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Ok so I'll write out the background first and the question is basicly at the botton for those of you to lazy to read my rant/brag/whatever.
So yesterday I decided to play a random donkament, prima's daily 30k grtd, since I felt like fucking around a bit and I tend to run infinitly good in that one (can't play donkaments for shit, still won it like 2 weeks ago and have gotten ITM like 2-3 times more so far this spring despite not playing it much). Anyway, some retarded tournament reg plays some hand where he valuebets top2 on the flop and the turn and then c/cs a decent sized bet on the river when the flush hit and the other dude had hit it. The retarded reg decides to berate the fish or w/e he was and I obviously got to the fish defense and started trashtalking the reg cause I feel that bad regs tend to tilt when you do that and I also hate it when people tell fish that the fish plays bad. Anyway, the reg gets mad and later limps in ep pretty deep, I limp behind with 76s and the flop comes 29Tss for a gutshot+fd for me. Retarded reg bets out pretty big in like a 4 or 5way pot and I raise him, we get it in and he has kings. Obviously I win the flip cause I run good. Thrash talk ensures and I obviously says that if he really thinks I'm a retarded monkey he can play me HU. He declines and continues to ”rail” me, comment on every suckout and play I make and I just asks him if he's still interested in HU. This continues for like 2 hours. Some other retard starts berating me too (I think I played NL20 with him 2 years ago or something lol, probably has a grunge) and I asks him for HU too. A couple of epic suckouts later, which everyone comments on, and a couple of bad beats, which no one seems to notice, I've got like 3-4 people constantly arguing with me in the chat but still no one wants to play me HU. This makes me very sad cause I feel that it would increase my happiness a lot if I could bust some stupid fish-berating faggot once on a while.
My question is thus; how do you best go about tilting people enough so that they'll play you HU, preferably far above their roll?
On an unrelated note I'd like to state that grocery shopping is very overrated and I tend to agree with what Good2Cu said in his episode of Hight Stakes Living about how you can't gamble in the grocery shop so you should try to keep away.
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iop Sweden. Jun 26 2008 07:08. Posts 4951 | | |
dude sorrry,
i can be weird like that |
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wtf? Did you say something too? lol, didn't notice. Anyway, I more meant like normal retards, not people who's just fucking around. |
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Sheitan Canada. Jun 26 2008 08:58. Posts 4217 | | |
Good2cu is a toolbox and you shouldn't care about fishes berating you, does the lion care when lambs berate him ? Will the lambs accept a heads-up against him in the jungle ? No. |
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ggplz Sweden. Jun 26 2008 09:35. Posts 16784 | | |
the average tournament players are almost never going to play u hu
if u wanna tilt someone in cash and get a grudge match going just win a pot off them and start talking shit like LOOLOOLOLOLOLOL OWNED
they'll be like 'yeah owned cuz JJ held against AQ'
you've just gotta be like 'LOL TY FOR MONEY CUM AGIAN FUISH'
GG instatilt, just keep typing mad shit whenever u win pots
make sure u keep 3betting and 4betting the shit out of them too
i dont like doing this often but vs some guys its just so clearly necessary
normally i dont talk shit unless they start berating me too and usually i just ignore it =D |
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ggplz Sweden. Jun 26 2008 09:36. Posts 16784 | | |
A GIRAFFE CAN PLAY BETTER THAN U FISH |
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ggplz Sweden. Jun 26 2008 09:37. Posts 16784 | | |
also furiously limping in and like check/minraising and stuff like that afterwards will really piss them off
cuz tehy're like omfg he's just fucking with me
then they're like man what can i do about it
im gonna go read a book
bye |
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ggplz Sweden. Jun 26 2008 09:38. Posts 16784 | | |
obv im not reading a book wtf |
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I have no problem with people berating me, however, I've got a problem with ppl berating fishes in a way that might lead them to stop donking of their money. |
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ggplz Sweden. Jun 26 2008 10:23. Posts 16784 | | | |
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ggplz Sweden. Jun 26 2008 10:29. Posts 16784 | | |
| | On April 14 2008 09:25 ggplz wrote:
1. Don't educate the fish ever. Let them remain clueless and donk off their money.
2. Don't berate the fish and cause him to stop donating and when u arent sure if talking will effect them, dont do it.
3. Keep the pressure on them, dont let the action slow down and keep making him want to donate with second pair.
4. Don't point out regs at the table and certainly dont ask for fucking advice while playing. See #1.
5. Don't reveal yourself as a regular.
That is all. |
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lachlan Australia. Jun 26 2008 10:57. Posts 6991 | | |
hard not to reveal urself as a regular if ur like me furiously topping up every single table to a perfect 100 BB |
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lachlan Australia. Jun 26 2008 10:58. Posts 6991 | | |
im always checking and often i say "omg 99 big blinds fuuckk stop everything... reload time" >_< |
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djforever Canada. Jun 26 2008 13:43. Posts 1510 | | |
from my experience tourney/sng players never come play you headsup, its only cashgamers. |
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ggplz Sweden. Jun 26 2008 14:42. Posts 16784 | | |
| | On June 26 2008 09:57 lachlan wrote:
hard not to reveal urself as a regular if ur like me furiously topping up every single table to a perfect 100 BB |
they dont notice or realise what it means
only regs do =D |
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trotyl_TT Poland. Jun 26 2008 15:32. Posts 56 | | |
dont say anything, behave like profesionalist. Just say gg after taking down the whole tournament ; ) |
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Why would I want to shut up? If I can get a bad reg to flip and look like an retard the fish he berated will probably feel better, so he'll stay, no? |
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