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After getting back from PCA i went back to 5/10 then said fuck it and threw down the gauntlet and started playing 10/20 and 25/50. I feel like I adjusted to the game really fast (having a bottomless bankroll helps with that) and I do feel very comfortable and like I'm one of the better players on full ring.

Some stats so far:



I think I can do fairly well in the 25/50 game because most of the really good players are a little weaker at 9max than shorthanded. Hopefully I get some good sh sessions with GP in soon. Got a funny story to tell but I'll leave that for tomorrow.


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After getting back from PCA i went back to 5/10 then said fuck it and threw down the gauntlet and started playing 10/20 and 25/50. I feel like I adjusted to the game really fast (having a bottomless bankroll helps with that) and I do feel very comfortable and like I'm one of the better players on full ring.

Some stats so far:



I think I can do fairly well in the 25/50 game because most of the really good players are a little weaker at 9max than shorthanded. Hopefully I get some good sh sessions with GP in soon. Got a funny story to tell but I'll leave that for tomorrow.


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Ok, just finished a 2k hand session ending up down 4 buyins. I cant beat this game anymore. 200nl on FTP has turned into a fucking pf 3-betwar, I cant handle it. I didnt save any hands this session cause I was just pissed off, doesnt really matter. The only big pot i won was a suckout where i pushed QdQx on a low flop against AA and hit another diamond on the turn.

Im moving down to 100nl tomorrow, to lick my wounds and conserve the little selfrespect I have as a poker player.


Man this game is brutal...


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I always though about making a blog so now seems to be the perfect time. Im quite sure im not dedicated enought to keep one of these running but whatever. I'll give it a shot.

Im currently battling one epic motherfucking downswing. I peaked my roll on about 9-10k 2 months ago or so. Since then i proceeded to leak more than half of it away. I recently realized how bad I have been playing. Basicly, my autopilot game has been way to loose and Ive been playing way to many hands oop. Also, I threebet resteal way to much from the blinds which is a big leak aswell.
I urge all players who are in an extensive bad runs to look over you abc game properly.

Anyways, Im slowly grinding my way back up 8-10tabling 200nl on full tilt. Hopefully i will hit a sick heater and i'll be playing 400nl in no time Im more motivated than ever to put in some sick hours so hopefully i will be able to play atleast 5k hands a day.

I will probibly try to post some interesting hands in this blog if i can remember it.

gg no re


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So i won pca wooo. i cant wait to see it on tv.

pretty sweet stuff. live events are awesome, the structure is really deep and its great to meet everyone youve been playing and talking with for a long time.

i got to talk to lee jones for like an hour after i won. SHIP IT.

ok that is all. no porno in this entry


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So i won pca wooo. i cant wait to see it on tv.

pretty sweet stuff. live events are awesome, the structure is really deep and its great to meet everyone youve been playing and talking with for a long time.

i got to talk to lee jones for like an hour after i won. SHIP IT.

ok that is all. no porno in this entry


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So the other day was going just awesome. During the day this girl I was kind of seeing at the beginning of the year came over and ended my bad run, woohooooo. About time I caught some cards.

Anyway, there is this girl Laura who I kind of wanted all semester, but I never really got to hang out with her, and from what was relayed to me through others she wanted me too. My roommate Joe is good friends with one of her roommates, but we never got the chance to all hang out together. Joe told me that tonight was going to be her last night before xmas break, and she wanted to go out, YESSSSSS, WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS BABY TONIGHTS THE NIGHT.

Anyway, we go out to some bars and her roommates are acting all sad the whole time, saying that its so sad that this was her last night on campus. I was thinking to myself "you guys need to chill out, youll be back in like 3 weeks". I was kind of bummed out because bad beat city arrived and her brother showed up to the bar. I was like oh god wtf. First off the kid was like 6'3 220, a lot bigger than me, second off, he seemed kind of protective, and third off I didnt really feel like disrespecting him.

So I told her roommate, Anna, that I wanted to hit on her so bad but I didnt want to disrespect her brother. so she goes "ill tell laura that". THANK YOU ROOMMATE WINGMAN!!! So she went over to relay the information to laura and man was i pumped.

Ok, so her brother goes to some other bar or something, but we were going to meet up with him later, so i saw a chance (which seemed like the only opportunity id get any time to talk with her without her brother there). I walk over and say "so i really wanted to ask you out all semester but i never really got the chance, and now were with your brother and i dont want to hit on you and disrespect him, do i have to wait till next semester to get some time with you?"

she looked up kind of surprised and i thought i was in until i hear "why didnt you ask me out all semester, this is my last night here im not coming back" OMG SUCH A TERRIBLE BEAT. i got owned so hard, apparently shes going to ENGLAND next semester then who knows after that. at least i have the satisfaction of knowing i WOULD HAVE BEEN IN if i wasnt such a retard timing wise lol.

so the night ends up unsuccessful, i decide to not try to viciously hook up with her that night while her brother is there, so i go home and notice the grim reaper of blue screens of death on my monitors. i try restarting, but something is wrong with windows and it wont start. so i go to bed and decide to fix it the next day.

i wake up and mess around for a little while, but no matter what i just cant get windows to start. so i say fuck it, do a system restore back to october, and manage to get windows back up and running. oh yeah, i rule. so my computer is up, im happy, decide to open minesweeper and play a little and then i realize IT DELETED ALL MY SCORES. Then my mind quickly runs things over and realize not only did it delete my minesweeper high scores, but it also deleted all my PT stats since october AND MY PORNO.

oh well, at least that day started off well, i guess i am still running bad.

gotta go study for my 2 finals tomorrow. math 501 and math 535, gonna be a fucking blast. lets just hope and pray i dont fail my ass out of here.


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So the other day was going just awesome. During the day this girl I was kind of seeing at the beginning of the year came over and ended my bad run, woohooooo. About time I caught some cards.

Anyway, there is this girl Laura who I kind of wanted all semester, but I never really got to hang out with her, and from what was relayed to me through others she wanted me too. My roommate Joe is good friends with one of her roommates, but we never got the chance to all hang out together. Joe told me that tonight was going to be her last night before xmas break, and she wanted to go out, YESSSSSS, WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS BABY TONIGHTS THE NIGHT.

Anyway, we go out to some bars and her roommates are acting all sad the whole time, saying that its so sad that this was her last night on campus. I was thinking to myself "you guys need to chill out, youll be back in like 3 weeks". I was kind of bummed out because bad beat city arrived and her brother showed up to the bar. I was like oh god wtf. First off the kid was like 6'3 220, a lot bigger than me, second off, he seemed kind of protective, and third off I didnt really feel like disrespecting him.

So I told her roommate, Anna, that I wanted to hit on her so bad but I didnt want to disrespect her brother. so she goes "ill tell laura that". THANK YOU ROOMMATE WINGMAN!!! So she went over to relay the information to laura and man was i pumped.

Ok, so her brother goes to some other bar or something, but we were going to meet up with him later, so i saw a chance (which seemed like the only opportunity id get any time to talk with her without her brother there). I walk over and say "so i really wanted to ask you out all semester but i never really got the chance, and now were with your brother and i dont want to hit on you and disrespect him, do i have to wait till next semester to get some time with you?"

she looked up kind of surprised and i thought i was in until i hear "why didnt you ask me out all semester, this is my last night here im not coming back" OMG SUCH A TERRIBLE BEAT. i got owned so hard, apparently shes going to ENGLAND next semester then who knows after that. at least i have the satisfaction of knowing i WOULD HAVE BEEN IN if i wasnt such a retard timing wise lol.

so the night ends up unsuccessful, i decide to not try to viciously hook up with her that night while her brother is there, so i go home and notice the grim reaper of blue screens of death on my monitors. i try restarting, but something is wrong with windows and it wont start. so i go to bed and decide to fix it the next day.

i wake up and mess around for a little while, but no matter what i just cant get windows to start. so i say fuck it, do a system restore back to october, and manage to get windows back up and running. oh yeah, i rule. so my computer is up, im happy, decide to open minesweeper and play a little and then i realize IT DELETED ALL MY SCORES. Then my mind quickly runs things over and realize not only did it delete my minesweeper high scores, but it also deleted all my PT stats since october AND MY PORNO.

oh well, at least that day started off well, i guess i am still running bad.

gotta go study for my 2 finals tomorrow. math 501 and math 535, gonna be a fucking blast. lets just hope and pray i dont fail my ass out of here.


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sicnce i made a blog post so let me make one now


i just enjoyed a night of drinkig in state college pennsylvania with some fine dindividuals. the night was not as exciting as it could have been though. It was ALMOST a great night, but instead was just interesting.

ok, so i wander around from bar to bar, whatever boring shit. finally i show up at this place the saloon at around 1, and before going in i see my friend Jay standing outside arguing with someone. Now, lets get some backstory on Jay.

Jay was an all american wrestler in high school and is currently training to be an MMA fighter in the UFC, and has a 16-1 amateur record. every time i go out drinking with jay i make him tell me figh tstories and show me cool shit like how to make someone submit by pushing in their thumb. its pretty fucking awesome.

so anyway, jay was mad disrespected tonight by some fools that have no idea who he is. he was eventually kicked out of the bar and needed an escort home inc ase someone tried to jump him, and i was more than happy to do it because a) its been a while since ive been in a fight (about 6 months, oh undergrad and my goddamn girlfriend who i had to get in a fight over every weekend) and b) i would fucking LOVE to see Jay just pummel someone, it would literally make my year.

ok so, i walk jay a few blocks, stop to get a beer with him at some place, talk about fighting a bit, had a few short arm wrestling matches (yeah, im a pretty goddamn good arm wrestler, if you dont think so challenge me at pca ill arm wrestle for money), and jay handed me my first arm wrestling loss in about 7 years (last time i lost to my dad), and then walked home.

fucking sucked, i wanted to see some poor bastard get demolished by a fury of elbows and blows to the face. Next time im going to literally talk shit to the angriest looking dude i can find and then find Jay and tell him he was disrespecting his mother. 10k fight yo???, jay is up for it and im backing his ass.


so earlier today i had a session with taylor. played some 5/10 6max at stars, which taylor called "the most boring fucking games hes ever seen". yeah, pretty fucking tight and uninteresting shit happened.

one cool hand went down where some fish raised the button to 30, sb reraised to 140, i had AKc in the bb, so obviously im going to repop cause im not some little sissy girl who will fold AKs to some heavy action inf ront of him for one buyin, so i reraise to 400, button insta pushes and after some thought the sb calls. Well at this point im geting like 4:1 odds and I have AKs and its just one buyin so GAMBOOOOOOLL. they had KK/QQ and obviously I hit cause taylor is watching me so I run like maurice green. boooyahhh, ok, i won about 1500 in the session, 2k of which came from that one hand, so yeah, otherwise i lost. go me.

ok thats about it for interesting hands. the rest were basically, raise, fold. raise, call, cbet, call, shtudown, fold. raise, call, bet, raise, fold. lame shit.

ok, that is all i have to say. goodnight and dont let those fuckers disrepsect you, if they are ill show you some moves by way of jay.



OH YEAH. one last little rant. THIS FUCKING GIRL i am interested in WILL NOT GO OUT EVER. like seriously, every single time i try to get her out shes in bed already. honestly, waht fucking college student goes to bed at 10:45 on a monday. take out your tampon, to have a beer and hang out with me. come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn how hard is it. apparently (from what her roommate says) shes into me, and shes prtty fucking cute SO WHY DONT YOU RESPOND TO ANYTHING YOU LIAR.

tomorrow she says she will go out. tomorrow will be the day. i will post updates on the situations with this estrogen clogged artery. hopefully they will be good updates. probably not because i run like stephen hawking.



ok, im gonna go to bed and watch event horizon. all i remember is when i was like 12 years old and that was in theaters it fucking killed me. like scariest movie ive ever seen not even close. hopefully its just as scary as i remember cause i want to have some fucked up dreams tonight. pretty mucht he only thing i can recall is a fucking freaky bathtub scene and people ripping their eyeballs out. oh man, this is gonna be one fucked up sleep. GOODNIGHT


OH AND ONE LAST LITTLE EDIT
do any of you happen to have a rubber band? I dont have my bowl here and id really like to partake in some inhaling of illegal substances but I DONT HAVE A DEVICE so i need to make a ghetto but i dont have a rubber band fuck. any girls read this blog? a hairtie would suffice....

ANDREW HELP. i know you can help me out here. its some pretty dank shit man, got it from a kid up in vermont.


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sicnce i made a blog post so let me make one now


i just enjoyed a night of drinkig in state college pennsylvania with some fine dindividuals. the night was not as exciting as it could have been though. It was ALMOST a great night, but instead was just interesting.

ok, so i wander around from bar to bar, whatever boring shit. finally i show up at this place the saloon at around 1, and before going in i see my friend Jay standing outside arguing with someone. Now, lets get some backstory on Jay.

Jay was an all american wrestler in high school and is currently training to be an MMA fighter in the UFC, and has a 16-1 amateur record. every time i go out drinking with jay i make him tell me figh tstories and show me cool shit like how to make someone submit by pushing in their thumb. its pretty fucking awesome.

so anyway, jay was mad disrespected tonight by some fools that have no idea who he is. he was eventually kicked out of the bar and needed an escort home inc ase someone tried to jump him, and i was more than happy to do it because a) its been a while since ive been in a fight (about 6 months, oh undergrad and my goddamn girlfriend who i had to get in a fight over every weekend) and b) i would fucking LOVE to see Jay just pummel someone, it would literally make my year.

ok so, i walk jay a few blocks, stop to get a beer with him at some place, talk about fighting a bit, had a few short arm wrestling matches (yeah, im a pretty goddamn good arm wrestler, if you dont think so challenge me at pca ill arm wrestle for money), and jay handed me my first arm wrestling loss in about 7 years (last time i lost to my dad), and then walked home.

fucking sucked, i wanted to see some poor bastard get demolished by a fury of elbows and blows to the face. Next time im going to literally talk shit to the angriest looking dude i can find and then find Jay and tell him he was disrespecting his mother. 10k fight yo???, jay is up for it and im backing his ass.


so earlier today i had a session with taylor. played some 5/10 6max at stars, which taylor called "the most boring fucking games hes ever seen". yeah, pretty fucking tight and uninteresting shit happened.

one cool hand went down where some fish raised the button to 30, sb reraised to 140, i had AKc in the bb, so obviously im going to repop cause im not some little sissy girl who will fold AKs to some heavy action inf ront of him for one buyin, so i reraise to 400, button insta pushes and after some thought the sb calls. Well at this point im geting like 4:1 odds and I have AKs and its just one buyin so GAMBOOOOOOLL. they had KK/QQ and obviously I hit cause taylor is watching me so I run like maurice green. boooyahhh, ok, i won about 1500 in the session, 2k of which came from that one hand, so yeah, otherwise i lost. go me.

ok thats about it for interesting hands. the rest were basically, raise, fold. raise, call, cbet, call, shtudown, fold. raise, call, bet, raise, fold. lame shit.

ok, that is all i have to say. goodnight and dont let those fuckers disrepsect you, if they are ill show you some moves by way of jay.



OH YEAH. one last little rant. THIS FUCKING GIRL i am interested in WILL NOT GO OUT EVER. like seriously, every single time i try to get her out shes in bed already. honestly, waht fucking college student goes to bed at 10:45 on a monday. take out your tampon, to have a beer and hang out with me. come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn how hard is it. apparently (from what her roommate says) shes into me, and shes prtty fucking cute SO WHY DONT YOU RESPOND TO ANYTHING YOU LIAR.

tomorrow she says she will go out. tomorrow will be the day. i will post updates on the situations with this estrogen clogged artery. hopefully they will be good updates. probably not because i run like stephen hawking.



ok, im gonna go to bed and watch event horizon. all i remember is when i was like 12 years old and that was in theaters it fucking killed me. like scariest movie ive ever seen not even close. hopefully its just as scary as i remember cause i want to have some fucked up dreams tonight. pretty mucht he only thing i can recall is a fucking freaky bathtub scene and people ripping their eyeballs out. oh man, this is gonna be one fucked up sleep. GOODNIGHT


OH AND ONE LAST LITTLE EDIT
do any of you happen to have a rubber band? I dont have my bowl here and id really like to partake in some inhaling of illegal substances but I DONT HAVE A DEVICE so i need to make a ghetto but i dont have a rubber band fuck. any girls read this blog? a hairtie would suffice....

ANDREW HELP. i know you can help me out here. its some pretty dank shit man, got it from a kid up in vermont.


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So I'm sitting around doing homework at like 2 am chatting on ventrilo with some friends from liquidpoker when someone tells me to open up the 25/50 table on stars cause grandiose is babbling incoherently at GP about why he is angry that people think he is a losing player. Blah Blah whatever who cares.

Anyway, GP constantly mentions that he is watching a softcore porno with his roommate, I guess in an attempt to get grandiose to shut the fuck up. Regardless, he mentioned it several times. When grandiose was finally booted from the table, talk of this porno resumed, and GP said the following:


GreenPlastic: about this mssage guy
GreenPlastic: that hooks up w all these chicks he massages
GreenPlastic: pretty baller actually
GreenPlastic: roommate turned it on
GreenPlastic: the sex spa
GreenPlastic: is the name


Sadly, I have seen this porno. The chick the main character worked with (another masseuse) was very hot, exotic looking girl. I watched most of the movie, but fell asleep towards the end, I want to know if they got the money from that hot lady's husband to open their own place. I guess I will have to find out another time. Hopefully GP finishes it up and I can ask him tomorrow.

Im gonna go watch scrambled softcore porno cause I dont get hbo on my tv in here, but I can see it fuzzy, so hopefully I can spot some titties occasionally and at least hear the dialogue and the bom chickkaaa wahhh wahhhh music.


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So I'm sitting around doing homework at like 2 am chatting on ventrilo with some friends from liquidpoker when someone tells me to open up the 25/50 table on stars cause grandiose is babbling incoherently at GP about why he is angry that people think he is a losing player. Blah Blah whatever who cares.

Anyway, GP constantly mentions that he is watching a softcore porno with his roommate, I guess in an attempt to get grandiose to shut the fuck up. Regardless, he mentioned it several times. When grandiose was finally booted from the table, talk of this porno resumed, and GP said the following:


GreenPlastic: about this mssage guy
GreenPlastic: that hooks up w all these chicks he massages
GreenPlastic: pretty baller actually
GreenPlastic: roommate turned it on
GreenPlastic: the sex spa
GreenPlastic: is the name


Sadly, I have seen this porno. The chick the main character worked with (another masseuse) was very hot, exotic looking girl. I watched most of the movie, but fell asleep towards the end, I want to know if they got the money from that hot lady's husband to open their own place. I guess I will have to find out another time. Hopefully GP finishes it up and I can ask him tomorrow.

Im gonna go watch scrambled softcore porno cause I dont get hbo on my tv in here, but I can see it fuzzy, so hopefully I can spot some titties occasionally and at least hear the dialogue and the bom chickkaaa wahhh wahhhh music.


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http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/110777

Im friends with p3achy, and he is mainly a 6max player who started playing solme full ring after I gave him a few tips. Hes a pretty good solid player, playing like 14/11 or so and pretty decent postflop.

After I reraised and the guy called out of the blinds p3achy INSTANTLY called the reraise. I put him on a pocket pair when he did this because there wasnt much thought as to if he should reraise or fold.

When he check raised all in, I immediately thought he had 55 or JJ. I started thinking a little harder, and saw some semibluff possibilities like KQs QTs maybe Axs too. Also possible he could have AK as well, but in that case, since i dont have a spade, in 4 out of the 6 possible ways for him to have AK he is freerolling me at about 5%. I didnt think he would have AA here because of the coldcaller and I also didnt think he would be doing this with a naked flush draw or naked AQ. I reluctantly folded the hand and a lot of my friends told me they thought it was a horrible fold.

I ran some pokerstove calculations on it and they came up with the following:

Board: Ah 5s Js
Dead: As

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 24.9349 % 13.48% 11.45% { AcKh }
Hand 2: 75.0651 % 63.61% 11.45% { JJ, 55, AKs, AsQs, AJs, A5s, KsQs, QsTs, AKo }


I think that range is ok. I was getting about 2.2:1 on the shove so I think folding here is fine. I asked him later about it and he said he had AJ and "hes never calling my reraise oop again with a hand like that".


http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/110779

Dont think because you are a good donkament player you can come into my house and call me susie. This was mainly a timing thing. He INSTANTLY check raised me, and i figured rizen isnt the kind of guy to make a smallish check raise just to save money so i put him on a feeler raise to snap off a cbet. Well feel this out buddy!


http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/110782

I timebanked this one forever on the river before calling. This player really bothers me for some reason. First off his icon is irritatingly ugly, I dont even know what it is, but it looks sort of like a deformed version of that doll chucky from childs play. Secondly, his style just pisses me off. Hes ultra ultra passive (his overall AF is .88), and he usually makes these tiny bets trying to squeak out as much value as he can, like if you continuation bet and he calls, and you check the turn he will bet like 1/4 pot whether he has a monster or a weakish hand that is beating yours.

So, when he potted the river I couldnt really figure out what to do. I should have folded, but it just seemed so strange because earlier he turned a straight flush on me and bet exactly 1/2 pot into me on the river and i flatted it with top 2 pair. So when he made this move, I was really confused because he never bets strong with anything. I probably should have folded because I dont see him floating me twice, but I was skeptical about the river bet so I decided to call, plus the fact that its blind on blind with a huge hand.


Alright, Im gonna go to class, mainly out of guilt of missing my first two today. Maybe Ill post some more hands later if youre lucky, but my guess is youre not and youll end up reading retarded randomness again.


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http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/110777

Im friends with p3achy, and he is mainly a 6max player who started playing solme full ring after I gave him a few tips. Hes a pretty good solid player, playing like 14/11 or so and pretty decent postflop.

After I reraised and the guy called out of the blinds p3achy INSTANTLY called the reraise. I put him on a pocket pair when he did this because there wasnt much thought as to if he should reraise or fold.

When he check raised all in, I immediately thought he had 55 or JJ. I started thinking a little harder, and saw some semibluff possibilities like KQs QTs maybe Axs too. Also possible he could have AK as well, but in that case, since i dont have a spade, in 4 out of the 6 possible ways for him to have AK he is freerolling me at about 5%. I didnt think he would have AA here because of the coldcaller and I also didnt think he would be doing this with a naked flush draw or naked AQ. I reluctantly folded the hand and a lot of my friends told me they thought it was a horrible fold.

I ran some pokerstove calculations on it and they came up with the following:

Board: Ah 5s Js
Dead: As

equity (%) win (%) tie (%)
Hand 1: 24.9349 % 13.48% 11.45% { AcKh }
Hand 2: 75.0651 % 63.61% 11.45% { JJ, 55, AKs, AsQs, AJs, A5s, KsQs, QsTs, AKo }


I think that range is ok. I was getting about 2.2:1 on the shove so I think folding here is fine. I asked him later about it and he said he had AJ and "hes never calling my reraise oop again with a hand like that".


http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/110779

Dont think because you are a good donkament player you can come into my house and call me susie. This was mainly a timing thing. He INSTANTLY check raised me, and i figured rizen isnt the kind of guy to make a smallish check raise just to save money so i put him on a feeler raise to snap off a cbet. Well feel this out buddy!


http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/110782

I timebanked this one forever on the river before calling. This player really bothers me for some reason. First off his icon is irritatingly ugly, I dont even know what it is, but it looks sort of like a deformed version of that doll chucky from childs play. Secondly, his style just pisses me off. Hes ultra ultra passive (his overall AF is .88), and he usually makes these tiny bets trying to squeak out as much value as he can, like if you continuation bet and he calls, and you check the turn he will bet like 1/4 pot whether he has a monster or a weakish hand that is beating yours.

So, when he potted the river I couldnt really figure out what to do. I should have folded, but it just seemed so strange because earlier he turned a straight flush on me and bet exactly 1/2 pot into me on the river and i flatted it with top 2 pair. So when he made this move, I was really confused because he never bets strong with anything. I probably should have folded because I dont see him floating me twice, but I was skeptical about the river bet so I decided to call, plus the fact that its blind on blind with a huge hand.


Alright, Im gonna go to class, mainly out of guilt of missing my first two today. Maybe Ill post some more hands later if youre lucky, but my guess is youre not and youll end up reading retarded randomness again.


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So last night after I finished up playing poker, I went to bed but couldnt really sleep, so I threw on Heat, one of my all time favorite movies. As im laying in bed watching I notice i got a few ims from my friend.

I jump out of bed real quick to answer him and my remote, which was laying on my blanket peacefully, flies up in the air and hits the ground real hard in a thud. I bend over and pick it up and without me hitting a button it changes my tv to channel 8. I hit the down channel button in an attempt to go down to the AV channel, but every time I hit a button it would enter 8. 8 had taken over my remote.

So I walk up to the tv, place down the remote, manually change the channel and go lay back down. Within a couple of seconds of hitting my bed, the remote comes to life and changes the channel to 8.

As an intense scowl is quickly creeping across my face, I leap up, grab the remote, throw it in the lowest dresser drawer, shut it, and change the channel back to AV. I jump in bed, turn around, and i see the 8 already on the tv as the ghost remote is changing the channel already.

Now, at this point, a sane man would calmly walk to the tv and remove the batteries from the demon remote. But seeing as I was on monkey life tilt, i grab the remote, fling open my door and toss the thing in the hallway, screaming at it that "YOU WILL STAY OUT THERE UNTIL YOU DECIDE YOU CAN BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!" Im gonna make a good father one day. Luckily it didnt have super powers to change the channel through the wall and I could go back to watching my movie in peace.


So this morning, I wake up around 1 ish, and its time for football. I decide to give the possessed clicker a second chance. Immediately upon entering the room it changes the channel to 8. I start breathing really heavy and get ready to throw it at the wall as hard as i can (which from my baseball days, is about 80 mph, this thing was about to meet its doom). Before i release, I notice (now that the lights are on) that when I dropped the remote, the cover had shifted over a little bit from the impact of the fall and was pressing in the 8 key. Awesome, nice to know im a total retard.


So today my jets destroyed the packers and we improved to 7-5. Our remaining schedule is Buffalo home, Minnesota away, miami away and oakland home. Oh baby, anything less than 10 wins will be a disappointing end to the season. Hopefully that gets us into the playoffs. I think the other 7-5 teams have to play each other, at least KC/jax do.


One poker related note. So I entered the sunday million today, and during the 3rd break, (in the money at this point) my buddy Pooruser and I were at the same table with similar chipstacks, i had about 82k he had 81k. We decided to swap 10%. About 5 minutes after break I busted AK v KK in the first level of the money, cashing for a monster 269, while he managed to eek his way into the 2nd level of the money, cashing for 401, so I netted a sick $13 profit from my awesome deal, SHIP IT BABY!!!

Hello Daut44, We have transferred $13.00 to your account as requested by 'PoorUser'. Good luck to you both. Regards, PokerStars Cashier

Played a bit of cash today, ended up about 1300 in 800 hands or so. Doing extremely well on full ring lately, im running about 14.5ptbb over 6500 hands, for a 19.5k profit. Im just going to keep playing that while the games are good.

Alright, thats enough randomness for the day.


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So last night after I finished up playing poker, I went to bed but couldnt really sleep, so I threw on Heat, one of my all time favorite movies. As im laying in bed watching I notice i got a few ims from my friend.

I jump out of bed real quick to answer him and my remote, which was laying on my blanket peacefully, flies up in the air and hits the ground real hard in a thud. I bend over and pick it up and without me hitting a button it changes my tv to channel 8. I hit the down channel button in an attempt to go down to the AV channel, but every time I hit a button it would enter 8. 8 had taken over my remote.

So I walk up to the tv, place down the remote, manually change the channel and go lay back down. Within a couple of seconds of hitting my bed, the remote comes to life and changes the channel to 8.

As an intense scowl is quickly creeping across my face, I leap up, grab the remote, throw it in the lowest dresser drawer, shut it, and change the channel back to AV. I jump in bed, turn around, and i see the 8 already on the tv as the ghost remote is changing the channel already.

Now, at this point, a sane man would calmly walk to the tv and remove the batteries from the demon remote. But seeing as I was on monkey life tilt, i grab the remote, fling open my door and toss the thing in the hallway, screaming at it that "YOU WILL STAY OUT THERE UNTIL YOU DECIDE YOU CAN BEHAVE YOURSELF!!!!!" Im gonna make a good father one day. Luckily it didnt have super powers to change the channel through the wall and I could go back to watching my movie in peace.


So this morning, I wake up around 1 ish, and its time for football. I decide to give the possessed clicker a second chance. Immediately upon entering the room it changes the channel to 8. I start breathing really heavy and get ready to throw it at the wall as hard as i can (which from my baseball days, is about 80 mph, this thing was about to meet its doom). Before i release, I notice (now that the lights are on) that when I dropped the remote, the cover had shifted over a little bit from the impact of the fall and was pressing in the 8 key. Awesome, nice to know im a total retard.


So today my jets destroyed the packers and we improved to 7-5. Our remaining schedule is Buffalo home, Minnesota away, miami away and oakland home. Oh baby, anything less than 10 wins will be a disappointing end to the season. Hopefully that gets us into the playoffs. I think the other 7-5 teams have to play each other, at least KC/jax do.


One poker related note. So I entered the sunday million today, and during the 3rd break, (in the money at this point) my buddy Pooruser and I were at the same table with similar chipstacks, i had about 82k he had 81k. We decided to swap 10%. About 5 minutes after break I busted AK v KK in the first level of the money, cashing for a monster 269, while he managed to eek his way into the 2nd level of the money, cashing for 401, so I netted a sick $13 profit from my awesome deal, SHIP IT BABY!!!

Hello Daut44, We have transferred $13.00 to your account as requested by 'PoorUser'. Good luck to you both. Regards, PokerStars Cashier

Played a bit of cash today, ended up about 1300 in 800 hands or so. Doing extremely well on full ring lately, im running about 14.5ptbb over 6500 hands, for a 19.5k profit. Im just going to keep playing that while the games are good.

Alright, thats enough randomness for the day.


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