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Oly   United Kingdom. Jul 06 2012 17:49. Posts 3585 | | |
Very small ones.
My girlfriend just got a message from an unknown number. See results here:
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Eluflop   Estonia. Jul 06 2012 18:52. Posts 3835 | | |
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Eluflop   Estonia. Jul 06 2012 18:52. Posts 3835 | | |
must have been amusing lol |
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Arirang   Canada. Jul 06 2012 18:53. Posts 1673 | | |
Jesus Christ, how terrifying.
I can barely understand what that mofo is saying. Actually, I really can't understand wtf he's saying at all. |
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| On July 06 2012 17:53 Arirang wrote:
I really can't understand wtf he's saying at all. |
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NewbSaibot   United States. Jul 06 2012 19:00. Posts 4943 | | |
Have her tell him she's 10 year old and see what he does. |
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MangeJao   Sweden. Jul 06 2012 21:29. Posts 94 | | |
bad santa |
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bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Jul 06 2012 21:32. Posts 8648 | | |
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Loco   Canada. Jul 06 2012 21:35. Posts 20963 | | |
lol wtf, not sure if more shocked by picture or retarded text |
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brybear22   United States. Jul 06 2012 22:41. Posts 142 | | |
LOL!!
Standard brit lingo? |
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Endo   United States. Jul 07 2012 00:19. Posts 953 | | |
I'm so confused...someone translate... |
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Oly   United Kingdom. Jul 07 2012 04:53. Posts 3585 | | |
Yeah, it took us ages to translate. It's surely easier to learn correct English than all that slang! |
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Mariuslol   Norway. Jul 07 2012 05:51. Posts 4742 | | |
What's wrong with me...
The only thing that caught my attention and made me go "oj skjitt..." Was when I saw there's only 11% left before the phone needs to be charged. Then my consciousness went a little something like this. "Sure hope she plugs it in before she goes to bed, or it'll be flat in the morning. Or maybe it'll start beeping and wake her up in the middle of the night, ai ai ai". Oh well, not my problem!!
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lebowski   Greece. Jul 07 2012 11:08. Posts 9205 | | |
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Perhaps Nolan will see this and translate for us |
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TalentedTom   Canada. Jul 07 2012 14:37. Posts 20070 | | |
| On July 07 2012 12:12 SleepyHead wrote:
Perhaps Nolan will see this and translate for us |
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blackjacki2   United States. Jul 08 2012 08:11. Posts 2581 | | |
Translation:
"Hi Kate. Ok, you won the bet and all bets should be honored, but do I have to send the photo of me in just a santa hat?"
"Well, Kate? Lol." (Asking what she thinks of his junk)
"What, no feedback? I could have sent the close up picture."
"Sorry, but that's not nice of you. Either one of you."
"Oh, that's evil."
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Oly   United Kingdom. Jul 08 2012 10:10. Posts 3585 | | |
| On July 08 2012 07:11 blackjacki2 wrote:
"Oh, that's evil."
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Thanks, I never worked out the last one lol. |
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