Dear CrownRoyal - Page 3

i dunno why you guys all berate me for being a regular for 3 years and not being a nl5k champ

i play recreationally for now,

i cant remember the last time i was anything other than bronze star on stars.

just like we don't know why a "recreational" player berates tons of players on this board who are here to learn and become professional players.

We are not here for recreation, sure we may have a fun NL2 PLO session from time to time or w/e, but it comes down to money, and we are all here to take what we can and give nothing back.

And your graph is just about as embarassing as my PT3, why would you post that in "defense" of your good play, i posted mine to show how bad i sucked, jesus man, wtf is wrong with you

You said u just wanted to get me fired up, then a couple ppl say stuff to you and you bitch about being berated as well, lol, hows it feel buddy? You coulda done without those comments, right? Are u realizing this is a community and we are here to help each other, and u should do the same, and if u don't have anything of value to say then just keep your fucking mouth shut. (ie. advice / something funny / something in the world / SOMETHING OF VALUE)

EVERYONE TO THERE FEET!
CROWNROYAL, YOU ARE THE ONLY RECREATIONAL PLAYER ON LP, YOU ARE FAMOUS!
YOU, AND ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES!

first of all the whole learning @ lp atmosphere is a rough one and usually people are berated to learn in general so i dunno how you can say im the only one who does it and 2ndly it doesn't matter what type of player i am i can still analyze and determine in my opinion what is right and what is wrong and im pretty sure im usually right or i wouldn't be saying it.

i'd never give anyone advice i thought was wrong.

neilly you do realize those winrates are pretty good, right?

do you even understand wtf those mean?

my HU pt stats are the only ones im not really proud of, that isn't a very good nl50 hu ptbb winrate but the rake is a rapist at that limit hu so it isnt too terrible

you saying those pt stats are bad is like someone saying scoring a 30 on their ACT is pretty bad

sure they could be better but there aren't many people winning @ rates higher than that, they are a pretty elite group and i dont think they would be playing those stakes to begin with.

In before Michael Jackson gi... oh wait

4000th post.

OMG 8bb/100 over 60,000 hands on microstakes! The next Bobby Fischer of Poker imo!

HOLY SHIT, THATS FAME BOYS N GIRLS, THATS WHY HE PLAYS RECREATIONALLY, BECAUSE HE HAD A MONTH WHERE HE PULLED 8BB/100, SO OBVIOUSLY HE DOESN'T HAVE TO PLAY ANYMORE SINCE HE HAD A WINNING MONTH....DUH, NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
:edit: - It doesn't even say his name on that chart, he coulda pulled that from any 2p2'rs page.

So crown, if I take a $7,000 month from last year and post a graph about it, does that mean im the best and should just let everyone else take the fishes money because I had a winning month?

The answer is no you idiot, the point of poker is you need to bring your A game every single day, its not like baseball where u swing 3x and catch a few balls, this is a game you need to BRING IT 365 days a year.

Now, all this shit about you being a "recreational player", is that just another term for a losing player, or a player that just trolls forums and doesn't play?

Does your brain function correctly?

Boy, must be nice to have a dream job that pays you $10M a year, especially since you dropped out of college and failed at poker!

God your a joke, you piss me off so bad, u fuckin suck at life, then u fail at poker, and u just keep getting gifts thrown into your lap

(OK HERES A DREAM JOB DON'T FUCK IT UP)

Obviously you're gonna fuck that up too, its just a matter of time, then whats god gonna throw in your lap? Next will probably be some super rich bitch thats 20x out of your league, but shes a little fuckin crazy and falls for one of your ridiculous poems, then your gonna run good with her for one month and be like "IM ONLY RECREATIONAL, I'M OUT BITCH"

:: 6 months passes ::

Me : Yo guys lets go to NYC for July 4th
Friends : Sure lets hit it

7:00 : we meet up with nutshot2
7:30 : we see crown on the side of the street with a sign "will teach NL2 for food"
8:00 : finish shopping at wal-mart
8:30 : egg crownroyal and steal his cardboard box
9:00 : drop of cleareyes down my face - return his HOME! (box)
9:10 : urinate profusely onto and all around the box.
9:15 : Take back his "home"
9:30 : Throw it in the nearest dumpster to him and take photo as he reaches in on his tippytoes to get it, only to get covered in piss.
9:45 : Pay someone $10 to walk up to him and tell him they will give him $100/hr for NL2 lessons
9:45 - 9:48 : laugh histarically as you see his eyes light up then the guy says, btw, what the fuck is NL2?

lol happy 4000th
I think I agree with Neilly for the first time ever.

cat fight

I can't tell if neily is trolling or not

Because crown is such a sweetheart

lol god this is awesome wtf.

what is driving you sir to write 2 page essays about how much you hate crown?

man this must be reallllll personal ;D

the douchebaggery was mutual

How dare you insult the game of baseball, I'm offended.

we don't have walmarts here in NYC

On January 21 2009 19:52 CrownRoyal wrote: theres from the last time i ever played poker seriously as my job results from 1 month of playing or something, i quit playing poker right after that i can't really remember why but i cashed out all of that but 50 bucks or something

lemme guess

u cashed out after u dumped 9 buy ins on .5/1

oh and neilly, you're not an amazing player, you're not even close to that, you're decent at best

quit thinking otherwise and just grind ur way up, and u shudnt have any students lol

That was the most mannerful I've ever seen you fayth, u get laid tonight or something? :-)

Yeah, wasted 4001th post on that!

fayth, before you judge, why don't you observe me play with teamviewer for 30 - 45 minutes then make a judgement, dealio?

I don't really wish to waste that kind of time

best of luck tho