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milkman   United States. Aug 02 2009 03:22. Posts 5719
So i havent been up 2 much lately, ive been going between my home and rush's place in eugene alot.. Rush lives about a hour away from me and its a college town so theres just alot more ppl around 2 do shit with, and theres a poker room that i hope to be playing at more in the next week..
My city has been pretty bad, i know quite a few ppl here but everyones fucking busy working and shit and i cant ever get enough ppl to drink or chill or w/e, so its kinda tilting and drives me back to euegene alot.

Poker wise ive been playing nl25-nl100 FR recently, and playing some 45mans on FTP and doing well in everything. Ran a little bad at nl100 yesterday and thats prolly gonna keep me away for a bit but the games r so sick soft i cant wait till im properly rolled to play there again.

So the funny story, ive been back home for like 2 days and i get back and my computer is acting all wacky, the mouse is like acting up and it wont let me click on anything and sometimes it has the middle button clicked down, so i have to click the middle button b4 i can keep clicking.. it was REALLY fucking with my pokering and i couldnt figure out what it was, i figured it was a broken mouse so i swapped out mouses and it kept happening..
So i thought i had a trojan virus (one that lets ppl control my computer remotely) so i start running around geting virus protection n shit and installing stuff for a scan, and it keeps up.. then i was sitting in my bed and it kept clicking and fucking up the movie i was watching, and i was just like tilting and i rememberd i had a wireless mouse at one time so i started looking for it to c if it could b the problem, i found it pinned between the bed and the wall and constantly clicking on the middel button lol! Every time the connection made it through back to my computer it would click down and fuck with me lol.

So i didnt have any viruses and its kinda fixed up... my new setup is a cube of monitors, i have 3 24in monitors and a 21 , and two are stacked on the other two, i dont realy like it that much, the 24's r all good but the 21 on the 24 on the top right of the cube is kinda tilting me and i dont really need it to much so im gonna take it off. Ive been playing with tables cascaded most of the time anyway.

My goals for the next month are to just move up stakes pretty quiclky in cash and mtts and just keep surviving.. ive been seeing capaneo at nl50 alot recently and thats got me pretty worried if someone like him fell so far this shit isnt getting any easier..

Anyway tomorrow i plan on going to see the movie "funny people" then getting trashed with some youngins and then rolling out to eugene.

oh one more kinda funny story, i was in eugene with yomer and rush and some friends and we did some patrone shots, i did a few 2 many, i was at a dive bar at about 1am and playing some pool, some dudes challenged me to a game, it was 5 dudes and they bet amongst them selves, i wasnt gonna bet with um, anyway right off the bat i ran off like 5 balls and had a huge lead then the guys betting against me started fucking with me, talking shit, fuckin with the rules, just being bitches, then i told um i was quitting, they said they would stop, then one of their crew came up and in my ear so no one could hear he says "you need to get the fuck outa here" and i was like wtf r u guys serious? And they keep talking shit, so with 2 balls left, 1 ball and the 8 ball, i chuck the eue and just walk out and tell um to go fuck them selves, but i made sure the bar tender was watching my back, on my way out i hear um talking about going after me to beat me up, so i get outa the bar, check my back and run like hell...

the actually funny part of the story to me, so after that i roll out to a girls house thats a friend of mine and im blacked out and for sure crossing some "friend" lines and i guess we were play fighting or something and she pushed me and i fell over the bed and hit my head on the wall.. i didnt remember this but i woke up with a killer hang over and 2 bumps on my head that were scabbed over from bleeding earlier that night lol.. i normally try not to drink to much hard-a cuz this shit always happens to me.. but w/e its a good reminder to stay in check.

Sorry no pics this time, ill remember to get some more for next blog post.


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killaherni   Mexico. Aug 02 2009 05:59. Posts 278

at least u didn't wake up violated, at a beaten up country house tied up to a chair like the one on casino royal. And a vilian telling u he is gonna crack ur nutzzzz.

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EscapingR   Netherlands. Aug 02 2009 13:00. Posts 2353

lol solid story imo


k2o4   United States. Aug 02 2009 13:44. Posts 4803

funny about the mouse, haha

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JizzleSmitts   United States. Aug 03 2009 00:51. Posts 1217

don't see funny people. it fucking blows somehow, even with the awesome lineup


milkman   United States. Aug 03 2009 17:37. Posts 5719

i went and saw it, i liked it.

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TheTank   United States. Aug 03 2009 19:29. Posts 830

dude i got hammered saturday night, sunday sucked. i threw up (and i have a high tolerance for alcohol, its only the 2nd time i've been so drunk i puked) all over myself... i was laying in the back of my truck and then just BLAHHHHH all over my tailgate and i rolled around in it while i was wearing my Michael Young jersey... then i jumped out and landed on the street and threw up more and messed my knee up and almost got hit by a car...and somehow, with all the barfing, i still had a terrible hangover.

sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even. 

Cooper83   . Aug 03 2009 23:14. Posts 288

The mouse is pretty funny, your's doesn't have a sensor you need to plug into your USB for it to work?


milkman   United States. Aug 04 2009 02:37. Posts 5719


  On August 03 2009 22:14 Cooper83 wrote:
The mouse is pretty funny, your's doesn't have a sensor you need to plug into your USB for it to work?



its part of a mouse keyboard combo and i never use the mouse part, so i just forgot i even had it lol.

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