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fucking aye...

Round 1 def goes to the gilf - she's a bartender at a local bar I go to. I got her number about 4 months or so ago, been trying to work my way in once in a while but to no avail, this cunt seems closed up for shop anyone near my age (I told her I was 24)

She's 46 and a fucking gilf, plays in a band + fucking taunts the fuck about not being able to get with her calling me cute etc (I guarantee she loves that fucking shit... Which make me even more pissed, because I know I fell right into her fucking hand yet I can't NOT try to fuck her because she's totally fuckable

Didn't really care until fucking now - haven't been laid in about 2 weeks and this fuck would totally set me up on the right track for summer.


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ANTICLIMACTIC END

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/82b83.roflsession.png

LOL TIME TO SLEEP


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well i'm sure you guys are tired of my whine posts and bad beats, so i'm just gonna hang the gloves. i spent too much time and effort into poker and never got anything out of it except for being stressed out all the time. the emotional swings are too much for me.

i already cashed out the last of my roll. goodbye lp, it was a pleasure.

i'll still lurk around and probably post in the rofl thread but that's about it.


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god ive been waiting for this heater for sooo long now

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/c8f61e4e9327f4e8064551be3eba08fa.jpg

all 100nl, all € havent had a good day like this in soooooooooooooooooo long


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Just a statistical update:

SNG 18 man record 6.50 Pokerstars

6 -> one 3rd place … - 17.40$
6-> one 1st place …..+ 4.20$
6-> one 1st one 2nd . . + 36.60$
8 -> all busted …… - 52$
6 -> 1st 2nd 3rd …. + 58,2$
6 -> 1st two 4th …. + 25,80 $
6-> 3rd - 17.40
6-> two 4th -17.40
6 -> 1st + 4.20
6-> one 4th one 3rd - 6.60$
8 -> one 1st one 4th + 2$
8 -> one 1st one 2nd one 3rd + 45,2 $
8 -> one 1st ...... - 8.80
8 -> one 2nd one 3rd one 4th + 12.80
8 -> one 1st one 3rd + 12.80
---------------------------------------------------------

Summary

102 SNgs -> nine 1st // four 2nd // eight 3rd // six 4th
75 x busted before money


Net profits
= + 82.20 $


ROI = + 12%

Results are semi okay considering how rigged Stars is..
I win my Dominating hands like ~ 35% of the time only T_T

just a few from today

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/815641
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/815640
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/815605
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/815560
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/815564
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/815568
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/815572
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/815573
http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/815583

and a very nice one from yesterday

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/814982

Overall thouse tourneys are ridiculously soft.
90% of the players do exactly the wrong stuff.

The try to gamble it up with ridiculous pf all ins like QTs J8s for stacks with low blinds in order to get like a 8K chip stack and then semi sitout unless they get JJ-AA AQ+
...

still its hard to turn decent profit on pokerstars when u lose so often ever and ever again getting it in being ahead

GL ALl

especially to Night2o1
My situation isnt too different from yours ...
thats why i try to make a switch to SNGs.
I was either go broke playing NL cashgame running like dipshit forever or to try something new


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Hey there fellow LPers,

Due to unforeseen financial obligations, I have been forced to seek a stake. My computer broke down, my car likewise. Both in the last week. I have been playing ST 6M SNG's on FTP for a while, and have been doing pretty well. I am very confident I can beat these at a good clip.

I'd like to be staked for a month or two and am open to offers regarding percentages and such. Please PM me if you're interested. Thank you.

Recent Results:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/7aaa7.screen-capture.png


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Took it down, did as some of the replies told me to and asked Baluga.
Hope I didn't offend anyone, made it with good intentions <3


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NAPT Mohegan Sun main event starts tomorrow. I won a satty and i'm startin the drive over there from Philadelphia in a couple hours. Any LPers gonna be there? If we've got some people around maybe we can all meet up.


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Selling Sc2 Account on US Server. Already qualified to platinum league, ID: LaunchComet
Selling this to help out a friend, PM with offers.


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I cant help but laugh at this shit......its like or he needs a 3 outter sure why let him hit runner runner or his 3 outs in the deck......basically just a lil rant but i honestly cant help but laugh at this. ppl play so bad and im running so horrible
but it'll come around
gl everyone


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std upswing 20-25BI over 6k~ hands. Timing tells are awesome if you believe in them. Will post graphs when i bother to upgrade my pt3 from microstakes edition.


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If anyone is from the Mid-Atlantic area and wants to go to Borgata from May 4th-6th, let me know. 2+2 is having a 'party' with reduced hotel rates, free breakfast and lunch buffets, prize drawings, and a tournament. Unfortunately, Mason Malmuth is a hardass so everything is techinically public.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/27/brick-mortar/forum-party-borgata-742895/

I've been playing a little poker on Bodog recently, PLO 25 and 50 as well as 10 dollar sngs. It's been ok but I've cashed out to finish up the school year. I'll be graduating in May from the University of Michigan, culminating in a speech from President Obama. From there, I'll be grinding in AC for a couple week before heading to Taiwan(anyone there?) from May 13th to 31st. Then I plan on going to Las Vegas sometime in the month and a half before full-time work begins in Central Jersey. I plan on grinding the tournaments and 1/2 and 2/5 on weekends as I settle into full time work, unless I quickly meet new people. Anyway, I have class in 4.5 hours so GL all in poker and life.


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This was the first hand I stacked off in on PLO and won!

Submitted by : SugoGosu

PokerStars Game #42257642134: Omaha Pot Limit ($0.01/$0.02 USD) - 2010/04/06 1:55:44 ET
Table Caph II 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: COUPELOVE ($4.33 in chips)
Seat 3: legalizacion ($2.04 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($5.04 in chips)
yoramblit will be allowed to play after the button
legalizacion: posts small blind $0.01
Hero: posts big blind $0.02

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
onlwin joins the table at seat #6
COUPELOVE: calls $0.02
legalizacion: calls $0.01
Hero: checks

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $0.06)

   
legalizacion: checks
Hero: bets $0.06
COUPELOVE: raises $0.18 to $0.24
legalizacion: folds
Hero: raises $0.54 to $0.78
COUPELOVE: raises $1.62 to $2.40
Hero: raises $2.62 to $5.02 and is all-in
COUPELOVE: calls $1.91 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.71) returned to Hero

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $8.68)

   

River (Pot : $8.68)

   

Showdown
Hero: shows (a straight, Deuce to Six)
COUPELOVE: shows (a straight, Ace to Five)
Hero collected $8.28 from pot

Summary
Total pot $8.68 | Rake $0.40
Board  
Seat 1: COUPELOVE (button) showed and lost with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 3: legalizacion (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: Hero (big blind) showed and won ($8.28) with a straight, Deuce to Six

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/9417c.god does not exist.png

http://www.liquidpoker.net/user_pictures/0d7d40a1cb304320ed5aa1b98406c91f.png

swear man..this is fucking bullshit. everytime i move up to nl25 i run like shit. i know all my poker related posts are whine posts, but when i'm running 5-6 BIs below ev every time i try to take a shot, it's fucking retarded and ridiculous.

down 13 BIs at nl25 this year so far over 14k hands

staying at nl10 until i move up to nl1k.


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Dont do it.


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cannot withdraw thru bankwire for ftp so now im stuck with a 7300 bankroll on stars (cant believe rakeback/fpps made my br grow LOL)
now i have to make a decision to stick with stars and its constant hate for filipino players. i will 24 table once again but this time play my old game 2 years ago with a lot of new things ive learned in 3bet/4bet pots and postflop spots ive learned from my coach (who now works and cant coach anymore coz he's too busy) i really felt i kinda improved somewhat so the last and biggest leak of mine is my fear of variance and results oriented nature. 3 years and i still think of it the same way (the wrong way obv).

tbh id be happy just to breakeven at 100nl and collect rakeback monies and be rich like dannyohboy,wojtaspolak and hugadas lol
its sick coz i used to compare myself with guys i played with 2 yeasrs who are big winners at 200nl now haha

my situation now is this:

7300br - but need some withdrawals montlhly like 500 perhaps (can be covered by fpps easy)

50nl like .6 winrate over 300k hands
100nl -3600 over 600k hands
25nl close to 2ptbb over 100kplus hands

i dunno what to do anymore and what to learn next but here's a couple:
- postflop with marginal midpair/ weak redraw type hands played aggressively against the right type of opponents si something i should try to implement from time to time esp at 100nl.
- note taking other regs who have very consistent patterns which i can also try and exploit

all in all i think ill just fucking 24 table and grind 1 zillion hands and sip iced tea in boracay when the years over lol
too tired to worry about shit i cant fix



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Start of session:

Minute 1
+ Show Spoiler +

Minute 2
+ Show Spoiler +

+ Show Spoiler +

Minute 3
+ Show Spoiler +

Played under 90 hands and lost almost 4 bi. Will play again tomorrow.


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So I'll be in Vegas this Thursday-Monday. If any LPers are randomly degening it at the rhino or anything PM a ninja. I'm pretty nice in person :D

Also where is a good place to watch UFC ppvs? I'm not sure if I can order it in my hotel and I don't really want to watch it at the station casinos. Any decent bars where they show it would be awesome.

Also I know lots of people here like to train. If any ones out there training at a cool place that I can come roll at for a day or two lemme know so I can bring my GI.


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