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kantoiki Australia. Apr 07 2007 11:26. Posts 3818 | | |
So yeah past three days getting drunk everynight with friends, awesome haha.
One of the nights on the way home i picked up two biggish rocks and gave one to my friend and we were gnna "smash a shop and steal laptops" which by the way seemed like a top-notch idea at the time hahaha.
Yes that could have had bad consequences had we actually done it but thank god we're so scattered when we're drunk.
Another thing that happened was we got back to my place and my mate asks me "oh shit wheres my wallet?" to which i reply i have no idea.
I check my pockets while he checks his and his bag, upon not finding anything he walks back from my place back to Hungry Jacks at MC (20 minutes) finds nothing and walks back.
As he comes back i check my pocket and find oh...TWO wallets hey! Call him and ASK "Hey i THINK i have your wallet"... and i even have to pull out his license to read out his address to double check heh  .
So i'm waiting for him outside 7-11 which is near my place, and i lie down on a bench. Bum walks past and is like "hey man you okay"? "need like 5 bucks to get something to eat", both of which i refuse and thank him for offering and go back to sleep  This at the time didnt' really hit me as being anything unusual till afterwards when my friend got there and called me a dick  and i told him the story.
Wow....a bum saw me. Thought i needed help. Offered me 5 bucks for some food. And didnt steal my friends wallet which was just lying openly in my hand as i lay there.
I hope that bum enters a lottery and wins enough money to get his life back together.
Anyway for some reason beer tastes great now and really hits the spot which can only be bad news for my already declining fitness which karma can vouch for is terrible.
Like an example, luke and i were playing basketball at the local courts nearby and some random french guys challenged us to so bball.
So we played 2 v 2 and we won by 2 or so points, cant really remember...annnnyyway i was heaving and had chest pains by the time we had scoed 5 points.
By 8 points i was wheezing and wanted out.
Luckily a car had to drive through and gave me time to take a breather and not have a heart attack.
We finished the game and i was in pain for the next 20 minutes. Seriously feeling like i wanted to vomit and what not.
Geez i need to get out and run or something.
I feel like i'm the above guy trapped in my skinny asian body.
Anyway poker has been okay i tilt stake jumped one night for about 2 hours and made a bit of money woot heh but otherwise i haven't really played. Don't worry guys not going to do it again, i feel like a downsyndrome child as it is.
A close friend of mine was telling me about her night tonight and what she said had me in stiches.
Will post if i get her permission.
Hrmm what else what else, i'm getting a bit sick of people posting these setups where they flop mid set going broke to flopped straights and oversets. Honestly its getting a bit much, maybe it's because I've lost the patience i used to have...that could be it.
I think from now on my advice to that kind of crap is just going to be:
Fold 80 percent of the time, Call 15 percent of the time and Kill yourself 5 percent of the time.
And for my non poker friends who I've just bored with the last few paragraphs:
Pretty cool for those who havent seen it.
Also:
Dr Phil disgusted with Bumfights
This smells so badly of a setup by Dr Phil. I mean does honestly he invites the creator of Bumfights to his show...what did he expect? And i doubt he hadn't already watched the video.
He was about to get showed up pretty badly, the other guy dressed up to look like Phil with bald head which i thought was hilarious.
While i don't think the other guy is any better i think Dr Phil is just as bad, exploiting a different market.
Just my two cents, sorry for long long blog. Even more sorry if you read it all and it insulted your intelligence.
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