Ooops, tilted hardcore for the first time in months and months.
Dropped over 17k at 5/10 in stupid/ridiculous shit. Much of it to one guy. Lost a little more at 10/20. Not a huge amount in the scheme of things but I'm annoyed that I let myself do it when I was really tired.
Here is the last post for being confined to only knowing what it's like to be in America. The next post I make I will have a stronger viewpoint of what life is like in Paris & Nice/Monaco. Pictures will surely be given out freely in a huge blog post about my trips. Check back in about a week, and you will be surprised. Here is an update on my pokertracker.
Showdown Hero : shows (three of a kind, Kings)
flashroyal83: shows (a straight, Seven to Jack)
flashroyal83 collected $14.35 from pot
Summary Total pot $15.05 | Rake $0.70
Board
Seat 1: Freddie07 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: skins121 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: $dci burns$ (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: nicksocc11 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Hero showed and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 6: flashroyal83 showed and won ($14.35) with a straight, Seven to Jack
still up $5 in 200 hands at NL10 so I can't complain.
I was taking a little nap, and too tired to care so my gf drew something on my face with one of her eyebrow pencils thingies. Too bad it looks so realistic. Do I look super Italian or what?
Anyways, also a funny video I found on youtube, enjoy. I'm starting to play some 200nl again since the games are really good in that stake as well. Oh, on Thursday i'm going rock climbing %100 with my gf so i'll have some pics of that.
This month has been straight from analby louhi, April 20
Nothing I've done has worked. I'm feeling emotionally exhausted I don't even know what I'm doing wrong at the moment.
If anyone has any suggestions I'm open for them. I'm not even 100% sure anymore that I can win at 0.10/0.25 NL
But happier news. I've bought my new 4 monitor stand and I'm quite happy with it. Only negative aspect is that it doesn't allow me to set my monitors 100% straight. It has some 4 degree tilt on all monitors.
For the next 40 days I'm going to play at least 5000 hands per day if I don't go bust before that. and then We shall see if I got what it takes to win at these stakes. I quess 200 000 hands should be enough to know or not to know. I'm trying to accomplish at least 5ptBB/100 but we shall see how it goes.
I'm thinking about daily updates to LP.net but it's highly doubtfull that I will post every day.
All weekend been learning and i cant take it anymore. the good thing is that i got only two months left untill it all will be over ufff on saturday been at a party but the club sucked. plastic beaches and guys straight from the gym yuuk student club only from now on
Tommorow theres another live tournament im planning to participate at and win it. this will have around 40 pplz and bi about 25 $, its special cause its first bounty tournament, and theres plenty another awards for busting some of the players. i dont care about that shit, im just planning to win it, cause these guys plays so bad that i should win it with my eyes closed. planning to play tight as usual and dont get involved in any races with this suc,... So im kinda gonna play Phil Hellmuth style of poker. Wish me luck
Will post results as soon as ill get back, probably on tuesday morning.
See ya all
This time two chicks to bring me more luck
All poker players tend to have this yellow fever so here u are:
P.s. Does anybody have POKER MINDSET as an e-book?? If so PM me or post a comment. i would love to read that book but none of my friend got it and i cant wait two months for the delivery from usa.
Last night I ended up going through a bunch of my old stories and re-reading em, and I realized 2 things. First, lots of them were not even CLOSE to as good as I thought they were, and second, nearly all of them were about sex. I guess that's what happens when a 16 year old reads Bukowski and decides he can be a writer too.
But I found some good ones in there too and am going to keep reposting em in a random way... Today I'm gonna share a story called "Lying" with everyone because an old friend of mine requested it cause it was one of his favorites. Hopefully you guys like it too.... It's a pretty short one that I wrote for a class in college and actually got an A for it, hehe.
Lying
My vision was blurry as I opened my eyes. The white walls and blue curtains around me blended together giving me an impression of a white cloudy sky. The drugs were still affecting me. I blinked several times to clear my sight, and then examined the room around me. I saw a blue curtain to my left, and a white wall to my right. Straight ahead of me was a counter with a sink, covered by a set of cabinets above it. One cabinet was halfway open and I could see rubber gloves and other medical paraphernalia. I looked down at my chest and saw a blue and white-stripped hospital gown. The stripes were vertical and I followed them down to my leg, which was elevated by a harness coming from the roof. My leg was bandaged. Then I realized where I was.
John had told me the drop wasn’t very far, no more than 10 feet. 10 feet was a joke to me. Unfortunately, it had been 20 feet at the least. I had hit the ground with a loud crunch coming from my right leg, audible to all who were in the area. They had rushed me to the hospital, and straight into surgery. They told me they would insert a metal bar into my leg. I should be able to walk again soon, but until then I would be a gimp on crutches. How I loathed the idea of that. I had always been the risk taker, the adventurer, and the tough guy. Now I was the idiot who jumped out of a tree and couldn’t walk for a couple months.
I was sitting and reminiscing when a nurse came into the room. Well, more than a nurse, a dream nurse. Lets just say this was a fantasy come true, the type of nurse you only see in “Nasty Nurses 3, Lets Play Doctor.” She came in and took my temperature, all the while giving me a warm smile. She told me that my parents were waiting downstairs and that she was going to take me to them in a wheelchair. I made no arguments. I was too stunned and drugged up to do much more than drool and nod my head. She helped slide my legs onto the side of the bed, and then gently lowered me into the wheel chair. She rolled me out of the room, and tried to start a friendly conversation. I couldn’t contribute much as my tongue was hanging out of my mouth.
She took me into the elevator and turned the chair around to face the door again. There were two teenage girls in there, about my age of 14. They paid little interest in me. They looked at the nurse with envy, wishing they could look that good. Then the nurse leaned over me to push the button for level 1, and both of her breasts rubbed against my shoulder. Suddenly I felt a rise in me that would soon be evident to all in the elevator. I was excited by her contact, and anxious to hide that excitement at the same time. As I struggled to turn my mind to other thoughts, “Oprah Winfrey in a bikini, Oprah Winfrey in a bikini,” the nurse made another arousing move. She bent at the waist and put her mouth right next to my ear. She whispered into my ear, mentioning how the girls in the elevator were giving me the eye. I lost it then.
It wasn’t what she said so much as the contact. The warmth of her breath on my ear tickled and aroused me. My gown popped up at the crotch, and there was nothing I could do about it. I turned my head to face the nurse and saw where her eyes were staring. As I got bigger so did her eyes, and then she gasped like she had seen a ghost. I looked in the reflection of the silver elevator doors and saw one of the teenage girls elbowing her friend to get her attention. Then all three of them were staring at me. I started hyperventilating since I was so nervous, but they mistook it for sexual panting. The girls began to laugh with hysteria, and the nurse attempted to cover me up. That was a big mistake.
In her attempt to cover my arousal she touched the sensitive tip of it. I was 14 and this was the most sexual contact I had ever been so lucky as to have. And that sexual contact was all it took to give me my first orgasm with another person present. Where the point of my gown was sticking up began to darken as I let loose, and my breath changed from hyperventilation to that of uncontrollable pleasure. The nurse shrieked and pulled her hand back, then tried to bring her hand in again, then retracted it. She pulled of her sweater and threw it on my lap. The girls were out of control now, gasping for air and clinging on to each other for support. The nurse was disgusted and appalled. Then there was a “ding,” signifying that we had reached the first floor.
The door opened and the nurse pushed me out with amazing quickness. As soon as she had cleared the threshold she looked both ways, and spotted a friend. She called for her friend to come over, and asked them to take me the rest of the way to the lobby. My head was bowed in shame, and the girl’s heads were rolling with laughter. The friend took me the rest of the way to my parents. I never had such an embarrassing moment in the rest of my life.
The campfire lit the faces of my friends as the night air chilled our bodies. I finished retelling this story with a smile on my face. They were all laughing hysterically. Their faces showed shock, disgust, and amazement at what they had just heard. I smiled back at them. Not because I found this funny too, but because I knew every word I had just told them was a lie.
That's it - hope it was entertaining. And as always, plz leave a comment on your way out!
I entered the tourny thinking, hey why not, just chat it up w/ some LP people. Stole the first pot, then proceeded to be utterly valuetowned by TAG player and TwistedEcho cuz I'm a calling station who calls down w/ A high. Basically I had no chance postflop against anyone of these guys, and the only way I won was through 3 coinflips w/ 88 and 77 vs high cards.
Got on to the final table, still uneventful, but stole a couple more pots through squeeze plays / flop cbets. Hit some cards and won more coinflips vs shortstacked all ins, and suddenly I was the chip leader. Things got three handed w/ me having around 65% of chips and Ket and AAAARRRRGH splitting the rest. I decided to be very aggressive, raising about just every button and small blind because
1. I can't play postflop
2. I can't play postflop
3. Playing postflop vs Ket scares me.
4. I can't play postflop.
3. Being aggressive is cool omgz.
I hit more cards, took Ket out KJ vs KT, and entered HU w/ a 10:1 chiplead. Things were a wash mostly, with me stealing most of the initial blinds but then being checked shoved w/ me having 9 high and having to fold. Things were stagnant for a while w/ us exchanging blinds, but then I picked up AA, he shoved, and I held to win!!!
What poker has done to me.by DustySwedeDude, April 20
I lost my damn leather jacket again last Thursday. I went back to the place last Friday and asked them if I could just pick it up and they told me that they didn't know where it was but that everything people had forgot there would be placed in some kind of "lost and found"-basket next Monday. I fucking hate that place and I'm always losing my jacket anyway so I think it might be cursed or something and I'm strongly contemplating just getting a new one instead.
Anyone want to move to Vegas this summer?by Syntax, April 20
Yo, so i'm looking for anyone interested in moving in with some poker players this summer. Monthly rent will cost you anywhere from $700-$1,000.
We will be moving into a house similar to this one http://docs.google.com/View?docid=df6vwgnm_92hnqhr5dj
That specific house cost 5k/month. If we are not able to get that house, know that it will be somewhere in the vicinity of that type of house.
So far we have 4 people for sure, possibly 5. Me, evade, skilled_sox, sirracksalot, and possibly Nightless. We're all about 20-21 yrs old.
So far, we are looking to stay through WSOP, so for about 3 months.
This is pretty serious and I R serious thread so hit me up on AIM or msn if you're interested.
aim = Ventricy
msn = angryllama@gmail.com
At first I thought it was hilarious as I always do when I read about people and their "faith".
One of the hilarious statements include in response to the question: "By the way, if you feel that you were designed rather than evolved, how do you explain the presence of your appendix?"
Answer:
That Knowledge is with the Lord.
Also this extract:
"Can I just ask one simple question?
Approximately how long has man been on this earth? ie. When was Adam and Eve created? Was it 4,500 years ago? Was it 10,000,000 years ago?"
And in response he received these gems in response:
"Allah knows best
could be even longer.
Why does it matter?"
and
"Again, that Knowledge is with the Lord Himself."
Before anyone thinks I'm attacking or mocking the Islam religion in particular I'd like to say that I'm laughing at religion in general.
I'd be interested to know how many people who believe in other religions found humor in those extracts because it seems slightly hypocritical since there isn't a religion that can legitimately say they're superior.
After reading this and laughing, I sobered up a little because some of my friends who I care about believe in a religion and they ARE intelligent individuals.
However when prompted on the subject of their religion become blind and ridiculously close minded...
There wasn't really a point to this post, just wanted to vent.
since i gave myself a 1 week ban on stars, i decided to play in the easiest home game ever. of course blinds are .25/.50 so people buy in for around the $10-$15 range. i buy in for $35 and i brought my brother along and he bought in for $20. we both more or less nitted it up while they were putting %50 of their chips in to fold on a blank turn. basically me and my brother cleaned out the table and we were the only ones who left with money (one other person cashed out but he was -$20
I can't be this bad, it's just not fucking possible. Haven't blogged last few days because I felt pathetic putting my fucking losing days up. I've tried nitting it up, that didn't fucking work, proceeded to get KK in against AA 3 times in 1 1.5k hand session, not to mention all the times I'd get AA and KK in good against total trash and lose. I hate fucking whining but I'm down about 17 buyins at NL5 over like 9k hands. I'm incredibly fucking close to just taking the remainder of my deposit to some tournaments and donking it up. Might lose just the same, but i might get more enjoyment than I am now. Ill update tomorrow on what i decided to fucking do.
On a happier Note, I won 600 Bux on a 1 dollar Pick 3 ticket in the kylotto the other day lol.
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