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F4Zi United Kingdom. Jun 10 2008 09:23. Posts 3462

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My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her.

Last edit: 20/11/2011 18:57

The72o Zimbabwe. Jun 10 2008 09:26. Posts 6112

so?
i thought it's obvious?

A Hard Way to Make an Easy Living

mrpav.com Canada. Jun 10 2008 10:25. Posts 3069

i like that website, its funny, i went there to look up "superman dat hoe" , my god, i was way off

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SemPeR Canada. Jun 10 2008 10:33. Posts 2288

hmmm....

donkey

A girl with a fat booty.

Damn that girl got a donkey.

baal

1. a bushy crotch
2. a person with intelligence quota equalling a bushy crotch
3. a general swear word

1. you need to shave your baal man!
2. did u know what a huber baal my bf is??
3. baal! i thought she wouldn't notice that i'm a transvestite!

pav

Complete champion, uber in bed, sooooo smart

Not Bad, Pav...

Last edit: 10/06/2008 10:33

hansen Sweden. Jun 10 2008 12:16. Posts 1964

lol nice

vegable United States. Jun 10 2008 12:21. Posts 2453

i need to buy a few bags of richards. what are richards?

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Oddeye Canada. Jun 10 2008 13:48. Posts 5107

hahaha

mrpav.com Canada. Jun 10 2008 15:42. Posts 3069

On June 10 2008 09:33 SemPeR wrote:
hmmm....

donkey

A girl with a fat booty.

Damn that girl got a donkey.

baal

1. a bushy crotch
2. a person with intelligence quota equalling a bushy crotch
3. a general swear word

1. you need to shave your baal man!
2. did u know what a huber baal my bf is??
3. baal! i thought she wouldn't notice that i'm a transvestite!

pav

Complete champion, uber in bed, sooooo smart

Not Bad, Pav...

haha!!!

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jase Australia. Jun 10 2008 17:05. Posts 1604

"eat a bag of richards" HAHA, i like it!

Feiticeira United Kingdom. Jun 11 2008 13:19. Posts 3047

eat a bag of richards is fucking great.

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan

Jamie217 Canada. Jun 11 2008 17:15. Posts 4351

dude shipppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

Jamie -

i) A "Jamie" is a term used for a larger than life penis

ii) "Jamie" is the god of sexual intercourse.
i) Man goes up to a girl in a bar...

"Heyyyyy, my friend Jamie thinks you're hot!, would you like to meet him?

ii) Girl to her friend.

"OMG OMG OMG he filled me RIGHT UP, that guy is SUCH a Jamie!"

YoMeR United States. Jun 12 2008 12:47. Posts 12438

good shit.

eZ Life.

EscapingR Netherlands. Jun 12 2008 18:55. Posts 2353

rofl nice

ggplz Sweden. Jun 13 2008 01:30. Posts 16784

lmao @ snowballing misfortune
so fucking accurate hahah

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN

Logiabs~ Colombia. Jun 13 2008 11:19. Posts 9133

awesome