sup

This existence called existence.

Loneliness.
Boredom.
Uncertainty.
Chaos.
Pain.

At the end of the day all we humans really have is each other.

Salud.

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Any tips, tricks, hacks, insight, anything in regards to mattress buying?

I just find the experience pretty horrendous. There are like 10 brands, 10 different types of 10 different 10 types of 10 different types of 10 different types of 10 different types of 10 different types of 10 different types of ..........

The salespeople seem pretty lackluster although maybe not their fault since bed comfort is so damn subjective.

I like the idea of temperpedic "memory foam" but at the same time seems like it could be classic marketing mumbo jumbo in order to rape the buyer in the ass.

Everyone in the western world probably buys a bed at some point. There has got to be a way to make it suck less and actually find the right bed for the individual.

So now that I'm done complaining about beds...

For a number of reasons that I don't care to list (I already spent shit lines shit complaining) I have decided to build a motherfucking firebrick parilla grill that ate tokyo by hand. Who knows when the fuck it will come to fruition but when it does I invite any and all LP'ers to kill some choice animals (or buy some choice killed animals) and asado that bitch up proper.

If you are in the Northern Hemisphere cheers to shit hopefully blooming and being nice out.

If you are in the Southern Hemisphere cheers to that for why not.

If you are an alien from another planet cheers.

RiKD

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PM if you are in Chicago and want to grab some drinks.

Cheers,

RiKD

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Was going to write a likely long blog but don't feel like it anymore so here it is:

Desk Chairs?

Credit Cards?

Parents, Children, Vanity. Shit is pretty fucked up if you think about it but no one ever really does.

Don't go to Panera Bread in Big Box Land for Lunch on the Weekend unless you are a masochist that hates yourself.

How much drama risk would you take on for an out of this world threesome on a scale of 1-10?

1 is so close to zero it might as well be zero risk.

10 is entering potentially scary, eyes wide shut, dangerous cult territory with boss's bat shit daughter type risk.

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Handshakes:

You ever really vibin' w/ some cat and havin a good time? You wanna end the interaction w/ a nice "Hey man, I really enjoyed lunch. I'm really diggin your style. We should do this again some time. Until we meet again" and win the day w/ mutually exceptional hand shake?

Then he is sitting down or something and has to reach back kind of uncomfortably and the handshake is a little strange but you get it somewhat right but somewhat wrong but you are like oh shit man we fucked up the storybook ending handshake but I hope it's ok? Hopefully, we take care of business next time?

Good Sex and Transcendence:

Would I be writing this blog post or giving 2 shits about the above if I was breast fuckin some Kate Upton lookalike with moxy to match the mams? Tenacity to match the tits? Pizazz to match the premium pair?

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Is Everyone Addicted?

It doesn't matter what it is.

Personally, I always find myself in a viscous cycle where I waste all this time sitting in traffic or traveling to go grocery shopping or to the local farm to get some good shit. Then spend like an hour prepping and preparing and cooking. I personally enjoy cooking, etc. but it gets to the point like wtf am I doing?

But then you eat some olive oil, fresh garlic, fresh herb, fresh lemon vinaigrette w/ fresh magical in season produce and magical x, etc etc etc etc and it's like fuck I need to do this more.

That is just the first addiction that popped into my head. Could be an interesting thread btw:

Grocery shopping, cooking, eating out. What are your thoughts, ideas, opinions?

Anyways, it just seems like all human beings are either in a state of desperation for happiness or occupied w/ happiness. There is like no happy medium. I think any addiction just boils down to a desperation for happiness. I don't believe in any of that bullshit where ppl are actually addicted to shit besides like heroin where you can get viscously sick withdrawal symptoms but if you think about it you can get viscously sick, "nausea", boredom, depression, withdrawal from anything exceptional in life whether that's a good night out, a good vacation, a good date, a look from another human being that tells you they see who you are and are cool with what they see.

hmmm. that might be it for now.

As far as remedies for desperation for happiness. Bone Thugs n Harmony, Dark Chocolate Gelato, Hennessy, and a good cigar and some writin n readin might be worth a try.

Love.

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Do Fat People Get It?

If you are not a professional 6 pack haver what is the point of a 6pack?

Beer and Ice Cream are fucking good.

Drinking all day and having a blast is a lot more fun than eating 400 calories every now and again and running 5 miles and this is coming from someone that FUCKING LOVES salmon and kale and olive oil and running 5 miles.

But I mean if you were in Dublin and in good company would you be eating a lil bit plants and fish or would you be drinking fucking magical guinnes on draught and trying to fuck the jennifer connolly look a like?

Unless you are an actor or a model, what is the fucking point?

Is there ever quality of life at 85? People can rationalize a way?

Also, I'm not talking about like obese, intrude on your life, what the fuck are you doing fat, but like w/e, do what you do, if you are skinny and have good metabolism you aren't fat but if you don't you might be a little bit fat fat.

i don't know

what do ya'll think?

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Summer is nice

especially when it's like 60 degrees at night, 70 and sunny during daylight. (sup SD ppl prolly should just figure out how to live in SD am i wrong?)

Rose wine is too sweet (for me)

malbec u gotta drink w/ like some chorizo o bife de lomo o batatas (for me)

pinot is where it's at if you are messin around w/ herbs de provence and evoo and lemons and seafood and birds and shit

get your heart health/fitness up. it feels GOODMAN. especially in this summer sun/atmosphere.

produce is fucking GOODMAN. i'm hoping for this shit to be exceptionally excellent until like aug, hopefully sept.

summer reading.

what ya'll reading?

sup london blokes.

NYC weekend of the 20th. i have never even been there before which may or may not be embarrassing?

personally not ashamed that's just how it went.

since i've never been there i'm down for whatever. i'm stayin w/ a bronx local so if anyone has suggestions i'm sure me and the 2 london blokes will appreciate. if not fuck you, we don't have a clue i'm sure we'll figure something out and have fun anyways. you could always join and be an appreciated mentor or if you don't have a clue either an appreciated accomplice. the more the merrier.

everyone is just trying to live, hopefully, occupy yourself w/ something stimulating/fun. make a little money, live somewhere, eat something, have a little extra to try and find meaning in this thing we call life. in this thing we call existence. in this thing we call w/e you want to call it.

holla

R

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Sup FeLLaS,

I know ya'll be in VeGaS at some point. GL HF, C ash R ules E verything A round M e, CREAM! get dat $$$, dolla dolla bill ya'll. I <3 all ya'll nukkas... but I am currently not self-employed so gotta grind where they be payin me but if any of ya'll wanna swing by the East Coast whether that be NYC, Jersey Shore, Ocean City - MD, etc. give me a holla and we can probably work something out. I will be in NYC anyways sometime between July 18-July 31 and am gettin antzy to get out to an ocean to take some sun, eat some fresh seafood, holla at some females in bikinis lookin for a good time, etc.

LP fo life,

RiKD

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