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rnbsalsa88 United States. Apr 11 2007 15:08. Posts 821

My buddy was like "hey Russ, want to trade action in the wednesday 300?" I look at the clock and see there are nine minutes left to enter. Thoughts go through my head... it's a school night, you have tennis tomorrow. "Sure. Hey enter the 22 rebuy as well... you pussy" (my friend had said no more tourneys, ever...) "Fine... I hate you." "And the 22 heads up tourney... oh and the WSOP 160 DS" "Entered the 22, I'm not 21 remember?" "Yeah... whatever you say."

Long story short, I get fucked in the 300, Bust 22r AK to AQ on an A high flop for a big stack.

I propose a question and I'm pretty sure this is standard. 2nd round of 22 hu, hand 1 I get 26 on the bb sb limps for 20 stacks 1500/1500. I check. Flop 236, against an unknown you go bust here? Well I did... he had 36. Anyways.. I stop sucking it up and win my first round of the double shootout.

My final table is absolutely ridiculous: Sheets, Horry Clutch, Bill Ivey, Rich Fish, and Stackin kids. I do really well early on, go on a nice card rush and pretty much take down pots with little to no play back at me.

I had one hand that still has been bothering me. I have AQ in the sb. Horry opens it to 300 from utg+1 I was planning to muck it since the blinds were 50/100; the stacks were bad for a push/rr but a short-stack all-ins for 5 chips more. I elect to call and Horry has a forced call. The flop is A54 with 2 hearts I check. In retrospect I like a lead-out better because if he calls me we likely check through the hand, and if he shoves I can fold. Horry quickly bets 500 into the 965 pot. Fold, call, all-in all viable options. He's a smart player and he knows better than to bluff into a dry sidepot, I'd imagine he checks behind with a mid-sized hand and bets the turn if I check... if he has a strong hand he probably bets to isolate but I'm not sure. I ended up folding because I thought he was on a range of AJ/AQ/AK or something close to that. He might lead out a set but he probably checks behind to try to get me to play with worse (I would at least). So he shows QJ and I want to cry. I was so totally wrong on his range ah well. The blinds start to get bigger and I go card-dead eventually I make some steals and get back to 2000.

Blinds 100/200 I pick up AT on the sb and we're 4 handed. Stackin kids makes it 600 on the button and I shove he calls A9 sucks out and wins. I get my entry back and he goes on to win $2000 and a wsop seat. OHHH wells.

A funny story: I'm chilling with my friend it's 11 I've gotta be home at 12 so we call up my brothers friend who we like and he tells us he's at Jake's house (aka Sailboat, another of my brother's friends who is gone for the weekend.) This sounds illegal... so we go to the house and there are like 4 drunnnk bitches Joe, and these two other assholes. These kids are all sophmores and younger. So this drunk girl is all over me but Joe comes over and is like we need to get these kids out of here. "I'm going to tell you my life story... so I have no mom, she died a month ago and now I drink my feelings away!" Holy shit... So Joe tells me I can have the rest of the beer probably like 14 left and I'm told its asshole #1's. So I go up to him, "hey man, if you've got to get rid of the beer I'll take it from you" "LOL thanks... but I don't think we need that favor from you." 3 minutes later... the word cops has been mentioned Joe: "take the beer", Asshole #1 "yeah you can have it". So we get the kids out take Joe and drive him home. As we're turning off this kid's street we see a cruiser turn onto it. Scary shit. I figure the call was made when the kids left the house but close call.

I saw Grindhouse yesterday. Sweet fucking movie. Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez so sick. I actually liked the zombie movie better than Deathproof. There was this oldschool intermission where they made fake previews, there was this absolutely hilarious one about Nazi werewolf chicks...

I've been recording and will get that WSOP final table video out, and some HU nl and 6 max vids coming soon.

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Last edit: 11/04/2007 15:18

Muhweli Finland. Apr 11 2007 15:10. Posts 10663

lol spammaments.

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XeliN United Kingdom. Apr 11 2007 15:23. Posts 2365

haha @ running away from the police for drinking alcohol when your in your last year of highschool, when i was 14 i sometimes went out drinking on the streets with friends (because hey thats the cool thing to do...) and police never even cared, whats the worse they can do in america take your beer away?

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