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OK so I ordered several items from the FTP store and I recieved all of them within about 10 days, except one....my vintage thermal shirt. So I email FTP a few days later and say "yo, wtf" and this was the email convo that ensued.

____________________________________

From: FTP
To: Me, ldo

Hello,

Thank you for your email. The vintage thermal shirt you ordered is
currently being prepared for shipping. Let us know if we may be of further
assistance.


Thank you,
Patty
Full Tilt Store
____________________________________

From: Me
To: Patty

Dear Patty,

LIAR!! Its been 17 days Patty, no shirt. Are you hand delivering this shit on horseback? Did the carrier pigeon carrying my shit get distracted by a pile of french fries? Winter is almost over in NYC Patty, and I RARELY wear vintage thermals to the beach. Add this fiasco to the cashout doomswitch you have slapped upon mah face and you get this:


http://www.tiosolid.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fuuuu.jpg

I know what you are thinking Patty, that is just a drawing. You are correct. This is an actual photo of me yesterday though.

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb176/fozzy71/Avatars/fuuuu2k-FS1a.gif

Also, if you ever want to see this man again. You will send the shirt!

http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/charliebrown.png

P.S.

Hey Patty

http://memegenerator.net/Instances/76...-MAYBE-YOU-WOULD-LIKE-TO-FUUUU---.jpg


Yours Truly,

Snoopy


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http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/b449846d71e8bf0a584fd82ef97fbcfb.jpg

its not fucking enough that i go in a 7k$ downswing while 24 tabling

i start 6 tabling for 3 days and this happends, 24 of 25 all ins before river lost with 40% or more

seems like i only win when i play rivers postflop, but putting it in on flop w pair/gutter + FD or AA pre nonono that dosnt work

fuck this shit

though

just took down a nice flopped flush vs a set while i started writing this, so combobreaker

maybe its turning around now

ship it

all 100nl


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i mean like, i lost a tenner (£10) out my wallet somehow and it really annoyed me, like, wayyyy more than having a -$500 day on poker or whatever.

i know the moneys real,i cash it out and spend it, but somehow it doesnt feel "real", i guess mayb this is a good thing cos it means im not focused on the value of the money and just rather think of it as "chips" if that makes sense

random thought but whatever, havnt played much poker at all but im starting it all back up again in the next couple days so hopefully run good 1 timeeeeeeeeee


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http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/fc831.the combacker.gif

Come-back session. Just to keep everyone updated.


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Is so fishy when it comes to staking.


That is all.


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Stupidest fold I have ever made in my life

Submitted by : OpWestAcct

Full Tilt Poker Game #18580345909: Table Supercharger (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:58:04 ET - 2010/02/18
Seat 1: thetree67 ($54.35)
Seat 2: ssagajii ($52.10)
Seat 3: the_zil ($51.85)
Seat 4: goldshort ($39.10)
Seat 5: Hero ($67.15)
Seat 6: Homer1904 ($51.05)
Hero posts the small blind of $0.25
Homer1904 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #4

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
thetree67 has 8 seconds left to act
thetree67 folds
ssagajii raises to $1
the_zil calls $1
goldshort folds
Hero has 15 seconds left to act
Hero raises to $5
Homer1904 folds
ssagajii calls $4
the_zil calls $4

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $15.50)

   
Hero checks
ssagajii has 15 seconds left to act
ssagajii bets $12
the_zil raises to $46.85, and is all in
Hero has 15 seconds left to act
Hero has requested TIME
Hero folds
ssagajii calls $34.85
the_zil shows
ssagajii shows

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $109.20)

   

River (Pot : $109.20)

   
the_zil shows a pair of Sevens
ssagajii shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
ssagajii wins the pot ($106.20) with two pair, Kings and Sevens

Summary
Total pot $109.20 | Rake $3
Board:
Seat 1: thetree67 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: ssagajii showed and won ($106.20) with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 3: the_zil showed and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 4: goldshort (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Hero (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Homer1904 (big blind) folded before the Flop

Full Tilt Poker Game #18587408724: Table Supercharger (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:04:31 ET - 2010/02/19
Seat 1: Hero ($59.30)
Seat 2: solin22 ($48.75)
Seat 3: JamesCagney33 ($17.60)
Seat 4: sikkim78 ($18.75)
Seat 5: fuoliver ($51)
Seat 6: Full_Tealc ($69)
JamesCagney33 posts the small blind of $0.25
sikkim78 posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #2

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
fuoliver folds
Full_Tealc folds
Hero raises to $2
solin22 has 15 seconds left to act
solin22 calls $2
JamesCagney33 calls $1.75
sikkim78 folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $6.50)

   
JamesCagney33 checks
Hero checks
solin22 has 15 seconds left to act
solin22 bets $5
JamesCagney33 has 15 seconds left to act
JamesCagney33 folds
Hero has 15 seconds left to act
Hero calls $5

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $16.50)

   
Hero checks
solin22 bets $12
Hero has 15 seconds left to act
Hero calls $12

River (Pot : $40.50)

   
Hero checks
solin22 bets $29.75, and is all in
Hero calls $29.75

Showdown
solin22 shows a full house, Tens full of Sixes
Hero shows four of a kind, Fours
Hero wins the pot ($97) with four of a kind, Fours

Summary
Total pot $100 | Rake $3
Board:
Seat 1: Hero showed and won ($97) with four of a kind, Fours
Seat 2: solin22 (button) showed and lost with a full house, Tens full of Sixes
Seat 3: JamesCagney33 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: sikkim78 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: fuoliver didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Full_Tealc didn't bet (folded)

TBH I'm not very experienced in tournaments and I might simply be terrible at them. I have been beating nl100 cash for a long time though.

Looking to sell 50%, so when I get 1st I will still win a bunch of money !

also damn it I hate when this happens
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Can anyone help me xfer like 1.2k to stars, my FTP. Whole or part is fine.


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Selling 50% of my action on this sundays 4M$ Sunday Million!

10% sold to Player999

40% up for grabs / 10% = 21.50$

And GL to all who will be in!

regards.


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Grinding countless hours again, feel like a retard after every session, run bad, spew too much.

I think they hid the fold button on my screen. I can't seem to hit it when I should.

Don't make a dime, lose more constantly, every big hand is cracked.

Still overthinking spots at limits where I should play ABC.

I love this game.

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Submitted by :

TheRelapse@FTP

Playing less tournies this sunday but I should have a bigger edge in the ones I play. Heres the list, looking to sell around 50%.

13:00 22.5K Guaranteed $75
14:00 FTOPS Event #25 $256
15:00 150K Guaranteed $163
18:00 FTOPS Main Event $535
19:00 Sunday Mulligan $216
20:00 75K Guaranteed $163

Total: $1408 = $1400

1% = $14
5% = $70
10% = $140

http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo228/m3gaedke/opr-3.jpg


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http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/c7013dfc5f2d24699c0a4cba8c762de1.png

No graphs because I only have small stakes HEM lolololol

Had 4987 yesterday but it's rakeback today!

Thank you for being with me every step of the way, LP. As a part of my payback to the community, I'm doing some commentary on user-submitted videos at NL25 or NL50. If you want to be a part of them, drop me a PM and I'll get back to you. I have positive feedback so far on my videos. These may have to be postponed for a while though, school just got really bullshit.

BUT I HAVE FIVE FUCKING THOUSAND DOLLARS SO I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLDDDDDDD xD

Submitted by : mikeymoo

Full Tilt Poker Game #18557750094: Table Adrenaline - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:01:05 ET - 2010/02/18
Seat 1: ScepterMan ($93.70)
Seat 2: ETX ($118.15)
Seat 3: Hero ($235.10)
Seat 4: justincred ($414.10)
Seat 5: Wrozka ($176.45)
Seat 6: Vet10_19 ($109.70)
Seat 7: herham ($100.50)
Seat 8: gsliv2008 ($59.10)
Seat 9: SmileyLSU ($210.10)
herham posts the small blind of $0.50
gsliv2008 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #6

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
SmileyLSU folds
ScepterMan folds
ETX folds
Hero raises to $3.50
justincred folds
Wrozka calls $3.50
Vet10_19 folds
herham calls $3
gsliv2008 calls $2.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $14.00)

   
herham checks
gsliv2008 checks
Hero bets $9
Wrozka calls $9
herham folds
gsliv2008 folds

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $32.00)

   
Hero bets $22
Wrozka calls $22

River (Pot : $76.00)

   
Hero has 15 seconds left to act
Hero bets $52
Wrozka has 15 seconds left to act
Wrozka raises to $104
Hero raises to $200.60, and is all in
Wrozka has 15 seconds left to act
Wrozka calls $37.95, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $58.65 returned to Hero

Showdown
Hero shows a flush, Ace high
Wrozka mucks
Hero wins the pot ($356.90) with a flush, Ace high

Summary
Total pot $359.90 | Rake $3
Board:
Seat 1: ScepterMan didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: ETX didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Hero showed and won ($356.90) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: justincred didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Wrozka mucked - a pair of Eights
Seat 6: Vet10_19 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: herham (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: gsliv2008 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: SmileyLSU didn't bet (folded)

Only $19 pm me please


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See this blog post: http://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=846352

He's in the top 24 EPIC EPIC EPIC

http://www.americanidol.com/contestants/season_9/john_park/

That's all. If you watch the show, vote for him please!


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http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/cf7ba.weirdday.jpg

A little under 3 hours of 4 tabling, I couldn't take the swings anymore. It's not like I had huge swings, but it such a short period it was fucking with my head. Much love to tom for straightening me out though <3


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Offering $117.53 on UB for $110 on Stars


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From todays session lol, one thing about low stakes, its never boring.


Submitted by : YouGoTGoT

PokerStars Game #39971530849: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/02/18 20:23:19 ET
Table Urda III 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: dsbm7 ($43.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($50 in chips)
Seat 3: Loder89 ($50.75 in chips)
Seat 4: rockstar821 ($55.20 in chips)
Seat 5: royalnajim ($63.25 in chips)
Seat 6: DarthTiger ($10 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $0.25
Loder89: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
rockstar821: folds
royalnajim: raises $0.50 to $1
DarthTiger: folds
dsbm7: calls $1
Hero: calls $0.75
Loder89: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.50)

   
Hero: checks
royalnajim: bets $2
dsbm7: folds
Hero: raises $4 to $6
royalnajim: calls $4

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $15.50)

   
Hero: bets $5
royalnajim: raises $51.25 to $56.25 and is all-in
Hero: calls $38 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($13.25) returned to royalnajim

River (Pot : $101.50)

   
royalnajim said, &quot;men&quot;

Showdown
Hero: shows (four of a kind, Tens)
royalnajim: shows (a full house, Tens full of Deuces)
Hero collected $98.50 from pot
royalnajim said, &quot;omg&quot;

Summary
Total pot $101.50 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: dsbm7 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Hero (small blind) showed and won ($98.50) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: Loder89 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: rockstar821 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: royalnajim showed and lost with a full house, Tens full of Deuces
Seat 6: DarthTiger folded before Flop (didnt bet)

PokerStars Game #39975597272: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/02/18 22:20:28 ET
Table Sextans II 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: ChzSteakEatr ($19.10 in chips)
Seat 3: Gems ($52.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($73.90 in chips)
Seat 5: VAILHOFF ($56.20 in chips)
Seat 6: b13913 ($57.80 in chips)
haroldmk will be allowed to play after the button
ChzSteakEatr: posts small blind $0.25
Gems: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Hero: raises $1 to $1.50
VAILHOFF: folds
b13913: folds
ChzSteakEatr: folds
Gems: calls $1

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.25)

   
Gems: checks
Hero: bets $2
Gems: calls $2

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $7.25)

   
Gems: checks
Hero: bets $4
Gems: calls $4

River (Pot : $15.25)

   
Gems: checks
Hero: bets $8.50
Gems: raises $8.50 to $17
Hero said, &quot;lol&quot;
Hero: calls $8.50

Showdown
Gems: shows (four of a kind, Aces)
Hero: mucks hand
Gems collected $47.25 from pot

Summary
Total pot $49.25 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 2: ChzSteakEatr (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Gems (big blind) showed and won ($47.25) with four of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: Hero mucked
Seat 5: VAILHOFF folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: b13913 (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)

switzerland takes it to OT, costing the cowardly canadian a point.

pretty unreal how tilted and lost the canadians are. they are doing chippy things all over the ice. reminds me of the spoiled fat brat who isn't getting his chocolate cake. swiss are just killing them with class and workin them as best they can on the ice.

truly entertaining.

also, on an unrelated note. canadians also do dominate online poker as far as im concerned. many of the best regs at all stakes seem to be canadian (kind of interestin in and of itself if you ask me, given their overall small population).

the games get noticeably better while these games are on (imo) and are softer in general i presume due to many regs watching the olympics. sucks i'm leaving this weekend for them, ill probably miss out on some pretty good games.


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THis is the email i got

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