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Half rant about PLO being the devil's game.

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JonnyCosMo   United States. Aug 04 2009 21:15. Posts 7292
Before I go off on my very long and very rage-filled rant about how Pot Limit Omaha is the most rigged game ever, I'd just like to say that the drama between Evan and I (which really wasn't all that serious since it was just over 5k) has been cleared up, just a big misunderstanding that kind of went the wrong way. To recap a little bit since my last blog post, WSOP was a blast. Basically ran really good in almost everything I did. Got pretty lazy about playing the tournaments halfway through the series since I was destroying cash games pretty hard for a long stretch, so I only ended up playing 10 tournaments total all summer when I was planned on going on the super grind and play 22. The only thing that bugged me was that I thought I played a less-than stellar main event. My starting table was filled with nits with the exception of Faraz Jaka who sat two to my left. Had no clue who he was until he busted out at the end of day 1, but he made sure to make my life pretty miserable. Was pretty disappointed to how I adjusted to the situation overall. Made day 2 but was real short, and only lasted 2 hours before my KK got cracked by a flopped set of 9's


WSOP Event #11 $2,000 Final Table - Yes I has the happiness


WSOP Event #11 $2,000 Final Table - Wat?


WSOP Roommates, Auspicious and Jakelantic


Other WSOP roommates, GoGators86 and RetiredAt30

Ever since then I've been back in San Diego chilling. I have played less than 5 hours of online poker in the last month. It's been super relaxing actually. Went back to Palomar and my god run continued for a +15k first week back at mostly 5/10 and a little 10/20. My boy Clayton (The donkament player who makes vids for Leggopoker) has been living with us since Vegas, and so I've been learning PLO from him since he's been playing PLO for the majority of the past year and has been recently taking shots at 25/50 online. Most of my learning has just come from watching his sessions, and not really trying it out for myself.

So last night I decide to give PLO a little spin. I 4 tabled $.50/$1.00 for a good 4 hours, and ended up down like 6 buy-ins wtf... Not a good start. Woke up this morning and dropped another 2 buy-ins over an hour. That ain't good, but Clayton said it's just standard PLO variance. So I head to Palomar this afternoon and see that the wait for $5/10 is going to be a while. That's when the $25/50 PLO that was running caught my eye. Obv I take a shot, since the game looked pretty good to me considering I have smashed half the table in NL Hold'em. The game got a little bigger when two fish took a seat an hour or so after I sat, as they straddled every pot. I kept trying to get the game half PLO half NL Hold'em but there were some wet vaginas that kept refusing. My final hand went as follows:


Aggro fish straddles $100, weak/passive fish calls $100 in middle position. I am dealt Js Th 8s 5h in the CO. I pot it to $500 (they round up for pot amounts). Super mega fish who had not folded a hand in the past hour calls in the big blind. Straddler calls, and limper calls. Flop comes Jd 5s 3d. All 3 players check to me, and I pot it for $2k. Mega fish in the big blind calls. And everyone else folds. Turn comes Ts. Fish checks, and calls my last $3k shove, then rolls over Ac Kd 9d 4h for the epic wtf are you doing preflop / holy shit u are a moron / how the fuck did you pick up more outs / please god hold one time / don't let this retard fish ruin my first full day of PLO.

River was 6d ....



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DustySwedeDude   Sweden. Aug 04 2009 21:26. Posts 8623

HE TTAAAAAAAAARPED U WITH A HIGH!


OneInTheStink   United States. Aug 04 2009 22:11. Posts 401

pay dat mann hiss mahney

Wangs World 

PortugalFinest   . Aug 04 2009 22:44. Posts 19

Stick to hold em Jon. Whenever we played other games in our home games, you would always get raped


terrybunny19240   United States. Aug 05 2009 01:34. Posts 13829


Jonoman92   United States. Aug 05 2009 03:06. Posts 280

Random Question: Why is it that Omaha always seems to be PL and not NL.

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ShadowDrgn   United States. Aug 05 2009 03:38. Posts 1156

Equities are so close in Omaha that the most EV play would usually be to shove. Therefore, it's played pot limit. I'm sure one of the pros around here can give a better explanation, but that's the gist of it.


FrinkX   United States. Aug 05 2009 11:25. Posts 7561

the drama between me and cosmo was completely my fault and I am the hugest retard ever, and again im sorry cosmo

cant wait to come back and move into our new place =)

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

FrinkX   United States. Aug 05 2009 11:28. Posts 7561

LOL PLO

bitch on a pension suck my dong 

flounder44   United States. Aug 05 2009 12:45. Posts 916

omygod you made my day


flounder44   United States. Aug 05 2009 12:47. Posts 916

i was palying a 30 dollar live tourney last night and i get to final table with mediumish stack. This bigdonk who has like twice my chipstack of like 60k or w/e decides to minraise 8k when blinds were 2/4k. I look down at kings and just get it in for like 28kish total and he instacall with KQ. Flop is T42 rainbow, turn is 9, river is J and the whole table explodes.


JonnyCosMo   United States. Aug 05 2009 15:18. Posts 7292


  On August 05 2009 11:47 flounder44 wrote:
i was palying a 30 dollar live tourney last night and i get to final table with mediumish stack. This bigdonk who has like twice my chipstack of like 60k or w/e decides to minraise 8k when blinds were 2/4k. I look down at kings and just get it in for like 28kish total and he instacall with KQ. Flop is T42 rainbow, turn is 9, river is J and the whole table explodes.



thank you for sharing this gem in the comment section of my blog.

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Uptown   . Aug 05 2009 18:46. Posts 3557

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

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Nazgul    Netherlands. Aug 06 2009 19:05. Posts 7080

im the only one who thought gogators was durrr?

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ThuNDeR   Bulgaria. Aug 08 2009 14:02. Posts 371

the epic wtf are you doing preflop / holy shit u are a moron / how the fuck did you pick up more outs / please god hold one time / don't let this retard fish ruin my first full day of PLO.

:DDDDDDDD

ThiNk DiFFeReNt! 

ggplz   Sweden. Aug 08 2009 18:48. Posts 16784


  On August 06 2009 18:05 Nazgul wrote:
im the only one who thought gogators was durrr?



i thought he looked v.similar but could tell the difference

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