As promised, I've translated an old post of mine.
1. Girls have by evolution and bad weekly magazines been taught that it’s a bad thing to be a slut. More or less any guy would sleep with anyone even remotely attractive. Thus; if every guy was gay we’d have much more sex. BigBalls bad run would end really fast. Hmm, it might end fast anyway, I’ve heard that a big wallet is the only thing sexier then a big penis.
2. Girls get old fast. The world’s hottest 40-something years old, Madonna, already start looking a bit shabby. Brad Pitt and George Clooney on the other hand are really hot. Also, guys doesn’t look like Ogres when they we don’t wear make-up.
3. Guys know what it’s like to get a blowjob. Girls don’t, per definition. Some faggot I know told me that this means that guys give better blowjobs. Sounds reasonable.
4. Fags can watch porn without degradating women. Gay porn can’t degradate women. There are no women.
5. Dudes don’t have PMS.
6. You won’t have to trust something that bleeds once a month without any noticeable damage.
7. Guys aren’t as sensitive as girls. We’ve got more humor in common. You could probably tell a sexist, racist and/or really, really stupid joke without having to go without sex for a week.
8. There’s a higher probablility that you’ll find someone who has the same hobbies as you.
9. This was basicly a stupid wordpun that doesn’t work in English. Just laugh or something.
10. If you’re in Sweden, and someone says something offensive to you, you could just throw the “Law about agitation against an ethnic group” and put them in jail.
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