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Charliehorse   United States. Oct 20 2010 17:39. Posts 36 | | |
So dissapoint that stripper only gave sad ending massage
I decide to craiglist to get hj
found this:http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/biz/2014448405.html
so I go, it's in some poor neighborhood in Philly
I'm afraid of it being a sting but then I think this neighborhood is too poor for police.
I'm afraid of gangs but I don't see any around and it's like 2pm so I go in house when she gives me call
she is like 6'2 6'3, 195lbs all muscle
something clearly seems wrong with her, her legs has like marks on them I can't tell what is wring with her legs. But she has really fine muscle tone but ugly dog face, like big foot's woman.
So there's other people in the house, I'm pretty concerned
I enter her room and it's just a mattress with sheets and she puts a towel on top the bed. And that's where I'm supposed to get massage. So I'm not going anywhere I came for a hj, Ima get a damn hj. Shit if I care if it's a crak house and on a mattress. The music is the radio. She give me back massage for like 4 minute then has me turn over and puts condom on and start givingnme bj. I tell her to play with my balls please. She like grabs them and it hurts but I'm not saying anything then she starts to crush one and I say ow. She starts to go lighter but it's like her hands are in some kind of clutch and she's knuckling my balls, but whatever she's trying her best. I start cumming and it's like she wants feel cum come into her mouth. Then i asked for a hug and she gave me a good hug and I think she is sweet person, like a human who is just trying to feel good.
I wonder if she was addicted to crack. I don't know if I'll go back, place still scares me
and she might have aids and it's not even a massage table. Maybe I shud just move to Vegas, those Asian women are much better. They know all sorts of techniques and shit
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k4ir0s   Canada. Oct 20 2010 18:14. Posts 3480 | | |
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TalentedTom   Canada. Oct 20 2010 18:31. Posts 20070 | | |
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exalted   United States. Oct 20 2010 18:51. Posts 2918 | | |
lol this is awesome. your brutal honesty and fearlessness is an inspiration |
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zulu_nation8   United States. Oct 20 2010 19:03. Posts 1929 | | |
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noface   United States. Oct 20 2010 19:24. Posts 182 | | |
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decided to check out the craigslist ad
dude it said "t.s. amber" in that craigslist, she is a transexual.. .that's why she was so big w muscle and shit. |
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Surprise   United States. Oct 20 2010 19:34. Posts 275 | | |
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hellokittery   United States. Oct 20 2010 19:34. Posts 1399 | | |
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asdf2000   United States. Oct 20 2010 19:44. Posts 7708 | | |
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Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. | |
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hoylemj   United States. Oct 20 2010 20:06. Posts 840 | | |
| On October 20 2010 18:25 Night2o1 wrote:
decided to check out the craigslist ad
dude it said "t.s. amber" in that craigslist, she is a transexual.. .that's why she was so big w muscle and shit. |
well she should know how to handle some balls!! lol |
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Charliehorse   United States. Oct 20 2010 20:22. Posts 36 | | |
| On October 20 2010 18:25 Night2o1 wrote:
decided to check out the craigslist ad
dude it said "t.s. amber" in that craigslist, she is a transexual.. .that's why she was so big w muscle and shit. |
He would have to be taking estrogen pills cause of femalish cheeks on face which make no sense for how muscular she was. So he got his dick removed and replaced with a human pussy? How does a crack addict in a poor Philly neighborhood manage to pay for that operation? Also women who die donate their pussy organ? The only way I can see how my balls were handled is the person had 0 feeling in their hands so they could not tell how much pressure they were applying. I thought she could be in wnba because she was so tall, I mean I feel kind of sick to my stomach.
I want to call and ask her if she is transgender but I'm afraid if she says yes I'll puke
at the same time what if she is a woman and I ask her if she is really a man? Won't that hurt her feelings?
I don't see how pursuing this any further can be beneficial |
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asdf2000   United States. Oct 20 2010 20:46. Posts 7708 | | |
| On October 20 2010 19:22 Charliehorse wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 20 2010 18:25 Night2o1 wrote:
I want to call and ask her if she is transgender but I'm afraid if she says yes I'll puke
at the same time what if she is a woman and I ask her if she is really a man? Won't that hurt her feelings?
I don't see how pursuing this any further can be beneficial |
lmao i think you're right about that |
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vlseph   United States. Oct 20 2010 21:17. Posts 3026 | | |
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noface   United States. Oct 20 2010 21:37. Posts 182 | | |
| On October 20 2010 20:17 vlseph wrote:
what is this bbv? |
If so, file this under Brag. |
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GoTuNk   Chile. Oct 20 2010 23:27. Posts 2860 | | |
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whamm!   Albania. Oct 20 2010 23:40. Posts 11625 | | |
did it feel just as good tho? |
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TheHuHu3   United States. Oct 21 2010 00:21. Posts 5544 | | |
OP just got manblown by a dude. LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlll |
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eso   Sweden. Oct 21 2010 00:58. Posts 285 | | |
rofl, reminds me of some byrnesam blog post.
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| On October 20 2010 19:22 Charliehorse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 20 2010 18:25 Night2o1 wrote:
decided to check out the craigslist ad
dude it said "t.s. amber" in that craigslist, she is a transexual.. .that's why she was so big w muscle and shit. |
He would have to be taking estrogen pills cause of femalish cheeks on face which make no sense for how muscular she was. So he got his dick removed and replaced with a human pussy? How does a crack addict in a poor Philly neighborhood manage to pay for that operation? Also women who die donate their pussy organ? The only way I can see how my balls were handled is the person had 0 feeling in their hands so they could not tell how much pressure they were applying. I thought she could be in wnba because she was so tall, I mean I feel kind of sick to my stomach.
I want to call and ask her if she is transgender but I'm afraid if she says yes I'll puke
at the same time what if she is a woman and I ask her if she is really a man? Won't that hurt her feelings?
I don't see how pursuing this any further can be beneficial
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nah dude I don't see any reason for you to even be concerned. Just thought you might want to know what some of the lingo is, so in the future you aren't more surprised. I don't think you mentioned anything about the lady's genitals but I'm not going to check your OP.
Pussy's aren't transplanted in people who have had sex changes, the new genitals are created using the existing stuff (I don't know details beyond this point).
No reason to feel sick to your stomach.. really doesn't change much.
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whamm!   Albania. Oct 21 2010 01:29. Posts 11625 | | |
| On October 20 2010 22:40 whamm! wrote:
did it feel just as good tho? |
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asdf2000   United States. Oct 21 2010 01:35. Posts 7708 | | |
nooooooo why did they ban him |
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Sanity   United States. Oct 21 2010 04:07. Posts 1076 | | |
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Baalim   Mexico. Oct 21 2010 04:07. Posts 34305 | | |
he is woodbrave and he is trolling all of u |
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Etherone   Canada. Oct 21 2010 09:37. Posts 753 | | |
| On October 21 2010 03:07 Baal wrote:
he is woodbrave and he is trolling all of u |
that may have been his only sincere post imo |
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asdf2000   United States. Oct 21 2010 11:55. Posts 7708 | | |
| On October 21 2010 03:07 Baal wrote:
he is woodbrave and he is trolling all of u |
i know he's woodbrave
really, u think he's trolling?
i'd like to think the post was genuine lol
it also doesn't answer why he was banned? simply because he's woodbrave? i mean it's not like anyone actually knows if he's trolling, and if he is so what it's hilarious |
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noface   United States. Oct 21 2010 14:14. Posts 182 | | |
I had my suspicions that he was leveling to be honest, I have read a lot of 2+2 posts from KKF and they had very similar tone. |
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YoMeR   United States. Oct 21 2010 15:47. Posts 12438 | | |
good thing i don't have to get bjs from someone like that. phew~ |
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BanelingBust   United States. Oct 21 2010 16:33. Posts 5 | | |
| On October 21 2010 03:07 Baal wrote:
he is woodbrave and he is trolling all of u |
you know why my name is woodbrave?
Cause in highschool I was aroused by everything but couLd not have sex with anything because it's not allowed. Even masturbation was illegal but not enforced. I had developed a hatred for being alive. About after 5 years of this existence, thought I could cure myself of fear of embarrassment if I got up on the lunch table and masturbated infront of everyone at cafeteria. I gave my penis a chance, if it didn't do another boner I wouldn't do it. But if I got one more boner i was going to free myself. Sure enough I got a boner traveling to the cafeteria. I tell my friends at the lunch table to stand back. I pull my chair out. My legs freeZe, I can no longer move my legs. Apparently my subconscious has some sort of override on my conscious. I thought if I named myself brave I would become brave. Maybe it's becoming true.
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asdf2000   United States. Oct 21 2010 18:33. Posts 7708 | | |
oh dear god you are awesome |
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John Galt   Canada. Oct 21 2010 23:44. Posts 618 | | |
funniest thing i've read this year. |
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