me

lol come one

U have the wrong attitude ....
pull a Floofy !

<3

chin up bud

whats a floofy

wheres floofy? :/

5* btw

good luck

Sick life

you had an epiphany,now do something for your problems
I wouldn't worry for the lack of a girlfriend that much cause youre still young,but srsly, no friends?
even this guy has friends

Go out, fuck poker and get friends fenner, and stop hanging so much on IRC

Agree with Texxy

lol @ the brutal honesty

at least u can grind the fuck out of poker, thats an amazing strength to have once u start playing winning poker.

i think what u need is a mentor or a friend to look up to and model after in life/poker.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

what about school

[ ] confidence

On July 06 2009 13:36 Fred wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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On July 06 2009 13:36 joLin wrote: what about school

dropped out

On July 06 2009 12:17 fenner wrote: 19 years old never had a girlfriend no rl friends for 3 years never had a job get rejected for KFC played poker for 1.5 years and can't beat micros going busto as i type never been good at anything in my life conclusion: im retarded

It could be worse

24 years old (next month)
1 gf (ever... pretty much, there was another one too but i dont count that as intercourse was banned)
only friends i have are either people i work with (who i dont really like) or people who only contact me/talk to me when they want something
I work full time in a call centre
played poker for like 3 or 4 years and play the same / lower stakes than you
never really made any money
also never been good at anything in my life

On July 06 2009 13:59 byrnesam wrote: also never been good at anything in my life

how can you say this sam you are an mspaint legend

This is the part where you decide whether you're a man or just a punk... when you choose to take that first agonizing step towards self-improvement and walk down that painful path towards something better... or you just sit there with your thumb up your ass feeling sorry for yourself.

THIS THREAD MAKES ME SICK, ADMIN DELETE

FENNER DONT WORRY, THERE IS LIGHT ON THE OTHER SIDE

22 years old
averaging 1 new girl per week
semen cant recharge fast enough to keep up with the pussy
close group of friends, we all have each others back ride or die niggas
work? i rather rob a bank or hustle
started poker 6 months ago and CRUSHING
will be ballin off poker within the next 1 year
naturally talented at everything i try
will be famous before i die

On July 06 2009 13:59 byrnesam wrote: It could be worse 24 years old (next month) 1 gf (ever... pretty much, there was another one too but i dont count that as intercourse was banned) only friends i have are either people i work with (who i dont really like) or people who only contact me/talk to me when they want something I work full time in a call centre played poker for like 3 or 4 years and play the same / lower stakes than you never really made any money also never been good at anything in my life

[x] met a porn star

byrnesam just got real

Honestly far too much of the young lp community places emphasis on making $$$$ and spending all this time improving at poker. There are far more important things in life which should take priority ( many of which you mention in your post). For example, take a step back and look at the majority of successful big name online pros and how mostly they have greatly reduced volume because they have found there are much more important things to focus on ( off the top of my head stinger, daut, timex). My advice would be to try and find some friends who accept you for who you are and to really work on developing strong social relationships. Like the cliche goes money can't buy you happiness (unless you enjoy balling out with blow and fucking hookers every day).

Is easy to take a step back for reflection when u have like $1.5m+ in the bank

If you dont, youre going to spend most of your time at a job. After that, commuting time, eating, sleeping, chores and errands, the little bit of time you have left is your live. Theres not really enough to need "reflection"

Lol brynesam u are by far the funniest guy i ever encounterd in the internetz

U are a sick talented entertainer

ye we love you guys

I love you guys. Poker is really the only thing I'm failing at. I should probably sell "cool" coaching to poker players.

But really you need to conquer this negativity. When you go into anything with a negative attitude you can expect poor results, I'm often the same way and it's something I've been working on. If you feel like a loser you most certainly will be one.

I would take being "rejected" from KFC as a compliment btw.

You're still really young mate, plenty of time to sort your life out. I still think you can succeed in poker, your dedication alone is a great asset. GL

beforehand i must say i m just jokin, but if you have some suicidal feeling probably dont open it -_-
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ur problem probably is you life w/ parents, it really brings man down

On July 06 2009 16:07 Shad wrote: You're still really young mate, plenty of time to sort your life out. I still think you can succeed in poker, your dedication alone is a great asset. GL

and this

On July 06 2009 15:08 byrnesam wrote: Is easy to take a step back for reflection when u have like $1.5m+ in the bank

yeah this obv.

first you get the job
then you get the khakis
then you get the girl

lol sup /b/

go back to school.

On July 06 2009 16:32 CrownRoyal wrote: first you get the job then you get the khakis then you get the girl

gg with the khakis

On July 08 2009 09:54 Silver)Z( wrote:

saved for future emo fits :D

xD

lol at the pic
chin up i have a friend who works in kfc and he says its the most dogshit job hes ever had including pay so no biggy there
glgl