haha ok so it was my gf 21st last night, and my friends got me super drunk so i'd give an embarassing speech. these are friends that all of LP community would be familiar with: Kantoiki (Alan), Karma (Luke) and Pushing4Anal (Justeen). idk if my speech was embarassing or not, but i know i ended up kinda giving 2 speeches because the aforementioned faggots wanted a special mention...so i was all like "holla to the LP BALLAS" or something gay and embarassing like that, and I guess I meant those guys, but since I said LP, that kinda includes anyone reading this.
so yeah I just kinda woke up at kantoikis house an hour ago, felt like shit and decided I was sober enough to drive home. that thought of soberness was killed as soon as I sat down behind the wheel, I kinda had trouble putting the car was in reverse, but whatever I just focused and pulled through that shit, drove with focus and stuff and here i am in one piece. thank god for no cops, that'd be a fucking massive beat.
some random funny things about last night, I can't remember much but I remember getting my gf's brother smashed (or maybe I didn't :s), but either way he was her ticket home, so that's pretty lol. afterwards at like 3am I was hungry so I shipped some meat pies from 7/11, they were tasty except one had like this gay cheese flavor that didn't agree with my taste buds, but whatever i was drunk i'll accept anything. I got some really weird glowy green shit all over my hand, idk what it could be but it probably involves something really embarassing so whatever, i'll find out about it later.
and now for some poker bankroll update, after that AWESOME session where i pissed away like 12 buyins, and albonycee replied to it calling me a bankroll nit, I thought 'well fuck yea you're right, fuck that shit I still got 3k so i'll just move to 100nl ez'. I went to pushing4anals house to sweat me during my move up, and results of session are as follows:
starting br: $3182
hands played: 2013
finishing br: $3914
SHIP THAT SHIT SON! i run like god obviously, but it's not really me, it's just Justeens computer. everytime i play on it i just flop sets and hands hold and I hit flushes and stuff, it's pretty FKN AWESOME. and whenever I watch him play on it, he runs god-like as well. infact his entire poker career has just been one massive heater, and i'd bet my life it's got more to do with that luck-sack iMac instead of his skills.
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