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atateconst   United States. Jan 30 2011 14:04. Posts 132
I edited out the dealer messages because this plays out over quite a while, this thing would be unreadable and many pages long if I didnt. Otherwise its untouched.


Submitted by : atateconst

PokerStars Game #56830371114: Holdem No Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2011/01/30 12:14:39 CT [2011/01/30 13:14:39 ET]
Table Eurydike XII 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($12.50 in chips)
Seat 2: xaruto_kill ($7.83 in chips)
Seat 3: Anuka2010 ($6.71 in chips)
Seat 4: Lazybones90 ($7.44 in chips)
Seat 5: madrid AK ($6.53 in chips)
Seat 6: WF3lixW ($10 in chips)
madrid AK: posts small blind $0.10
WF3lixW: posts big blind $0.25

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero AdKd
Hero: raises $0.75 to $1
xaruto_kill: folds
Anuka2010: folds
Lazybones90: raises $1.50 to $2.50
madrid AK: folds
WF3lixW: folds
Hero: raises $9.50 to $12
Lazybones90: calls $4.94 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($4.56) returned to Hero

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $15.23)

   ThKc3h

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $15.23)

   ThKc3hKh

River (Pot : $15.23)

   ThKc3hKh6c

Showdown
Hero: shows AdKd (three of a kind, Kings)
Lazybones90: shows JdJc (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
Hero collected $14.47 from pot

Summary
Total pot $15.23 | Rake $0.76
Board  ThKc3hKh6c
Seat 1: Hero showed AdKd and won ($14.47) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: xaruto_kill folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: Anuka2010 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 4: Lazybones90 (button) showed JdJc and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 5: madrid AK (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: WF3lixW (big blind) folded before Flop



Lazybones90 said, "NICE DONK"
Lazybones90 said, "VERY NICE"
Lazybones90 said, "F:CUK YOUR MOKTHER"
Lazybones90 said, "AND YPUR SIKSTER"
Lazybones90 said, "AND YPUR BROKTHER"
atateconst said, "wtf?"
Lazybones90 said, "F:UCKING"
atateconst said, "it was a coinflip dude"
Lazybones90 said, "CALL WITH NOTHING"
Lazybones90 said, "COINFLIP??WTF"
atateconst said, "what?"
Lazybones90 said, "i was ahead"
atateconst said, "it was a coinflip"
Lazybones90 said, "omg"
Lazybones90 said, "I WAS AHEAD"
atateconst said, "54/46"
Lazybones90 said, "53,6 agianst 45,9!"
Lazybones90 said, "you have nothing and u win"
Lazybones90 said, "of course"
atateconst said, "it was a coinflip!!!!"
atateconst said, "settle down idiot"
Lazybones90 said, "where is there a coinflip??????????????? when iam ahead"
Lazybones90 said, "with 55 against 45"
atateconst said, "its a figure of speech"
atateconst said, "its close to a coinflip"
atateconst said, "i win 46 times out of 100"
Lazybones90 said, "give me my moeny bac!"
Lazybones90 said, "damn it was my pot"
atateconst said, "wow"
atateconst said, "u r one pathetic loser dude"
Lazybones90 said, "why u do 7,5dollar in the pot? when u have nothing"
atateconst said, "LOL"
atateconst said, "i had AK dude"
atateconst said, "LOL"
WF3lixW said, "man man man"
Lazybones90 said, "a normal thinking human would only call with qq kk aa"
Lazybones90 said, "but u"
atateconst said, "lol"
WF3lixW said, "du verstehst es nicht"
Lazybones90 said, "wow i could win so much"
Lazybones90 said, "i will call"
Lazybones90 said, "you think i bluff or what"
WF3lixW said, "er hat recht ak vs. jj ist gefühlte 50:50"
WF3lixW said, "mit AK folded man kein raise von dir auch wenn JJ hast"
Lazybones90 said, "trotzdem war ich vorn"
WF3lixW said, "minimal"
atateconst said, "why would i need to think u r bluffing?"
WF3lixW said, "das zählt aber nicht"
Lazybones90 said, "und wieso stellt der 7,5 dolalr rein"
atateconst said, "i had AK!!!"
atateconst said, "its a premium hand"
atateconst said, "get over it"
Lazybones90 said, "mit a.ss könig"
Lazybones90 said, "a premium hand?"
Lazybones90 said, "the only premium hands are aces and kings"
WF3lixW said, "er geht doch nur allin"
WF3lixW said, "er stellt doch keine 7.50 rein"
Lazybones90 said, "ja aber alles"
Lazybones90 said, "wenn ich den aufs doppelte reraise"
Lazybones90 said, "werd ich wohl was ahben"
WF3lixW said, "er hätte auch 5 schreiben könne"
WF3lixW said, "ja aber er aht auch ak"
atateconst said, "lol"
atateconst said, "i cant wait to post this chat"
WF3lixW said, "er hat overcards"
Lazybones90 said, "kkomischer weise wird das aber an tischen wo 1/2dollar blinds sind gefoldet dann"
Lazybones90 said, "da sind ne so viele honks"
Lazybones90 said, "bzw donks"
WF3lixW said, "glaub es"
atateconst said, "u should move up to where they respect your raises bro"
WF3lixW said, "die will ich sehen"
Lazybones90 said, "dort geht auch eine sau mit 100dolalr all in nur weil er ace king aht"
WF3lixW said, "die AK folden"
Lazybones90 said, "keine sau"
Lazybones90 said, "würdest du mehr als 100dollar callen mit ace king?"
Lazybones90 said, "all in?"
WF3lixW said, "doch schau dir die high stakes an"
Lazybones90 said, "nie im leben"
WF3lixW said, "aber wie gesagt es bleibt dennoch bei coinflip"
WF3lixW said, "trifft er nur den K gewinnt er shon"
WF3lixW said, "n"
WF3lixW said, "du hast nur noch 2 outs"
WF3lixW said, "er im besten falle 8"
atateconst said, "u done crying yet busto?"
WF3lixW said, "i think so"
WF3lixW said, ""
WF3lixW said, ""
WF3lixW said, "he got it"
Lazybones90 said, "BOA"
Lazybones90 said, "ICH RASTE GLEI AUS"
Lazybones90 said, "SOWAS BEHINDERTES HIER"
WF3lixW said, "und das war pech"
Lazybones90 said, "vorhins war wohl kein pech??"
Lazybones90 said, "-.-"
WF3lixW said, "klar"
WF3lixW said, "so ist dieses spiel nunmal"
WF3lixW said, "aber diesmal warst du meilen weit hinter"

And now, the moment the entire table has been waiting for happens:

Submitted by : atateconst

PokerStars Game #56830958516: Holdem No Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2011/01/30 12:29:42 CT [2011/01/30 13:29:42 ET]
Table Eurydike XII 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Hero ($18.90 in chips)
Seat 2: xaruto_kill ($10.63 in chips)
Seat 3: Anuka2010 ($8.66 in chips)
Seat 4: Lazybones90 ($2.70 in chips)
Seat 5: madrid AK ($6.93 in chips)
Seat 6: WF3lixW ($10 in chips)
xaruto_kill: posts small blind $0.10
Anuka2010: posts big blind $0.25

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero JcJs
Lazybones90: raises $0.25 to $0.50
madrid AK: folds
WF3lixW: folds
Hero: raises $1 to $1.50
xaruto_kill: folds
Anuka2010: folds
Lazybones90 said, "wer ncohn paar gewonnen wär split pot"
Lazybones90: raises $1.20 to $2.70 and is all-in
Hero: calls $1.20
WF3lixW said, "oder so"

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $5.75)

   Jh5hQd

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $5.75)

   Jh5hQd9c
Lazybones90 said, "omg"

River (Pot : $5.75)

   Jh5hQd9cTc

Showdown
Lazybones90: shows Ad7d (high card Ace)
Hero: shows JcJs (three of a kind, Jacks)
Hero collected $5.47 from pot
Lazybones90 said, "so sinnlos"

Summary
Total pot $5.75 | Rake $0.28
Board  Jh5hQd9cTc
Seat 1: Hero (button) showed JcJs and won ($5.47) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 2: xaruto_kill (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Anuka2010 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Lazybones90 showed Ad7d and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: madrid AK folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: WF3lixW folded before Flop (didnt bet)



atateconst said, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Lazybones90 said, "THE SAME SITUATION"
atateconst said, "A7 is a call but not AK???"
Lazybones90 said, "F:UCKING BLULLS:HIT"
Lazybones90 said, "AND U HIT THE JACK"
atateconst said, "dude"
Lazybones90 said, "ABSOULTELY UNEBLEIVVABLE"
atateconst said, "u had 3 outs"
atateconst said, "wow u are clueless!!!!!"
Lazybones90 said, "LOL OF COURSE"
Lazybones90 said, "AND U?"
Lazybones90 said, "2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Lazybones90 said, "and what ui hit a jack"
Lazybones90 said, "of course"
atateconst said, "i didnt need the jack bro"
Lazybones90 said, "JEDES MA DAS SELBE"
Lazybones90 said, "HAST DU DE BESSERE HAND VERLIERST DU"
Lazybones90 said, "HAST DU DE SCHLECHTERE HAND VERLIERST DU"
WF3lixW said, "dieses mal ht du nur eine overcard"
Lazybones90 said, "und das soll nicht getürkt sein"
Lazybones90 said, "das glauben die doch selebr ne"
WF3lixW said, "warum spielst du denn solche hände"
WF3lixW said, "nur weil das ein A ist heißt es nicht du gewinnst"
Lazybones90 said, "weil es gegen den mond ging de rmir mein geld gezockkt hat"
WF3lixW said, "von dem gedanken musst du wegkommen"
Lazybones90 leaves the table
atateconst said, "wow that was so awesome"

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Carthac   United States. Jan 30 2011 14:15. Posts 1343

"you should move up to where they respect your raises bro"

lolol


Luckb0xx   Germany. Jan 30 2011 14:30. Posts 2069

basically hes complaining how ps is riggd and how you lose whether u have the better or the worse hand. ^^


for some reason i knew it was ger rage chat before i clicked ur blog xD

pfffffff... 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Jan 30 2011 14:43. Posts 14026

Seat 1: Hero ($12.50 in chips)
Seat 2: xaruto_kill ($7.83 in chips)
Seat 3: Anuka2010 ($6.71 in chips)
Seat 4: Lazybones90 ($7.44 in chips)
Seat 5: madrid AK ($6.53 in chips)
Seat 6: WF3lixW ($10 in chips)

nearly 200bbs on the table, serious business


superfashion   United States. Jan 30 2011 15:09. Posts 918

why do you bother talking to people in chat

shoving here as a bluff at 50NL is like explaning calcalus to a 6 month old cat wtf are you thinking - TalentedTom 

atateconst   United States. Jan 30 2011 15:13. Posts 132


  On January 30 2011 14:09 superfashion wrote:
why do you bother talking to people in chat



Was winding down my session. It was one of my last 2 or 3 tables. Otherwise I probably wouldnt even have known it was happening.
Plus I knew right away this one had the potential to be something special. All CAPS is a pretty good indicator of that.

I thought I handled it pretty well, personally. Considering he insulted my mother, sister, and brother right out of the chute.

 Last edit: 30/01/2011 15:17

ERASA   Germany. Jan 30 2011 15:26. Posts 2440

I would translate, but its really not worth it. basically he keeps complaining in german and the other guy tries to explain to him, why AK is a call


atateconst   United States. Jan 30 2011 15:27. Posts 132


  On January 30 2011 14:26 ERASA wrote:
I would translate, but its really not worth it. basically he keeps complaining in german and the other guy tries to explain to him, why AK is a call



Ok, thanks. Thats pretty much what I figured.


NewbSaibot   United States. Jan 30 2011 15:32. Posts 4849

A7 = 3 outs
JJ = 2 outs
A7 > JJ

listening to edzwoo has made u a nit... *sigh* - Zalfor 

K40Cheddar   United States. Jan 30 2011 15:35. Posts 2194

"only premium hands are aces and kings"
"A normal thinking human would only call with QQ, KK, or AA"

LOL WTF?

GG 

schmar   Norway. Jan 30 2011 17:59. Posts 29

Gotta love those tiltmonkeys.


egood   United States. Jan 30 2011 18:08. Posts 1883

Was playing live the other day, and some short stack went all in with A9o against 77 and lost, and he started flipping out complaining about how bullshit it was and stuff. People are idiots.


DONKEYLUVIN   United States. Jan 30 2011 18:16. Posts 292

Looks like he leveled you good.


DrDerive   Austria. Jan 30 2011 18:41. Posts 7

Haha the german part is hilarious


sc1pio   United States. Jan 30 2011 19:00. Posts 117

Best part is when he says that the only hands which should shove would be the ones that beat him... and he calls anyway. :x


EscapingR   Netherlands. Jan 31 2011 08:25. Posts 2353

standard bs = waste of time


 



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