INTERACTIVE DRUNK BLOG! HELP LP!!!!!!!!by Svenman87, April 18
Welcome to Sven's Drunken Novel #1
Relax and enjoy your ride through my mind and my Effen Vodka.
Well I haven't made one of these in a while...
one sec need a shot.
dfkjsfd warm vodka
anyways, so that hot girl is like conflicted over her bf & me. Which is actually fine with me. I doubt I'll win the war, but I don't mind winnning some battles in the meantime.
And for all you haters, fuck off you wankers. I'll take a picture of us next time she comes over here or I go over there if you think this is some fake post which would make no sense why I would post pictures of some random chick I found pictures of on a Poker Website. It's not a sidebet or some fucking thing so stfu.
Next, I would like to say wtf we're going into a world government within the next 50 years, I'm predicting it now folks.
Okay now back on topic. This girl likes anal, she fucking orgasms off of it... However I have done anal with one girl and was absolutely repulsed by the fact that I'm putting my dick in the same hole where shit comes out of. Is it better with some girls than other? Or are we all in agreement that it's fucking weird.
one sec need a shot.
you'd think they'd get easier to take after a hwile. But fuck they're double shots and all I have to chase is one can of monster which I am trying to save so I just take like a little sip xD.
Anyways I feel like this is a pretty good turning point in the chicks I've had to the chicks I'll get.
From Strippers to models.
I like that transformation personally.
/needs another shot obv.
Remember when I said she was conflicted with her boyfriend and me? I am relatively posiitive she'l go back with him and call me on the side. I guess I feel slightly like a whore, but at the same time I feel nearly normal... aka emotionless and unable to feel upset or happy at the chance of getting or not getting this girl.
I also realize the fact that she is fucking me while she has a boyfriend, why would I want to be her boyfriend? All I can answer that with is the same reason I started this, there's something about her that makes me attracted to her. I live once and I don't want to blow it away for nut peddling a decent job and a safe life.
okay another shot before I end this. Actually two because I didn't tak eone the last time I said I was going to take a shot. one sec.
okay 1 more shot >_< almost done with this fucking bottle..Fuck!
EXTREMEEEEEEEEE
/coughs fuck >_<
she just text me and she wants to meet later on monday. I have officially 37 days before he rboyfriend returns. LP What Shall I do?
A.) Call it off dude she's bad news
B.) WTF You type to welll to be drunk, you're faking
C.) Why don't u use the fucking make a poll button you fuicking fuck
D.) Fuck her and post pictures
E.) Slow things down and try to make her your wife
(I went trhough the alphabet to see what went after E at this point)
G!!!!!! ) ENTER YOUR SUGGESTION!
apparently, he started playing poker only 3 years ago! i have a lot of self-evaluation to do, considering that's when i started dabbling in poker as well.
Roommate's brother was over. Guy basically runs like Jesus. Won some 9-man SNG playing any two all-in all day. I was jealous since I'm still running like death at 6-max so I asked him what was up. At some point in the conversation my roommate wanted to take the brother's car to another town so he could get to church tomorrow. I was playing 6-max at the time and spewing money like a Jew recently turned hedonist. To help assuage my frustration I naturally lashed out at my roommate's religiosity. I made fun of him for a while and as I began to run worse my comments veered heavily into the blasphemous.
At some point it was suggested that my lack of faith was a possible cause for my bad run. I sensed opportunity. I offered God a propbet: If my luck turned around and I ended up at neutral or better, before midnight, I would be at church on Sunday. As of 11:58 my BR was +$6.
God 1 - 0 me.
Ship a capital G and me at church. Well-played sir.
I went on such a crazy heater on the 15th, came up 5k with basically no effort in 1500 hands. So I knew something was about to happen, knew I was due. It's been pretty sick some of the stuff that's happened to me.... Let's recap...
Earlier today, I was overset for 200bb against a fish in a 3b pot on Q52dd when I had 55, he led for pot, I raised obv, he shoved and I called. Usually I'd be very sad but I wasn't at all for the reason that I knew there's nothing I can do about it and it will happen occasionally, so whatever, I took a break. I came back on to try my luck on pokerstars. Within my first 50 hands I was stacked 3 times. Once all in preflop AA vs JJ, spiked J on river. Once KK vs AQo all in on 245r flop, he spiked A on river. Then one where I turned trips on AQQ4r in 3bet pot against very loose 3bettor who bet turn and shoved river w/ 44. So I stop lossed.
Let's see what else, turned straight gets all in vs rivered boat. Turned gutshot gets checkraised, so I flat to induce on the river on very innocuous board of 823r-4c. River brings seemingly harmless 4d, villain shoves, I call to see the 34.
QQvAA, QQvKK, KKvAA. Flopped Q high diamond flush vs naked Ad, 2d hits the river.
Oh, and yesterday, Ashman sits in on one of my 2/4 HU tables, and I just couldn't click the sit out button fast enough, so I was dealt a hand. I had AA so I figured I should probably play it. I obv get stacked this hand when he c/r 986dd flop, I peeled instead of raised since I had Ad, turn is 2d, he bets so I shove and he snaps it off w/ KTdd, I brick river.
Whatever, I've been hitting some very lucky cards in the earlier part of the month. I already had one 4k downswing on the 2nd so I guess there's no reason I can't pull out of this one. Just a bit drunk and a lot frustrated.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/77d4f2abdeb43d57d230542380c1d1e8.jpg
not meeting my goal/quota so far because of new outside interests that keep me from grinding more and more as they grow
I have max of 1 week left before it's withdraw time again - thinking about maybe cashing in the 650 bonus to leave myself afterward
I can still make the bottom end of my goal if I bust my ass this week
I was just going over some hands and I decided to do a post about how things are going pokerwise.
I got in about 10k hands really fast at NL10 and did alright. I was fucking around a bit but still did well. I was getting so fucking bored of NL10 and one night I won a satellite to the big Sunday tournament on UB. I said fuck it and took the monies so I could get back to NL25 and tell NL10 to suck it.
Nl25 has been going very well so far but I find myself making a lot of terrible calls on the river the last few days and its really making things harder on me then they should be. Most of these hands are sets or big pairs and I just have trouble laying them down when I know that Im beat but I still make that stupid call just so I can see something I already know. I would be up WAY more this month if I could stop that shit. Im workin on it.
I was hoping to get in 40k hands by the end of the month which I think will be easily reachable still. I plan on putting in a ton of hands the next few weeks so I can have a healthy rakeback payment heading my way and possibly moe up to NL50. Im undecided what I want to do when it comes to moving up. Im pretty sure I can beat NL50 but Im just not sure if Im ready for it yet. Originally I was planning on moving up to NL25 after I get in 100k hands at NL25 and see how she goes or when I get my roll to $1500. I want to have a very comfy roll from now on because it can be stressful when you are considering a move down. I will for sure be very close to $1500 at the end of the month with rakeback but I think Im just going to cash out my rakeback earning so I have some extra money kicking around and just grind up to $1500 playing. Once I get to $1500 through strictly winnings then I will move up. Who knows tho Im still undecided becasue the money I can be making up at NL50 is nice.... hmmmm.
Alrigt so some hands here... fml lol.
LOSERS
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/674717
This is my worst hand of the month. Its vs a reg at my game and I should have known this deep that he is not re raising that big with anything other then the straight. I dont really know what I was thinking but I mean Im pretty sure all I was thinking was OMG I HIT A SET OMGOMG but really it was the worst card for me. This is an example of what I was talking about early about bad calls. I mean I do have the re draw for the boat but for the amount of money it was going to cost me to get there I think this was a fold on the turn sadly.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/674718
This one just sucks. I read the player to my right perfectly. I knew he was making this raise with top pair so I figured I was good and would isolate him to myself. To bad buddy flopped the straight.
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/674720
I really hated this one. It went down today and all I can remember was saying this guy has AK I should just fold. Sure enough...
Those hands are what are killing me lately. Half the time the initial read I make is dead on... I just cant talk myself out of it lately lol. But anyways its a pretty easy fix imo so after I make it I will crush :D
Going to roll a joint and go joint to roomies at a baunfire.
Heyyy first blog post, i think its gonna be pretty long so if you read it all well done but for those who cant be assed heres the general story in chronological order; Fuck poker, oh wait actually its cool, the end.
So recently i've kinda lost the thrill i used to get out of poker, by the 15th of this month i had played only 198 hands and i was just generally feeling extremely lethargic and that it might actually be a good idea to give up with poker and move on. I used to get this feeling a few times a while ago, and i solved it by moving up in stakes to get me excited about the prospect of winning or losing more money (LOL oh hi degeneracy.
Anyways i woke up this morning and in a last ditch attempt to salvage my poker "career" i looked through a ton of my hand histories. My god i never knew i was such a nit. No wonder i was getting bored with poker, just playing shitty passive poker waiting for setups to fall in my favour. I was soooo bad at extracting value, my post flop play was just terrible and i think this is why my showdown winnings were falling so terribly. The small ego that i had about my poker skills was gone completely as i had no idea why it took me so long to realise i was playing so bad.
With this in mind i loaded up 4 NL50 tables (2 to start with probably wouldve been better so that i could get used to my new style and how people would play back at me) and decided to loosen up far far more, pump up the aggression and really just think far more than i had been before. I also took a lot more notes than i have done in the past and it just worked wonders for my game and also my state of mind towards the game too.
Things started off pretty bad when a 82/0 fish stacked me twice, AK<22 and KQ
Anyway you should get by know the jist of what im trying to say; "yay im no longer a nit and i find poker fun and exciting again". I only actually played quite a small session handwise but tables were dying and i was happy to end the session +2BI after an hour and a halfs play with my new style.
I dont know how I have done it but I havnt played a single hand of poker this month . Just became finished with a big essay in school so now thats off my back. Guess I will probably resume my gaming this weekend, probably tomorrow since its partytime tonight! Must get into pokermode soon if I want to go to Vegas this summer!
today i have said to yourself "I kno im beat here... but I call anyways becasue I have a good hand"
STOP THIS!
fuck sakes i feel like a tool when i make these retarted spewy calls. cant laydown big hands lately and its really afecting my winrate. its also getting me stuck like 3 buyins everyday and im always working myself out of a hole which is not fun.
Ok so my reads on villan was that he was pretty decent, protected his hand alittle to much/big and that he def was capable of folding big hands. Played with him for over an hour and i never had done anything crazy or to bluffy (in his mind i would think)
He had been doing this minraises all the time since it become 4 handed.. Wich is kinda strange since we are all 200bb deep..
Anyways
So I decided on this river turn my AK TP into a bluff cuz his betsizing on both turn/river looked alot like AT/AQ or some other random 2pair combination. Maybe TT or 22 that i def would think that he would fold those kind of hands to my riverbluff.
RIVER $ 112
check,
TSX bets $56.25
longple1 raises to $143
TSX calls $87
longple1 shows
TSX mucks his hand
longple1 wins $389
handhistory is little fucked up but w/e
Really wish i could see what he had, he left a couple of secounds later so.. (cant see in HH what the other players muck) but i guess he (kinda?) soulread me and called with AJ?
So yeah. Anyone want to coach me for free at NL25? I'm beating the limits but I still think I might have a few leaks. Anyone feel like coachin' me for free?
Yo?
Coachingsed?
Don't really need it at NL25 but always fun to talk pokers?
Yes??????
i am on skype right now. logged in as sliggdogg and im playing 4tables nl25 on ftp. skype me and coach me. niggas.
This dude takes youtube to another level. He splices 10s of vids together, makes beats/lyrics and creates a song with added visual from those originals. All amateur. Mixtube.
So like most people I've talked to on this forum, I loved season 1 of heroes. Totally awesome. Season 2 was ok, but not great. It was starting to get a bit annoying with the quickly expanding cast and lack of consistency in the characters actions - one episode they were good, the next they were evil. Then season 3 premiered and I made sure to watch but after 3 episodes I gave up because things had just gotten ridiculous.
That's the point I was at for the last few months. Earlier this week I got really bored so I decided to suffer through some more heroes episodes and see if it got any better. At first it really didn't and was still bad, but at least I could watch back to back episodes instead of waiting a week so the few strands of interesting story could be pursued immediately. They eventually straightened sylar out and got him back to evil, got rid of peters dad who was way too damn powerful, and gave peter some power back, and with that my interest in the show started rebuilding.
I went online to read up on the show a bit cause I was having trouble keeping all the characters straight (they added way too many during season 2-3). I found some info about how the ratings had crashed in season 3 and they'd fired some writers and brought in a guy who'd worked on season 1, and that starting with episode 20 he would be writing again and trying to refocus on a character driven show rather than a "how many twists and new abilities can we pack into 1 episode?" driven one. So I was pretty excited to see whether the new writer would make a difference, and so far it seems like he has. Episodes 20-23 have definitely been the best of this season and it's starting to feel like heroes of season 1 again.
Sadly I am now all caught up so I'm back to waiting week to week. Odam. Guess that means it's time to watch season 4 of rescue me which I missed.
Even though I am still at the micro stakes, I will be switching up from 6max to full-ring. Ive come to realization that I can better take advantage of Fish players when I have more control over position, and that I can better "manipulate" what happens post flop when I can set better reads. Overall, this is an easy and good decision.
In terms of my own schooling situation, I will have approximately two to three years left, and maybe more. I hope that I can transfer into a near by art school and be able to complete my degree doing Illustration. My Ultimate dream job is to be able to sit there and Draw; ALL DAY.
You will never see me behind a computer doing anything else, but playing Poker.
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but for those who cant be assed heres the general story in chronological order; Fuck poker, oh wait actually its cool, the end.
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