b-day help

Get her some Victoria Secret perfume/body spray. Bitches love that shit.

1) dick in a box
2) megaupload

How old are you, how old is she? Kinda matters.

Diablo boxed set?

get her 2 tickets to bands she may be interested in

yea nice...

buy her a book (if she is that type) and write something nice on 1st page... it's always nice present and she's gonna have it for a long time

were both 21, and the key here is i'm trying NOT to look desperate... so i think victoria's secret is off limits. even though your right "girls love that shit"

book is a decent idea, but looks like lp has like 0 game.

I don't see how Victoria Secret makes you look desperate at all. It's like $20 and it shows you have taste. Another good idea is if you have any good pictures with her then get an 6x8 printed and frame it -- but only if ya'll are relatively close or it will be kinda creepy.

Okay, if you're just TRYING not to look desperate but actually realllllly like this girl and want to please her then you're already fucked. Girls eventually uncover that shit and it is an instant attraction killer.Just letting you know.

With this chick, it seems like you don't really know her TOO well and it's all in the introductory phases. So you want to celebrate her bday in a fashion that is fucking memorable, with a hint of flirtatiousness, and also is totally not cheesy/desperate. Sounds ez, right?

Actually, it is. It's mostly about mindset over anything else. The key word is "celebrate" - you're not GIVING her shit, except a great and unforgettable time CELEBRATING the day of her birth. Two tickets to her favorite band/singer is a pretty good idea - it's something she loves AND it sets up a date for the both of you to go together. Personally, I'd probably shoot her a message or a simple birthday card saying "Happy Birthday! I'm very glad you were born... well, most of the time haha. Anyway, set aside Saturday/XYZday so I can give you your gift. It's gonna be a blast." On that day, I'd probably pick her up and say "Okay, we're going on an adventure" and just take her somewhere. Make your "date" your gift to her.

-Stop by a supermarket, have her pick out her favorite foods, and take her to the beach for some fun in the sun (get into your underwear and go into the water too ofc if you're somewhere warm).
-Somewhere with a great view: when I'm back home in NYC, I usually take the girl across the river to NJ, where you can get an AMAZING view of the NY skyline and pop a bottle of nice champagne.
-Take her for a roadtrip to some mountains and go skiing. If you're in the tri-state area, PA is only a couple hrs away.

Point is, just look at your company as an awesome gift. I consider myself pretty charming, funny, a great conversationalist, and adventurous so I just create a situation where I can spend some quality time w/the chick and let her bask in it. You should have the same confidence. I mean, let's not kid ourselves. You don't just want to celebrate her fucking birthday - you want to give her your cock. And there's no reason you shouldn't do both. Gogogo!

On October 22 2009 14:34 Sanai wrote: Okay, if you're just TRYING not to look desperate but actually realllllly like this girl and want to please her then you're already fucked. Girls eventually uncover that shit and it is an instant attraction killer.Just letting you know. With this chick, it seems like you don't really know her TOO well and it's all in the introductory phases. So you want to celebrate her bday in a fashion that is fucking memorable, with a hint of flirtatiousness, and also is totally not cheesy/desperate. Sounds ez, right? Actually, it is. It's mostly about mindset over anything else. The key word is "celebrate" - you're not GIVING her shit, except a great and unforgettable time CELEBRATING the day of her birth. Two tickets to her favorite band/singer is a pretty good idea - it's something she loves AND it sets up a date for the both of you to go together. Personally, I'd probably shoot her a message or a simple birthday card saying "Happy Birthday! I'm very glad you were born... well, most of the time haha. Anyway, set aside Saturday/XYZday so I can give you your gift. It's gonna be a blast." On that day, I'd probably pick her up and say "Okay, we're going on an adventure" and just take her somewhere. Make your "date" your gift to her. -Stop by a supermarket, have her pick out her favorite foods, and take her to the beach for some fun in the sun (get into your underwear and go into the water too ofc if you're somewhere warm). -Somewhere with a great view: when I'm back home in NYC, I usually take the girl across the river to NJ, where you can get an AMAZING view of the NY skyline and pop a bottle of nice champagne. -Take her for a roadtrip to some mountains and go skiing. If you're in the tri-state area, PA is only a couple hrs away. Point is, just look at your company as an awesome gift. I consider myself pretty charming, funny, a great conversationalist, and adventurous so I just create a situation where I can spend some quality time w/the chick and let her bask in it. You should have the same confidence. I mean, let's not kid ourselves. You don't just want to celebrate her fucking birthday - you want to give her your cock. And there's no reason you shouldn't do both. Gogogo!

2 shots of patron at the bar and a toast from you at the bar