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Fired!
  NewbSaibot, Mar 29 2011

Almost. An employee looked like he was going to take a swing at me the other day after we got into an argument, so I filed a complaint with HR. Big mistake I guess, because he's best friends with the president of the company. President just called me into his office and chewed me out, saying if I complain or take it any further I'm fired, and that he shoulda let me go 6 months ago (not sure why he didnt then). I wanted to get into it with him but was pretty sure he would have fired me on the spot so I decided to bow out and just stand there getting yelled at. Pretty embarassing since I'm sure some employee's heard it, and office gossip will surely spread it around.

So back to the job hunt for me. At least I'm still employed, but obviously thats just borrowed time. He knows firing me within days/weeks of complaining about another employee would be an instant lawsuit so I figure I have anywhere between 1-6 months before he can get away with it.

Extra sucks that going poker pro is not yet an option for me. Lost 20 BI's in the last 2 days half stacking NL5, not even the worlds biggest heater could save me financially at these limits.



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Brief religious rant
  NewbSaibot, Mar 28 2011

Oh lawd... I'm not going to put much effort into this rant just b/c all of you will know where I'm going with it.. just a very tilting email one of our obese employees sent out this morning. Her husband had a brain tumor, had it removed, and the doctors said they found no traces of cancer. Apparently this is special, and living in the bible belt the obvious conclusion to be drawn is that it is a miracle by god. Nevermind the fact that you got the tumor in the first place & his bitch ass would be fucking dead if it weren't for medical science, prayers are the reason there is no cancer. But what really grinded my gears was the *very next* sentence which goes on to say that he will need continued checkup's & treatment to make sure no cancer develops for the NEXT 3 YEARS. But what the fuck, I thought god was the reason he has no cancer in the first place. So why the hell do you need future checkups? Why not just pray mother fucker? I mean I can understand being so diluted as to attribute any positive outcome to an invisible sky man, but if you are going to preemptively pray away the development of cancer, then there should be no need to visit doctors ever again. Obviously they didnt do shit so why waste the time and money?

You may have noticed earlier I emphasized the point of this person being obese. Given her size I am certain she qualifies as morbidly obese, but thats beside the point. The point was that a recent study was released conducted over 20 years that directly linked religiousness to obesity. Again, not too hard for you to fathom, but I'll spell it out anyway; Those found to attend religious functions at least once a week and who classified themselves as religious ended up obese in later years. I think it was something like a 90% correlation. These were people originally of healthy weight, who virtually all became obese 20 years later. Conversely, those who did not identify themselves with religious beliefs, nor attended religious functions with any regularity, were almost all within normal guidelines for physical health.

Point? Meh, I dunno. I just see her dumb fat fucking ass with her dumb fucking religion and think "how fitting of you".



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Omg yes!!
  NewbSaibot, Mar 27 2011

They said he could be anything he wanted, so he became a god~





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Need battleship poker ideas
  NewbSaibot, Mar 19 2011

Gonna go chill tonight and play some battleship poker. Need some variations of the game, i.e. mandatory 3betting, auto-ship next hand after showdown, reasons to take shots, etc etc.



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I r slow :(
  NewbSaibot, Mar 19 2011

I must be fucking mentally deficient or something, because after 3 years of playing I can still only manage to handle 1 table of poker at a time . I mean I'm fast enough to click buttons and read the board when I mass table, but I am consistently losing when I try. Whenever I drop tables I notice I start thinking way more in depth about hands, to the point of over-analyzing I'm sure, but it seems to work. I mean I love the game and I love getting all into it and shit, thinking about every possible angle, what I can rep, what he has, what he'll fold, what he'll call, etc etc. It's invigorating. It seems like I think about a lot of this stuff when mass tabling too, but my results speak otherwise. Maybe it's just a variance limiter, seeing less hands per hour gives me the illusion that I'm winning more.

Meh, if only there were an upside to this lol. I guess it's good for playing live since I'm accustomed to being bored at the table. Maybe I can be more aggressive with my BRM since I'm playing so much less and so much better.



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Games that suck
  NewbSaibot, Mar 13 2011

To take my mind off poker I decided to "trial run" a few games to take advantage of my decent gaming rig. To date, they have all blown goats:

1) GTA IV
2) Crysis
3) Crysis Warhead
4) Mass Effect

Jesus do they make good games anymore? TF2 is the only thing worthy of my significant gaming prowess these days. All I have left now is Assassins Creed, Gears of War, and Dead Space. Never played any of them, so here goes.



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$50 Stars->FTP
  NewbSaibot, Mar 10 2011

Can anyone help me out?



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Unreal 4
  NewbSaibot, Mar 04 2011

Holy shit on a stick, check out the newest engine tech from the makers of the Unreal games. This is all real-time, built for next generation hardware.
































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Ting Wings
  NewbSaibot, Mar 03 2011

Ah, so relaxing, especially after a hell-raising poker session.





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Challenge accepted
  NewbSaibot, Feb 27 2011

Now the only question is what challenge? $50 deposit @ NL2? $1 HUSNG's? 180 man's? Learn micro-PLO? I havent put any effort into poker in quite awhile, just splashing around with whatever random idea to run it up comes to my head. I'm busto and have this entire week off, so figure I might as well make it a grindathon. Hopefully I dont waste too much time sleeping in, watching netflix, and playing vidya games.



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