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F4Zi   United Kingdom. Apr 14 2008 07:10. Posts 3462


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My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her.Last edit: 20/11/2011 18:59

ggplz   Sweden. Apr 14 2008 07:13. Posts 16784

well, i mean he lost like 400$ to you right? so obviously u have to stake him
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if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

znb   Hungary. Apr 14 2008 07:14. Posts 351


  your a great playa



asslicking mode on? :D

I usually play NL1000, but accidentally misclicked. 

Twisted    Netherlands. Apr 14 2008 07:15. Posts 10422

lol his fault for being a tard playing 50NL HU without the BR to support it


Ftrunkz   Australia. Apr 14 2008 07:18. Posts 384

so a week and a half it was. I haven't been at the site all that long, i know neilly talking about how he's changed and busting is std, but is it usually this fast? =D

y x x a x x x rb x x rb x x y 

Feiticeira   United Kingdom. Apr 14 2008 07:21. Posts 3047

I hope you get AIDS, Neilly

The weird thing is I think McCain will win this. Im 100% certain Obama wont be elected and you guys can mark my words - Sheitan 

NeillyJQ   United States. Apr 14 2008 07:23. Posts 8947

fuck off this was a personal message to him.

i had no clue he was who he was when he sat down, and he took my whole roll.

im trying to get restarted again and thought he might have the heart to help me get started again.

all you flamers can go rot and burn in hell for all i care.

fuck, off.

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

ggplz   Sweden. Apr 14 2008 07:25. Posts 16784

"fuck, off." - NeillyJQ 06:23 on 14th april 2008

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhAN 

NeillyJQ   United States. Apr 14 2008 07:35. Posts 8947

his reply to me before i wrote the above message.

From: F4Zi
Posts: 1979
Subject: Re: you were going to lose it anyway!
Date: 4/14 05:52
sorry i was just joking... and im not 100/200.. i play 5/10

u lost on coinflips anyway.

faz

-----------------------------------------
Original Message:
what kind of manners is this?

i use lp to become a better player not to be berated by a 100/200 player that hustled my roll on nl50.

w/e man.



so ya, i got PWNED (by coinflips) and fazi had the audacity to brag about how his roll is over 1k in a day or something stupid like that to me as well, why kick someone while they're down?

faggot ass fucking queer.

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

F4Zi   United Kingdom. Apr 14 2008 07:45. Posts 3462

lol wtf...

My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her. 

Kapol   Poland. Apr 14 2008 07:50. Posts 4696

Entertainment mode is ON.

BIBLE (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth)Last edit: 14/04/2008 07:50

kantoiki   Australia. Apr 14 2008 08:06. Posts 3818

ahahah neilly if you can't see how you're hilariously in the wrong about this....


wait who am i kidding i'm talking to someone who can't stick with one decision for more than 1 month ....scrap that a fortnight...


so in other words... you can do it KEEP TRYING!! good luck!!!

muckv - i have an iq of 180 and i want someone to teach me how to take a shit IN the toilet. 

Silver_nz   New Zealand. Apr 14 2008 08:14. Posts 5647

OUTPLAYED


pinbaLL    Sweden. Apr 14 2008 08:28. Posts 7243

neilly urahfag


lebowski   Greece. Apr 14 2008 08:47. Posts 9205

this guy has a real problem,not something to make fun of and put it front page for laughs imo

new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... 

bbz   Sweden. Apr 14 2008 08:47. Posts 104

help me, johnny drama

greed is my sin 

F4Zi   United Kingdom. Apr 14 2008 08:50. Posts 3462


  On April 14 2008 07:47 lebowski wrote:
this guy has a real problem,not something to make fun of and put it front page for laughs imo



maybe the titlte of the pot was "lol"
but it was totally serious blog post about stop asking for loans

My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her. 

Royal_Rumble   Germany. Apr 14 2008 09:07. Posts 1760



Submitted by : NeillyJQ

PokerStars Game #16691769654: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/04/13 - 03:26:49 (ET)
Table 'Montague' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: ilir3 ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: NeillyAA ($510.45 in chips)
NeillyAA : posts small blind $0.25
ilir3: posts big blind $0.50

Holecards(Odds)
Dealt to NeillyAA 7s6d
NeillyAA : raises $1 to $1.50
ilir3: raises $3.50 to $5
NeillyAA said, "im a big winner at fr and 6max"
NeillyAA : calls $3.50

Flop(Odds) (Pot : $10.00)

   9s4c7d
ilir3: bets $6
NeillyAA : calls $6

Turn(Odds) (Pot : $22.00)

   9s4c7d5h
ilir3: checks
NeillyAA : bets $14
ilir3: raises $25 to $39 and is all-in
NeillyAA : calls $25

River (Pot : $100.00)

   9s4c7d5hTh

Showdown
ilir3: shows QdAc (high card Ace)
NeillyAA : shows 7s6d (a pair of Sevens)
NeillyAA collected $99.50 from pot

Summary
Total pot $100 | Rake $0.50
Board  9s4c7d5hTh
Seat 1: ilir3 (big blind) showed QdAc and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: NeillyAA (button) (small blind) showed 7s6d and won ($99.50) with a pair of Sevens

money won is twice as sweet as money earned.  

Balzamon   Sweden. Apr 14 2008 09:28. Posts 2868

i hate neillys personality so so much, i wish him all the bad in the world


F4Zi   United Kingdom. Apr 14 2008 09:33. Posts 3462

i was only on the hunt for a quote for my lp account..
i have found something at least a little worthy now

My girlfriend started blowing me and then she stopped, I went on tilt and donkey punched her. 

Bejamin1   Canada. Apr 14 2008 09:46. Posts 7042

Its going to be funny when Neilly starts giving BJ's for PS $.

Sorry dude he Jason Bourned me. -Johnny Drama 

Fayth    Canada. Apr 14 2008 09:46. Posts 10085

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Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

JYang   United States. Apr 14 2008 09:49. Posts 2669


  On April 14 2008 08:46 Fayth wrote:
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JYang   United States. Apr 14 2008 09:53. Posts 2669

this on the front page = more lol


shaneomac   United States. Apr 14 2008 09:56. Posts 4245

how is it that someone who owes so much money to different ppl hasnt been banned yet. anyone else who owes and constantly asks for loans who doesnt pay em back gets permabanned. keep up the std of poster in this community. this is outta hand.


PandaSaurus   Australia. Apr 14 2008 10:25. Posts 1651

If you're lending money to Neilly you deserve to lose it.

... 

Robinson47   United Kingdom. Apr 14 2008 11:18. Posts 992

nellyjq you ever thought about playing a softer site like ipoker or some obscure network then maybe you will lose your money slower and will only have to beg for money 3 times a week as opposed to daily, on a serious note i dont like to knock someone while they are down , but you are a pathetic little man, go get a job and roll yourself you sorry son of a bitch.


Three7MTL   Canada. Apr 14 2008 11:49. Posts 597


  On April 14 2008 08:56 shaneomac wrote:
how is it that someone who owes so much money to different ppl hasnt been banned yet. anyone else who owes and constantly asks for loans who doesnt pay em back gets permabanned. keep up the std of poster in this community. this is outta hand.



I guess for entertainment value it is what it's worth but ya def, imo the guy is in debt to several LP'ers, lies about just everything and forth. ban would be a start imo ;;


devon06atX   Canada. Apr 14 2008 12:05. Posts 5460

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mikeymoo   Canada. Apr 14 2008 12:11. Posts 988

HU with Fazi. Nice table selection eh?

o_O 

NighTLesS   United States. Apr 14 2008 12:24. Posts 238

wow this is so mess'd up yet so damn funny hahahha

Am i the only one that still plays SC once a week, as bet games?? 

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Apr 14 2008 12:28. Posts 9634

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH SERIOUSLY that made me laugh so much hahahahhahahahahahahahaahah
F4ZI made a late april fool i guess haahhaahhahahaahahahahahahahhahhah no srsly im laughing in front of the monitor


and srsly Neilly u have a problem u can just live poorly not admitting it or u can go to a proffesionalist to help u its up to u how u live ur life
but again.. u have a problem

 Last edit: 14/04/2008 12:43

Three7MTL   Canada. Apr 14 2008 12:35. Posts 597

plus how can one that comes and browses LP and such not know fazi. :#


XeliN   United Kingdom. Apr 14 2008 13:50. Posts 2365

I love you neilly ignore the haters they are jealous of your mad skilzzzzz (kidding about the last part but not the first i do <3 u)

youve contributed loads to this site even if it is in a slightly ironic obscure way

i say get loans from as many LPers as you can, its not bad because you will end up giving it back anyway and its like our very own liquid poker drama

*popcorn*

Steal City: if u want to get good at sex u need to read books. Its just like poker, u need to read 

TimDawg    United States. Apr 14 2008 14:12. Posts 10197

neilly you're a fucking idiot

die

online bob is actually a pretty smart person, not at all like the creepy fucker that sits in the sofa telling me he does nasty shit to me when im asleep - pinball 

all_in_4tw   Canada. Apr 14 2008 14:20. Posts 4515

waiting for a tax return to play poker again...

its not funny anymore plz stop neilly =(

I sometimes fold AA preflop to balance my range 

MARSHALL28   United States. Apr 14 2008 14:43. Posts 1904

lol u still owe me neilly, thought u were gonna pay that back? lol i even offered to let u off for half of what i lent you ... guess taht means ill never see it, lol.


YoMeR   United States. Apr 14 2008 14:50. Posts 12438

I wonder how it feels to be the degen joke of LP?

eZ Life. 

MiPwnYa    Brasil. Apr 14 2008 15:01. Posts 5230

I'm willing to give neilly $50 if he's ok to post a picture of him. I really wonder what's the look of someone who sucks that much at both life & poker.


sTrAtO   Mexico. Apr 14 2008 15:03. Posts 5882


  On April 14 2008 06:10 F4Zi wrote:
so i can restart at nL2?



how many times has he "re-started" his bankroll again in his life? 50?

-Karla:Mira, tu película! -Yo: cuál? -Karla: Big Fish! jajaLast edit: 14/04/2008 16:38

Trey   United States. Apr 14 2008 15:14. Posts 5616

what happened? i missed this HU match - hand histories?


shaneomac   United States. Apr 14 2008 16:10. Posts 4245

ban neilly. there is no difference between neilly and a scammer when it has gotten to this point.


humPah   Finland. Apr 14 2008 16:12. Posts 1544

http://www.ncpgambling.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?pageid=1

Use self-exclusion, easiest way to make you stop playing and that's what you need to do...

Raising preflop more than 10% is somewhat wild. 5% is average. Less than 3% is passive. 

Sheitan   Canada. Apr 14 2008 16:26. Posts 4217

lol neilly is awesome but what i find curious is how can he find people to loan him cash here .... i mean wtf ? where u guys have been the last months ? it's like throwing your money out of the window. For the love of god i know it's entertaining but stop feeding this guy's addiction.

Odds are exactly 50%, either happens or it doesnt  

Bigbobm   United States. Apr 14 2008 17:42. Posts 5512

neilly is the britney spears of lp

and fwiw, i really dont fucking care about britney spears anymore.

Its time to stop thinking like a bitch and think smart like a poker player - ket 

Muhweli   Finland. Apr 14 2008 19:07. Posts 10663

Hahahahah, this is so awesome! :D

Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements  

SPEWTARD   Peru. Apr 14 2008 19:25. Posts 4307

LMAO
5 stars
A+

Rise and Shine 

Reload   United States. Apr 14 2008 20:59. Posts 776

maybe fazi loaned the whatever amount to neilly so he can grind it up to like $200 or whatever...then fazi sits at a HU table with neilly and wins it back?

NeillyAA said: NO, KK, NO!! 

redrain0125   Canada. Apr 14 2008 21:43. Posts 5455

lolol mipwnya dont, you'll never see the $50 again


Highcard   Canada. Apr 14 2008 22:14. Posts 5428

Neilly I will give you $260 but you have to stick to $10nl specifically until I say you can move up, all I ask in return is a picture of you in some lingerie with some pubic hair peeking out.

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

devon06atX   Canada. Apr 15 2008 00:15. Posts 5460

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kesh   Greece. Apr 15 2008 00:52. Posts 344

This is so fucking sad.
I mean yeah its stupid to loose yr entire bankroll in a game you cannot afford anyway.
But loosing your dignity its by far a much more serious situation!!!
Begging for a loan ??

NO
RESPECT

2 things about pot...win it and smoke itLast edit: 15/04/2008 00:52

SolarMusic   Germany. Apr 15 2008 03:57. Posts 1218

neilly makes great calldowns!!!!!!!


Loco   Canada. Apr 15 2008 04:09. Posts 21015

I love how he still mentions (DreaMe) to someone who doesn't even play Starcraft. Like if he was that known under the DreaMe ID. LULZ.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Loco   Canada. Apr 15 2008 04:10. Posts 21015


  On April 14 2008 21:14 Highcard wrote:
Neilly I will give you $260 but you have to stick to $10nl specifically until I say you can move up, all I ask in return is a picture of you in some lingerie with some pubic hair peeking out.


hahahaha

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Avius   Iraq. Apr 15 2008 05:55. Posts 219

maybe he should press the reset button of his life, lol

aka. Samael 

iop   Sweden. Apr 15 2008 11:01. Posts 4951

"haha, im NeillyJQ, not playing lately though, pretty busy


played a game at the same table as omahaha before, he kept saying stupid shit, yet only won 1 pot vs me...ha"

neilly - back in the days

Milkman lol i didnt spend half a thousand on a phone so i could play it cool and be all stealth 

Trey   United States. Apr 15 2008 12:46. Posts 5616


  On April 14 2008 14:14 Trey wrote:
what happened? i missed this HU match - hand histories?



???


 



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