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Alotta hu. All from $400 I got using fpps on satts. I'd cashed out my whole roll. All 2/4 and 3/6
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hi boyz or gurlz
everyone loves hypernoiz;P

finally i ended palying omaha. i was the biggest donator at plo 10 but the biggest loser at plo 20 whcih destroyed all my winnings .

lately i got my job starting on thuesday for 10€/h 2 days a week à 4 hours and get close to 400€/month so i cashed out last time from my bankroll for the time i get my first money from there.

iam at 550 at the moment and look forward to come back at nl 50 up to the end of the month. but omaha was sick i would be at like 800 without plo or so haha BEAT.

i started with mtt sng which is very easy money i think(30man 5$ sng).

go to reallife i started biking coz the tickets for the tram is to expensive and i think its just more ballah to drive with a bike to partys n stuff.
and its good for my buddy hopefully :/

ok thats all

iam good at basketball

i want to add a funny talk on my table

remmah33:you are such a calling station
remmah33:no skill
remmah33:go back to basketball
(coz my location is "iam good at basketball")

his stats:
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9812/fishol8.jpg
http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9812/fishol8.26a5b826be.jpg

and yes iam up against him like 50 buckz

bye bye sir commentAlot


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Beat => GF back from Zagreb now I'll have to listen to hear ramblings again,but the upside is at least I ll get laid.

Beat #2 => Got a fever,upside is I can play a shitload of poker :D!

Overall considering poker I guess its going good since my HU maniacal preformance (losing like 250$ in a hour) and my BR was like 400$ at that time I got left 177$ on Noiq and 3$ on Stars...So! Friend borrowed some cash (<3 ya Aapje) and I managed to grind some stuff up playing NL2/NL5.

When I get a BR of 500$ I'll give NL10 a shot,But I guess I'll need like 1-2 more weeks to scrape up 500$ depth repay included...

Some Stats so you guys have a clue how im running...

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/1449/statsamentsoa1.png

And heres my pic idk why...Just felt like posting it...1 year old tho.

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/7863/deniwu7.jpg

With looks like that you know I can't run bad

P.S. Happy B-day to Midian,and GL to Dreame!Hope you will suceed in all your plans.


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Yesterday session was loooooooong very looong i play all night and finished at 10:00 morning (sick omg),but it was again very up swing session with many interesting hands.I have only 3

Here:

http://pokergamers.cz/view_topic.php?id=14756 incredibile!omg!sick! 2 outer omg fag !

http://pokergamers.cz/view_topic.php?id=14759 nice call by me

http://pokergamers.cz/view_topic.php?id=14761 one of many setups....

http://pokergamers.cz/view_topic.php?id=14760 Mega ROFL :D:D:D:D:D

Pic from one table: (owned)

http://campclan.wz.cz/shipit.JPG

Session Graphpwned)

http://campclan.wz.cz/graf.jpg

I also played a funny tournament:1$ rebuys NLHE with 52 players.I started play maniac style and i triple + up very fast.I had made 2 rebuys +addon.I finished runner up and won awesome 25 $ :D

http://campclan.wz.cz/runner.JPG

Sry for mistakes and....

...cya!


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post-benoit rage i quit my job.

i managed 2 full days.

turns out im a lazy workshy nigger.

its 2:30am and i just went to the shop to get a pie and some cheezels and chocolate, didnt get stabbed by the homeless man i saw, or the guy whos fuckin with the bins outside my house. i dunno what hes doing, looks like something official but bin day isnt till wednesday - so whatever.

i think the american chick just wanted some company coz fuck all happened even though im fuckin irresistable. she got a call from one of the douche baggers who was clearly after some chubby lovin. whatever, she didnt go to his party.

made up with my flatmate over the crockery scandal. shes happy, she said we should just be friends, but then i ate her pie and a little bit of her rusty sheriffs badge. Then she had a phone call, so i happy ending'd myself, then she came back just after i finished (which was a huge beat really)

I also put my penis so close to her mouth it made her cry a little - so thats like official sexual assault. it was still pretty funny - i did make it up to her though so court is off.

my room is contracting aids and badly needs a clean

that is all, cheezels incoming.


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will start nl50 tomorrow while the weekend fish are still around


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good stuff so far

and my pt @ 100NL so far

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e167/Norwegian87/9807100.jpg

obv i have to block out my horrible stats cuz they are just that.
horrible

THIS IS 100NL AND MY THOUGHT PROCESS

STEP ONE

ME PONDERING HIS RANGE
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e167/Norwegian87/Picture7.jpg

AND 1 OF 2 THINGS HAPPEN

A.)http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e167/Norwegian87/Picture8.jpg

SHIP THAT SHIT

OR

B.) http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e167/Norwegian87/Picture5.jpg

WTF FUCKING SUCKOUT PIECE OF SHIT ILL RIP UR THROAT OUT.

i try to repeat A.) as much as possible



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Fuck you all. + fuck emo music. i guess im gonan listne to a lot nirvana emo musci tomrrow

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/6462/20070907296gf2.jpg

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Entry/bathroom

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Kitchen view from the living room

http://ircing.org/~kimo/pict/kamp/RIMG0014.JPG
Living room

http://ircing.org/~kimo/pict/kamp/RIMG0017.JPG
Bed room


Its all a mess, I dont even have a chair but Im getting stuff done..
All the black and white furnitures I did myself and also that gecko on the wall and that black head on the shell

Edit: the picts are quite big so you can click on them to load


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Only played 19.6 hours. All 100nl. Ran super doo-doo bad in All-In Preflop sichiationz.

BW

Edit: Oh yeah. UofL was an embarrasment last night.


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what does my pokerEV graph mean?

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/8308/pokerevtu9.jpg


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i went to leave the house and i was still a little drnk but had no plans to stay around. She was all bitching at me coz her door has a huge fuck off dent in it from a glass i threw directly at it.

I told her to get the fuck off my car and she pissed and moaned, then drove away in a sea of rage.

so its 5:30am, im due to start work in 3 hours, but im going to phone in and quit coz i dont want to work a fuckin job.

Went to the casino and finished +$220 (OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE BLACKJACK IS FREE FUCKING MONEY) so i can easilly pay for plates and shit - badman nah worry.

I got in the lift to go to validate my parking, and these 2 guys get in. 1 guy was real drunk and he starts pissing in the corner of the lift, i lol and he says "hey man dont say anything"

naturally i get out, go to enter the casino, get ID'd and tell security "hey a guy is pissing in that lift"

LOL UNLUCKY SON, i just pulled a dickmove on you cunt gave a description of him and his mate and erry'thang.

hope he got caught and made to lick it up.

I went to the cashier to try get my validation but they didnt have it. Chatted up some middle aged asian chick in the line hoping she was a hooker. She had a wedding ring on so i was shit out of luck on this bitch. She said she was betting $300/hand on blackjack but i heard the bullshit alarm. She was kinda lookin at me as i left but i gave her some pleasentries - ive no doubt it made her moist.

After initially getting rolled at $10/hand blackjack, i followed proper gambling protocol and moved up stakes.

I played $50/hand blackjack (fully prepared to go busto with every $ in my fuckin bank accounts on this one i was pretty tilted) with some middle aged guy who was pretty cool but dissed me splitting against an 8 - but what the fuck does he know, i won because i had a sick read on the dealer. I won every hand, he did piss poor.

some other young guy came sat with us and bet like $600 on the first hand and got instantly rolled, he hit on like 17 or something retarded. Me and my new business associate discussed what a dick he was, he returned a few minutes later with a $100 note, but i left soon after so i dunno how he did. Im guessing he lost his life.

I went to the platinum lounge (where i belong, quite frankly) and asked for some comps coz i wanted to find myself a hooker then get a cheap hotel room, but it wasnt meant to be. I dropped my cup of $2 coins all over the fucking floor - life tilt.

I go to the "action station" and get some info on the action card. If i had one before this session i would be up $220 + a cap that says "action" on it. Who knows what other luxurious riches await me behind that counter of dreams.

Validate parking. Go to car park, lose car, go to security, they find it for me (coz im deluxe and dont need to find my own shit when they will do it for me)

drive home fairly sober but without a hooker

heres the newly designed kitchen based on life and times of chris benoit

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7259/lolbenoitqs5.jpg

i think it really works.


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I was down like 1.2k, decided "not stop untill unstuck". Now I'm unstuck. I'm going to a moving in party at a friends now. Updates will follow.


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so my flatmate (that flatmate)
'got all spazzy at me, then after a heated argement over freezer/fridge space/cupboard/housework she smashed a cup, so i declared war.

every plate, every saucer, cup, saucepan, cutlery is now lying on the floor.

official benoit moment.

im gonna go out and go to the casino now. official life tilt.
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FCKPLOG:E?:F'


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so apparently, professional NL25 / BBJ player isnt widely recognised as a viable career path. Even though its basically a PhD in ballin' with excellent prospects for a career in degeneracy.

so i had to find a "real" job.

I decided to work at a technology store. Because i want to buy an xbox360 and shit, so i might aswell get a staff discount.

So i have to walk at a reasonable pace everywhere i go now. I can no longer just go around bellin'.*

*Bellin definition

bellin:
Strolling with a limp
Sagging hard
Mainly done by L.A street niggas
Is not just a casual stroll
But a way of life


I get to look at baller ass shit like massive TVs and stuff all day, but the people that buy them are usually massive nits - and im like "dude wtf lol, your concerns dont matter, migs got like 2 of these in his bathroom"

Well, i dont say that - because ive now done 2 days at the job, the manager is off sick, the assistant manager is always busy and the other sales reps dont really care - so i stand around doing nothing (literally just stand there)

i dont have a uniform, name badge, contract (thinly veiled concern on this one) or any training other than having now done like 800 laps of the store and a quick demo of how the comuter system works.

I dont talk to customers or answer the phone, i cant access the till so i cant sell anything - which means ill earn no commission so i wont bother trying to chat to anyone. Its a sweet deal.

I work with 3 indians and a chinese.

1 has like elephantitus in 2 of his fingers and i know its rude but i cant stop fucking staring at them. Its like hes got 2 sausages for fingers - its ludacris.

For some reason i have to work 50 hours a week which blows, and i have to work friday, saturday, sunday (ultra mega beat)

anyway, its friday night and im still going out.

The american exchange chick (who rode to the ball with me and flatmate) text me last night asking what i was up to this weekend. She wants to hang with the biggest balla in the southern hemisphere - so ive given her a VIP pass to ride wit a playa.



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So I deposited $50 to ePassporte a few weeks ago, and finally it cleared (~2 weeks later) so I decided I would deposit it on Stars and grind some NL2. Turns out I run bad there. In a 1.6k session over 2 days I'm down. I've made my share of bad plays (where 1 c-bet turns into 2nd and 3rd bullets on the turn and river), but the ridiculous string of beats and coolers is kind of frustrating. I'm not one to tilt and complain, but I htink I just needed to rant a little bit. Several examples, so that I may reference them later:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/266637 Shouldn't be playing KJo anyway, but meh.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/266636

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/266635 Figured I'd raise because of the donk bet on the flop, maybe chase out a FD. Some good that did.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/266634 Oops, cooler.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/266633 In his defense, they were suited.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/266629

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/266628 Saved the best for last.

Anyway, I understand that downswings and suckouts and coolers are part of the game, but it's a little frustrating when you feel like you can't even beat NL2.

Small sample size though, life and grinding will go on.


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