What's up bitches...guess it's time for an update. Been playing a little online recently. Cashed out big for summer expenses + downswing = 100nl right now. Also experimenting with playing 9 tables FR at lower stakes - I want to get enough FPP this summer for TV and another monitor in August.
I've been playing mostly live recently. There's a shitty little casino about 30 minutes from my place, so I've been going there a few times a week. In probably like 30 hours of play I don't think I've seen a single good player. Anyway, tonight was wacky as hell, so here goes:
1/2 NL, 200 cap. I buy-in, bleed a little w/ cold cards for an hour or so, go to eat. Come back and reload (down $50). A few hands in, things get interesting w/ villain who is the tightest player I've ever witnessed. Two examples of this:
1. 3 or 4 limpers - villain holds QQ in the cut-off seat and LIMPS BEHIND. Rest of the hand is uninteresting, but I was astounded at his pf action.
2. Villain is racked and ready to leave, plays his last hand on the button. Dealer deals him in, and he says "Unless these are aces, I ain't playing". Quickly mucks AK after a raise and a caller, and walks away. lol
So, shortly after eating, I look down in middle/early position at two black kings. I raise to $10 or $15, villain is directly to my left and makes it $40 or something. Well, after seeing him limp QQ and openfold AK I am about to muck my cowboys. And then, the weirdest fucking thing happens - HE says, "Do you want to see my hand", after I'm thinking for just a few seconds. I say of course, and he shows me two RED kings. Well, obviously I insta-push, which sends him into the tank, and he finally calls. I show my hand and we have a good laugh - dealer prepares to chop, and deals the flop - ALL FUCKING RED. Turn is a heart, gg. Now down $250.
So I reload, and like two hands later the following happens. Active player in MP makes it $15 (std raise, 1/2 live plays so big) and I have QQ in the BB. I make it $50, and villain from the previous hand shoves. Well, once again, I'm about ready to muck my big PP to this guy (actually, this is an incredibly easy fold here, but read on) and I ask him if he's going to me show me his hand again. He says no, so I show my queens (dunno why in retrospect, but whatever) and before I get my hand in the muck, he shows me two kings! I laugh and fold - he obviously felt bad about the beat earlier. Fucking silly...
Anyway, so now I'm stuck $300. I do nothing for a while until some idiot tries to bluff me off of two pair by repping a flush and giving me like 5:1 - gg $100. It gets shorthanded, and I've got direct position on a old man who is a huge station. He limps in EP, I raise 78hh, he calls, flop 569 two diamonds. He check/calls pot sized bet, turn is a black ten, I put him all in for another pot-sized bet, he insta-calls and shows A3dd. River is a diamond, obv. gh sir...
Down to four-handed, some guy raises, I re-pop 99 in the blinds, he calls. Flop is Q94 two hearts, I c-bet, he raises, I shove and he calls w/ JTo (lol). So I bust that chump and break even on my last hand as the table breaks. Cash out for $505 after being in for $500.
I played like 8 hours of poker and made 5 bucks. sweet
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and at least you didn't have to pay for your fun. red vs black KK hand is f*ckin craaaaaaaazy. 
