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biggest pot ever :D
I was so happy to stack off the maniac
feels goooooooot

Submitted by : tutz

PokerStars Game #32480015202: Holdem No Limit ($0.10/$0.25 USD) - 2009/09/05 14:51:36 BRT [2009/09/05 13:51:36 ET]
Table Gliese 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: SeeVeeR ($25 in chips)
Seat 2: Hero ($47.65 in chips)
Seat 3: lagret ($52.60 in chips)
Seat 4: WillGiveU$$$ ($27.15 in chips)
Seat 5: dxwind ($25 in chips)
lagret: posts small blind $0.10
WillGiveU$$$: posts big blind $0.25
fro_Ost: sits out

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to Hero
dxwind: folds
SeeVeeR: raises $0.75 to $1
Hero: calls $1
lagret: calls $0.90
WillGiveU$$$: folds

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $3.25)

   
lagret: bets $3.25
SeeVeeR: folds
Hero: raises $6.25 to $9.50
lagret: calls $6.25

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $22.25)

   
lagret: bets $42.10 and is all-in
Hero: calls $37.15 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($4.95) returned to lagret

River (Pot : $96.55)

   

Showdown
lagret: shows (a pair of Eights)
Hero: shows (three of a kind, Sixes)
Hero collected $94.55 from pot

Summary
Total pot $96.55 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 1: SeeVeeR folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Hero (button) showed and won ($94.55) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 3: lagret (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 4: WillGiveU$$$ (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: dxwind folded before Flop (didnt bet)

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OH GOD I HATE WHEN I DO STUPID PLAYS
I SHOULD BE A 10000000000bb/100 WINNER INSTEAD OF JUST 11.5bb/100
I SHOULD BE RUNNING 5bi's UP INSTEAD OF JUST 3bi's ON THE SESSION THAT I'M PLAYING NOW
JUST LOST A WHOLE BI ON A FUCKING PLAY
THAT'S SO TILTING

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First I wanna say I'm brazillian so english isn't even my second language so I'm sorry if I make some grammar mistakes on this post. I was playing live $1/2 at some illegal place here in brazil (cash games are illegal here, only tournaments are legal), and all players at my table were a bunch of donkey/tards/drunks/riches. I know i'm not the best player but I was totally sure I was the only player at the table who even knew how to play the game decently... I made the mistake of going to the place with a pokerstars jacket, so at the moment I arrived one of the drunk guys said out loud: "ohhh a pro a the table, what a honor...". I just smiled nicely I took my place at the table with $200, and everybody else was playing already very deeper with at least $400. The table was absolutly insane, paying $20 with Ax(THE NUTS!!) to see a flop was absolutly normal at the table and a flop with less than 4 players was very rare. As the game goes on they started realizing that I was very quiet and not playing much hands and at the moment I decided to play and hand or put a raise to try to reduce the field at the flop they all started trashing me like: "heeey, carefuulll, he is a poker staaarrr hahahahahahahaha"... and as the game goes on I was actualy winning EVERY hand I decided to play, but never showing down any of them. At a moment I had almost 500$ and had never showed one hand... Then this hand is delt to me utg: AJo. I limped cause I was absolutly sure somebody was gonna raise and I could just flat to see the flop. A guy in mp raise $15 a 3 donks decided to call, and so did I. The flop comes A35(raibow), the sb checks and I bet $65, the pf raiser insta-shoves like $800 everybody folds and I thought for a while and said: "I have a hand but w/e, I'm not gonna gamble this" so I folded and showed the hand. Everybody at the table was like "WTF, HE SO STUPID HE HAS TOP PAIR AND IS FOLDING, HAHAHAHA"... The guy that won the hand start laughing and said "hahahaha, the kid cant take the pressure, hahahahaha im gonna be a pokerstarrrr, and then he mucked his hand." I thought: "well... that its gonna give a greeat bluff oportunity"... I was at the button and the same guy raised $20, I decided to reraise him $85, everybody else folded and he flatted, the flop comes Qxx, he overbets $200 and I shoved for $450 more, he thought for a while and said: "u have aces... gonna give u the respect stupid kid"... and then showed a queen. I showed K4 for a total bluff and he was like INSAAAANEEEEEE. He stands up imeadiatly and started calling me all names u can imagine... I never said a word, just waited until he calm down and kept playing. After that EVERYBODY started trashing me a loooot... I just couldnt stay there anymore so I said that it was my last orbit. And the last hand goes like that: 22 delt to me utg. I call and the insane guy makes $30 in mp, the bb calls and I call too. The flop: J22. I was like LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL inside my head. I cheack, then I stand up and say "time to go...", the insane guy checks and the bb checks too. the turn is a blank and I check again, the insane guy makes $80, the bb fold and I say: "hm... ok I call". The river is another blank and I checked, the insane guy look me up and says "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE GIVE MY MONEY U RETARD, I'M ALL IN", I said: "cmom, what u have there? my hand is good..." and then he said "I HAVE THE NUTS KID, JUST GO HOME TO UR MOMMY", and then I said "I call, this is the nuts am i wrong?". He looked at my hand and the whole table was shocked to see it and the guy jumps out in the table to take me but everybody stops him and put him down... I took my chips very fast and cashed out... Profit: $1400, Fun: priceless.

:D
ps: $1=~R$2(brazillian money)

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