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morph1   Sierra Leone. Jul 21 2008 04:34. Posts 2352 | | |
| On July 21 2008 03:20 lebowski wrote:
coaching for dating lmao |
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Muhweli   Finland. Jul 21 2008 04:42. Posts 10663 | | |
It's sooooo damn funny to agree to coach and have sex for $200. I mean coaching until the sex point would be funny, but this just makes her a cheap slut. And do you actually think that after you pay money to her to have sex with her that it'll actually develop into a relationship? |
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ggplz   Sweden. Jul 21 2008 04:46. Posts 16784 | | |
| On July 20 2008 22:56 Floofy wrote:
its actually possible i would do a better job trying to blow it. im actually that bad lol
but yea ill lack balls to do that
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dont turn gay yet floofy |
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PandaSaurus   Australia. Jul 21 2008 04:56. Posts 1651 | | |
This chick is pulling the sickest hustle ever.
200 clams to let someone "seduce" her.
You might as well use the money on a better looking prosty. |
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Muhweli   Finland. Jul 21 2008 05:23. Posts 10663 | | |
Yeah, you can get advice for free, you can practice for free. The only drawback is that you might have to practice early game a lot before getting forwards - but you'll need to do that anyway.
What even makes you think she'll be a good teacher. If she's not interested in you and faking it - you can't really tell whether real girls who ARE interested woudl react in the same way. This is a loss-loss. Just use the money on a prostitute and get your rocks off. |
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Floofy says: my dick is easily bigger than 90% of guys i checked it on the net | Floofy says: i im also doing movements | |
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Loco   Canada. Jul 21 2008 05:27. Posts 21004 | | |
omg floofy i just noticed the site I gave you had two new "PSE" girls (it's a notch over GFE). And they are both ridiculously hot (my type and possibly yours as well). They are french canadians too. I will actually try one and tell you what you missed if you don't! |
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fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount | Last edit: 21/07/2008 05:33 |
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Shenny   Canada. Jul 21 2008 05:37. Posts 1514 | | |
lol this is like Jim and Michelle from american pie. And it actually does develop into a relationship rofl. |
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Loco   Canada. Jul 21 2008 06:08. Posts 21004 | | |
seriously floofy, swallow that little bit of fucking shame or pride (?) or whatever it is that doesnt make you want to get an escort and get either Magalie or Melina. trust me you will fucking love me for life, and I mean that.
That $200 deal with your "friend" is fucking RIDICULOUS. Even if its more than 1 hour for virtually the same amount of money, the girl isn't guaranteeing you anything and trust me you WANT IT. Plus I bet shes fucking horrible. Plus, just think about it... it's more time to embarrass yourself in front of a stupid cunt, are you sure you would want that?
These 2 girls I'm speaking of are like porn stars in the skill department but with 20 year old college chicks sick awesome thin bodies. Think about one of them swallowing all of that floof juice man, I know u want it.
DO IT
(after me though, i'd feel somewhat disgusted if u did it before me) |
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fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount | Last edit: 21/07/2008 06:15 |
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RonK1337   Australia. Jul 21 2008 06:35. Posts 268 | | |
floofy - despite my earlier egging on - I am going to have to recommend that you don't pay (either an actual hooker or some wanna be hooker) to get laid - the reason for this is that it's not at all rewarding, and certainly not sustainable - imgaine so next week you and loco go double team some epic 10/10 chicks who fuck your brains out, it will be great don't get me wrong. but what about the week after when you find yourself back on redtube (ornhub probably better actually), and you wanna go get some chicks - somehow i don't think that just because you boned some chick who you paid, you are going to walk into a club and flop out that giant floof knob and have chicks getting on their knees ASAP. Actually you will probably be even less confident because you will have had this real hot chick putting all the moves on you - which will make it hard to go up to a minger and be real forward even if you say you want to. Then you will leave by yourself and be like well fuck ill just give that chick a call and so the cycle will start. I think you just need to strap on a big pair and go talk to some older ladies in a club who are pretty drunk, go by them a drink and they will be like ohh are you shy, you are soo cute bla bla then you can get yourself plenty drunk aswell and things will flow very naturally. You need to go out with a few people though. Also going out with girls will help cause if girls see you are atleast friends with other girls then they will feel more comfortable talking to you. Anyways thats just my theory - go and meet some girls, don't use the internet, use alcohol its your friend, humans have been doing it for thousands of years.
HOWEVER if you do decide to cash in, I'll pool funds for video. Just tell the girl to think of it as a promotional video hah that will work.
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Loco   Canada. Jul 21 2008 07:10. Posts 21004 | | |
floofy isnt like that. he cant do it.
for those people theres an ez solution! |
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ggplz   Sweden. Jul 21 2008 07:11. Posts 16784 | | |
would be interesting to see who's written the most words/letters in this thread and a rank sorta thing haha |
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lebowski   Greece. Jul 21 2008 07:47. Posts 9205 | | |
| On July 21 2008 05:08 Loco wrote:
DO IT
(after me though, i'd feel somewhat disgusted if u did it before me) |
lolol
too harsh Loco
but if everyone these women fucked were like floofy there would be no diseases |
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new shit has come to light... a-and... shit! man... | |
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pinbaLL   Sweden. Jul 21 2008 07:59. Posts 7243 | | |
| Think about one of them swallowing all of that floof juice man, I know u want it. |
ROFLMAO |
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Narious   Canada. Jul 21 2008 09:25. Posts 4800 | | |
| On July 20 2008 23:10 Floofy wrote:
so anyways for 200$ she will "date" me, let me attempt to seduce her and then obv kiss and eventually sex. so basicelly do as if we dated normally except she let me wins..... comp stomp lol
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Honestly, this right here is your problem. Let you win? Stop thinking of it like your trying to win. You don't need to win to get a date or get a kiss or get laid. It's really more a matter of being relaxed and not doing anything incredibly stupid. |
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Narious   Canada. Jul 21 2008 09:29. Posts 4800 | | |
OMG, Heres a secret. Girls like sex! Girls like kissing! Girls like going on dates with guys they don't know very well!!!
If you get a date with a chick she's probably thinking OMG HE ASKED ME OUT HE ASKED ME OUT YAY YAY YAY I WIN I WIN!
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Narious   Canada. Jul 21 2008 09:48. Posts 4800 | | |
Heck, Even if she's a mammoth bitch and says " A date? With you? I'ld rather die!" She is still thinking "YAY HE ASKED ME OUT! I WIN I WIN BUT I HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM AND NEED TO FEEL LIKE I'M BETTER THAN HIM" |
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Narious   Canada. Jul 21 2008 09:48. Posts 4800 | | |
I don't even play poker anymore. I come to LP for Looks or Game. |
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ggplz   Sweden. Jul 21 2008 10:11. Posts 16784 | | |
| On July 21 2008 08:48 Narious wrote:
I don't even play poker anymore. I come to LP for Looks or Game. |
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PokerDoc88   Australia. Jul 21 2008 10:21. Posts 3527 | | |
lol pay for win! it's sex bribery |
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SugoGosu   Korea (South). Jul 21 2008 13:40. Posts 1793 | | |
omg... floofy...... jesus..... go to a bar, and hit on chicks. u'll learn urself.
Or read The Game by Neil Strauss |
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