lololol i make mistakes

rofl read the convo we had later...
obv i've zippy1306

PokerStars Game #21367477578: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/10/21 1:26:56 ET
Table 'Meliboea IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: teammcnabb ($26.35 in chips)
Seat 3: NickWharris ($28.20 in chips)
Seat 4: Punahou 80 ($33.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Lyndon_81 ($25 in chips)
Seat 6: zippy1306 ($24.80 in chips)
teammcnabb: posts small blind $0.10
NickWharris: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to zippy1306 [Kd Ah]
Punahou 80: folds
hard daddy joins the table at seat #2
Lyndon_81: raises $0.50 to $0.75
zippy1306: raises $1.50 to $2.25
teammcnabb: folds
NickWharris: folds
Lyndon_81: calls $1.50
*** FLOP *** [3d 9d Qh]
Lyndon_81: checks
zippy1306: checks
*** TURN *** [3d 9d Qh]
Lyndon_81: bets $2.25
zippy1306: calls $2.25
*** RIVER *** [3d 9d Qh 4h]
Lyndon_81: bets $6.25
zippy1306: calls $6.25
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lyndon_81: shows [7d 2d] (a flush, Ace high)
zippy1306: mucks hand
Lyndon_81 collected $20.80 from pot
zippy1306 said, "lol"
zippy1306 said, "ur terrible"
Lyndon_81 said, "get a clue"
Lyndon_81 said, "buddy"
zippy1306 said, "lol"
Lyndon_81 said, "you made like 3 mistakes that hand"
Lyndon_81 said, "im serious"
zippy1306 said, "LOL"
Lyndon_81 said, "im dead serious"
zippy1306 said, "you played 72"
zippy1306 said, "and i made the mistake?"
Lyndon_81 said, "read a book"
Lyndon_81 said, "study"
zippy1306 said, "rofl"
Lyndon_81 said, "rofl"
zippy1306 said, "just stop"
Lyndon_81 said, "you ***get"
zippy1306 said, "you're embarassing yourself"
Lyndon_81 said, "lol"
Lyndon_81 said, "get a clue"
Lyndon_81 said, "thats all i have to say"
zippy1306 said, "any mistake on that one ivey??"
Lyndon_81 said, "your an idiot"
zippy1306 said, "lol"
Lyndon_81 said, "go make you min raise spre-flop with a-k"
zippy1306 said, "rofl"
Lyndon_81 said, "and expect people to fold"
Lyndon_81 said, "you ****ing door knob"
zippy1306 said, "lol lol lol"
zippy1306 said, "i raised it to a dollar"
zippy1306 said, "this 25nl"
zippy1306 said, "thats 4x bb"
Lyndon_81 said, "just shut your mouth"
zippy1306 said, "tard"
Lyndon_81 said, "your sounding stupid"
zippy1306 said, "you play poker to feed your baby??"
zippy1306 said, "that one there is the pic?"
Lyndon_81 said, "i play poker so that you can feed my baby"
Lyndon_81 said, "obviously"
zippy1306 said, "obv..."
zippy1306 said, "how much did i pay you off that hand??"
Lyndon_81 said, "you paid me off the maximum amount i could get"
Lyndon_81 said, "because my bet sizing is impeccable"
zippy1306 said, "10 dollars..."
zippy1306 said, "this convo was certainly worth 10 dollars"
zippy1306 said, "it's atleast 20 to get into a comedy club."
Lyndon_81 said, "forsure"
zippy1306 said, "saved 50%..."
Lyndon_81 said, "nice"
zippy1306 said, "we are in a recession you know.."
zippy1306 said, "gerber dropped the price of baby food"
Lyndon_81 said, "more like a depression"
Lyndon_81 said, "but thats another story"
zippy1306 said, "yes...it is a depression"

you are by far the worst poster on this site

lmao your making it to easy...let the fun begin !!!

Submitted by : eightfourO

PokerStars Game #21367830319: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/10/21 1:54:25 ET
Table 'Meliboea IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: teammcnabb ($18.90 in chips)
Seat 2: hard daddy ($25 in chips)
Seat 3: NickWharris ($54.30 in chips)
Seat 4: Punahou 80 ($25.85 in chips)
Seat 5: Lyndon_81 ($35.15 in chips)
Punahou 80: posts small blind $0.10
Lyndon_81: posts big blind $0.25

Holecards
teammcnabb: calls $0.25
hard daddy: folds
NickWharris: folds
Punahou 80: calls $0.15
Lyndon_81: raises $0.75 to $1
teammcnabb: calls $0.75
Punahou 80: calls $0.75

Flop (Pot : $3.00)

   
Punahou 80: checks
zippy1306 has returned
Lyndon_81: bets $1
teammcnabb: calls $1
Punahou 80: calls $1

Turn (Pot : $6.00)

   
Punahou 80: checks
Lyndon_81: bets $4
teammcnabb: folds
Punahou 80: raises $8 to $12
Lyndon_81: raises $8 to $20
Punahou 80: calls $8

River (Pot : $46.00)

   
Punahou 80: bets $0.25
Lyndon_81: raises $12.75 to $13
Punahou 80: calls $3.60 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($9.15) returned to Lyndon_81

Showdown
Lyndon_81: shows (three of a kind, Fours)
Punahou 80: mucks hand
Lyndon_81 collected $51.70 from pot

Summary
Total pot $53.70 | Rake $2
Board  
Seat 1: teammcnabb folded on the Turn
Seat 2: hard daddy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: NickWharris (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Punahou 80 (small blind) mucked
Seat 5: Lyndon_81 (big blind) showed and won ($51.70) with three of a kind, Fours

why am i the wrost poster on this site????

did you put tiny holes in his condom yet?

can't he uses mine.

ruh-roh i'm a daddy.

hell no

oohhh and he fucked that bitch on her period. wtf.
he told me he went down on her, grabbed her tampon w/ his teeth and swung it around like a mad man, thats why his beard was red.


fml

DONT INSULT BAD PLAYERS YOU IDIOT

he has a beard? wtf? shoot him imo

On October 21 2008 01:17 whamm! wrote: he has a beard? wtf? shoot him imo

roflwtf

shoot him b/c of a beard??? something in the phillippian culture??

dude..

Not only did you play that hand horribly, but you defended yourself and actually got into an argument with someone at a stars 25NL table.

Then you compounded things by making a topic about it?

lol

On October 21 2008 00:53 eightfourO wrote: zippy1306 said, "lol" zippy1306 said, "ur terrible" zippy1306 said, "you played 72"

Stop making threads, stop bitching, stop.

Man first off i was in the EXACT same situation and i posted the hand and you mother fuckers said "you chased your K and you hit it on the river...you have to shove"
so i did what you fucks told me and played the river and lost so you can't say i'm bad. I did what LP fucking told me to.

I hope i get fucking banned one day so i don't have to listen to most people's shitty fucking advice. Y'all tell me to play it one way, so i do, then when i lose that way, you tell me i fucking play that wrong. Figure it the fuck out one fucking time.

As long as banning doesn't affect rakeback. then i take everything i just said back.

I just found it humorous that some twat says i'm not good when he calls a reraise preflop and bets out with 27

"read a book, study, srsly"

haha what a dumb twat he is.
i found that funny, thought i would share it with the LP community.







anyone know what happend to lachlan?? haven't seen him in a while.

what the hell is wrong with you