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WilsWils   Canada. Oct 26 2009 22:45. Posts 285
So here's some cool stuff that has happened now

I'm finally out of the hole that this shit-tastic month has dug for me, was -3k or so but now im up +1k which is always nice, ive only played about 41k hands this month, waaay important midterms and projects due within the next couple weeks so looks like i haev to stop being a lazy son of a bitch and balance my life better. I get thrown off balance and start sleeping in / being lazy waay too easy.

I've ordered about 600$ worth of stuff this month on clothes , and was like ehh whatever its all good since i havent bought any clothes for myself in like half a year, mostly stuff from kidrobot and some cool gstar sweaters , but i had NO idea i had to pay duties. So anyway today my massive order from KR.com came in, and im in the middle of a 10 tabling nl200 session, im dealt AA in the BB and hear a knock on the door, and im like SHIT its the UPS man (i can look out my window to the front), i 3bet a CO raiser and its folded around to him all the time while the guy is knocking harder and harder, at this point im scared hes giong to fucking leave and go to the post office which is a million miles away and im too fucking lazy to drive and get it (im in my jammies at this point), i look back to my tables and start frantically sitting out, and THE FUCKING CO RAISER DISCONNECTS. SO we're in the middle of a decent hand (about 190bb deep or so) and im sitting ehre watching this son of a bitch time down when the guy gets up and starts walking away from the door.

i immediately run downstairs cursing and fling open the door
he turns around with an angry look and goes package for mr wong? im like LOL SUP THATSA ME LOL SORRY

and hes like "yeah , there's a COD for 70$ on this"

so i go WTF? for what? and he says "its for the brokerage when it was imported from the states" , so this is a pretty terrible beat, i already spend like 300 bucks online, then get dinged for an additional like 25% in IMPORT TAX? SINCE WHEN? HELLOOO NAFTA? so because its cash only i tell him to wait, and i run back upstairs ripping apart my room for spare change

at this point, the guy has just come back and fucking min 4bets me, i 10 second fake tank (LOLOLOL) while eyeing my room for my wallet and then shove. HE FUCKING TIMEBANKS and i sift through my fucking wallet and can only find 100's (went to casino earlier in the week). so i go FML and run downstairs with a hundo while the UPS guy goes uhh i dont have change with a sly smirk

im like FUCK ME he doesnt carry change cause hes ups, but i dont have 70$ in cash, AND im mad tilted from this terrible circumstances ive found myself, AND I WANT MY CLOTHES NOW DAMNIT

so i shove the hundo in his face, tell him to keep the change, sign the release form, and he goes "cheers!" he was some brit or aussie or somethign and i take ym package and run upstairs just in time to see villain bink my AA by flopping a set w/ his QQ. F M L

as i rage in my room, i get another knock on m y door , i stomp downstairs and see the guy who forgot my signature on some other slip, i sign it and tell him to enjoy the tip and he says thank you again sir and lifts his hat to me im like OH COOL and he leaves

then i went back into my room and tried on the clothes. at least they were awesome and fit.

poker wise, ive gotten a new coach who is a 5/10 reg on FTP and i believe was one of the biggest winners at 3/6 - 2/4 on FTP , and has helped out my game come further than it has before. It's at this point that i basically have to rely on myself to putting this into action, and not levelling myself, was well worth the $$$. Ive basically stopped playing nl100 unless theres literally no nl200 tables going (i usually start one or two i think..).

Also, a reg from 2+2 went batshit insane on me a week ago when i shoved over his insanely obvious bluff line with K high in a 3b pot deep. he berated me hard , and talked about how i was a terrible 350k hand breakeven reg and he couldnt believe he was down alot of $$ to me etc and how my PTR shows me as a terribly player when PTR is very, VERY inaccurate for MANY people i have talked to. he was accusing me of never starting tables, being a nit, terrible player, incapable of folding (lolwut), then challenged me to HU for rolls. he even offered me coaching because i was so terrible (lol?)

anyway so yeah..basically all i need to do now is put in the hands at nl200 and put up some solid results for november. I dont know how im going to go about doing that because i have a huuuuuge midterm i HAVE to do well on (im on academic probation because i fucked up my last 2 years), and a huuuge project in a class i HAVE to get an A in (to balance out the C im going to get in my other class D.

run goot one time plz

gl lp

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gawdawaful   Canada. Oct 27 2009 01:39. Posts 9012

tear the hundo up in 4 pieces and give him 3?

Im only good at poker when I run good 

flounder44   United States. Oct 27 2009 04:08. Posts 916

dam what a baller... GL on midterms i would suggest cutting poker time and focus more on studying.

Thats a pretty funny/classic online grinder story which i think we can all relate to. How come i dont see you at the tables anymore? I only played 5-6k hands of 200nl this month but im running 20bb/100.


exalted   United States. Oct 27 2009 04:44. Posts 2918

cute story wilswils, i felt out of breath reading the story because you seemed like you were so rushed for time

exalted from teamliquid :o 

 



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