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F4Zi   United Kingdom. Sep 23 2008 21:03. Posts 3462


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My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her.Last edit: 20/11/2011 18:49

Sheitan   Canada. Sep 23 2008 21:06. Posts 4217

Oh nice shove sir with A hi, dumb mother fucker. Also i'm pretty sure that live donk can't beat NL10 online.

Edit: quit playing live dude seriously u run so F-ing bad

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt Last edit: 23/09/2008 21:07

SfydjkLm   Belarus. Sep 23 2008 21:15. Posts 3810

hugs!:|

*wink wink* 

Loco   Canada. Sep 23 2008 21:32. Posts 21004


  On September 23 2008 20:06 Sheitan wrote:
Oh nice shove sir with A hi, dumb mother fucker. Also i'm pretty sure that live donk can't beat NL10 online.

Edit: quit playing live dude seriously u run so F-ing bad



what the fuck is wrong with you?

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

collegesucks   United States. Sep 23 2008 22:09. Posts 5780

plz tell me you switched over to roulette immediately thereafter and put 18k on red


collegesucks   United States. Sep 23 2008 22:14. Posts 5780


  On September 23 2008 20:03 F4Zi wrote:
f4zi laughs his fucking ass off being a sick degen



LOL this has WIN written all over it, though


capaneo   Canada. Sep 23 2008 22:42. Posts 8465

This truly qualifies for the sickest beats. The most retarded opponent thinking he is good. Making the most retarded play when he thinks he is a fuckin genious for his play. You calling him when he is fuckin trashed to shit. and finally him sucking out

In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc Faber 

capaneo   Canada. Sep 23 2008 22:42. Posts 8465

i rather loose AA to AQs preflop all-in than fuckin shits like this.

In US everyone is happy as long as all the prices are rising. Unless its crude oil - Marc Faber 

whamm!   Albania. Sep 23 2008 23:03. Posts 11625


  On September 23 2008 21:09 collegesucks wrote:
plz tell me you switched over to roulette immediately thereafter and put 18k on red




lol at this. but yeah im waiting for it too, srsly


eightfourO   United States. Sep 24 2008 00:02. Posts 820

bfd dude, you'll make 45k tonight online

I am a god damn Rootin Tootin Shootin Cowboy!! 

VENOM   United States. Sep 24 2008 04:14. Posts 1383

wonk woonk wooonk

daylight keeps the shadows falling behind - Kenna / YadadaMeEn21 

latigra   . Sep 24 2008 05:14. Posts 257


  On September 23 2008 20:06 Sheitan wrote:
Oh nice shove sir with A hi, dumb mother fucker. Also i'm pretty sure that live donk can't beat NL10 online.

Edit: quit playing live dude seriously u run so F-ing bad



so stupid
this is what u want him to do..


Artanis[Xp]   Netherlands. Sep 24 2008 05:18. Posts 4697

Submitted by : Artanis[Xp]

DevilStars Game #66666666666: No Limit Hold'Em $10/$20
Table 'Gersuind II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Faggot $2000 in chips
Seat 2: F4Zi $9000 in chips
Seat 3: Retard $9000 in chips
Faggot: posts small blind $10
F4Zi : posts big blind $20
Retard: posts straddle $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to F4Zi 9s6s
Faggot: folds
F4Zi : raises $150 to $200
Retard: raises $400 to $600
F4Zi : raises $900 to $1500
Retard: calls
*** FLOP ***9c8s5s
F4Zi : bets $2000
Retard: raises $5500 to $7500 and is all-in
F4Zi : SNAPCALL LOL
F4Zi : calls $5500 and is all-in
Retard: WTF I JUST MADE THE BEST PLAY EVER SO UNREAL
F4Zi : LOL WUT
*** TURN ***9c8s5s Ah
Retard: AHAHAHA JUSTICE
F4Zi : WTF
*** RIVER ***9c8s5sAh 2c
F4Zi shows9s6s a pair of nines
Retard showsAdQh a pair of aces
Retard collected $18010 from pot in a retarded fashion
F4Zi : I run so bad :
Retard: You 4bet 96s you retard, you deserve it
F4Zi : ...


boblion   Andorra. Sep 24 2008 05:32. Posts 354

Very standart.

Some people here told me that losing a 99.5 % vs 0.5% on the flop is normal.

It was a full vs nothing when the guy shoved and i got called a cry baby on my blog .

Gl and don't tilt !

I worship variance but she is a bitch.Last edit: 24/09/2008 05:36

RaiZ   France. Sep 24 2008 06:00. Posts 1503

THAT'S POKER !

At least i guess...

Shin-il : Yeah it was very very very good for me too. Rekrul : YOU MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING SON OF A BITCH 

pinbaLL    Sweden. Sep 24 2008 06:07. Posts 7243

Grea-hea-heaaaaasy


Sheitan   Canada. Sep 24 2008 07:40. Posts 4217


  On September 23 2008 20:32 Loco wrote:
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what the fuck is wrong with you?


Yo read better im not insulting f4zi ldo


  On September 24 2008 04:14 latigra wrote:
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so stupid
this is what u want him to do..


Huh yeah you want him to call dumbass obv if you're a huge fav but you also want him NOT to suck out.

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt Last edit: 24/09/2008 07:42

Bejamin1   Canada. Sep 24 2008 08:12. Posts 7042

Just make sure he doesn't leave the table and wait patiently until he spews it all back... which you know he will ?

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

lebowski   Greece. Sep 24 2008 10:00. Posts 9205

nah losing this pot is insta gg time to cool off before tilt kicks in

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

JoeDeertay   United States. Sep 24 2008 14:02. Posts 1730


  On September 24 2008 04:18 Artanis[Xp] wrote:
Submitted by : Artanis[Xp]

DevilStars Game #66666666666: No Limit Hold'Em $10/$20
Table 'Gersuind II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Faggot $2000 in chips
Seat 2: F4Zi $9000 in chips
Seat 3: Retard $9000 in chips
Faggot: posts small blind $10
F4Zi : posts big blind $20
Retard: posts straddle $50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to F4Zi 9s6s
Faggot: folds
F4Zi : raises $150 to $200
Retard: raises $400 to $600
F4Zi : raises $900 to $1500
Retard: calls
*** FLOP ***9c8s5s
F4Zi : bets $2000
Retard: raises $5500 to $7500 and is all-in
F4Zi : SNAPCALL LOL
F4Zi : calls $5500 and is all-in
Retard: WTF I JUST MADE THE BEST PLAY EVER SO UNREAL
F4Zi : LOL WUT
*** TURN ***9c8s5s Ah
Retard: AHAHAHA JUSTICE
F4Zi : WTF
*** RIVER ***9c8s5sAh 2c
F4Zi shows9s6s a pair of nines
Retard showsAdQh a pair of aces
Retard collected $18010 from pot in a retarded fashion
F4Zi : I run so bad :
Retard: You 4bet 96s you retard, you deserve it
F4Zi : ...




lmao nice XD

Variance has a big brother named doomswitch. - edzwoo 

 
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