On August 26 2011 06:06 byrnesam wrote:
fuck they better have more fight footage last week
but fuckin L O L @ mike
for some reason an episode came out today... and it did but it was one of the bigger disappointments I've ever experienced in my life. the Pauly D post fight analysis was gold though
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PuertoRican   United States. Aug 28 2011 22:11. Posts 13047
There's a new episode tonight, I remember last year they had a new episode come out at this time too. I assume it's to help pump up the Video Music Awards (VMA) that is coming on right after it.
Anyway, I'm 7 minutes into it, I started laughing when they showed the actual footage of the "fight".
Ronnie rushed Mike, they were right in front of each other and each threw 2-3 punches that looked like they were trying to shoo away a fly (no exaggeration), and nobody connected.
Paulie said that Mike took karate when he was younger, and Ronnie has big muscles, but it looks like they're both clueless in the boxing department.
I assume Ronnies fights have been out when he's drinking facing an intoxicated guy who can easily be slammed and then he throws gorilla shots at them when they're already fucked up or dazed from the slam.
The only reason Mike looked fucked up and had to be taken out on a stretcher is because he was so pumped up after the altercation that he slammed his own head into the wall because he was so pissed off, and he had a massive lump on his forehead, Ronnie didn't even touch him.
Rekrul is a newb
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nolan   Ireland. Aug 28 2011 23:03. Posts 6205
i mean i nkow its the shore but you may wanna spoiler tag that.
On September 08 2008 10:07 Baal wrote: my head is a gyroscope, your argument is invalid
qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 29 2011 03:01. Posts 14026
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 29 2011 03:28. Posts 14026
lol @ mikes "HEADRUSH Death B4 Defeat" top
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RaiNKhAN   United States. Aug 29 2011 20:54. Posts 4080
bad show
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ichiro   Netherlands. Aug 29 2011 21:11. Posts 122
we've got a roidrage situation
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 29 2011 21:31. Posts 14026
ronnies roid tilt is hilarious
when he bought those roses i thought "yup those are gonna be in the bin in about 10 minutes"
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ichiro   Netherlands. Aug 29 2011 21:52. Posts 122
buying your ex roses to tell her your gonna be happy and move on...makes sense to me, gotta try that one time...
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Aug 29 2011 22:06. Posts 14026
showing your ex youre not an asshole
give a gift then take it back and throw it in the bin
ronnie logic
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SPEWTARD   Peru. Aug 30 2011 13:38. Posts 4306
lol u guys rly see that shit?
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Sep 09 2011 08:13. Posts 14026
Meh, so disappointed that Mike didn't get a legitimate beating, this season seems to be lacking decent content. Lots of relationship drama and its getting fucking boring, its not even raging tilt drama like before, its all calm discussions and giving each other advice.
Pauly and Vinnie are really holding the show down right now. If it weren't for their fucking around and commentary on the drama the show would be trashed.
show is relatively trashed already, still though its entertaing to a certain degree. Only show i watch with Curbs new season, which is fking epic.
I wish one of your guys had children if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles so you can feel my pain because thats the pain I have waking up everyday -- Mike Tyson
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PuertoRican   United States. Sep 09 2011 17:51. Posts 13047
This season lacks, but it's keeping me entertained enough to continue watching it, probably because there's nothing else to watch on Thursday nights.
Hopefully Ronnie bitch smacks Snookie's boyfriend when he comes to visit for saying f-u to Ronnie over the phone.
Rekrul is a newb
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Sep 09 2011 18:56. Posts 14026
On September 09 2011 16:51 PuertoRican wrote:
Hopefully Ronnie bitch smacks Snookie's boyfriend when he comes to visit for saying f-u to Ronnie over the phone.
haha first thing i thought of was i hope Gianni comes and hiim and Ronnie have a battle of the juicers
its funny how juicers tend to throw punches like girls almost always
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PuertoRican   United States. Sep 16 2011 01:57. Posts 13047
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All of the guys in Italy look much smaller than the Jersey guys.
Not surprised that Snookie crashed into the police car, American vs. Korea/Italy driving is very different.
I cant speak for Italy, but Korea has very good taxi drivers, but the way they drive isn't always the safest, which is part of the reason why Asians get a bad rap in USA for driving poorly.
Americans couldn't handle driving in Korea.
Rekrul is a newb
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qwerty67890   New Zealand. Sep 16 2011 08:33. Posts 14026
fuckin lol'd at Mikes double and Vinnie ripping on Deena the next morning.
rest of episode was pretty lame, just Deena and Snooki being their normal sloppy disgusting selves.