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YoMeR United States. Jan 27 2008 22:09. Posts 12438

Usually i ignore the random msges that ask for money or whatever but this one was mildly amusing so why not i decide to post. Oh and i was homeworking while i was fucking around this this tool.

www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
good afternoon sir
Sam <YoMeR> says:
u2
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
how are you today
Sam <YoMeR> says:
doing ok
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
sry to add u randomly i represent fulltilt poker i run teh affilaites
Sam <YoMeR> says:
cool
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
woudl u be interested in becomign an affilaite with us
Sam <YoMeR> says:
not really
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
well you get a 300% depopsit bonus adn 75% rake 200-2000 dollers deposit 200 and u get 800 total no fpp required 1 week cashout restriction
Sam <YoMeR> says:
unless i get paid like 10k up front to switch sites i wouldn't even think of it ;P
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
well if u deposit 2 gs u get 8000
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
instant bonus
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
and 75% rake
Sam <YoMeR> says:
nah just ship me 10k over stars
Sam <YoMeR> says:
then we'll call it a deal
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
i cant send to other sites sir
Sam <YoMeR> says:
i'll generate enough rake
Sam <YoMeR> says:
oh then a check is fine too
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
y woudl i send u 10000?
Sam <YoMeR> says:
or through netteller or osmething of the like
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
r u retarded
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
eata dick u cocksucking american faggot
Sam <YoMeR> says:
i thought you were repping ftp?
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
yea
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
whats yer point
Sam <YoMeR> says:
sweeettt
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
yea
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
yer a queer
Sam <YoMeR> says:
but you obv aren't
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
give me 10gs
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
lol wow
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
whata tool
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
tool of the day goes to...
Sam <YoMeR> says:
yea ship it plz
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
ok
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
whats er addres
Sam <YoMeR> says:
i guess you hate getting made fun of
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
123 locves to eat cock drive
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
made fun off?
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
i geuss u hate being yerself i would too if i ate cock for breakfest
Sam <YoMeR> says:
so you work for them then start insulting me randomly when i ask for only 10k?
Sam <YoMeR> says:
what's wrong with you?
Sam <YoMeR> says:
how do you know i'm american?
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
obv yer an american witha dumb request like that
Sam <YoMeR> says:
hahaha wrongness
Sam <YoMeR> says:
and apparently FTP support sucks
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
lol oooo
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
please it hurts
Sam <YoMeR> says:
since people NEVER ask me for random shit anyway
Sam <YoMeR> says:
i guess your opinion of me matters
Sam <YoMeR> says:
sorry to have offended you
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
it doesnt
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
but u should still feel bad that yer gay
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
i wold be
Sam <YoMeR> says:
really?
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
what did yer parents sday
Sam <YoMeR> says:
i like fucking men
Sam <YoMeR> says:
tbh
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
ew
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
yer fukt
Sam <YoMeR> says:
they said it was cool
Sam <YoMeR> says:
do you want some big daddy cock too?

oh and he decides to msg me with his other name.

Pat. W. says:
hey
Sam <YoMeR> says:
hi
Pat. W. says:
sup
Sam <YoMeR> says:
uhh nothing
Sam <YoMeR> says:
who are you?
Pat. W. says:
i work for stars.
Sam <YoMeR> says:
oh sweet
Pat. W. says:
were hiring faggots right now
Pat. W. says:
are u interested
Sam <YoMeR> says:
so what does stars support want to do with me randomly?
Pat. W. says:
yea cock sucker
Pat. W. says:
i dont work for stars support
Pat. W. says:
r u high
Pat. W. says:
did i say that
Pat. W. says:
no
Pat. W. says:
eat anotehr dick
Sam <YoMeR> says:
I'M OBVIOUSLY KIDDING AND YES I'M HIGH AS FUCK
Sam <YoMeR> says:
BEEN SINCE I WAS AWAKE
Sam <YoMeR> says:
but since you're such a moron you wouldn't know
Pat. W. says:
oo good diss
Pat. W. says:
retard
Pat. W. says:
eat a dick
Sam <YoMeR> says:
blah blah blah i'm gay blah blah

I <3 the random smiles i get throughout the day.

EDIT: The guy msged me a 3rd time... wtf. never had a guy do it 3x before.

CanadianPokerGuy (10:14:20 PM): yo
Dak DDong (10:14:41 PM): hi
CanadianPokerGuy (10:14:52 PM): whats goin on bro
Dak DDong (10:15:35 PM): nothing much
CanadianPokerGuy (10:15:39 PM): pokerin?
Dak DDong (10:16:09 PM): nah
CanadianPokerGuy (10:16:15 PM): true what r u up to tonite
Dak DDong (10:16:16 PM): who are you btw?
CanadianPokerGuy (10:16:39 PM): i am an afifilaite for fulltiltpoker.com
Dak DDong (10:19:17 PM): lol
CanadianPokerGuy (10:19:21 PM): ?
Dak DDong (10:19:45 PM): sweet
Dak DDong (10:19:51 PM): how can i be of service to you?
CanadianPokerGuy (10:20:07 PM): just contacting memebrs and lettign them know we are now hiring new affilaites
Dak DDong (10:21:07 PM): sounds interesting just don't think i'm interested
CanadianPokerGuy (10:21:13 PM): lol
CanadianPokerGuy (10:21:19 PM): pretty ironic sentence
Dak DDong (10:21:30 PM): i know
CanadianPokerGuy (10:21:38 PM): well il let u know the details and u can msg me whenever
CanadianPokerGuy (10:21:53 PM): its 300% deposit bonus 200-2000 dollers no fpp requried 1 week cashout restiricon
CanadianPokerGuy (10:21:55 PM): and 75% rake
CanadianPokerGuy (10:22:04 PM): get abonus code to give to other players the yget 25 free good will bonsu
CanadianPokerGuy (10:22:08 PM): and u get 25 for hem using it
CanadianPokerGuy (10:22:13 PM): let me know if u are ever interested
Dak DDong (10:23:03 PM): hey so how does it feel to msg the same guy 3 x in the same day?
Dak DDong (10:23:11 PM): about the same thing?
CanadianPokerGuy (10:23:23 PM): tell u truth i dont remember who i msg i just ciontact everyone
Dak DDong (10:23:34 PM): i'm the gay guy remember?
CanadianPokerGuy (10:23:41 PM): o u eat cock?
Dak DDong (10:23:43 PM): yea
CanadianPokerGuy (10:23:55 PM): sux
Dak DDong (10:23:57 PM): dude just give it up the one time it's worked on floofy won't work again
Dak DDong (10:24:01 PM): lolol god that's great
CanadianPokerGuy (10:24:07 PM): whis floofy
CanadianPokerGuy (10:24:18 PM): ?
Dak DDong (10:24:22 PM): nvm
CanadianPokerGuy (10:24:27 PM): i rip gim off?
Dak DDong (10:24:37 PM): i wish you luck in your future endevours
CanadianPokerGuy (10:24:42 PM): endevours
CanadianPokerGuy (10:24:44 PM): no big words pelase
Dak DDong (10:24:50 PM): sorry

sweet action

1 votes

eZ Life.

Last edit: 27/01/2008 23:26

Minion Brasil. Jan 27 2008 22:26. Posts 2112

what a fking retard LOL
well done sam

hkbubbletea Canada. Jan 27 2008 22:27. Posts 1575

Well done indeed.
I like how you made him feel like shit the first time that he logged on with another screenname just to get shitted on again.
That guy is a retard.

Raise me and die.

twotimesopt United States. Jan 27 2008 22:44. Posts 2393

do you want some big daddy cock too?

hahahahaha, wp sir

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Highcard Canada. Jan 27 2008 22:56. Posts 5428

that was great, he can't even take the time to type without errors.

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time

AcroN Norway. Jan 27 2008 23:02. Posts 568

Brilliant! Those guys really show theire colors when you start pissing on em haha

hubmaster United States. Jan 28 2008 00:45. Posts 586

Do affiliates of Stars or FTP have that many grammatical and spelling errors when they write to recruit?

ROFL LMAO at the following

On January 27 2008 21:09 YoMeR wrote:

www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
whats er addres
www.FullTiltPoker.com come play with the pros. Now hiring new affilaites. says:
123 locves to eat cock drive

You ship me your monies, I ship you my gratitude.

Last edit: 28/01/2008 00:50

KeanuReaver United States. Jan 28 2008 00:49. Posts 2022

"CanadianPokerGuy (10:23:41 PM): o u eat cock?
Dak DDong (10:23:43 PM): yea
CanadianPokerGuy (10:23:55 PM): sux"

rofl

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Gawuss Poland. Jan 28 2008 01:44. Posts 2336

lol this Pat. W. guy talked to me too. Fuckin scammer who tries to be nice and then if you don't want to continue a conversation he talks shit

When people ask: What nationality is this guy raking in all the pots? The answer invariably comes back Poland, Poland. Again and again - Karma