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My Luck Is Changing!
   JonnyCosMo, May 15

That's right baby! I had a winning day yesterday and won about $850 in 600 hands so I immediately stopped just to say I had a winning day. Today it started as break even for my first 1000 hands, then randomly at one of my only 4 tables I was told that I got dealt into the milestone hand! ZOMG???? To my surprise I found that I was dealt AK at that table!!! OMG OMG OMG!?!?! I figured it out the other day that if I was to win the milestone hand on a NL200 table I'd net a total of $5500-$6000 (assuming my Supernova bonus). Well here is the hand...

Submitted by : JonnyCosMo

PokerStars Game #9933000000: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/05/15 - 20:48:54 (ET)
Table 'Soyuz-Apollo' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Duckslayer2k ($201.10 in chips)
Seat 2: samfy ($188.15 in chips)
Seat 3: xfactr21 ($449.10 in chips)
Seat 4: lllFSlll ($255.25 in chips)
Seat 5: JonnyCosMo ($259.05 in chips)
Seat 6: AH74 ($128.10 in chips)
JonnyCosMo : posts small blind $1
AH74: posts big blind $2

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to JonnyCosMo AcKd
JonnyCosMo said, "WEEEEEEEEEE"
JonnyCosMo said, "I got best hand btw"
Duckslayer2k: folds
Duckslayer2k leaves the table
samfy: calls $2
xfactr21: folds
JonnyCosMo said, "SHIP IT"
lllFSlll: raises $8 to $10
JonnyCosMo : raises $249.05 to $259.05 and is all-in
AH74: folds
samfy: calls $186.15 and is all-in
lllFSlll: calls $245.25 and is all-in

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $779.15)

   4sQc3c

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $779.15)

   4sQc3cTc
JonnyCosMo said, "AKAKAKAKA"

River (Pot : $779.15)

   4sQc3cTc9d

Showdown
JonnyCosMo : shows AcKd (high card Ace)
lllFSlll: shows AsTd (a pair of Tens)
lllFSlll collected $134.20 from side pot
samfy: mucks hand
JonnyCosMo said, "AKAKA"
lllFSlll collected $563.45 from main pot

Summary
Total pot $700.65 Main pot $563.45. Side pot $134.20. | Rake $3
Board  4sQc3cTc9d
Seat 1: Duckslayer2k folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: samfy mucked 2d4c
Seat 3: xfactr21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: lllFSlll (button) showed AsTd and won ($697.65) with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: JonnyCosMo (small blind) showed AcKd and lost with high card Ace
Seat 6: AH74 (big blind) folded before Flop



As you can see, I didn't win. So rigged. The most hilarious thing is: "Duckslayer2k leaves the table", poor guy thought our table froze and left before the milestone hand was dealt! LOL Total Donkey! Oh well, I lost that $200 stack, but PokerStars depositted $880 to my account just for getting dealt into the hand which is cool, so I netted $660. The actual winner got $2200 because he was a SilverStar. What a waste. Overall I had a winning day so I'm happy, my luck might be changing for the better! WOOOT



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Back in swedenland!
   SakiSaki, May 15

Holla! Just got back from my 10 day trip to albany and new york city. Im jetlagged as fuck and struggling to stay awake right now T_T. Anyways, the trip was a blast, and I have gained some important insights about USA:

1. New York City rocks
2. All albany college girls dance like grade A prostitutes(AWESOME!)
3. Baseball and softball rules will forever remain a mystery to me(WTF!?)
4. DAMN its easy to eat yourself to death in the US. whoa!

So earlier today im sitting on newark airport waiting for my longass flight bored as fuck and decide to buy a bluff magazine to help me kill some time. I was pretty disapointed since most of the magazine was filled with ads and articles about tourney donkeys. Anyways, as i flip through it I stumble upon one article that seem to be interesting. Its about developing your play by always trying to put your opponent on hand ranges and try to make the best play given what you think villians range is. This is something ive been thinking about alot lately and it has helped me improve tons.

I thought the article was a really good introduction to this sort of thinking and MAN was i surprised when I looked to see who wrote it.

LPs own Ryan Daut! Hah! So sick to see an article by an lper in bluff magazine. Awesome job Ryan


After a 10 day break Im really itching to play poker! Im not going to play anything today though since im so jetlagged and tired but tomorrow I will finally get back on the poker horse again.


ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM


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what an asshole, mspaint piece, CONTEST
   Daut, May 13

Being at home always reminds me that I'm sort of an asshole. I went over to my friends house today and three of us sat around with his dad who is the most hilarous person of all time and just told stories. I know im a pretty nice guy but I always say the most assholish things of all time. Two stories that I forgot about but came up tonight:


The first:
So I'm in the airport in vegas and you have to take a little train from where you get off the plane to the baggage claim area. So I walk on the little tram and its totally packed, so I squeeze into a little area and hold on to the bar in the center so I dont fall over like a jackass.

Right before the door closes this smoking hot girl walks on the tram and squeezes into a little area, but she doesnt have anything to hold on to. Before saying something I just have to check her out because I cant take my eyes off her body. she obviously sees me because im probably gawking, and i realize it would be gentlemanly to help her out, so i speak up and say "So you want some pole?"

she was about 2 seconds away from punching me in the face but i think she realized what I meant. However, she probably thought i was creepy and declined my invitation to hang out on the bar. smooth operator huh?


second story:
My last day at school, 6 of us go out to a waffle shop to get some breakfast. On my right is georger, who is a really big dude, like 6'1 330, and he obviously orders a ton of food. On my left is steve, who is a pretty funny guy, but is basically a meathead, and when the food arrives, he makes some comment about how much georger ordered, I wish I remembered what it exactly cause it was pretty funny.

Georger replies "yeah yeah, blow me". The waitress was standing next to him and probably felt a little uncomfortable, but was cool enough to make a funny retort saying "oh not here, maybe later". she didnt really mean it, but it was a nice little funny moment. So asshole me goes "OH SWEET GEORGERS GETTING A BJ LATER". I dont think she really found that funny but whatever it was ok she let it slide.

so we finish eating, and on the other side of the table, my buddy rhett, who is extremely hungover, has his head down on the table and is just looking like total shit. so I go "hey i know what will make you feel better, you want me to get the waitress to blow you instead of georger?"

Immediately after I say that I see a look of horror come across my 3 friends on the other side of the table. the waitress was standing over my right shoulder ready to ask us if we wanted anything else or wanted the check. she obviously heard me and was obviously not pleased about it. oops.


oh well, i heard some good stories on their part too, but mine were doozies.


and not to leave you guys sitting there with a woody, ill finish you off. i have a picture i drew today. there was a contest in the pocketfives off topic forum to photoshop a picture of actionjeff on a swing hanging out with gobboboy.

well, as we all know I am the mike matusow of computer drawing, I'm not really the most talented guy around but I definitely have the most heart. Photoshop is for the professionals who know what theyre doing, mspaint is for the guys who are all heart.



i would have liked to do some more work on it, but i didnt really play magic and am really bad at this lol.


and now a contest. take a picture you find of me online and put it in a magic card. post the picture and your name on stars in a comment on this post, and the best one gets 50 bucks. ill be crossposting this on LP/cardrunners, so ill choose the best one within the next few days.


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what an asshole, mspaint piece, CONTEST
   Daut, May 13

Being at home always reminds me that I'm sort of an asshole. I went over to my friends house today and three of us sat around with his dad who is the most hilarous person of all time and just told stories. I know im a pretty nice guy but I always say the most assholish things of all time. Two stories that I forgot about but came up tonight:


The first:
So I'm in the airport in vegas and you have to take a little train from where you get off the plane to the baggage claim area. So I walk on the little tram and its totally packed, so I squeeze into a little area and hold on to the bar in the center so I dont fall over like a jackass.

Right before the door closes this smoking hot girl walks on the tram and squeezes into a little area, but she doesnt have anything to hold on to. Before saying something I just have to check her out because I cant take my eyes off her body. she obviously sees me because im probably gawking, and i realize it would be gentlemanly to help her out, so i speak up and say "So you want some pole?"

she was about 2 seconds away from punching me in the face but i think she realized what I meant. However, she probably thought i was creepy and declined my invitation to hang out on the bar. smooth operator huh?


second story:
My last day at school, 6 of us go out to a waffle shop to get some breakfast. On my right is georger, who is a really big dude, like 6'1 330, and he obviously orders a ton of food. On my left is steve, who is a pretty funny guy, but is basically a meathead, and when the food arrives, he makes some comment about how much georger ordered, I wish I remembered what it exactly cause it was pretty funny.

Georger replies "yeah yeah, blow me". The waitress was standing next to him and probably felt a little uncomfortable, but was cool enough to make a funny retort saying "oh not here, maybe later". she didnt really mean it, but it was a nice little funny moment. So asshole me goes "OH SWEET GEORGERS GETTING A BJ LATER". I dont think she really found that funny but whatever it was ok she let it slide.

so we finish eating, and on the other side of the table, my buddy rhett, who is extremely hungover, has his head down on the table and is just looking like total shit. so I go "hey i know what will make you feel better, you want me to get the waitress to blow you instead of georger?"

Immediately after I say that I see a look of horror come across my 3 friends on the other side of the table. the waitress was standing over my right shoulder ready to ask us if we wanted anything else or wanted the check. she obviously heard me and was obviously not pleased about it. oops.


oh well, i heard some good stories on their part too, but mine were doozies.


and not to leave you guys sitting there with a woody, ill finish you off. i have a picture i drew today. there was a contest in the pocketfives off topic forum to photoshop a picture of actionjeff on a swing hanging out with gobboboy.

well, as we all know I am the mike matusow of computer drawing, I'm not really the most talented guy around but I definitely have the most heart. Photoshop is for the professionals who know what theyre doing, mspaint is for the guys who are all heart.



i would have liked to do some more work on it, but i didnt really play magic and am really bad at this lol.


and now a contest. take a picture you find of me online and put it in a magic card. post the picture and your name on stars in a comment on this post, and the best one gets 50 bucks. ill be crossposting this on LP/cardrunners, so ill choose the best one within the next few days.


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Hands, video
   TianYuan, May 13

EDIT:
Lol, graph of todays small sessions, will post some hands from this later



Decided to make a video, of course it came out ungodlyishly huge since the quality is basically completely awesome ;D

900 mb or so, need to figure out how to make it smaller.. (haven't used Vdub in years, and the video seems to be too big - not file size but .. area wise).

Or maybe make a new one where I have a set recording area instead, would probably be good!~ The video is mostly for myself to find out what I'm doing badly/force myself to think about hands.

But also in case anyone felt like watching it and providing some critcism.

Ok, some hands from yesterday, possibly something older too, I forget;

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191134 - lost a bunch of value I'm told T.t

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191356 - should bet/fold river, especially since the guy had previously made a comment about how I raised QJ utg (which he obviously thought was bad).

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191386 - 4th hand or so at the table..

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191387 - aggro/looseish opponent, HAD to call I think.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191388 - the guy had bet a high % of the time I checked to him so far, but I've been told the board is too drawy to ever check here

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191391 - could have folded since the guy was 50/5/.05 but I have serious trouble folding AA to anyone with a VPIP of 50 -_- Maybe he was trapping with KK, what the hell do I know.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191392 - this hand was 20 seconds later, I thought he had a pair or a draw this time.. And yeah, booooooooooooooooooooooooh.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191405 - 67d OESFD vs AKd ace high flushdraw. First limper was limping almost every hand and I'd have raised 67d usually but I'd been raising alot so I limped.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191410 - this hand might seem stupid/tilt, but you need to see a hand that happened just before this..

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191619 - here

Thought for a long time about the jacks, but after reviewing the above hand, and taking into consideration how little respect I was likely getting (first two hands at the table I had TT and QQ, then I push my OESFD, I felt I was probably not getting a ton of respect), I decided I can't fold this.

Got a ton of nice input on all these hands by naz/midian/day so that was great, thanks =]

Getting a bit bored with UB's lack of tables/bad multitabling capabilities so I'll probably be getting back to star as soon as my rakeback arrives.



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Colombo218 is Sick, and I Suck Again.
   JonnyCosMo, May 12

Decide for yourself... I just dont know whats going on anymore. I can't seem to get myself a winning day. I'm just going to throw hands out in this blog post. Just tell me what you think of them.

Good Hands:

+$194 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191469 - Against Colombo218. I can't justify doing this vs anyone else at NL200, but this guy is just so lagtardedly bad.

+179 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191472 - Again this is against Colombo218, and me finally getting lucky. So sick how I get coolered in these spots. River one time for me!

+201 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191474 - Fast played a set and it worked out vs an overpair donk.

+200 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191476 - This is the one hand I think I dont like how I played. The opponent seems to be aggressive and capable of making moves thou. I dont know... terrible turn card thou. Seemed like a fishy call by me.

+200 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191477 - Ez set up for me vs an aggro regular.

+154 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191478 - I think kind of standard... Meh.

+186 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191479 - Top Pair Top Kicker vs a total fish.

+176 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191480 - Top two held vs a big combo draw.

And now, the Bad Hands:

-$220 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191482 - Set over set, guy was pretty solid thou so... foldable? Maybe? I tank'd this for a good minute before I shoved.

-$118 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191487 - This is just totally brain damaged by the fish.

-$170 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191490 - Overpair fails to hold vs flush draw.

-$174 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191491 - So I'm pretty sure this is a cooler... Ridiculous the spots I get into.

-$186 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191494 - Maybe another set up? Does anyone get away from this?

-$137 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191495 - Aces gets cracked all-in on the flop. Fun.

-$258 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191498 - I just want to know how everyone likes the play of this hand. This is pretty disgusting.

-$250 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191500 - Against carrotsnake and his infinite amounts of luck.

-$198 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191502 - Got screwed into a squeeze as one of the players flatted Aces to a single raise.

-$178 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191503 - Aces against the super fish. Just so sick

Ok that's about it... only down $550 today though over 4200 hands. It got pretty sick towards the end of the session thou... On another note... Colombo218 is sick. For being one of the biggest donating fish on PokerStars' NL200 right now, he's sure got some balls.



You gotta respect that... To read more about his sick 24+ hour session goto 2+2's BBV section here:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sho...eats&Number=10344515&page=0&fpart=all


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Colombo218 is Sick, and I Suck Again.
   JonnyCosMo, May 12

Decide for yourself... I just dont know whats going on anymore. I can't seem to get myself a winning day. I'm just going to throw hands out in this blog post. Just tell me what you think of them.

Good Hands:

+$194 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191469 - Against Colombo218. I can't justify doing this vs anyone else at NL200, but this guy is just so lagtardedly bad.

+179 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191472 - Again this is against Colombo218, and me finally getting lucky. So sick how I get coolered in these spots. River one time for me!

+201 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191474 - Fast played a set and it worked out vs an overpair donk.

+200 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191476 - This is the one hand I think I dont like how I played. The opponent seems to be aggressive and capable of making moves thou. I dont know... terrible turn card thou. Seemed like a fishy call by me.

+200 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191477 - Ez set up for me vs an aggro regular.

+154 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191478 - I think kind of standard... Meh.

+186 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191479 - Top Pair Top Kicker vs a total fish.

+176 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191480 - Top two held vs a big combo draw.

And now, the Bad Hands:

-$220 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191482 - Set over set, guy was pretty solid thou so... foldable? Maybe? I tank'd this for a good minute before I shoved.

-$118 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191487 - This is just totally brain damaged by the fish.

-$170 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191490 - Overpair fails to hold vs flush draw.

-$174 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191491 - So I'm pretty sure this is a cooler... Ridiculous the spots I get into.

-$186 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191494 - Maybe another set up? Does anyone get away from this?

-$137 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191495 - Aces gets cracked all-in on the flop. Fun.

-$258 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191498 - I just want to know how everyone likes the play of this hand. This is pretty disgusting.

-$250 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191500 - Against carrotsnake and his infinite amounts of luck.

-$198 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191502 - Got screwed into a squeeze as one of the players flatted Aces to a single raise.

-$178 http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/191503 - Aces against the super fish. Just so sick

Ok that's about it... only down $550 today though over 4200 hands. It got pretty sick towards the end of the session thou... On another note... Colombo218 is sick. For being one of the biggest donating fish on PokerStars' NL200 right now, he's sure got some balls.



You gotta respect that... To read more about his sick 24+ hour session goto 2+2's BBV section here:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sho...eats&Number=10344515&page=0&fpart=all


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Freefalling~!
   TianYuan, May 12


Now I bet you are mighty curious as to how I dropped like that at the end huh?

The answer is, Aces.

Three times.

Within 2 minutes.

Busted by a set, a straight and a flush.

Fuck.
Good game me.

The numbers are off tho, dunno why.

Only down 80$, hm, maybe I cleared more of my deposit bonus than I thought -_- Dunno.

UPDATE:
Open ended straight flush draw vs ace king flush draw, flush hit, straight didn't, allin on flop, bohoo

JJ vs QQ vs same guy. Really really awkward spot but yeah, boooo


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Still Struggling :(
   JonnyCosMo, May 12

PLEASE NOTE BEFORE YOU READ THIS BLOG POST: I'm going to complain. I only lost $125 today, but I'm still going to complain. If you dont like someone that complains about losing only $125, then just stop reading now. For those that are going to continue reading, prepare accordingly-->


Today's Graph @ NL200

So I played 3800 hands today after completely taking yesterday off. I just needed to rest my brain yesterday. Also, I woke up this morning and read about the 10 billionth hand promo going on by PokerStars and realized that there was now a realistic chance that I could make my last 8k VPP's before the Supernova freeroll tomorrow morning. Well that hope went out the window pretty quickly after the continue BS that I was playing through.

Overall, I had some excellent tables, the fish were just sooo freaking bad. Friday + the new promo has brought out some juicy cash games. Allow me to show you-->

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190951 - Everything going as planned, until the river...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190953 - I didn't even make it to the river before things went bad here...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190954 - Hey he had outs, he probably was a favorite.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190955 - Maybe this was bad table selection? This guy is too good for me...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190956 - Switch the turn and river for me on this hand. Tease me some more. I can take it.

To top this off, I had sooo many hands where I made a value bet and was called and beat. I'm still in shock as to how many times I was out kicked or schooled by some guy playing his hand super passively.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190958 - Maybe I played this too fast?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190960 - Mind fuck yo...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190961 - Valuebet and outkicked vs FGators26, maybe made it too large on river.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190962 - Valuebet and again outkicked vs el_pedrin0. What in the world...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190963 - Valuebet and again outkicked vs some random passive donkey who can't seem to play a single hand correctly to begin with.

At the end of my session I just lost it for about a minute and a half and proceeded to tilt off two buyins in the following ways:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190965 - Light stack off vs FGators26 which sometimes is good but I shouldn't have been in the hand to begin with.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190967 - Against the retarded donkey Doakie88 that open shoved vs me earlier. This hand was like 2 hands after that hand I posted above.

I can admit those two hands were totally uncharacteristic mistakes that I almost never do, but the beats finally just got to me mentally and I lost it for a moment. Pretty costly but in the long run it's just a learning expierence. Technically without those two last hands I should have been up on the day. But I can't take them back now. Anyways, tomorrow I'm going to be playing loads and will probably be Supernova by tomorrow night. Wish me luck! I need it...badly.





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Still Struggling :(
   JonnyCosMo, May 12

PLEASE NOTE BEFORE YOU READ THIS BLOG POST: I'm going to complain. I only lost $125 today, but I'm still going to complain. If you dont like someone that complains about losing only $125, then just stop reading now. For those that are going to continue reading, prepare accordingly-->


Today's Graph @ NL200

So I played 3800 hands today after completely taking yesterday off. I just needed to rest my brain yesterday. Also, I woke up this morning and read about the 10 billionth hand promo going on by PokerStars and realized that there was now a realistic chance that I could make my last 8k VPP's before the Supernova freeroll tomorrow morning. Well that hope went out the window pretty quickly after the continue BS that I was playing through.

Overall, I had some excellent tables, the fish were just sooo freaking bad. Friday + the new promo has brought out some juicy cash games. Allow me to show you-->

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190951 - Everything going as planned, until the river...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190953 - I didn't even make it to the river before things went bad here...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190954 - Hey he had outs, he probably was a favorite.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190955 - Maybe this was bad table selection? This guy is too good for me...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190956 - Switch the turn and river for me on this hand. Tease me some more. I can take it.

To top this off, I had sooo many hands where I made a value bet and was called and beat. I'm still in shock as to how many times I was out kicked or schooled by some guy playing his hand super passively.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190958 - Maybe I played this too fast?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190960 - Mind fuck yo...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190961 - Valuebet and outkicked vs FGators26, maybe made it too large on river.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190962 - Valuebet and again outkicked vs el_pedrin0. What in the world...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190963 - Valuebet and again outkicked vs some random passive donkey who can't seem to play a single hand correctly to begin with.

At the end of my session I just lost it for about a minute and a half and proceeded to tilt off two buyins in the following ways:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190965 - Light stack off vs FGators26 which sometimes is good but I shouldn't have been in the hand to begin with.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/190967 - Against the retarded donkey Doakie88 that open shoved vs me earlier. This hand was like 2 hands after that hand I posted above.

I can admit those two hands were totally uncharacteristic mistakes that I almost never do, but the beats finally just got to me mentally and I lost it for a moment. Pretty costly but in the long run it's just a learning expierence. Technically without those two last hands I should have been up on the day. But I can't take them back now. Anyways, tomorrow I'm going to be playing loads and will probably be Supernova by tomorrow night. Wish me luck! I need it...badly.





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Cool kids never have the time
   Daut, May 10

Went out with my law school buddies tonight cause they just finished their last final and are done with their first year. They were pretty pumped because it's basically the last summer they will ever have to do what they want. When I was sitting there listening to them talk about how it's all downhill after this summer I just felt so lucky. I get to do the thing I enjoy the most for the rest of my life and whatever else I want.

I think im heading home tomorrow. I'll probably spend the next 10 days relaxing, reading, working out, playing some poker, and hanging out with friends. I'm heading to vegas on the 21st to play in the mandalay bay WPT event and prelims, then pretty much every wsop event I can.

I have pretty modest goals for the summer, just want to make at least 1 final table and make an overall profit playing in tournaments at the WSOP. Hopefully all goes well.

Oh by the way, if you havent seen it, i highly suggest renting crank. One of the most awesomely bad movies ive ever seen in my life. Basically this dude gets injected with a Chinese super virus called the Beijing Cocktail, and the only way to extend his life is to keep his adrenaline levels high, so basically its just an awesome excuse to work in gratuitous action scenes.

One spoiler, jason statham gets to bang his girlfriend in public, and during it, screams I FEEL ALIVE. After all he needs to keep his adrenaline going, so what better way to do it than exhibitional coitus. There are a whole bunch of crazy asian people watching it and going bonkers. It's an awesome scene in an awesome movie. I'd draw a picture but I just cant do it justice.




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Cool kids never have the time
   Daut, May 10

Went out with my law school buddies tonight cause they just finished their last final and are done with their first year. They were pretty pumped because it's basically the last summer they will ever have to do what they want. When I was sitting there listening to them talk about how it's all downhill after this summer I just felt so lucky. I get to do the thing I enjoy the most for the rest of my life and whatever else I want.

I think im heading home tomorrow. I'll probably spend the next 10 days relaxing, reading, working out, playing some poker, and hanging out with friends. I'm heading to vegas on the 21st to play in the mandalay bay WPT event and prelims, then pretty much every wsop event I can.

I have pretty modest goals for the summer, just want to make at least 1 final table and make an overall profit playing in tournaments at the WSOP. Hopefully all goes well.

Oh by the way, if you havent seen it, i highly suggest renting crank. One of the most awesomely bad movies ive ever seen in my life. Basically this dude gets injected with a Chinese super virus called the Beijing Cocktail, and the only way to extend his life is to keep his adrenaline levels high, so basically its just an awesome excuse to work in gratuitous action scenes.

One spoiler, jason statham gets to bang his girlfriend in public, and during it, screams I FEEL ALIVE. After all he needs to keep his adrenaline going, so what better way to do it than exhibitional coitus. There are a whole bunch of crazy asian people watching it and going bonkers. It's an awesome scene in an awesome movie. I'd draw a picture but I just cant do it justice.




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Gwen Stefani is Hot
   JonnyCosMo, May 10

You heard me. No I'm not crazy. Running bad has not made me dillusional. Here is the breakdown: I went down stairs to make some coffee, and I hear this pretty catchy song on TV, so I look over and see that TRL is playing some music video with this cute chick singing this emo pop song. The song was so good and the chick singing it was so hot that it froze me in front of the TV from start to finish. The entire time I was trying to figure out who the singer was since she looked really familiar. Then the little title key in the bottom left corner of the music video showed up at the end of the video, and I was totally left shocked as to who it was:

Artist: Gwen Stefani
Song: 4 In The Morning



ZOMG? I was like "There is no way that chick is Gwen Stefani!" Like in 95% of all of Gwen Stefani's pictures and TV appearances she looks like that total fake dumb blond that got her brains bleached out:



See? That's fucking not hot at all. But this isn't the first time that Gwen Stefani has shocked me with a surprising new look. In her music video 'Cool' (That song is good too) there is a really hot brunette chick playing in the flash backs. Wait... THAT'S GWEN STEFANI AGAIN! She makes a freakin fine ass brunette. But the blond version of her is like sooo yuck! Total Mind Fuck Yo!

Artist: Gwen Stefani
Song: Cool



And no, I absolutely hate most of Gwen Stefani's mainstream crap. But these two songs just really get to me. She just looks so fine in these two videos (aside from her blond self in the 2nd video). She's got that kind of hot that only comes out once in a while. You have to look hard for it. Somewhere behind all that crap she puts on, there is a beautiful face. Just letting you guys know!


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Gwen Stefani is Hot
   JonnyCosMo, May 10

You heard me. No I'm not crazy. Running bad has not made me dillusional. Here is the breakdown: I went down stairs to make some coffee, and I hear this pretty catchy song on TV, so I look over and see that TRL is playing some music video with this cute chick singing this emo pop song. The song was so good and the chick singing it was so hot that it froze me in front of the TV from start to finish. The entire time I was trying to figure out who the singer was since she looked really familiar. Then the little title key in the bottom left corner of the music video showed up at the end of the video, and I was totally left shocked as to who it was:

Artist: Gwen Stefani
Song: 4 In The Morning



ZOMG? I was like "There is no way that chick is Gwen Stefani!" Like in 95% of all of Gwen Stefani's pictures and TV appearances she looks like that total fake dumb blond that got her brains bleached out:



See? That's fucking not hot at all. But this isn't the first time that Gwen Stefani has shocked me with a surprising new look. In her music video 'Cool' (That song is good too) there is a really hot brunette chick playing in the flash backs. Wait... THAT'S GWEN STEFANI AGAIN! She makes a freakin fine ass brunette. But the blond version of her is like sooo yuck! Total Mind Fuck Yo!

Artist: Gwen Stefani
Song: Cool



And no, I absolutely hate most of Gwen Stefani's mainstream crap. But these two songs just really get to me. She just looks so fine in these two videos (aside from her blond self in the 2nd video). She's got that kind of hot that only comes out once in a while. You have to look hard for it. Somewhere behind all that crap she puts on, there is a beautiful face. Just letting you guys know!


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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
   JonnyCosMo, May 10

So this game has not been kind to me these past few weeks. I've been on a sick downswing where each day I keep telling myself it will be better the next day. Infact, 2 days ago I told myself that it was impossible for me to run worse. Well yesterday I ran worse than I've ever run in a single day. The beautiful thing about it was that I only lost $1200 over 2500 hands. That is a miracle considering the shit I was put through. So last night I went through my pokertracker and spent like 3-4 hours just going over hand histories. Today I present you with The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly --->

The Good
The good is that I still have enough of a bankroll to continue NL200 and attempt to ride out this crap. Also another good is that PokerStars changed the graphics on their cashier! The old one was still like x100 better... dont fix what isn't broke.



Now for some hand histories ->

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189818 - Stacking total aggro moron donkey. 99% of the time I'm like tossing my hand in this spot, but not vs this tard.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189821 - I wasn't bluffing. I swear. And if he donk shoved the river I was snap calling.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189822 - vs a 2+2er from the SSNL forums. This is why you shouldn't take advice from players at the SSNL section of 2+2.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189823 - Oh no I didn't. Not really what I was going for but it works.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189824 - Dont you love when you got ridiculous amounts of notes/stats on someone and can pin them on exactly AK before the flop comes?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189826 - Two outer ding!!!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189827 - Playing like a loose/passive station vs Day[9]. He's sooo aggro though, so I dont really know another way to play it. Made sense that he could be making a move on this pot thou, so kind of a loose calldown.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189829 - Mind fucked FrinkX. Beautiful value raise on river. FU people who say double barreling this spot is better, because I disagree in this situation.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189832 - Where do I find these fish? This is so bad in so many ways...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189834 - GG @ FGators26 #1

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/188398 - GG & LOL @ FGators26 #2 (Btw the flat call in this spot was because dataporton and RiverStars seemed to be squeezing frequently in these spots and so I figured maybe set up deep limping aces. Pro-gamer style yo!)

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189838 - Last but not least... top pair is too big of a hand for carrotsnake to fold. Cooler yo~!!

The Bad
Ok that was the good. Now here comes the bad. First lets start off with a graph of yesterday's session.



Ok now lets get into some of the hands from this month:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189842 - vs Loose/Aggro Player. I guess I'm stupid for getting the money in behind? Like, everyone knows that it's totally gosu to call 3 bets out of position with 43 caz you flop 2 pairs all day baby.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189844 - Seem to have a knack for getting the money in behind. Weeee...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189845 - Getting into 3 & 4 bet wars with 2+2ers is fun when you can't win coinflips.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189848 - First time I 4 bet Colombo218 and he snap calls this. Does he pwn me? Or is AJ too big of a hand for him to laydown?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189850 - Nope. AJ is definitly way too big of a hand for Colombo218 to laydown.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189851 - Ding

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189852 - Set up of the century for me... And then I get re-smacked.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189854 - FoofChunk 3 betting light in position constantly, and double barreling so many pots. Zap

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189855 - SmutsHarry... Thanks.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189856 - Probably the worst beat I've taken all week. potodds is like one of my buddy listed fish. Gets away with total murder on this hand.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189857 - Another one of the fish on my list, CasinoRoyale makes it a habit to constantly call out of position with these hands.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189858 - Stars trying to set me up, but can't keep me down! Woooot!

The Ugly

My PT Stats for this month on NL200:


And...


LOL <3 Laterz










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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
   JonnyCosMo, May 10

So this game has not been kind to me these past few weeks. I've been on a sick downswing where each day I keep telling myself it will be better the next day. Infact, 2 days ago I told myself that it was impossible for me to run worse. Well yesterday I ran worse than I've ever run in a single day. The beautiful thing about it was that I only lost $1200 over 2500 hands. That is a miracle considering the shit I was put through. So last night I went through my pokertracker and spent like 3-4 hours just going over hand histories. Today I present you with The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly --->

The Good
The good is that I still have enough of a bankroll to continue NL200 and attempt to ride out this crap. Also another good is that PokerStars changed the graphics on their cashier! The old one was still like x100 better... dont fix what isn't broke.



Now for some hand histories ->

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189818 - Stacking total aggro moron donkey. 99% of the time I'm like tossing my hand in this spot, but not vs this tard.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189821 - I wasn't bluffing. I swear. And if he donk shoved the river I was snap calling.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189822 - vs a 2+2er from the SSNL forums. This is why you shouldn't take advice from players at the SSNL section of 2+2.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189823 - Oh no I didn't. Not really what I was going for but it works.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189824 - Dont you love when you got ridiculous amounts of notes/stats on someone and can pin them on exactly AK before the flop comes?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189826 - Two outer ding!!!

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189827 - Playing like a loose/passive station vs Day[9]. He's sooo aggro though, so I dont really know another way to play it. Made sense that he could be making a move on this pot thou, so kind of a loose calldown.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189829 - Mind fucked FrinkX. Beautiful value raise on river. FU people who say double barreling this spot is better, because I disagree in this situation.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189832 - Where do I find these fish? This is so bad in so many ways...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189834 - GG @ FGators26 #1

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/188398 - GG & LOL @ FGators26 #2 (Btw the flat call in this spot was because dataporton and RiverStars seemed to be squeezing frequently in these spots and so I figured maybe set up deep limping aces. Pro-gamer style yo!)

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189838 - Last but not least... top pair is too big of a hand for carrotsnake to fold. Cooler yo~!!

The Bad
Ok that was the good. Now here comes the bad. First lets start off with a graph of yesterday's session.



Ok now lets get into some of the hands from this month:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189842 - vs Loose/Aggro Player. I guess I'm stupid for getting the money in behind? Like, everyone knows that it's totally gosu to call 3 bets out of position with 43 caz you flop 2 pairs all day baby.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189844 - Seem to have a knack for getting the money in behind. Weeee...

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189845 - Getting into 3 & 4 bet wars with 2+2ers is fun when you can't win coinflips.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189848 - First time I 4 bet Colombo218 and he snap calls this. Does he pwn me? Or is AJ too big of a hand for him to laydown?

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189850 - Nope. AJ is definitly way too big of a hand for Colombo218 to laydown.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189851 - Ding

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189852 - Set up of the century for me... And then I get re-smacked.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189854 - FoofChunk 3 betting light in position constantly, and double barreling so many pots. Zap

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189855 - SmutsHarry... Thanks.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189856 - Probably the worst beat I've taken all week. potodds is like one of my buddy listed fish. Gets away with total murder on this hand.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189857 - Another one of the fish on my list, CasinoRoyale makes it a habit to constantly call out of position with these hands.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/189858 - Stars trying to set me up, but can't keep me down! Woooot!

The Ugly

My PT Stats for this month on NL200:


And...


LOL <3 Laterz










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My 22nd Birthday
   JonnyCosMo, May 08

So I'm officially 22 yrs old today! Go me. Sorry I haven't been updating this blog as much as I use to. I've been kinda busy. Running like shit in poker. Fun stuff.

I'll leave you guys with this fun piece of media. Listen to DMX, Jay-Z and Snoop Dogg first then listen to this. It's pretty fuckin amazing:



Aries Spears is just so sick. So if you want to send a b-day present ---> ID: JonnyCosMo @ PokerStars I need all the lucky pennies I can get.


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My 22nd Birthday
   JonnyCosMo, May 08

So I'm officially 22 yrs old today! Go me. Sorry I haven't been updating this blog as much as I use to. I've been kinda busy. Running like shit in poker. Fun stuff.

I'll leave you guys with this fun piece of media. Listen to DMX, Jay-Z and Snoop Dogg first then listen to this. It's pretty fuckin amazing:



Aries Spears is just so sick. So if you want to send a b-day present ---> ID: JonnyCosMo @ PokerStars I need all the lucky pennies I can get.


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Congratulations Elky!
   Daut, May 07

Elky is the first supernova elite on stars. Not really a surprise because elky has more stamina when it comes to poker than Peter North on crystal meth, but still a sick sick accomplishment in just over 4 months, especially when he is traveling to WPT and EPT events.

Anyone who knows elky knows that his favorite place in the world is the Spearmint Rhino. I, along with many others, hope that one day elky can win the main event of the WSOP so he can buy the rhino and lead it to more glory than it has ever had.

What most people haven't realized is that elky has an odd resemblance with his friend the rhino.

If you dont believe me, check out the following photo shoot:















Only 2 more weeks till I'm in vegas. The rhino gang is waiting.


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Congratulations Elky!
   Daut, May 07

Elky is the first supernova elite on stars. Not really a surprise because elky has more stamina when it comes to poker than Peter North on crystal meth, but still a sick sick accomplishment in just over 4 months, especially when he is traveling to WPT and EPT events.

Anyone who knows elky knows that his favorite place in the world is the Spearmint Rhino. I, along with many others, hope that one day elky can win the main event of the WSOP so he can buy the rhino and lead it to more glory than it has ever had.

What most people haven't realized is that elky has an odd resemblance with his friend the rhino.

If you dont believe me, check out the following photo shoot:















Only 2 more weeks till I'm in vegas. The rhino gang is waiting.


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