15 little steps are all that I need to take. From this starting point, all that I have to do is take 15 steps. I have to take them on my own, to fight for and win every inch of ground that I take and to place my flag upon it. My starting point is secure; I am no longer in any form of danger at my starting stake. My mind is clear, and my play is strong, and that which drives my play is singularly unique and vibrant and there is nothing else quite like it on this earth. I fear nothing, yet can be impeccably technical in craft, and I can reach out and possess the mind of the other, no matter what form it takes, and so I can manipulate him in all forms, as I maintain no shape for him to grasp and hold no pattern for him to identify, all the while as I take sheer delight in the moment as I vanquish him remorselessly. And so all that I need to do is to take 15 Steps. And this time I'll do it without the shear drop.
Looking for someone to help me out getting some money onto my full tilt/ps account either is fine. Just lemme know, thanks alot! Will send first to rept. members.
I am selling custom Auto Hotkey scripts for use on pokerstars.
The way that my scripts work is that they enable you to make use of your mouse and keyboard in a more direct way in performing actions as you interface with the pokerstars client, thereby saving you time and energy.
I have two scripts for sale.
The first is a modified BetPot script for use on Pokerstars. It is a modified version of the Overcards.com/wiki Betpot 0.21s with the updated stars pics for absolute compatibility with the present stars build which you can find here.
The way that my script works is that with every increment of the mouse wheel up, it increases the bet size by 1 bb and with every decrement of the mouse wheel down it decreases the bet size by 1bb on every table on pokerstars that I have tested it on. This includes NLHE cash, PLO cash, Limit cash (which includes stud and other formats), and both NLHE/PLO/LIMIT MTT and SNG formats. I have modified the script so that there is no right click or other keyboard functionality to it whatsoever, and as a bonus, pressing CTRL-mouse wheel up increases the bet size by 1sb. Similarly, pressing CTRL-mousewheel down decreases the bet size by 1sb. My script also enables you to not have to click directly on the table before starting to modify your bet amount - all that you have to do is have your mouse over the applicable table. The script has been tested on and works for the following table themes: default, new black, old black, marine, and hyper simple and it works at all table sizes. All of this works to save you both time and energy and streamlines the betting process on pokerstars immeasurably in my opinion.
I also have a auto-reload script for sale. The way that my script works is that whenever you want to reload your stack, you simply press the middle button of your mouse and your stack will be reloaded at first opportunity. It does not work for tournaments - if you are playing a rebuy, you must use the rebuy functionality of the site. The script has been tested on and works for the following table themes: default, new black, old black and hyper simple and it also works at all table sizes.
Both scripts also work on custom table themes based upon the hyper simple table theme.
I am selling the BetPot script as described for $30.
I am selling the Auto Rebuy script as described for $25.
I will also service custom orders. If, for instance, you want to have a BetPot script which opens to 2.1x on right click or F12 or suchlike specifically for MTTs, I would be more than happy to service your order. The same applies for the Auto Rebuy script (if you want to reload on right click or F12 for instance). The surcharge for this is $10 per item.
Please be aware that these are Auto Hotkey scripts. Auto Hotkey (or AHK) is a scripted macro program which operates at the software level and it interacts with your pokerstars client exclusively at that level.
If you do not want to install Auto Hotkey on your computer, I would be more than happy to sell compiled executables for use, albeit with a minor surcharge ($5/item). I stand behind my product and assert that there is absolutely no risk to your computer through the use of my products and would be more than happy to have them scanned and evaluated by any form of antivirus or malware scanner that you can offer.
The reason that you should purchase my scripts is because TableNinja or other suchlike programs are bloatware and a general monstrosity to the user in my estimation. If you beg to differ, well, then you shouldn't buy my product because you are not my target market. These are scripts created by and for the use of the serious player who prefers to have the poker client mostly as it is in it's native form, only with streamlined betting and reloading functionality. This stands in direct opposition to a product like TableNinja which likes to place a yellow border around your table, or make it very difficult to modify a custom bet amount, or likes to moves your tables around. There is no negative interaction with HEM or Pokertracker with my product. There are no downsides. By purchasing and using my scripts you will save time and energy and I find it difficult to believe that they will not manage to pay for themselves within minutes if not hours of play for the vast majority of users.
The only form of payment which I will accept is direct cash transfer on pokerstars. My id on pokerstars is sawseech (Scarborough).
To purchase my scripts please PM me here or you can contact me directly and also if you have any questions at chseesaw [at] hotmail (dot) com. Kindly inform me as to what it is that you want and how you would like for the package to be delivered (MSN or online file storage only), and I will prepare the package. When it is finished I will return your message and you may then initiate the cash transfer on pokerstars. Once I have received payment, I will either send you a link to the items requested with a password for the finished product or send it to you over messenger, as per your discretion. I will also provide minor technical assistance should you have any issues with the product.
The package will be sent in Rar compressed format, which is in my opinion the best file compression software available because it allows the user to create packages which maintain the recursive file structure of the package being prepared. To download WinRar, click here.
To use the product, simply unpack the package to your desired target location using the password that I have provided. Once unpacked, simply create a shortcut to the BetPot autohotkey file (BetPot-v0.2s.fixed.ahk) and place it on your desktop. Double click the shortcut, and the script will be in effect, assuming that you have Auto Hotkey installed. The reload script can simply be placed on your desktop and is enabled by double clicking it. If so desired, the entire package can be unzipped to your desktop and all functionality can be enabled by double clicking on BetPot-v0.2s.fixed.ahk and StarsAutoReloader-v0.2f_black.ahk. If you have purchased compiled binaries, simply double click on those and/or create shortcuts as described.
more normal people at lower stakes
easier to play in a math-driven way
betpot script enables not having to click the table first
autoreload script enables MButton insta reload
does anyone know of a filezip utility that maintains recursive folder structure so that i can upload them?
//nevermind i figured out how to compress and pw it
suffocating
pressured
scary
paranoid
peeing oneself
a dark cloud
the sense of being in the presence of power
a strong computer
an immovable will
a good person who likes you and wants your money and that's it
attacks with no shape, no form, no pattern
the sense that you are facing an immensely disciplined force of nature
This post is being made later than I originally intended. There has been a lot to talk about regarding the thread entitled "This is Wrong" by Steal City, who decided to call into question whether or not my coaching is worth the money I charge for it, which rolled into a lot of other questions directed at me as well. I'll address relevant and public issues in order, and I will not be talking about anything that has to do with my private life or my financial situation.
First and foremost, I apologize to all of the poker community for the fact that my CardRunners coaching profile was out-dated and misrepresentative of my current poker play. It said that I had been beating $5/10 and $10/20 online when I made it, which was true at the time, but is no longer true. If there is any person anywhere who has paid me (by the hour) for coaching since April 2008 and wants any type of refund, I will be happy to issue it. However, I am confident that nobody will (primarily because I am still in touch with almost every person I've ever coached). When it was pointed out in Steal City's thread, I changed my CardRunners coaching profile, and it is now up-to-date.
In that thread, I said that I would log some volume online playing non-rush games so that I could salvage my PTR, which you can find here: http://www.pokertableratings.com/fulltilt-player-search/diagonals. However, I have played far less than I would have liked to. With the release of $2/4 rush, it just hasn't been worth my time to play purely for the sake of having a prettier PTR. Not that that's of any particular value anyway, but it would save me from a lot of flaming. I'm currently on vacation from Sept 1 to Oct 13 and do not have access to my database on my desktop at home, and haven't logged any hands on my laptop since I posted my recent results in the original thread. Things haven't gone well in regular games since then (as you can see with a recent ~3k decline on my PTR), but rush has been great. So, for anyone emotionally invested in seeing me play online and post my results (I don't know why anyone would be anyway), I also apologize for not having logged the volume of hands that I said I would.
As my PTR shows and as everyone knows, including all of my students, I play far more live poker than online poker, and that is what I have done for the past 2 years. There are a variety of reasons for that, and one of the most important is that I have never been good at multi-tabling, regardless of past successes and failures in online poker. I've always played 2-4 tables when I was playing my best, spent a fair amount of time and money donating when playing more than that just due to the fact that I can't do it very well, and been at my sharpest in live games. I've still been playing live throughout this year and doing well. Not nearly as well as I would want to, but well enough that I don't miss online poker much.
I am the only person who plays on Diagonals and Tecknowledgy (my FTP and Stars accounts, respectively). Besides occasionally playing just to sit with some fish at mid-stakes on Stars, Tecknowledgy has been inactive for a long time. I shouldn't even say that I play on that name because nobody does. The action recorded on PTR for that account is from these sporadic fishing sessions as well as some NL50-NL200 play for videos. I've dumped a lot of money on FTP as you can see when you look at my graph on Diagonals. Nobody plays on these names but me, and I do not play on any other names on FTP or Stars.
Now, let's talk about my coaching. People have brought into question two basic concerns: (1) that I am not a winning player and therefore should not be coaching, and (2) that my coaching is overpriced at $350 per hour. Here's what I can say about that.
First, over 90% of all the lessons I give are under my profit-sharing program, for which students do not pay any money upfront and do not pay me unless they are winning under my instruction. If they never succeed, I never get paid. I don't get paid out of their rakeback, bonuses, or income from things like coaching micro-stakes players, ONLY from their direct NLH profits. So if they breakeven and just make rakeback, I get nothing. I absolutely stand by my coaching philosophy and the efficacy of my program, and that's why I offer a deal where people will never pay if they don't win due to my coaching. Furthermore, my long-term coaching program begins with a FREE 60-90 minute interview lesson, so that people can get a sample of how I coach before they decide whether or not to proceed. This is also an opportunity for me to get to know them and find out whether we will be compatible in a coach-student relationship. In this interview session, most students ask me about my PTR and ask about what I am currently doing in terms of poker, and I of course am always upfront and honest about all of that (it's public knowledge anyway, so it's not like I could lie credibly if I wanted to). Nobody who has entered my long-term program has ever been misled about me, or about the way I coach, or about what I play, or about what my strengths and weaknesses are, in any way, ever.
When I do offer by-the-hour coaching, it is ALWAYS issued with a complete refund for anyone who feels that the session did not help them, and that offer is even valid retroactively. Anybody who feels that they did not benefit from paying me by the hour for coaching is welcome to ask for their money back and I will happily refund it. I will cross-post this guarantee on my CR blog as well. I have never had any student ask for any money back, and I will be very surprised if I ever do. I did once have a student cancel the final 2 hours of a 5-hour package, because I had missed two of our originally scheduled lessons, forcing him to re-schedule for me. That was hugely irresponsible on my part (I just forgot to add them to my BlackBerry calendar) and I offered to give him the remaining 2 hours for free, but he declined and instead said he appreciated the first 3 hours but did not want the remaining 2.
As for my $350/hr price, the huge majority of those hours are priced at a discount by the time we agree on a deal. Lessons that are paid by the hour often come from people who just want to get some coaching before they are able to enter my long-term program, and of course I give them a discount if they book those sessions in bulk. Regarding how people find me as a coach, everyone who asks me for coaching does so because they have seen my CR videos, and never for any other reason. Before I joined CR people from LP asked me for coaching because of my posts in LP. Every single person who has gotten coaching from me has done so because they have already had a sample of what I have to say, and they like it and want me to tell them more. When they start working with me, they always ask me what I currently play and other questions about my poker life (during interview sessions), and they always get the exact same answers that everyone in this thread is getting: I play mostly live, I play a lot of tournaments, I coach sometimes over a hundred hours a month, and I play sparingly online, and have had some epic money-dumping sessions in the past couple years online. They know that, they keep coming back, and they are satisfied with both the coaching that I give and the price that I charge.
In fact, yesterday I sent the following survey out to every student that has paid me by the hour in the past 2 years:
Hey guys,
All of you are the people who have paid for coaching in some way other than purely through profit-sharing, in the past year. I always want to improve my coaching program, and I also want to give the community some testimonials, because my abilities as a poker coach have been called into question by a few people. So, if you could take the time to answer a few questions, that would be very helpful for me and beneficial to the community. You can be brief or detailed, whatever you like.
1. What stakes and game types (6-max, 9-max, RUSH) do you play?
2. Do you feel that you learned important and useful information in your sessions? Can you name one or two things in particular that stuck out for you?
3. Have your sessions made you (or are they currently making you) a better player?
4. In your opinion, has your money been well-invested for my coaching?
5. Is there anything you can suggest that I can do better?
Thanks a lot guys!
If it ever occurs, then for ANY person who answers "no" to question 4, I will refund them ALL of their money AND donate a matching amount of money to a charity chosen by a poll to be conducted in this thread. I haven't gotten any replies yet, but will post them as soon as I do.
so i move through the world and i notice attractive women and make it clear that i've noticed them. they proceed to sort of turn towards me, in a sort of anticipatory way thereby indicating that they are open to an advance. i advance and slay. gg.
Omega Seamaster from 1965 (166.002) + a new HIRSCH leather strap
Movement: Mechanical automatic Omega caliber 552 movements ; 24 Jewels.
Crown: Original crown with Omega logo in very good condition
Measuring 34.5mm excluding the crown
Modell: Vintage herrklocka och samlarobjekt - 100% äkta (mycket fin klocka)
Märke: Omega Seamaster automatic - Swiss made
Tillverkningsår: 1965 - Daterad av verknummret 22210513.
Urverk: Mekaniskt automatiskt Omega urverk kaliber 552 om 24 jewels. Rotorna snurrar fint och smidigt utan att "skramla". Urverket är i kanonskick.
Urtavla: Silverfärgad urtavla i perfekt skick med upphöjda guldfärgade index och visare. Urtavlan är original och ej renoverad. Visarna är också original.
Krona: Originalkrona med Omega-loggan i mycket fint skick
Funktion: Fungerar bra och håller tiden väl med bra gångreserv. Datumväxlingen fungerar korrekt och skiftar vid 24:00.
Skick: Klockan är i fint skick med lite smårepor efter användning. Nytt glas. Se bilder för egen bedömning av klockans skick.
Boett: Skruvboett i rostfritt stål - mäter 34.5mm exkl. kronan. Baklocket pryds av den traditionella sjöhästen i relief. Boettnummer 166.002.
Armband: Nytt svart läderarmband ifrån HIRSCH.
Förskottsbetalning till bankkonto.
Frakt tillkommer med 80kr (rekommenderat).
Omega Seamaster from 1965 (166.002) + a new HIRSCH leather strap
Movement: Mechanical automatic Omega caliber 552 movements ; 24 Jewels.
Crown: Original crown with Omega logo in very good condition
Measuring 34.5mm excluding the crown
Modell: Vintage herrklocka och samlarobjekt - 100% äkta (mycket fin klocka)
Märke: Omega Seamaster automatic - Swiss made
Tillverkningsår: 1965 - Daterad av verknummret 22210513.
Urverk: Mekaniskt automatiskt Omega urverk kaliber 552 om 24 jewels. Rotorna snurrar fint och smidigt utan att "skramla". Urverket är i kanonskick.
Urtavla: Silverfärgad urtavla i perfekt skick med upphöjda guldfärgade index och visare. Urtavlan är original och ej renoverad. Visarna är också original.
Krona: Originalkrona med Omega-loggan i mycket fint skick
Funktion: Fungerar bra och håller tiden väl med bra gångreserv. Datumväxlingen fungerar korrekt och skiftar vid 24:00.
Skick: Klockan är i fint skick med lite smårepor efter användning. Nytt glas. Se bilder för egen bedömning av klockans skick.
Boett: Skruvboett i rostfritt stål - mäter 34.5mm exkl. kronan. Baklocket pryds av den traditionella sjöhästen i relief. Boettnummer 166.002.
Armband: Nytt svart läderarmband ifrån HIRSCH.
Förskottsbetalning till bankkonto.
Frakt tillkommer med 80kr (rekommenderat).
there is no need for me to take on any more risk at the table than is inherent to my playstyle which, even when dialed down, is still massively violent. this is my nature, to attempt to dominate my opponents for every waking moment of their lives, and for me to exult in my destruction of them. it's who i am.
i don't always need to do it. in fact, almost all of the time i can just do my thing and wait for my opponents to offer up a win. all that i have to do is be present to accept it. that's real, and that's intelligent and that's what it means to be a poker player.
oh, and there's that thing about matching your style to the format being played and working backwards from the objective. minor details such as playing a gigantic field donkament with the intention of winning the fucking thing starting right the fuck now and suchlike.
restraint. the word is restraint and to understand that it leads to stress and that the way to get it out is by fucking.
This is my final offer to the world of being staked. This is an opportunity to buy my mercy. I will not be staked lightly or by someone that I do not already like and certainly not without favorable terms. I understand what my image is like right now, so I will be slightly lenient on terms. Hold your peace if you do not make an offer else I will not think favorably upon you.
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