: Show nested quote + How can you not even laugh 'politely' or whatever? I don't mostly because I'm not a hypocrit and because I don't give a fuck what others think about me. That being said I laugh when something is funny.

The title is misleading ...

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On July 14 2012 13:55 lebowski wrote: tell him to stop masturbating for about 90 days

needs more love IMO

i dont really laugh when watching tv but i do laugh all the time around friends...maybe you arent funny

On July 14 2012 18:11 julep wrote: i dont really laugh when watching tv but i do laugh all the time around friends...maybe you arent funny

that's a good point. who laughs when watching reality shows? wtf?

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I'd like to hear him tell a joke. I keep thinking he'd be like the anti-joke chicken meme.

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On July 14 2012 19:15 2c0ntent wrote: basically they found them the first time, and approaching from behind, set off their sirens at full bore and scared the shit out of them. then they followed them around on and off for a couple of hours and did it again at some point when the girls had let their guard down. uh then somehow they ended up getting the girls arrested and that was really funny too, apparently. my other roomates were practically rolling and I mostly held my tongue..

LOOOOOOOL

yeah I knew this would be a rainkhan kind of story

is your flatmate liam neeson?

one does not have "flatmates" in USA#1

On July 14 2012 19:15 2c0ntent wrote: hadn't seen anti joke chicken, pretty good btw i mentioned the thing about belittling others/treating them badly and finding it funny because earlier in the year I had 3 roomates total. the guy we've been talking about, another meek nerd of a dude, and this guy who is an emt and volunteer firefighter (v respectable occupations of course..). one night we were all chillin or otherwise milling about in the living room and kitchen area when the EMT begins to regale us with this story of how he and his co-driver were like 17 hours into some ridiculous double shift. it was a slow night and their ambulance had no calls, so they spent the night scaring the shit out of and harassing these two prostitutes they happened to come across. basically they found them the first time, and approaching from behind, set off their sirens at full bore and scared the shit out of them. then they followed them around on and off for a couple of hours and did it again at some point when the girls had let their guard down. uh then somehow they ended up getting the girls arrested and that was really funny too, apparently. my other roomates were practically rolling and I mostly held my tongue.. EMT friend didn't tell the story in any kind of humble/self-effacing/self-aware way, just told it as, "this is how it went down" the meek/nerdy guy seemed to find it the funniest, I lost a lot of respect for him after that night. I'm curious how many you guys found the story funny (or not), maybe my sense of humor is miscalibrated.

not very funny, considering they went great lengths of taking advantage of anothers misfortune to get a cheap laugh.

lol the siren thing to the prostitutes is pretty funny,

It is funny if you completely disregard that they are human beings.