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Charliehorse   United States. Oct 20 2010 17:39. Posts 36
So dissapoint that stripper only gave sad ending massage
I decide to craiglist to get hj
found this:http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/biz/2014448405.html

so I go, it's in some poor neighborhood in Philly
I'm afraid of it being a sting but then I think this neighborhood is too poor for police.
I'm afraid of gangs but I don't see any around and it's like 2pm so I go in house when she gives me call
she is like 6'2 6'3, 195lbs all muscle
something clearly seems wrong with her, her legs has like marks on them I can't tell what is wring with her legs. But she has really fine muscle tone but ugly dog face, like big foot's woman.
So there's other people in the house, I'm pretty concerned
I enter her room and it's just a mattress with sheets and she puts a towel on top the bed. And that's where I'm supposed to get massage. So I'm not going anywhere I came for a hj, Ima get a damn hj. Shit if I care if it's a crak house and on a mattress. The music is the radio. She give me back massage for like 4 minute then has me turn over and puts condom on and start givingnme bj. I tell her to play with my balls please. She like grabs them and it hurts but I'm not saying anything then she starts to crush one and I say ow. She starts to go lighter but it's like her hands are in some kind of clutch and she's knuckling my balls, but whatever she's trying her best. I start cumming and it's like she wants feel cum come into her mouth. Then i asked for a hug and she gave me a good hug and I think she is sweet person, like a human who is just trying to feel good.

I wonder if she was addicted to crack. I don't know if I'll go back, place still scares me
and she might have aids and it's not even a massage table. Maybe I shud just move to Vegas, those Asian women are much better. They know all sorts of techniques and shit

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Into Infinity   United States. Oct 20 2010 17:48. Posts 1884

10/10 would read again


terrybunny19240   United States. Oct 20 2010 17:49. Posts 13829

oddly interesting i suppose


k4ir0s   Canada. Oct 20 2010 18:14. Posts 3480

lol! keep blogging man

I dont know what a dt drop is. Is it a wrestling move? -Oly 

TalentedTom    Canada. Oct 20 2010 18:31. Posts 20070

you are a poet

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

exalted   United States. Oct 20 2010 18:51. Posts 2918

lol this is awesome. your brutal honesty and fearlessness is an inspiration

exalted from teamliquid :o 

zulu_nation8   United States. Oct 20 2010 19:03. Posts 1929

reads like hemmingway


noface   United States. Oct 20 2010 19:24. Posts 182

seriously man

i wouldnt touch a cunnis that raszi has stretched out - Illmatic 

terrybunny19240   United States. Oct 20 2010 19:25. Posts 13829

decided to check out the craigslist ad
dude it said "t.s. amber" in that craigslist, she is a transexual.. .that's why she was so big w muscle and shit.


Surprise   United States. Oct 20 2010 19:34. Posts 275

the games you own at, end up owning you 

hellokittery   United States. Oct 20 2010 19:34. Posts 1399

OMFGGGG LOL


asdf2000   United States. Oct 20 2010 19:44. Posts 7708

wow

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. 

hoylemj   United States. Oct 20 2010 20:06. Posts 840


  On October 20 2010 18:25 Night2o1 wrote:
decided to check out the craigslist ad
dude it said "t.s. amber" in that craigslist, she is a transexual.. .that's why she was so big w muscle and shit.



well she should know how to handle some balls!! lol


Charliehorse   United States. Oct 20 2010 20:22. Posts 36


  On October 20 2010 18:25 Night2o1 wrote:
decided to check out the craigslist ad
dude it said "t.s. amber" in that craigslist, she is a transexual.. .that's why she was so big w muscle and shit.



He would have to be taking estrogen pills cause of femalish cheeks on face which make no sense for how muscular she was. So he got his dick removed and replaced with a human pussy? How does a crack addict in a poor Philly neighborhood manage to pay for that operation? Also women who die donate their pussy organ? The only way I can see how my balls were handled is the person had 0 feeling in their hands so they could not tell how much pressure they were applying. I thought she could be in wnba because she was so tall, I mean I feel kind of sick to my stomach.

I want to call and ask her if she is transgender but I'm afraid if she says yes I'll puke
at the same time what if she is a woman and I ask her if she is really a man? Won't that hurt her feelings?
I don't see how pursuing this any further can be beneficial


asdf2000   United States. Oct 20 2010 20:46. Posts 7708


  On October 20 2010 19:22 Charliehorse wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 20 2010 18:25 Night2o1 wrote:
I want to call and ask her if she is transgender but I'm afraid if she says yes I'll puke
at the same time what if she is a woman and I ask her if she is really a man? Won't that hurt her feelings?
I don't see how pursuing this any further can be beneficial



lmao i think you're right about that

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. 

vlseph   United States. Oct 20 2010 21:17. Posts 3026

what is this bbv?

The only hands a nit balances in his range are the nuts, the second nuts, and the third nuts. 

noface   United States. Oct 20 2010 21:37. Posts 182


  On October 20 2010 20:17 vlseph wrote:
what is this bbv?



If so, file this under Brag.

i wouldnt touch a cunnis that raszi has stretched out - Illmatic 

GoTuNk   Chile. Oct 20 2010 23:27. Posts 2860

WAT


whamm!   Albania. Oct 20 2010 23:40. Posts 11625

did it feel just as good tho?


TheHuHu3   United States. Oct 21 2010 00:21. Posts 5544

OP just got manblown by a dude. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlll

TheHuHu4 coming soon :) 

eso   Sweden. Oct 21 2010 00:58. Posts 285

rofl, reminds me of some byrnesam blog post.

5/5


terrybunny19240   United States. Oct 21 2010 01:20. Posts 13829


  On October 20 2010 19:22 Charliehorse wrote:
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He would have to be taking estrogen pills cause of femalish cheeks on face which make no sense for how muscular she was. So he got his dick removed and replaced with a human pussy? How does a crack addict in a poor Philly neighborhood manage to pay for that operation? Also women who die donate their pussy organ? The only way I can see how my balls were handled is the person had 0 feeling in their hands so they could not tell how much pressure they were applying. I thought she could be in wnba because she was so tall, I mean I feel kind of sick to my stomach.

I want to call and ask her if she is transgender but I'm afraid if she says yes I'll puke
at the same time what if she is a woman and I ask her if she is really a man? Won't that hurt her feelings?
I don't see how pursuing this any further can be beneficial


nah dude I don't see any reason for you to even be concerned. Just thought you might want to know what some of the lingo is, so in the future you aren't more surprised. I don't think you mentioned anything about the lady's genitals but I'm not going to check your OP.

Pussy's aren't transplanted in people who have had sex changes, the new genitals are created using the existing stuff (I don't know details beyond this point).

No reason to feel sick to your stomach.. really doesn't change much.

/nvm

 Last edit: 21/10/2010 01:22

whamm!   Albania. Oct 21 2010 01:29. Posts 11625


  On October 20 2010 22:40 whamm! wrote:
did it feel just as good tho?


asdf2000   United States. Oct 21 2010 01:35. Posts 7708

nooooooo why did they ban him

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. 

Sanity   United States. Oct 21 2010 04:07. Posts 1076

LOL


Baalim   Mexico. Oct 21 2010 04:07. Posts 34305

he is woodbrave and he is trolling all of u

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro Online 

Etherone   Canada. Oct 21 2010 09:37. Posts 753


  On October 21 2010 03:07 Baal wrote:
he is woodbrave and he is trolling all of u


that may have been his only sincere post imo


asdf2000   United States. Oct 21 2010 11:55. Posts 7708


  On October 21 2010 03:07 Baal wrote:
he is woodbrave and he is trolling all of u



i know he's woodbrave

really, u think he's trolling?

i'd like to think the post was genuine lol

it also doesn't answer why he was banned? simply because he's woodbrave? i mean it's not like anyone actually knows if he's trolling, and if he is so what it's hilarious

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right.Last edit: 21/10/2010 11:57

noface   United States. Oct 21 2010 14:14. Posts 182

I had my suspicions that he was leveling to be honest, I have read a lot of 2+2 posts from KKF and they had very similar tone.

i wouldnt touch a cunnis that raszi has stretched out - Illmatic 

YoMeR   United States. Oct 21 2010 15:47. Posts 12438

good thing i don't have to get bjs from someone like that. phew~

eZ Life. 

BanelingBust   United States. Oct 21 2010 16:33. Posts 5


  On October 21 2010 03:07 Baal wrote:
he is woodbrave and he is trolling all of u



you know why my name is woodbrave?
Cause in highschool I was aroused by everything but couLd not have sex with anything because it's not allowed. Even masturbation was illegal but not enforced. I had developed a hatred for being alive. About after 5 years of this existence, thought I could cure myself of fear of embarrassment if I got up on the lunch table and masturbated infront of everyone at cafeteria. I gave my penis a chance, if it didn't do another boner I wouldn't do it. But if I got one more boner i was going to free myself. Sure enough I got a boner traveling to the cafeteria. I tell my friends at the lunch table to stand back. I pull my chair out. My legs freeZe, I can no longer move my legs. Apparently my subconscious has some sort of override on my conscious. I thought if I named myself brave I would become brave. Maybe it's becoming true.


asdf2000   United States. Oct 21 2010 18:33. Posts 7708

oh dear god you are awesome

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. 

John Galt   Canada. Oct 21 2010 23:44. Posts 618

funniest thing i've read this year.

MaidenFan: Stop worrying about what might be or what coulda been, the former is totally out of your control, and the latter is nothing but a twisted fantasy 

 



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