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JSquids United States. Apr 29 2011 09:07. Posts 1142 | | |
im a 50nl and 100nl player and im from the US.... i just checked out 888 poker and the rake is insaaaaane.... so i downloaded hero poker. i dont know anything about it but im willing to give it a shot.. anyone play there?? how is it? fast? laggy????
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Oly United Kingdom. Apr 29 2011 09:29. Posts 3585 | | |
Let me save HeroPokerCEO some time...
It's fucking awesome and I'm a really nice guy. I'm loving the challenge of starting a new skin but sometimes I cry at night because although I'm hardcore ambitious I'm also really sensitive. I'm totally in touch with your concerns, whatever they are, and I'm so god damn nice that if you insult me I'll thank you for it. I'm the best executive ever and Pokerstars even offered me a soapy tit wank to stay. I look forward to providing you with cheerful and helpful gambling services in the near future and I wish your life to be as full of ambition and fluffy bunny rabbits as mine is. |
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GoTuNk Chile. Apr 29 2011 09:39. Posts 2860 | | | |
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JSquids United States. Apr 29 2011 09:46. Posts 1142 | | |
idk but that made me ROFL esp the bunny filled part |
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k4ir0s Canada. Apr 29 2011 09:59. Posts 3476 | | | |
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pluzich . Apr 29 2011 10:00. Posts 828 | | |
| | On April 29 2011 08:29 Oly wrote:
Let me save HeroPokerCEO some time...
It's fucking awesome and I'm a really nice guy. I'm loving the challenge of starting a new skin but sometimes I cry at night because although I'm hardcore ambitious I'm also really sensitive. I'm totally in touch with your concerns, whatever they are, and I'm so god damn nice that if you insult me I'll thank you for it. I'm the best executive ever and Pokerstars even offered me a soapy tit wank to stay. I look forward to providing you with cheerful and helpful gambling services in the near future and I wish your life to be as full of ambition and fluffy bunny rabbits as mine is. |
so much win in one post. |
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SirBlotto Germany. Apr 29 2011 10:18. Posts 1270 | | |
888 doesn´t allow us players btw and yes the rake ther is gross |
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whamm! Albania. Apr 29 2011 11:45. Posts 11625 | | |
playing there now seems decent enough. merge is pretty ok for U.S. players obv , you guys have no choice, merge or shady cake without any lee jones anymore |
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JSquids United States. Apr 29 2011 12:00. Posts 1142 | | |
the only thing that pissing me off about this atm is the fuckin depositing. i want to deposit 600 to match there deposit bonus but it only lets me put in max $250 with my visa credit card?? i dont wanna sign up for all those other gay accounts THEN have to deposit with them. |
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whamm! Albania. Apr 29 2011 13:04. Posts 11625 | | |
you should pm the HERO guy here. im pretty sure he can help you out, he does own the skin you know  |
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Stat.Quo Somalia. Apr 29 2011 13:11. Posts 1227 | | |
Soapy tit wank and he still refused, damn, hero poker is that awesome????? |
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| | On April 29 2011 08:29 Oly wrote:
Let me save HeroPokerCEO some time...
It's fucking awesome and I'm a really nice guy. I'm loving the challenge of starting a new skin but sometimes I cry at night because although I'm hardcore ambitious I'm also really sensitive. I'm totally in touch with your concerns, whatever they are, and I'm so god damn nice that if you insult me I'll thank you for it. I'm the best executive ever and Pokerstars even offered me a soapy tit wank to stay. I look forward to providing you with cheerful and helpful gambling services in the near future and I wish your life to be as full of ambition and fluffy bunny rabbits as mine is. |
lol, well I can't really complain with that description. But, 'fucking awesome' ... not really there yet, the software is dated, but is due for a major upgrade and with the increased liquidity we just added in a ton more rooms, limits and tournament guarantees that I'll be posting up soon.
In terms of deposits: the best thing I suggest anyone to do is email support@heropoker.com and ask for an invite to 'usemywallet' and use that payment gateway.
Cheers. |
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YoMeR United States. Apr 29 2011 14:44. Posts 12435 | | |
| | On April 29 2011 08:29 Oly wrote:
Let me save HeroPokerCEO some time...
It's fucking awesome and I'm a really nice guy. I'm loving the challenge of starting a new skin but sometimes I cry at night because although I'm hardcore ambitious I'm also really sensitive. I'm totally in touch with your concerns, whatever they are, and I'm so god damn nice that if you insult me I'll thank you for it. I'm the best executive ever and Pokerstars even offered me a soapy tit wank to stay. I look forward to providing you with cheerful and helpful gambling services in the near future and I wish your life to be as full of ambition and fluffy bunny rabbits as mine is. |
you gotta give credit where it's due. that was quite well worded without a doubt.
maybe go into stand up comedy? |
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| | On April 29 2011 13:44 YoMeR wrote:
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On April 29 2011 08:29 Oly wrote:
Let me save HeroPokerCEO some time...
It's fucking awesome and I'm a really nice guy. I'm loving the challenge of starting a new skin but sometimes I cry at night because although I'm hardcore ambitious I'm also really sensitive. I'm totally in touch with your concerns, whatever they are, and I'm so god damn nice that if you insult me I'll thank you for it. I'm the best executive ever and Pokerstars even offered me a soapy tit wank to stay. I look forward to providing you with cheerful and helpful gambling services in the near future and I wish your life to be as full of ambition and fluffy bunny rabbits as mine is. |
you gotta give credit where it's due. that was quite well worded without a doubt.
maybe go into stand up comedy?
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well it cracks me up each time I read it over ^^ , the 'soapy tit wank' and the 'fluffy bunny rabbits' do it for me. lol. |
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JSquids United States. Apr 29 2011 21:32. Posts 1142 | | |
hero today is my bday but tomarrow im ganna email support@hero and il ask them to recomend me 'usamywallet' ok?
catch u tmrw n thx |
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