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SpoR   United States. Mar 15 2011 18:25. Posts 1254
So I've been playing Z Poker lately (the facebook play money poker if you are unfamiliar)

And all the sudden there are all these Indian farmers hitting me up constantly for chips, and sending me fake poorly written message in my inbox telling me to confirm my account before it gets suspended/banned.
So I start fucking with them, they have the most broken retarded engrish and they always say the same kind of shit and their logic is ridiculous sometimes. They are constantly railbirding me asking for chips to which I usually reply to show me their tittiestitties as payment.

Anyways, just like fucking with telemarketers on the phone I get a kick out of talking to them and hearing their responses etc. Here is one from today:

don't click these links in here:

 
March 15 at 2:32pm Report
Dear, Mike.

We have received reports from our automated system that you have been taking action or by accident that causes you have been reported by other users. http://privacy-policy/@zynga.inc.com.

You are required to verify your account at:
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http://verify-email-support-zynga-poker-game-network.tk/
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If within 1x12 hours you have not yet verified, your Техаѕ НоldЕm Роkег account will be permanently "BANNED".

We apologize for the inconvenience.

Thank you

The Team Техаѕ НоldЕm Роkег



  Mike: get out of here dumb short stack
Mike: go find a shortstack table
Murat is railbird
Murat: mike pls pls pls send me 100k pls pls mike
Murat: pls
Murat: mike
Murat: ok
Murat: pls
Murat: mike
Murat: mike pls pls pls send me 100k pls mike for my limit
Mike: stop spamming me and trying to scam me through my messages
Murat: pls mike
Mike: geta life
Murat: pls send me mike pls send me 100k pls mike
Murat: pls
Murat: pls
Murat: mike
Murat: pls
Murat: you my frend
Murat: pls mike
Murat: pls
Mike: plz plz plz i beg for fake money cause im a poor indian peice of ****
Mike: beg your mother for sex
Murat: beg you mather for sex men
Murat: i F U C K YOU MATHER men
Mike: good men
Mike: go beg her then
Mike: men
Mike: get a life indian trash
Mike: dude this acce guy is so bad and lucky
Onur just sat down
Onur: haha
Onur: f u ck mike hahaha
Mike: sits down with 200k stack and lucks a few pots
Onur: i see 50m
Onur: u re poor
Onur: 10m
Onur: fu ck chips
Mike: ?
Onur: my other account
Onur: 50m
Mike: if u have 2 accounts thats illegal
Mike: reported
Onur: haha
Onur: this report
Onur: f u ck uuu
Onur: hahaha
Onur: 34
Onur: but yu re fold
Onur: 6
These 2 railbirds just showed up at the same time
Nirmala: hi
Sajjad: hello
Sajjad: Mike
Mike: look at these indian scum begging for FAKE MONEY
Mike: all day
Mike: beg ur mmother for sex i told you
Sajjad: who you saying 2
Sajjad: mike
Mike: beg your mother for sex
Mike: sex is also free
Mike: and worthless
Mike: go beg her for it
Sajjad: you saying 2 me
Fale: lol
Sajjad: you mother
Mike: yes 'you mother' beg her for it
Sajjad: fcker i never asked you
Mike: ASK YOUR MOTHER FOR SEX
Sajjad: i fck ur mom
Mike: SHE WILL GIVE
Mike: U **** UR MOM YES
Sajjad: ur sister
Mike: you will have intimate relations with your mothers hairy snatch
Sajjad: and u 2
Mike: lick the juices
Mike: clean her rectum
Mike: kiss her mouth
Mike: birth your new children
Mike: make them beg for poker chips
Mike: as chores for the day
Mike: like you
Mike: and your father befor you
Sajjad: fck ur mom
Sajjad: y u stared
Sajjad: i never asked u
Sajjad: u motha fcker
Sajjad: if i find u
Mike: so bad
Sajjad: that could b ur last day ov life
Mike: im so scared indian scum
Mike: go back to ur gutter
Sajjad: you don,t know me
Mike: stop using your money to play around in pc cafe
Mike: and work for your money u dumb ass
Mike: get a life
Mike: or die
Sajjad: i hav bussines in uk
Sajjad: you fcker
Sajjad: i fck ur sister
Mike: yea u have a business lmao
Sajjad: and will make her pro]
Mike: what do u sell choes on the dirty corner?
Mike: shoes
Mike: stolen shoes
Sajjad: ur sister puss y
Mike: not even a full pair i bet
Mike: half a pair of dirty old shoes u masturbate into every night
Ted: oh ffs
Sajjad: i had a really fun when i fcked ur younger sister
Mike: so ur a dirty indian gutter ****phile?
Mike: peedophile
Mike: incest ur mom
Mike: blow ur fathers load into your sister
Mike: birth ur new army of chip beggers



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SpoR   United States. Mar 15 2011 18:35. Posts 1254

Anyone know where to sell chips? I've been watching one of these beggers and 'she' reguarly has less than 200k chips in her account but she is always showing up on my huge pot of the week radar at like 15million-30million chips.

ZERG! 

LemOn[5thF]   Czech Republic. Mar 15 2011 18:49. Posts 14191

wow you got a lot of time on your hands, can't you spend it with something more productive , like porn or watching Rebecca Black?

Podcast: http://www.pokerstrategy.com/forum/thread.php?threadid=328850 

dogmeat   Czech Republic. Mar 15 2011 19:10. Posts 6374


  On March 15 2011 17:49 LemOn[5thF] wrote:
porn of Rebecca Black?

where

ban baal 

edzwoo   United States. Mar 15 2011 19:19. Posts 5911


  On March 15 2011 18:10 dogmeat wrote:
Show nested quote +

where


The front seat or maybe the back seat.


SpoR   United States. Mar 15 2011 19:23. Posts 1254

yep, I'm unemployed at the moment and taking a break from filling out the 100th online application that take 2 hours each. And going to interviews all over the place.

ZERG! 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 15 2011 23:08. Posts 14026


  On March 15 2011 18:19 edzwoo wrote:
Show nested quote +



The front seat or maybe the back seat.



hahaha


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 15 2011 23:11. Posts 14026


  Sajjad: u motha fcker
Sajjad: if i find u
Mike: so bad
Sajjad: that could b ur last day ov life



ahahaha


whamm!   Albania. Mar 15 2011 23:30. Posts 11608

gotta get in to this chip begging thing soon, sounds fun


CarpeNoctum   Cyprus. Mar 16 2011 00:21. Posts 170

lol

Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds that Darkness is always there first, waiting for it. 

LiLZhiMiNG   Australia. Mar 16 2011 07:37. Posts 637


  On March 15 2011 22:30 whamm! wrote:
gotta get in to this chip begging thing soon, sounds fun



yeah go onto fulltilt/stars and ask for 100k chips....goodluck =)


 





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