So... Daniel Negreanu pwns
DustySwedeDude, Jan 19 2007
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I just read it, and even though I'm a atheist who finds the concept of "God" more then a bit silly I think it's a really nice text he's written. Everyone needs some basic values in their lives and it can really fuck you up if you don't mind that. I want my fucking ex-gf back  .
Now I only need a ugly
DustySwedeDude, Jan 18 2007
Ok, so I'm up like 6 buyins or something the last 3 days or so. Havn't played much but I've played kinda good. I think I'm a better player now then before my little downswing. I mentioned that I'd probably post something like; “Downswing ends, Dusty becomes really happy and makes out with ugly girl” soon so now I'll only need a ugly girl. The problem is that I'll be at my parents' house this weeked so I'll either have to dig up some old girlfriend or something or make out with one of my roommates. I don't think the one with big boobies would like that since she has put up a limit on how much I can play with her boobies lately. The other one might be up for it, but she's really ugly! I'd give her sexuall favours if she cleaned and made me food or if I was really drunk, but still!
Anyway, I've got a lot of shit to do tomorrow so I'll just get some sleep now.
10 reasons to turn gay
DustySwedeDude, Jan 17 2007
As promised, I've translated an old post of mine.
1. Girls have by evolution and bad weekly magazines been taught that it’s a bad thing to be a slut. More or less any guy would sleep with anyone even remotely attractive. Thus; if every guy was gay we’d have much more sex. BigBalls bad run would end really fast. Hmm, it might end fast anyway, I’ve heard that a big wallet is the only thing sexier then a big penis.
2. Girls get old fast. The world’s hottest 40-something years old, Madonna, already start looking a bit shabby. Brad Pitt and George Clooney on the other hand are really hot. Also, guys doesn’t look like Ogres when they we don’t wear make-up.
3. Guys know what it’s like to get a blowjob. Girls don’t, per definition. Some faggot I know told me that this means that guys give better blowjobs. Sounds reasonable.
4. Fags can watch porn without degradating women. Gay porn can’t degradate women. There are no women.
5. Dudes don’t have PMS.
6. You won’t have to trust something that bleeds once a month without any noticeable damage.
7. Guys aren’t as sensitive as girls. We’ve got more humor in common. You could probably tell a sexist, racist and/or really, really stupid joke without having to go without sex for a week.
8. There’s a higher probablility that you’ll find someone who has the same hobbies as you.
9. This was basicly a stupid wordpun that doesn’t work in English. Just laugh or something.
10. If you’re in Sweden, and someone says something offensive to you, you could just throw the “Law about agitation against an ethnic group” and put them in jail.
Bad beats and mastrubation
DustySwedeDude, Jan 17 2007
Nice cards and big boobies!
DustySwedeDude, Jan 17 2007
Special olympics, law school and ugly girls
DustySwedeDude, Jan 15 2007
Hi
I’m 19 years old, I’m studying law at Uppsala university and I’m running so bad that I think that I would probably fit into the special olympics. That’s not that bad thought, I’ve been running really good for a month and a half before this shit so I’m good anyway. I do spot some leaks and stuff too, which obviously pwns.
Anyway, I started playing poker during the last summer and I put 50 USD into party in the middle of august. 2 weeks later I went to law school and by then I had figured that I could probably pay for beer with my pokermoney, which worked out great. I’ve actually invested some of my winnings too, Uranium for teh win! I drank far too much last fall so I got out of shape, made out with a hideous woman and got a scar on my cheak when I accidently fell asleep on my bike. Funning thing was that I woke up the next morning, one of my flatmates walks in on me and screams “OH MY GOD! IT’S BLOOD ALL OVER YOU!” and she was kinda correct. I was bleeding like a fucking pig when I crashed into my bed and it had kinda made big spots of dried up blood all over me and my bed. I looked like I’d been in a fight or something. So… I’ll try to take up some sport and play more poker this semester. I'll try to 4-table at least 2 hours/day for the most part, except when I've got some exams or such.
“Downswing ends, Dusty becomes really happy and makes out with ugly girl”
“Dusty tries NL100 again, fail horribly”
“10 reasons to turn gay” (face it, I could just translate it)
“Why I love Talanted Tom despite his face”
“I hate hangovers”
*random thing about some shitty situation in poker*
/ Redhead
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