Murphys Law

Need $430, will send first if reputable

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OK so I ordered several items from the FTP store and I recieved all of them within about 10 days, except one....my vintage thermal shirt. So I email FTP a few days later and say "yo, wtf" and this was the email convo that ensued.

____________________________________

From: FTP
To: Me, ldo

Hello,

Thank you for your email. The vintage thermal shirt you ordered is
currently being prepared for shipping. Let us know if we may be of further
assistance.


Thank you,
Patty
Full Tilt Store
____________________________________

From: Me
To: Patty

Dear Patty,

LIAR!! Its been 17 days Patty, no shirt. Are you hand delivering this shit on horseback? Did the carrier pigeon carrying my shit get distracted by a pile of french fries? Winter is almost over in NYC Patty, and I RARELY wear vintage thermals to the beach. Add this fiasco to the cashout doomswitch you have slapped upon mah face and you get this:




I know what you are thinking Patty, that is just a drawing. You are correct. This is an actual photo of me yesterday though.



Also, if you ever want to see this man again. You will send the shirt!



P.S.

Hey Patty




Yours Truly,

Snoopy

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From todays session lol, one thing about low stakes, its never boring.


Submitted by : YouGoTGoT

PokerStars Game #39971530849: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/02/18 20:23:19 ET
Table Urda III 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: dsbm7 ($43.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($50 in chips)
Seat 3: Loder89 ($50.75 in chips)
Seat 4: rockstar821 ($55.20 in chips)
Seat 5: royalnajim ($63.25 in chips)
Seat 6: DarthTiger ($10 in chips)
Hero: posts small blind $0.25
Loder89: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
rockstar821: folds
royalnajim: raises $0.50 to $1
DarthTiger: folds
dsbm7: calls $1
Hero: calls $0.75
Loder89: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.50)

   
Hero: checks
royalnajim: bets $2
dsbm7: folds
Hero: raises $4 to $6
royalnajim: calls $4

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $15.50)

   
Hero: bets $5
royalnajim: raises $51.25 to $56.25 and is all-in
Hero: calls $38 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($13.25) returned to royalnajim

River (Pot : $101.50)

   
royalnajim said, "men"

Showdown
Hero: shows (four of a kind, Tens)
royalnajim: shows (a full house, Tens full of Deuces)
Hero collected $98.50 from pot
royalnajim said, "omg"

Summary
Total pot $101.50 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: dsbm7 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Hero (small blind) showed and won ($98.50) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: Loder89 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: rockstar821 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: royalnajim showed and lost with a full house, Tens full of Deuces
Seat 6: DarthTiger folded before Flop (didnt bet)

PokerStars Game #39975597272: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/02/18 22:20:28 ET
Table Sextans II 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: ChzSteakEatr ($19.10 in chips)
Seat 3: Gems ($52.50 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($73.90 in chips)
Seat 5: VAILHOFF ($56.20 in chips)
Seat 6: b13913 ($57.80 in chips)
haroldmk will be allowed to play after the button
ChzSteakEatr: posts small blind $0.25
Gems: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
Hero: raises $1 to $1.50
VAILHOFF: folds
b13913: folds
ChzSteakEatr: folds
Gems: calls $1

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.25)

   
Gems: checks
Hero: bets $2
Gems: calls $2

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $7.25)

   
Gems: checks
Hero: bets $4
Gems: calls $4

River (Pot : $15.25)

   
Gems: checks
Hero: bets $8.50
Gems: raises $8.50 to $17
Hero said, "lol"
Hero: calls $8.50

Showdown
Gems: shows (four of a kind, Aces)
Hero: mucks hand
Gems collected $47.25 from pot

Summary
Total pot $49.25 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 2: ChzSteakEatr (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Gems (big blind) showed and won ($47.25) with four of a kind, Aces
Seat 4: Hero mucked
Seat 5: VAILHOFF folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 6: b13913 (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)

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I send first if you are known

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I send first reputable only

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NEED 700!! 700!

I send first to reputable members

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Its not the poker sites! ITS ME!!

12 tabling today, finally got my grind mind set on, barely 1k hands in and these hands happen within a few mins of eachother on same table.


Submitted by : YouGoTGoT

PokerStars Game #39454753494: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/02/08 20:51:47 ET
Table Fogelin III 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: mattearl1771 ($37.55 in chips)
Seat 2: Reload Rave ($110.35 in chips)
Seat 3: Hero ($50.25 in chips)
Seat 4: Revolver_O ($50 in chips)
Seat 5: elnino2426 ($13.95 in chips)
Seat 6: MR5SMART ($44.15 in chips)
Revolver_O: posts small blind $0.25
elnino2426: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
MR5SMART: folds
mattearl1771: folds
Reload Rave: folds
Hero: raises $1 to $1.50
Revolver_O: raises $4 to $5.50
elnino2426: folds
Hero: raises $7.50 to $13
Revolver_O: raises $37 to $50 and is all-in
Hero: calls $37

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $100.50)

   

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $100.50)

   

River (Pot : $100.50)

   

Showdown
Revolver_O: shows (three of a kind, Kings)
Hero: shows (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Hero said, "wowo"
Revolver_O collected $97.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $100.50 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: mattearl1771 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: Reload Rave folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 3: Hero (button) showed and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 4: Revolver_O (small blind) showed and won ($97.50) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 5: elnino2426 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: MR5SMART folded before Flop (didnt bet)

PokerStars Game #39454113861: Holdem No Limit ($0.25/$0.50 USD) - 2010/02/08 20:35:13 ET
Table Fogelin III 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: jake70 ($10.85 in chips)
Seat 2: Reload Rave ($69.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Hero ($50 in chips)
Seat 4: Revolver_O ($50.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Mstrdrvr ($10 in chips)
Revolver_O: posts small blind $0.25
Mstrdrvr: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
jake70: folds
Reload Rave: raises $1 to $1.50
Hero: raises $3.50 to $5
Revolver_O: folds
Mstrdrvr: folds
Reload Rave: calls $3.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $10.75)

   
Reload Rave: checks
Hero: bets $7
Reload Rave: raises $11 to $18
Hero: calls $11

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $46.75)

   
Reload Rave: bets $46.75 and is all-in
Hero: calls $27 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($19.75) returned to Reload Rave

River (Pot : $100.75)

   

Showdown
Reload Rave: shows (a flush, Queen high)
Hero: shows (three of a kind, Queens)
Reload Rave collected $98.75 from pot

Summary
Total pot $100.75 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 1: jake70 folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 2: Reload Rave showed and won ($98.75) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 3: Hero (button) showed and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 4: Revolver_O (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Mstrdrvr (big blind) folded before Flop

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need transer reputable people only, i send first

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I just started grinding some 10+1 9 man sng's and was unsure about some shove/fold spots as im a SNG n00b. Help me out LP.

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PokerStars Game #39246922088: Tournament #239641956, $10+$1 USD Holdem No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2010/02/04 21:06:20 ET
Table 239641956 1 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Hero (2050 in chips)
Seat 2: davytheram2 (2945 in chips)
Seat 3: NoFear128 (2660 in chips)
Seat 6: wally103 (725 in chips)
Seat 7: jggt21 (2155 in chips)
Seat 8: Timewalker (1245 in chips)
Seat 9: Brushadown (1720 in chips)
Timewalker: posts small blind 75
Brushadown: posts big blind 150

Holecards
Dealt to Hero

PokerStars Game #39247327350: Tournament #239641956, $10+$1 USD Holdem No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2010/02/04 21:17:26 ET
Table 239641956 1 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Hero (1825 in chips)
Seat 2: davytheram2 (2945 in chips)
Seat 3: NoFear128 (2510 in chips)
Seat 6: wally103 (1775 in chips)
Seat 7: jggt21 (2005 in chips)
Seat 8: Timewalker (1320 in chips)
Seat 9: Brushadown (1120 in chips)
jggt21: posts small blind 100
Timewalker: posts big blind 200

Holecards
Dealt to Hero
Brushadown: folds

PokerStars Game #39247629089: Tournament #239641956, $10+$1 USD Holdem No Limit - Level VII (100/200) - 2010/02/04 21:25:41 ET
Table 239641956 1 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Hero (2990 in chips)
Seat 2: davytheram2 (2360 in chips)
Seat 3: NoFear128 (4970 in chips)
Seat 7: jggt21 (2280 in chips)
Seat 8: Timewalker (900 in chips)
Hero: posts the ante 25
davytheram2: posts the ante 25
NoFear128: posts the ante 25
jggt21: posts the ante 25
Timewalker: posts the ante 25
jggt21: posts small blind 100
Timewalker: posts big blind 200

Holecards
Dealt to Hero

PokerStars Game #39248155438: Tournament #239652139, $10+$1 USD Holdem No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2010/02/04 21:40:25 ET
Table 239652139 1 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: dunny187 (3510 in chips)
Seat 5: Hero (2450 in chips)
Seat 6: johan1853 (2000 in chips)
Seat 7: chewi9 (1435 in chips)
Seat 8: Barry Beemer (945 in chips)
Seat 9: CanyonDerek (3160 in chips)
chewi9: posts small blind 75
Barry Beemer: posts big blind 150

Holecards
Dealt to Hero
CanyonDerek: folds
dunny187: folds

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Surefire signs someone blows at poker? They are playing on their phone. Further, ask them what they are playing, if their answer includes the word "Texas", slap them, in the FACE, even strangers.

Brb, gonna go download Texas hold em with Phil hellmuth, maybe even cash out some bankroll and invest in the little green book, possibly a second little book of color if im feelin frisky.


In before, "I have poker on my phone"

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