Degen Chronicles

What reasons are questionable as to the crimson skies. Should I stay, or should I go, should I flutter as a young blossoming freebird or decay myself as to sending the pain below. Dissonance and bliss, Freelance and determined destiny, the foreverness and eternity, the dog-eat-dog society.

My counterpart and interactions of wildlife society, the lessons as to which life will deter into cynical deductions. The destruction.

The beauty of harshness and the cruelty of the sword, the spear, and the hand of mankind.

Salutations.

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Didn't have a place to tell you guys but thanks for the rail in the sunday 100g

sorry I couldn't take it down

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i'm fucking registered for the sunday million

i swear to god im never drinking again

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Alright so first of all, friday afternoon I buy a keg for my friend's birthday party and he buys one too, sweet, fuckloads of people and beer.

Second of all, it's tradition to float any beer that is left in the kegs the next day, so yesterday all of my very close friends and I wake up, eat some food, and start to play beer pong, flipcup, and a game I call sit around the keg and pass the tap til it's gone.

Ok, fast forward to 10pm and i'm completely obliteratedly drunk, the kegs are finished and I'm so fucked up. We go to this other guys house for a party that he didnt even know about rofl, and I go on a few adventures with my friends in my truck because no one would let me or any of my friends drive (wtf? seriously)

Eventually I make it home, and wtf, two of my other friends are at my house playing rock band and I'm not even there, sweet, so I sit down and start playing with them and I start talking to this girl who happens to be my neighbor. I can't help but to notice this other guy's truck is at her house and we're supposed to be hooking up. She tells me that she's with him now and that's why she has been acting like she has. I gave her a standard "Go fuck yourself, I hope you die" text message. Finished playing rock band, logged on pokerstars and proceeded to dump god only knows how much cash, I have 500 dollars in my account right now, I've never played drunk poker but I was literally life tilted and just wanted to fucking hurt someone as bad as I felt.

Poker obviously didn't work and so I call her, we talk for a couple hours and pretty much I come out looking like a big pussy and she won which is bullshit, but whatever. Anyways, I'm still drunk as im typing this at 1130 in the AM which I think is a beautiful thing.

Hopefully I'm gonna take down the sunday 100g today which would probably be the only thing that could ever soothe my pains of the moment.

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Dropped $250 today and I'm not tilted just upset.

Also used all of my fpp on sunday million sats and lost all of them.

starcraft is boring today, my back hurts and i'm hungry.

the only way this day is getting saved is if i get laid and there's little to no chance of that happening

/wrists

edit - I think i'm gonna spew some money at the 5r to relieve stress, probably wont help though

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NL50 is boring and I wanna play NL100, but i'm 500 dollars away from being sufficiently rolled

I tried playing $25+2 9 man sng but after two sessions broke even.

I also need to stop cashing out (I'm -700 the past two weeks from cashouts) and not to mention I had to ship 500 to gawdawful. Wtf, I should be playing like nl200 almost.

anyways, someone give me the ability to run hot for one session at something and win $500 so I can play nl100 and also give me the ability to quit cashing out.

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ran pretty bad imo

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bought into a $150 tournament at the casino today full of typical live degen losers. There were 125 entrants and the first place prize of 6k or so was mine for the taking.

In the first hour I managed to acquire 9000 more chips than my initial starting amount of 6500, I also threw up a couple times in the bathroom at the sick bad play. People limping TT PF, flopping sets and check/calling every street was fucking terrible on my stomache.

Anyways, basically I was up to 70k and was 2nd or 3rd in chips with ~25 left and 12 paying. Blinds were sick huge relative to stack sizes (2k/4k) and some fag every time i raised would come over the top of me, I would fold and he would show AA/KK/AK/QQ every single fucking time, fucking faggot.

Anyways, break to the future, I'm sitting with 30k and 3k/6k blinds, 15 people left and the fag who raped me in every hand is in the sb, folded to him and he makes some insignificant raise, I look at my holecards, K3os, the fucking nuts. I instantly go all-in, he calls and shows A3, fuck him.

faggot sucked out obv and I went out in 15th place and miraculously donated every single one of my 70k chips to that guy. I'd seriously murder him right now if I could.

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I decided to play in some turbo MTT for no apparent reason

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5th - $12 45 man for like $33

4th - $25 45 man for $135 or something

1st - $60 45 man that i accidentally reged for and almost had a seizure but i'm loving my fuck up right now for $800 AND

2nd - $12 180 man for $400
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guess i can easily be shipping my stake back to gawdawful after all of that :o

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So last night at like 2am I notice neilly is posting hands, and for the comical value I start checking them and I notice he is playing HU.

I'm a bit underrolled to be playing nl50 hu (750 br) but I think I have a considerable edge against neilly so i decide to let myself lose $100 to neilly as my limit and other than that play to take his br.

Neilly is sitting at 4 nl50 HU tables and they are all full, so I join the waiting list on all 4 of them and watch him.

Neilly is literally 3betting every other hand oop and calling 4bets with any two suited cards vs people with $30 stacks and shit so I'm feeling pretty confident.

I get one table opened up against him and start abusing the fact that he multitabling and stuff. My next table opens and I decide that I can make maximum $/hr against him two tabling. I'm crushing neilly and we are 150 bb deep on both tables. Neilly had $250+ on each table to begin with so obviously it was my goal to reverse all of that. I hit a sick heater and soon after I suckout on him twice and im sitting with $300 on both tables. Neilly then goes into uber tilt mode and I'm just raping him everywhere with solid tight play and sick thin valuebets, 2nd pair was good enough vs his maniac style. I get neilly down about 750 and he has to start closing his other tables to continue playing and I consider stopping because I would feel genuinely bad taking his whole BR but with all of LP watching and stuff I continued to play. At one point I was up 890 dollars on neilly which is absolutely sick and I wish I woulda stopped at that point.

I really dont know why you guys all felt compelled to obs that match, or why it was epic. Maybe you guys think we are both jokes or something. That's pretty embarassing to me and my ego but whatever.

Anyways, neilly got his heater as well and sucked out on me for $600 or so and I left up $300 which was actually under my pokerEV graph by about $100 but it's ok because i still turned a pretty nice profit running at 25ptbb/100.

I hope he sits at the tables in the future as well.

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