Degen Chronicles

I went out with my friends, got a little drunk and came home early (12ish) because i had a test this morning

played poker all night long, at the rock bottom of this graph i hit some shit screamed every curse word imaginable and decided i needed to do something else, so i watched Rocky IV and since rocky is a complete hero he inspired me to fight back.

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I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

wtf is the answer to this.

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Dropped out of school for the spring semester from Missouri state U.

Gonna probably get a job being a dealer and get my own house and stuff and start taking classes again next fall.

also, pretty much poker has been retarded, yesterday was the most brutal beating from poker I think I've ever taken granted it was for a small amount of money it still hurt my bankroll exponentially.

I'll just throw it out in the open that if anyone wants to stake me for two $11 deepstack tournaments this weekend and the sunday 100g that would be awesome.

Also, for a more longterm investment, maybe staking me for some $4 180 mans where i have a pretty sick ROI that would be awesome too.

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won money for me, and both of my stakers

+75 profit for myself

+75 profit for ksoo87

and +25 dollar profit for strato

br = 75 dollars, ship

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I have the whole day open

I'll give you buyin back + 50% profits or if you think that is unfair we can work something else out.

looking to be staked mainly for the sunday 100g, but also for any and every other tournament of today, anything from $1 to whatever.

Official Poker Rankings http://www.officialpokerrankings.com/...9F57487E4170AEE83D10B2BB2EA0.html?t=8

Sharkscope PS ID tehskies


EDIT -

aim = terranupmyheartt
msn = caleb_012_@hotmail.com

EDIT2 -

staked for the sunday 100g still looking to be staked in any other tournament.

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So I had 11 cents in my rednines account.

they have "super micro" sng where the buyin is .09+..01

I played in it, won, ship it .46 cent bankroll.

played in four more, won one for a 6 cent profit and my br was .50


my friend wants to play sc, so I load up the slot machine, bet one coin and select 5 lines.

ding ding ding, JACKPOT, INSTANTLY WON 25 DOLLARS FROM THE SLOT MACHINE.

SICK SICK SICK LIFE.

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after my last hot run i decided to quit my job, cashed out 900 from stars for 3 months payments and moved 150 to rednines

rednines software is gay because it tilts me and i lost all probably like 300 to rednines casino games and have basically no money left there.

so gay

shouldn't have quit my job.

maybe i'll grind up some playmoney or something if i get hella bored

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wtf, so I'm down like $10 to the casino cause I had no idea how to play 3card poker and wanted to learn.

I buyin for $10, bet $1 and fold my hand cause it was like 6 high.

Next hand I decide to bet $5 for some reason unknown to me, I get dealt a flush, fucking awesome.

But then I only have $4 so I can't even play the rest of the hand to see if my hand beat the dealers

/wrists stupidass software malfunctino bullshit at losing $5 because of rigged shit.

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So I moved $150 to rednines to, you know, hang out with the cool kids and see what all the fuss is about.

Software
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The software is soooo foreign to me. Seriously, on stars I am so comfortable with the software I can do 20+ tables of random shit easily. On rednines though, I'm struggling with 3. There are some weird buttons too, and the slider is much harder to use. Overall everything seems useable and not terrible or anything, but is most certainly going to take some time to get used to.

added note - How in the world can I change the software to a four color deck, it's killing me.

Skill Level
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Alright, admittedly I'm just playing Nl5/Nl10 and some tournaments. Regardless of that fact though, Competition seems sick soft. People are doing a lot of things like limping AK and shit in multiway pots. This is admittedly somewhat throwing my game off, but people are also calling all three streets with middle pair and other ridiculous things. Maybe that happens on stars too, but I seriously never remembered that happening even at nl2.

Endnotes (Because I'm too lazy to type anything else about rednines)
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Overall? Rednines kicks ass because of rakeback. I calculated how much rake I put into stars this month and realized that I could have made more from rakeback than I do at my job.

Karma? Because I said rednines kicks ass I'm obviously going to win that ipod.

Sexy? Yes I am.
/End transmission

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taking shot #2 at nl50

moving up at $750 roll, probably about to log a 3-4k hand session unless it starts to go bad.

will post results when finished

<3 lp.

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