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genjix China. Dec 30 2009 02:49. Posts 2677 | | |
whats the difference between a lambo and a pile of dead babys
i dont have a lambo in my garage
What do you use to load dead babies into a truck?
A pitchfork.
What do you get after using a pitchfork to pick up dead babies?
An erection.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a bath tub?
A blender.
How go you get them out?
Tortilla Chips.
how many dead babies does it take to paint a house? depends how hard you throw em
Whats harder than walking through a field of dead babies?
my dick as i do it
how do you stop a baby from crying and crawling around in circles?
nail its other hand to the floor.
how many babies does it take to paint a house?
depends on how hard you throw them.
Dont overuse these two guys, they are my favorite.
what is the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby, you take your boots off to jump on a trampoline
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genjix China. Dec 30 2009 02:58. Posts 2677 | | |
i put them here for myself cos i found them funny. |
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Steal City United States. Dec 30 2009 05:15. Posts 2537 | | |
next time u wanna save something for just urself that we all heard 10 years ago, u should remember to put it in ur public blog |
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EscapingR Netherlands. Dec 30 2009 06:36. Posts 2353 | | |
You should try gasoline and a baby > molotov baby |
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Elite00 United States. Dec 30 2009 07:28. Posts 683 | | |
How do you make a baby cry twice?
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you wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear |
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| | On December 30 2009 06:28 Elite00 wrote:
How do you make a baby cry twice?
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you wipe your bloody dick on its teddy bear |
I was so expecting a joke about genjix and got all excited.  |
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Ket  United Kingdom. Dec 30 2009 09:06. Posts 8665 | | |
genjix u come across as a fking weirdo, all your posts srsly creep me out =[ |
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4Kingell United Kingdom. Jan 12 2010 06:05. Posts 1453 | | |
| | On December 30 2009 08:06 Ket wrote:
genjix u come across as a fking weirdo, all your posts srsly creep me out =[ |
Yep. |
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YouGoTGoT United States. Jan 12 2010 10:08. Posts 1118 | | |
I think you have more dead baby jokes then friends |
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