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el_tilon   Canada. Jan 20 2012 13:22. Posts 296 | | |
This is my results on the last 3 months

my nickname at Ongame is el_tilon
I'm asking for 30NL stake cause I've to pay my University studies, and the only way I can is using my bankroll :S. I'll appreciate if you want to give me coaching on 30NL and higher levels. I can play 30k hands per month, and I have a deal of 45% of rakeback.
This is my last semester at Engineer School, and I have to paid 2k usd before february 15th.
Interested send me a PM.
http://www.pokertableratings.com/ong...earch/el_tilon
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Jun   Croatia. Jan 20 2012 14:33. Posts 825 | | |
you made 1K in 202K hands, how do you expect to get to 2K usd by februari? |
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stop playing poker and get a job. |
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Venrae   United States. Jan 20 2012 16:00. Posts 1545 | | |
| On January 20 2012 13:39 bonzocuellar wrote:
stop playing poker and get a job. |
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Venrae   United States. Jan 20 2012 16:04. Posts 1545 | | |
If you aren't making way more hourly than an entry level job where you are then you need to go get a fucking job. You can play poker after work and when your studies are done. You're asking for a stake where you're either going to have to put in a stupid amount of time or take serious risks at higher stakes. Getting a job will guarantee that you can pay for your studies and will be extremely less stressful. There is absolutely no reason to try to pay for your studies with poker if you need a stake to make the money you need.
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el_tilon   Canada. Jan 20 2012 16:16. Posts 296 | | |
I have a job already but it's practicant of Engineer and doesn't pay but thanks. |
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waga   United Kingdom. Jan 20 2012 16:20. Posts 2375 | | |
What I've understood : he has the money , but he has to withdraw all his bankroll to pay the uni , hence the stake. |
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withdraw bankroll, pay for studies
find $50 on the ground and regrind from micro |
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rub it on your titties first, for luck |
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el_tilon   Canada. Jan 20 2012 16:26. Posts 296 | | |
| On January 20 2012 15:20 waga wrote:
What I've understood : he has the money , but he has to withdraw all his bankroll to pay the uni , hence the stake. |
YES, I have the 2k but i need the money right now, so I can't play anymore for a long time, till I finish my practices, and get a Job to earn money- |
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flounder44   United States. Jan 20 2012 19:01. Posts 916 | | |
man people who post imgs that are so miniscule tilt the shit out of me and people who post broken links...
And LOL at 30nl asking for a stake... get a Job moron so you can play 25nl or 50nl (how i started poker in 2007) and if you cant beat that limit just quit poker. Lastly, you have one semester to go, wtf are you worried about. Go to a fuckin bank and ask for a loan, 2k is chump change when it comes to loans. |
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chris   United States. Jan 20 2012 19:01. Posts 5506 | | |
seems like a winner at micros, is about to finish up studies, and decided to take school more seriously than poker, but nl30 pays better than dishwasher at restaurant....all these people saying "quit poker get job"...... apparently didn't read.
stake makes sense, but like night said, if you can't get one asap just withdraw and work an odd job or two for some money and grind up again. it's not the end of the world and you should probably be putting the max effort into school and finding a good internship/entry job (they can be hard to come by in the USA, anyway).
I mean, if you think about it - you will probably want to phase poker out a bit, anyway. You would be so busy with new job, social life, etc. that you would probably only play it for an hour a night or for a bit on weekends anyway, right?
Best of luck |
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Zep   United States. Jan 20 2012 19:01. Posts 2292 | | |
freeroll your way on merge. Done it twice in the last 6 months. |
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Chewits   United Kingdom. Jan 20 2012 19:37. Posts 2539 | | |
You can get $25 on ipoker free. Can always grind up from that..  |
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GoTuNk   Chile. Jan 20 2012 20:26. Posts 2860 | | |
you make 400 bucks at best on a part time job in latin america -.- |
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RaiNKhAN   United States. Jan 20 2012 23:59. Posts 4080 | | |
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el_tilon   Canada. Jan 21 2012 03:58. Posts 296 | | |
Seriously, I can't get a job at this moment maybe in future when I finalize my profesional practices, I will try playing poker on weekends and in 2 free time hours that I have on the school.
there is no place where I can get a job for only weekends that can bring me back to my 2k usd roll in a short time.
If you know pages that can provides staking, tell me please |
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el_tilon   Canada. Jan 21 2012 04:20. Posts 296 | | |
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el_tilon   Canada. Jan 21 2012 04:25. Posts 296 | | |
| On January 20 2012 18:01 chris wrote:
seems like a winner at micros, is about to finish up studies, and decided to take school more seriously than poker, but nl30 pays better than dishwasher at restaurant....all these people saying "quit poker get job"...... apparently didn't read.
stake makes sense, but like night said, if you can't get one asap just withdraw and work an odd job or two for some money and grind up again. it's not the end of the world and you should probably be putting the max effort into school and finding a good internship/entry job (they can be hard to come by in the USA, anyway).
I mean, if you think about it - you will probably want to phase poker out a bit, anyway. You would be so busy with new job, social life, etc. that you would probably only play it for an hour a night or for a bit on weekends anyway, right?
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apparently you was the unique person that read the all thread, and really tries to help, 10x bro |
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Mortensen8   Chad. Jan 21 2012 04:57. Posts 1845 | | |
You can try on 2+2 forums they have a staking section. |
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Bejamin1   Canada. Jan 21 2012 10:47. Posts 7042 | | |
Get a student loan? Easy? |
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drone666   Brasil. Jan 21 2012 11:49. Posts 1826 | | |
| On January 20 2012 18:01 flounder44 wrote:
man people who post imgs that are so miniscule tilt the shit out of me and people who post broken links...
And LOL at 30nl asking for a stake... get a Job moron so you can play 25nl or 50nl (how i started poker in 2007) and if you cant beat that limit just quit poker. Lastly, you have one semester to go, wtf are you worried about. Go to a fuckin bank and ask for a loan, 2k is chump change when it comes to loans. |
jesus fucking christ, what a retarded post, this is what really tilts the shit out of people
you think the whole world is just USA and Europe you retard fuck ?
you dont even know what's the cost of life in Seycheles to say that 2k it's a chump, or even if a ful time job there pays enough to play nl25 or nl50 |
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el_tilon   Canada. Jan 21 2012 13:35. Posts 296 | | |
| On January 21 2012 10:49 drone666 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 20 2012 18:01 flounder44 wrote:
man people who post imgs that are so miniscule tilt the shit out of me and people who post broken links...
And LOL at 30nl asking for a stake... get a Job moron so you can play 25nl or 50nl (how i started poker in 2007) and if you cant beat that limit just quit poker. Lastly, you have one semester to go, wtf are you worried about. Go to a fuckin bank and ask for a loan, 2k is chump change when it comes to loans. |
jesus fucking christ, what a retarded post, this is what really tilts the shit out of people
you think the whole world is just USA and Europe you retard fuck ?
you dont even know what's the cost of life in Seycheles to say that 2k it's a chump, or even if a ful time job there pays enough to play nl25 or nl50
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When I went to Las Vegas, one guy ask me if I know "Maria", and I said what I supposed to know Maria, and he said she is mexican, she works on a pizza restaurant, she has black hair, and stuff like that. I was like "oh my god" this is true?, you know where Mexico is?, you know that Mexico it is a big country that have millions of residents. Maria is one of the most common name for a girl in Mexico. I loled when a guy from UK says: It just Americans it supposed to be an American. and whispering say "retarded" |
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rubbago   Mexico. Jan 21 2012 15:49. Posts 257 | | |
Seychelles lol, you are more mexican than a baal eating tacos |
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el_tilon   Canada. Jan 21 2012 15:58. Posts 296 | | |
| On January 21 2012 14:49 rubbago wrote:
Seychelles lol, you are more mexican than a baal eating tacos |
y tu ñok?, me pregunto donde esta no me pregunto si soy de ahí aprende a leer mijo, te la llevas troleandome, como si alguna vez te hubiera hecho algo o dicho algo. Si te molesta en alguna forma mi manera de ser algo disculpame, pero no te la lleves cagando los webos en cualquier lugar. |
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flounder44   United States. Jan 21 2012 18:06. Posts 916 | | |
| On January 21 2012 10:49 drone666 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 20 2012 18:01 flounder44 wrote:
man people who post imgs that are so miniscule tilt the shit out of me and people who post broken links...
And LOL at 30nl asking for a stake... get a Job moron so you can play 25nl or 50nl (how i started poker in 2007) and if you cant beat that limit just quit poker. Lastly, you have one semester to go, wtf are you worried about. Go to a fuckin bank and ask for a loan, 2k is chump change when it comes to loans. |
jesus fucking christ, what a retarded post, this is what really tilts the shit out of people
you think the whole world is just USA and Europe you retard fuck ?
you dont even know what's the cost of life in Seycheles to say that 2k it's a chump, or even if a ful time job there pays enough to play nl25 or nl50
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i am making a comparison of that 2k to 30k/yr of what it costs to pay for university. Please do not make assumptions about all Americans, and please learn English before you jump to conclusions and insult me thank you. |
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drone666   Brasil. Jan 21 2012 21:24. Posts 1826 | | |
because I can't speak perfect english ( when my country speaks portuguese) I can't point when you say all that stupid shit ? stnd american
looks like your first post |
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ilbh   Brasil. Jan 22 2012 00:31. Posts 275 | | |
| On January 21 2012 20:24 drone666 wrote:
because I can't speak perfect english ( when my country speaks portuguese) I can't point when you say all that stupid shit ? stnd american
looks like your first post |
calm down, go smoke a joint like a standard brazilian
lol just trying to show you how the standard behaviour shit is annoying and unnecessary to say the least. |
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el_tilon   Canada. Jan 22 2012 04:06. Posts 296 | | |
| On January 21 2012 23:31 ilbh wrote:
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On January 21 2012 20:24 drone666 wrote:
because I can't speak perfect english ( when my country speaks portuguese) I can't point when you say all that stupid shit ? stnd american
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calm down, go smoke a joint like a standard brazilian
lol just trying to show you how the standard behaviour shit is annoying and unnecessary to say the least.
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devon06atX   Canada. Jan 22 2012 05:48. Posts 5460 | | |
| On January 21 2012 20:24 drone666 wrote:
because I can't speak perfect english ( when my country speaks portuguese) I can't point when you say all that stupid shit ? stnd american
looks like your first post |
lol. i wouldn't even hire you to clean dishes at my restaurant you dumb-shit clown. and yeah, this is coming from a non-american. |
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locoo   Peru. Jan 22 2012 13:58. Posts 4564 | | |
Jobs for young ppl is SUPER shitty in LA, he is saying he is practicing, that is like a part time job that doesn't pay and that you HAVE to do while you are finishing your career unless you know the right people that can get you a decent job. So he is studying and practicing, doesn't leave much time for a job really..., and Gotunk said a part time job pays 400$ bucks at best lol good luck with that outside Chile (one of the best countries in LA) Here is mostly like 200$/month at best for a shitty part time.
And that guy saying he should ask for student loan, lmao. |
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sTrAtO   Mexico. Jan 22 2012 14:44. Posts 5882 | | |
| On January 21 2012 14:58 el_tilon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2012 14:49 rubbago wrote:
Seychelles lol, you are more mexican than a baal eating tacos |
y tu ñok?, me pregunto donde esta no me pregunto si soy de ahí aprende a leer mijo, te la llevas troleandome, como si alguna vez te hubiera hecho algo o dicho algo. Si te molesta en alguna forma mi manera de ser algo disculpame, pero no te la lleves cagando los webos en cualquier lugar. |
lol funny translation "He asked me where Seychelles is, not where i am from, learn to read son"
You are asking for a stake but yet you fail at the first "honestly" test... ppl are not going to stake you if you dont even say where you really live... and I'm not trolling, you need to be as transparent as possible when regarding stakes and just using a "funny" country in your profile don't think its going to help much
Not saying you're a shady person as I know you know most of the ppl in TLPoker.la personally but I guess they will have to vouch for you in this one
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sTrAtO   Mexico. Jan 22 2012 14:56. Posts 5882 | | |
| On January 21 2012 17:06 flounder44 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 21 2012 10:49 drone666 wrote:
| On January 20 2012 18:01 flounder44 wrote:
man people who post imgs that are so miniscule tilt the shit out of me and people who post broken links...
And LOL at 30nl asking for a stake... get a Job moron so you can play 25nl or 50nl (how i started poker in 2007) and if you cant beat that limit just quit poker. Lastly, you have one semester to go, wtf are you worried about. Go to a fuckin bank and ask for a loan, 2k is chump change when it comes to loans. |
jesus fucking christ, what a retarded post, this is what really tilts the shit out of people
you think the whole world is just USA and Europe you retard fuck ?
you dont even know what's the cost of life in Seycheles to say that 2k it's a chump, or even if a ful time job there pays enough to play nl25 or nl50
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i am making a comparison of that 2k to 30k/yr of what it costs to pay for university. Please do not make assumptions about all Americans, and please learn English before you jump to conclusions and insult me thank you. |
Not going to say you're a fucking idiot blabla but you're comments are very unaccurate and ignorant. College in Mexico is not like the U.S. I study in one of the most expensive colleges in Mexico and I pay $11,250 usd a year (there are obv some that have higher prices but not that many). There are others that cost like $500/year and the level is still pretty good. People in America not going to college cause they don't have money have definitely not look or investigate other alternatives.
For el_tilon to be paying $2k/year or semester I'd say he is in a good college but still $2k is a lot of money here. A good salary of an engineer or whatever would be like $800-$850 and for a part time job you can't expect much or anything to make it worth it. So saying "get a job" don't think its a good advice.
Asking for a stake instead of getting a job I think its a better deal than getting a job. If you withdraw your bankroll and pay for your college and you don't have to pay anything else, then you'll feel pretty comfortable playing in a stake and I'm sure you'll do well. Don't know how much free time you will have though as studying and practicing take most of your time and you'll probably be too tired to grind at night, etc. You're the only one that currently knows that.
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Bejamin1   Canada. Jan 22 2012 17:04. Posts 7042 | | |
Yeah I totally didn't read his country of origin before suggesting a student loan lol, whoops.
Although if the country has an engineering school and the tuition is 2k per semester then that suggests the local economy is big enough to support it in terms of there being enough students who can pay that price. That suggests there is at least some possibility that student support programs, student loans, or loans at a low rate of interest form local banks might be available.
He could also just be changing his country of origin and lying about where he is from to get more support for his staking plan because obviously if he was living in the USA everyone would say GTFO get a job. |
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el_tilon   Canada. Jan 22 2012 18:33. Posts 296 | | |
Tx for the explanation Strato, yes I'm from Mexico the only reason that I used Scheylles it's cause nobody knows where it is, and it's like a joke, hope you undestand that.
At least one guy will stake me, and he will help me a lot to finish my current studies.
Locoo says a bunch of truth, here in Mexico is so difficult to get a parttime job. Payment is really low and i wouldn't have time to practice as an engineer. Poker gives me the opportunity to play on my timeoff and weekends, that's why i think that if someone helps me, i could play better and without getting so stressed. |
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kingpowa   France. Jan 23 2012 07:59. Posts 1525 | | |
you have a 6bb/100 winrate and a good rakeback deal, you could start from NL5 with the remaining money you would have or with a deposit bonus (as it is super easy to beat it) and get to NL30 from there. It would'not last long.
And to play poker to win money for daily expenses is not a great idea. You would have a lot more pressure and your results could be affected.
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jan 23 2012 08:16. Posts 8649 | | |
posting fake country destroys all credibility imo |
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