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| Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had? | Last edit: 06/03/2008 13:01 |
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blunt_smokr United States. Mar 06 2008 12:49. Posts 1314 | | |
you really have no life do you? |
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Technics Bulgaria. Mar 06 2008 12:55. Posts 541 | | |
LOL i loled so hard, thx for posting it ;D |
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Technics Bulgaria. Mar 06 2008 12:58. Posts 541 | | |
i think I saw some different stories minutes ago :/ is this being updated often ?^^ |
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wtf with antartica, i guess his roll melt like ice..
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| I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died. WTF...welcome to finland... | |
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Highcard Canada. Mar 06 2008 13:02. Posts 5428 | | | |
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SKoT United States. Mar 06 2008 13:39. Posts 1768 | | |
i was reading this thread too the other day
was pretty awesome |
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sOah United Kingdom. Mar 06 2008 13:52. Posts 4527 | | |
I puked after reading that thread, and then ripped my hair out and then blew my voice screaming my head off.
HA FUCKING HA EVERYONE HAS FUN BUT WHEN PEOPLE HAVE REAL ISSUES THAT NEED HELP ASAP THEN STARS SUPPORT IS BUSY GOING THROUGH 1395780139570135 OF THESE SILLY FUCKING 2+2ERS SHIT JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN THEN GO AND POST IT IN BBV AND FEEL THAT MUCH BIGGER FOR A FEW MINUTES |
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SirBlotto Germany. Mar 06 2008 14:16. Posts 1270 | | |
liked it funny mails thx chobo |
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sTrAtO Mexico. Mar 06 2008 14:19. Posts 5882 | | |
I loled hard too, thx chobo for posting it cause i dont ever read 2+2 |
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Yugless  United States. Mar 06 2008 14:19. Posts 7174 | | |
| | On March 06 2008 13:16 SirBlotto wrote:
liked it funny mails thx chobo |
this post right after soah's rant is classically hilarious |
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wtf? there was a funnier one before - I loved that one lol...
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Sheitan Canada. Mar 06 2008 15:35. Posts 4217 | | |
wow second one got owned big time ! |
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jase Australia. Mar 06 2008 16:56. Posts 1604 | | | |
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Shenny Canada. Mar 06 2008 16:58. Posts 1514 | | |
the one about the biker jacket is best |
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twotimesopt United States. Mar 06 2008 18:22. Posts 2393 | | |
so you got your account closed? or was that a different guy who sent the second e-mail? |
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twotimesopt United States. Mar 06 2008 18:30. Posts 2393 | | | |
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| quit tryin to be a repo man - definitely -EV and negative expectancy - AvidGambler | |
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twotimesopt United States. Mar 06 2008 18:34. Posts 2393 | | |
Initial e-mail:
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Hello,
My dog recently died (RIP Rupert), and I've decided to take up poker to honor his memory. He loved to chew playing cards and I think it is an appropriate medium through which to express my grief. However, all the poker sites generally seem the same to me, so I have e-mailed the support staffs of several major sites with the following request: compose a haiku that will soothe my pain in addition to explaining why I should play poker at your site. The best poem gets all my money.
Regards,
Scott
Response, 3 hours later:
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Hello Scott,
Thank you for your email.
PokerStars is well known for the high levels of customer service we
provide our players. So instead of writing just one haiku, we had our
whole support team write one and here are the best two:
Rupert is now gone
He was outdrawn on the turn
Now he is allin
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Sorry 'bout Rupert
We have cards he cannot chew
Scott will like it here
We welcome you to PokerStars! When making your first deposit, you may
enter the bonus code 'First2008' to receive a 100% match bonus, up to a
maximum of $50. You may view the complete terms and conditions of this
bonus on our website located at:
http://www.pokerstars.com/poker/promotions/bonus/
We wish you the best of luck at the tables and thank you for choosing
PokerStars.
Regards,
Tim
PokerStars Support Team |
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