ok i type what i had put before but then it got eleters
so tonight i go and see dnb outfit oncord dawn the gig was
pretty good but i dont like who i go with
so me and mate go to gig and we have good time we try to talk to ladies they dont like it so i talk to girls from our village they cool we havnt talked for such a long time we agree to watch ABs game together
we go home with these punjabs and im prettty sure im going to die at thtier house but i dont and i leave her there coz she likes punjab cock ( I MEAn WTF LOOOOOL enjoy 2inch)
anyay i get home and what do i see LOOOOOOOOOOOL!
the iraqi boys car have been FUCKING SHOT UP IN a dive BY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
i give 5 0 my details before crossing but its fucking crac up i hope theres fucking GANG WARFARE over this shit
i am friends with the guy who supposedly did this
i also keep it cool with the car owners since they keep to themselves
i hope i get this shit deeper i might go outside and try and find out what happened right now
So last night I was on the dinner break for the 1500 6max event. Right before play resumed I was walking around the hallway next to the pokerroom when i saw about 6-7 people standing around in a circle talking. I saw mrtimcaum, steve paul ambrose, and a couple other guys i recognized so i walked over and started talking to them.
When i got there, i noticed that one of the kids in the group started slowly inching away. I didnt reall think much of it at the time, but when he got about 3 feet away from the circle he turned in the other direction and started walking.
When he got about 5 feet away, shaun deeb turns to me and goes "Do you know who that was?" I say no, and he tells me it was fatalerror, the 25/50 shortstacker. I was pretty outspoken about how i thought the ratholing aspect of what the shortstackers do on 25/50 was unethical in a few threads on 2p2, and im sure fatalerror knew this. instead of introducing himself he hit and ran the group.
lol hit and runners.
once i get some pictures/videos from the other night i have a great story to tell. Ahhh_snap delivered the most incredible athletic performance ive ever seen in my life, and in order to convey how amazing what he accomplished was, i really need to get a hold of the pictures from the event.
So last night I was on the dinner break for the 1500 6max event. Right before play resumed I was walking around the hallway next to the pokerroom when i saw about 6-7 people standing around in a circle talking. I saw mrtimcaum, steve paul ambrose, and a couple other guys i recognized so i walked over and started talking to them.
When i got there, i noticed that one of the kids in the group started slowly inching away. I didnt reall think much of it at the time, but when he got about 3 feet away from the circle he turned in the other direction and started walking.
When he got about 5 feet away, shaun deeb turns to me and goes "Do you know who that was?" I say no, and he tells me it was fatalerror, the 25/50 shortstacker. I was pretty outspoken about how i thought the ratholing aspect of what the shortstackers do on 25/50 was unethical in a few threads on 2p2, and im sure fatalerror knew this. instead of introducing himself he hit and ran the group.
lol hit and runners.
once i get some pictures/videos from the other night i have a great story to tell. Ahhh_snap delivered the most incredible athletic performance ive ever seen in my life, and in order to convey how amazing what he accomplished was, i really need to get a hold of the pictures from the event.
Ok so I'm just going to start off by saying that NL400 is going well for me. I'm up $2600 in 4k hands this month. Ship that shit. On to the main part of my post, the Red Bull BC One B-Boying Competition 2006 DVD is going to be released soon and guess whos going to be 1st in line to get it! Yea that's right, ME bitches. The BC One 2006 was hosted in Brasil, so the music is a little funky, but the event was far more popular in 2006 than 2005 and only the top 4 dancers from 2005 got to return to the 2006 competition.
If your lost in translation, this will introduce you to the BC One:
Here is the 2006 DVD Preview where they introduce all the dancers and half short clips of each:
Obviously Hong 10 ripped shit up with some gosu ass moves and represented mother Korea well:
Ok so I'm just going to start off by saying that NL400 is going well for me. I'm up $2600 in 4k hands this month. Ship that shit. On to the main part of my post, the Red Bull BC One B-Boying Competition 2006 DVD is going to be released soon and guess whos going to be 1st in line to get it! Yea that's right, ME bitches. The BC One 2006 was hosted in Brasil, so the music is a little funky, but the event was far more popular in 2006 than 2005 and only the top 4 dancers from 2005 got to return to the 2006 competition.
If your lost in translation, this will introduce you to the BC One:
Here is the 2006 DVD Preview where they introduce all the dancers and half short clips of each:
Obviously Hong 10 ripped shit up with some gosu ass moves and represented mother Korea well:
So today's session was a little less than stellar. I've been running pretty well at NL400 for the most part and am up a couple thousand for the month, but today was my first losing day. After 1300 hands I was down $800ish which isn't bad at all considering it's only 2 buyins now. Ran into a lot of interesting hands, check em out:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/207400 - Seemed like a good time to semi-bluff. Apparently I was wrong. Opponent in this hand has been pretty aggressive for the most part, check-raising a lot of flops light so I figured he could only call this with a pretty strong hand.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/207403 - Opponent is playing 28/5/1 and seems like one of those stupid loose/passive fish that would check-call a pot size bet on this river w/ 1 pair. But he happens to shove... WTF? I think this is a fold.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/207409 - This was a pretty sick hand. Dofnsman43 reads through my turn bet pretty well and realizes I'm trying to pick up the pot since I know niether of the players in the hand have an ace. I suspect he's probably pretty weak but puts me on a bluff at the time so he will most likely hero call the river if I bet, so I'm totally done with this hand after the turn. River gives me a set. Bet pot, ship the $100 I lost in the previous hand!
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/207414 - Pretty sick line this guy takes. This was actually the 2nd time he's done this to me with this exact same line. You guys can't understand my curiousity on what hands he's doing this with. I think I'm going to call next time and find out
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/207417 - Meh, this hand was a pretty tough situation. I called mainly because I figured MrteddyKGB is 3 betting JJ+ preflop, so I can't be totally dominated in this hand. And there is a fair chance he has 99 or a sick combo draw like AQhh. I felt gross when I saw his hand... Run better plz =
So today's session was a little less than stellar. I've been running pretty well at NL400 for the most part and am up a couple thousand for the month, but today was my first losing day. After 1300 hands I was down $800ish which isn't bad at all considering it's only 2 buyins now. Ran into a lot of interesting hands, check em out:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/207400 - Seemed like a good time to semi-bluff. Apparently I was wrong. Opponent in this hand has been pretty aggressive for the most part, check-raising a lot of flops light so I figured he could only call this with a pretty strong hand.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/207403 - Opponent is playing 28/5/1 and seems like one of those stupid loose/passive fish that would check-call a pot size bet on this river w/ 1 pair. But he happens to shove... WTF? I think this is a fold.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/207409 - This was a pretty sick hand. Dofnsman43 reads through my turn bet pretty well and realizes I'm trying to pick up the pot since I know niether of the players in the hand have an ace. I suspect he's probably pretty weak but puts me on a bluff at the time so he will most likely hero call the river if I bet, so I'm totally done with this hand after the turn. River gives me a set. Bet pot, ship the $100 I lost in the previous hand!
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/207414 - Pretty sick line this guy takes. This was actually the 2nd time he's done this to me with this exact same line. You guys can't understand my curiousity on what hands he's doing this with. I think I'm going to call next time and find out
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/207417 - Meh, this hand was a pretty tough situation. I called mainly because I figured MrteddyKGB is 3 betting JJ+ preflop, so I can't be totally dominated in this hand. And there is a fair chance he has 99 or a sick combo draw like AQhh. I felt gross when I saw his hand... Run better plz =
I guess on a positive note I didn't really tilt at all (only tilt would be betting pot instead of my usual 75-80% of pot ==). And a hand with JJ where I got swamped by other tables and made a poor decision, + KK vs a nit but that wasn't so bad, most people don't lead with sets anyway.
Graph of hands since I moved back to PS from UB..
Taking a break until I PS approves the LP fish as my display pic. -.-
(or until later this evening, whichever)
Went back to NL400 today. I've been doing really well at 1/2 again and got my confidence back so I decided to have another go at it tonight. Loaded up 3 tables at first, then added a 4th about 30 mins into my session and really tried to focus on my play. My friend Pavel (pmilanov on PokerStars) railed most of my session and he gave me his input on his bizzare style. I got into a lot of funky spots because of it, but overall it worked out. Here are some of the hands from my session:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/206405 - My plan on the river was to check-fold. I swear. This player plays 3 bet pots very fast on the flop, so his flat call screamed uber strength. Dont ask me why I called, I stupidly changed my mind and decided not to go with the read. Curiousity killed the cat. And yes, I know open shoving the river is the standard play.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/206406 - Same player, yet difficult situations due to the fact we were so deep. I feel the majority of the time in this spot I have the best hand, but playing past this flop is difficult out of position.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/206407 - This was Pavel's bizzare idea to just flat preflop (my standard play is like 100% 3 bet). As played this hand got really interesting.
Went back to NL400 today. I've been doing really well at 1/2 again and got my confidence back so I decided to have another go at it tonight. Loaded up 3 tables at first, then added a 4th about 30 mins into my session and really tried to focus on my play. My friend Pavel (pmilanov on PokerStars) railed most of my session and he gave me his input on his bizzare style. I got into a lot of funky spots because of it, but overall it worked out. Here are some of the hands from my session:
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/206405 - My plan on the river was to check-fold. I swear. This player plays 3 bet pots very fast on the flop, so his flat call screamed uber strength. Dont ask me why I called, I stupidly changed my mind and decided not to go with the read. Curiousity killed the cat. And yes, I know open shoving the river is the standard play.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/206406 - Same player, yet difficult situations due to the fact we were so deep. I feel the majority of the time in this spot I have the best hand, but playing past this flop is difficult out of position.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/206407 - This was Pavel's bizzare idea to just flat preflop (my standard play is like 100% 3 bet). As played this hand got really interesting.
So me and a bunch of guys got 2 houses for the summer. if we combined the players in them, it's a really sick collection of players.
The first house is bushman, smokey, ozzy, zeejustin, roman, and the second house is xTBCx (100/200 200/400 limit player), beatiful man, genius28, martine23, reddog, ahhh snap, and me.
In the first event of the WSOP, 3 of the 5 of us who played it made the final 2 tables. martine23 got 12th, steve (xTBCx) got 11th, and smokey is a total hero and won the event.
im gonna go out on a huge limb but i think smokey is the best NL tournament player in the world, especially live. He just plays every hand to the best of his ability and nothing ever makes him lose focus. He's inspired me to play better and I have played extremely well since day 1 of mandalay bay main event when he was at my table.
anyway, everyone from the houses went out to the FT to rail it. When it got down to hu a few guys made some bets with FBT's crew on who would win. Hu starts and FBT had a slight chip lead. Thankfully for smokey, hu started out in NL.
First hand, Smokey raised the button and FBT reraised from the bb. Then the following transpires:
Basically smokey sits there thinking for 2-3 minutes before deciding to call preflop. The deliberate actions out of smokey are literally the scariest things in poker. Imagine sitting there for 2-3 minutes getting stared down by an unflinching extremely focused opponent and then he just calls PREFLOP.
No offense to greg, because he seemed to play really well at times, but smokeys presence at the table is really scary.
anyway, it was a pretty good hu match and bounced back and forth, and it seemed like smokey really had control of the NL portion of the hu match while the cards really controlled the limit part, whoever was running better at the time seemed to win, however, it did seem like greg had an edge on smokey during the limit periods. Fortunately he was able to win a few big pots during limit and come out on top.
its really great for the image of online players that everyone is doing so well lately. we're really taking over all the major tournaments, and have won the last few big ones, including mandalay and mirage.
im really happy for smokey and hope its a good start to the summer for all of us. here's a really cool picture taken after the win:
back row: nat arem, me, pbdrunks, brandon schaefar and a beautiful man (hiding in the back right)
middle row: roman (empire2000), ozzy, buko, zeejustin, ahhh snap
bottom row: bushman, smokey, martine
As for me, so far this summer im doing alright. have broken even online basically, which stinks, but ive done alright in tourneys so far. I cashed for 35k in the mandalay main event, which was pretty disappointing considering the steep payout structure, and i got 159th in the 1500 nl event for 4700 or so. im playing the 1k rebuy tomorrow and i am really pumped to play it.
i have a funny story which ill post next week i think, me and ahh snap got totally owned.
So me and a bunch of guys got 2 houses for the summer. if we combined the players in them, it's a really sick collection of players.
The first house is bushman, smokey, ozzy, zeejustin, roman, and the second house is xTBCx (100/200 200/400 limit player), beatiful man, genius28, martine23, reddog, ahhh snap, and me.
In the first event of the WSOP, 3 of the 5 of us who played it made the final 2 tables. martine23 got 12th, steve (xTBCx) got 11th, and smokey is a total hero and won the event.
im gonna go out on a huge limb but i think smokey is the best NL tournament player in the world, especially live. He just plays every hand to the best of his ability and nothing ever makes him lose focus. He's inspired me to play better and I have played extremely well since day 1 of mandalay bay main event when he was at my table.
anyway, everyone from the houses went out to the FT to rail it. When it got down to hu a few guys made some bets with FBT's crew on who would win. Hu starts and FBT had a slight chip lead. Thankfully for smokey, hu started out in NL.
First hand, Smokey raised the button and FBT reraised from the bb. Then the following transpires:
Basically smokey sits there thinking for 2-3 minutes before deciding to call preflop. The deliberate actions out of smokey are literally the scariest things in poker. Imagine sitting there for 2-3 minutes getting stared down by an unflinching extremely focused opponent and then he just calls PREFLOP.
No offense to greg, because he seemed to play really well at times, but smokeys presence at the table is really scary.
anyway, it was a pretty good hu match and bounced back and forth, and it seemed like smokey really had control of the NL portion of the hu match while the cards really controlled the limit part, whoever was running better at the time seemed to win, however, it did seem like greg had an edge on smokey during the limit periods. Fortunately he was able to win a few big pots during limit and come out on top.
its really great for the image of online players that everyone is doing so well lately. we're really taking over all the major tournaments, and have won the last few big ones, including mandalay and mirage.
im really happy for smokey and hope its a good start to the summer for all of us. here's a really cool picture taken after the win:
back row: nat arem, me, pbdrunks, brandon schaefar and a beautiful man (hiding in the back right)
middle row: roman (empire2000), ozzy, buko, zeejustin, ahhh snap
bottom row: bushman, smokey, martine
As for me, so far this summer im doing alright. have broken even online basically, which stinks, but ive done alright in tourneys so far. I cashed for 35k in the mandalay main event, which was pretty disappointing considering the steep payout structure, and i got 159th in the 1500 nl event for 4700 or so. im playing the 1k rebuy tomorrow and i am really pumped to play it.
i have a funny story which ill post next week i think, me and ahh snap got totally owned.
During current Hold'em session you were dealt 435 hands and saw flop:
- 27 out of 88 times while in big blind (30%)
- 7 out of 86 times while in small blind (8%)
- 14 out of 261 times in other positions (5%)
- a total of 48 out of 435 (11%)
Pots won at showdown - 8 of 8 (100%)
Pots won without showdown - 65
+150$
Probably going to play more later, but it felt good to get 'back in the saddle', ran very, veeeeerrrrrrry well and probably should have continued playing but meh, I prefer to play it safe and get back on track slowly.
This was probably a really bad fold tho, http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/205684
The guy seemed tight (he's actually 23/15 over 180 hands) and I decided I really wasn't in the mood to push here, I'm also really suspicious about people who timebank reallllly long then raise you.
Another good reason to stop playing, cause I probably should want to get it in here =)
During current Hold'em session you were dealt 11753 hands and saw flop:
- 1013 out of 2275 times while in big blind (44%)
- 361 out of 2288 times while in small blind (15%)
- 735 out of 7190 times in other positions (10%)
- a total of 2109 out of 11753 (17%)
Pots won at showdown - 278 of 474 (58%)
Pots won without showdown - 1320
-about 700$
GOOD GAME ME.
Will update with graph and hands --
Lol
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I feel retarded, should have quit when I was down 50 after my first 4k hand session.
Uh, yeah.. flushdraw+pair+gutshot vs higherflushdraw, apparently I should have 4bet the flop but I was too scared T_T http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/205136
QQ vs AK and J8, almost wanted to call cause I was reallllllllllly hard tilting with tinga, he alwaaaaaays made sets etc vs my hands -_- http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/205050
I also made a few REALLY BAD tilt 3bets/4bets and then had to fold to shoves (lol so bad) and a couple of - arguably - stupid calls vs a retarded station when I had TPTK.
Feeling somewhat inspired after seeing GGPlz's blog where he said he regretted the lack of hands played this month (70k) I decided to work on bettering my own numbers
+300$~ for the day, 4k hands I think : )
I'm gonna stay NL50 until I have 30+ buyins for NL100 I think, somehow 25 buyins (which I'm very close to) doesn't feel enough.
Very lazy may on account of UB being slow with withdrawals and SC2 being announced.