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A ounce of the AK is no joke I swear.

who else is up a lot playing high as hell?

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Usually i ignore the random msges that ask for money or whatever but this one was mildly amusing so why not i decide to post. Oh and i was homeworking while i was fucking around this this tool.

www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
good afternoon sir
Sam says:
u2
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
how are you today
Sam says:
doing ok
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
sry to add u randomly i represent fulltilt poker i run teh affilaites
Sam says:
cool
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
woudl u be interested in becomign an affilaite with us
Sam says:
not really
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
well you get a 300% depopsit bonus adn 75% rake 200-2000 dollers deposit 200 and u get 800 total no fpp required 1 week cashout restriction
Sam says:
unless i get paid like 10k up front to switch sites i wouldn't even think of it ;P
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
well if u deposit 2 gs u get 8000
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
instant bonus
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
and 75% rake
Sam says:
nah just ship me 10k over stars
Sam says:
then we'll call it a deal
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
i cant send to other sites sir
Sam says:
i'll generate enough rake
Sam says:
oh then a check is fine too
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
y woudl i send u 10000?
Sam says:
or through netteller or osmething of the like
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
r u retarded
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
eata dick u cocksucking american faggot
Sam says:
i thought you were repping ftp?
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
yea
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
whats yer point
Sam says:
sweeettt
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
yea
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
yer a queer
Sam says:
but you obv aren't
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
give me 10gs
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
lol wow
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
whata tool
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
tool of the day goes to...
Sam says:
yea ship it plz
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
ok
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
whats er addres
Sam says:
i guess you hate getting made fun of
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
123 locves to eat cock drive
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
made fun off?
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
i geuss u hate being yerself i would too if i ate cock for breakfest
Sam says:
so you work for them then start insulting me randomly when i ask for only 10k?
Sam says:
what's wrong with you?
Sam says:
how do you know i'm american?
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
obv yer an american witha dumb request like that
Sam says:
hahaha wrongness
Sam says:
and apparently FTP support sucks
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
lol oooo
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
please it hurts
Sam says:
since people NEVER ask me for random shit anyway
Sam says:
i guess your opinion of me matters
Sam says:
sorry to have offended you
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
it doesnt
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
but u should still feel bad that yer gay
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
i wold be
Sam says:
really?
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
what did yer parents sday
Sam says:
i like fucking men
Sam says:
tbh
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
ew
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
yer fukt
Sam says:
they said it was cool
Sam says:
do you want some big daddy cock too?





oh and he decides to msg me with his other name.


Pat. W. says:
hey
Sam says:
hi
Pat. W. says:
sup
Sam says:
uhh nothing
Sam says:
who are you?
Pat. W. says:
i work for stars.
Sam says:
oh sweet
Pat. W. says:
were hiring faggots right now
Pat. W. says:
are u interested
Sam says:
so what does stars support want to do with me randomly?
Pat. W. says:
yea cock sucker
Pat. W. says:
i dont work for stars support
Pat. W. says:
r u high
Pat. W. says:
did i say that
Pat. W. says:
no
Pat. W. says:
eat anotehr dick
Sam says:
I'M OBVIOUSLY KIDDING AND YES I'M HIGH AS FUCK
Sam says:
BEEN SINCE I WAS AWAKE
Sam says:
but since you're such a moron you wouldn't know
Pat. W. says:
oo good diss
Pat. W. says:
retard
Pat. W. says:
eat a dick
Sam says:
blah blah blah i'm gay blah blah


I <3 the random smiles i get throughout the day.


EDIT: The guy msged me a 3rd time... wtf. never had a guy do it 3x before.


CanadianPokerGuy (10:14:20 PM): yo
Dak DDong (10:14:41 PM): hi
CanadianPokerGuy (10:14:52 PM): whats goin on bro
Dak DDong (10:15:35 PM): nothing much
CanadianPokerGuy (10:15:39 PM): pokerin?
Dak DDong (10:16:09 PM): nah
CanadianPokerGuy (10:16:15 PM): true what r u up to tonite
Dak DDong (10:16:16 PM): who are you btw?
CanadianPokerGuy (10:16:39 PM): i am an afifilaite for fulltiltpoker.com
Dak DDong (10:19:17 PM): lol
CanadianPokerGuy (10:19:21 PM): ?
Dak DDong (10:19:45 PM): sweet
Dak DDong (10:19:51 PM): how can i be of service to you?
CanadianPokerGuy (10:20:07 PM): just contacting memebrs and lettign them know we are now hiring new affilaites
Dak DDong (10:21:07 PM): sounds interesting just don't think i'm interested
CanadianPokerGuy (10:21:13 PM): lol
CanadianPokerGuy (10:21:19 PM): pretty ironic sentence
Dak DDong (10:21:30 PM): i know
CanadianPokerGuy (10:21:38 PM): well il let u know the details and u can msg me whenever
CanadianPokerGuy (10:21:53 PM): its 300% deposit bonus 200-2000 dollers no fpp requried 1 week cashout restiricon
CanadianPokerGuy (10:21:55 PM): and 75% rake
CanadianPokerGuy (10:22:04 PM): get abonus code to give to other players the yget 25 free good will bonsu
CanadianPokerGuy (10:22:08 PM): and u get 25 for hem using it
CanadianPokerGuy (10:22:13 PM): let me know if u are ever interested
Dak DDong (10:23:03 PM): hey so how does it feel to msg the same guy 3 x in the same day?
Dak DDong (10:23:11 PM): about the same thing?
CanadianPokerGuy (10:23:23 PM): tell u truth i dont remember who i msg i just ciontact everyone
Dak DDong (10:23:34 PM): i'm the gay guy remember?
CanadianPokerGuy (10:23:41 PM): o u eat cock?
Dak DDong (10:23:43 PM): yea
CanadianPokerGuy (10:23:55 PM): sux
Dak DDong (10:23:57 PM): dude just give it up the one time it's worked on floofy won't work again
Dak DDong (10:24:01 PM): lolol god that's great
CanadianPokerGuy (10:24:07 PM): whis floofy
CanadianPokerGuy (10:24:18 PM): ?
Dak DDong (10:24:22 PM): nvm
CanadianPokerGuy (10:24:27 PM): i rip gim off?
Dak DDong (10:24:37 PM): i wish you luck in your future endevours
CanadianPokerGuy (10:24:42 PM): endevours
CanadianPokerGuy (10:24:44 PM): no big words pelase
Dak DDong (10:24:50 PM): sorry

sweet action

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Well my first class starts in just about 1 hour from now...fuck going back to school is gonna suck.

Last year I learned a shit ton about poker and myself and I found that i was lacking in some departments (mainly being such a degen + lack of discipline). made about 35k + about a 10k br left over for 2008 during 2007. Not even close to as much as i should've made. Oh well, it was a fun and memorable year. wish me luck boys.

here's a pic to lighten your day.

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So I wake up feeling like an old man just to realize i'm officially a year older. And can now legally get trashed. SWEEETTTT.

Uhh So I'm playing D2 and I'm on vent with doomer/milkman/mezmerizeplz and I say

"fucking come up you nits"

Doomer: "i swear i'll seriously do it."

me: ::insta calls::

Now we have fucking doomer flying across the country for my 21st. How fucking sick life is that.

Then chris gets the nit clay to eventually come too.

I was high yesterday when this all happened so it didn't seem like as much of a big deal. But now when i wake up and remember that this is nuts...

Gonna be lookin forward to this week

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this morning lvl 71 sorc dies

10 min ago lvl 51 sorc dies

lost like ~50 bucks worth of items.


i'm so high right now.

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someone stop me from gamboling at blackjack for the love of god.

fucking rigged.

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damn. down 3k at 1/2 NL for past 2 days.

Good combo of bad plays and bad run of cards = you get pwned

Man i keep doing these +25 buy upswings then get pounded down 15+buys in 1-2 days.

I'm very disappointed in how i played past couple sessions tho ;(

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I decided to write this as it goes and update when i feel like it. Gonna record all thoughts, feelings, observations n all that other shit. Maybe It'll be funny to read back on ;(

1:00 pm: wakes up


1:15 pm: still trying to wake up.

1:16 pm: has huge morning wood.

1:20 pm: makes it downstairs to kitchen

1:21 pm: sees the weed left over from last night and decides to use it to be high all day

1:25 pm: after making a 3 berry smoothie i proceed to pack my bowl

1:30 pm: smokes teh bowl

1:45 pm: ...still smoking...

2:00 pm: finished up and is ready to rule teh world one bowl at a time.

2:17 pm: I decide to record my "day of being high all day" here in this blog box cuz it was the first thing i had.

2:20 pm: while brushing my teeth high it was the most amazing thing ever while brushing teeth. I pictured the back of my throat being a water fall and the toothpaste in my mouth being a white water that is flowing down that river to the water fall. gave me a bad visual and now made me queasy

btw muse is fucking amazing to listen to while high omfg.

4:28 pm: get back from errands and immediately smoke another bowl. cars are so fucking fast man ;o My right jaw hurts so bad for some reason.

4:37 pm: the munchies are comin on...i wash some rice and put it in the rice cooker and made sure the meat was being defrosted.


4:47 pm: dance to bob marley music cuz he pwns.

7:02 pm: just finished working out completely high and cooked some korean meats. soo fucking good i thought i was ognna die of hunger

7:05 pm: finish taking shower and immediately go downstairs for another bowl

7:18 pm: finish smoking and start up NL200 session!

8:18 pm: finish up session. up 2 buys and brain feeling fried. in order to cool down my brain i stared at my roomate playing dota.

goddamn i'm baller. i pwn bitches blazled out of my mind woo hoo

9:41 pm: started watching the office and grilled a grilled cheese sandwich cuz it's just that damn good.

9:42 pm: considers smoking another bowl and grilling another sandwich.

10:16 pm: smoked the bowl and already ate the sandwich. now watching the office. so fucking great.

10:38 pm: ordered doughco and resume watching office.

11:15 pm: doughco arrives and i'm giddy with joy and immediately stuff it in m mouth

12:50 am: still watching the office. so sickkk ;( considering smoking another bowl or passing out. although both will point towards passing out...memmory getting kinda fazey naw mean?

1:14 am: gonna smoke another bowl, time to get it on. I hope to make another update if i can.

1:38 am: just realised i've never been this kinda high. This is the kinda high that's only achieved when you've been high every waking hr of that day. holy fuck high is the best word to describe em.

clouds nigga clouds.

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just venting that i got pwned at NL400 for 6k past 2 days.

time to regrind NL200 again fuck.

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SOULJAH BOI UP IN THE OHHH

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