luminous stupid 1k hand

stupid calling station pre flop I was tight the entire 10 hands at the table.. bullshit idiots

Submitted by : luminous

PokerStars Game #8593424752: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/02/24 - 00:08:23 (ET)
Table 'Liriope V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: djalminha ($1281.75 in chips)
Seat 2: mawerick-78 ($251 in chips)
Seat 3: RICOO222 ($1004.05 in chips)
Seat 4: BadcardsAA ($475 in chips)
Seat 5: crosse91 ($960 in chips)
Seat 6: KOSTALATA ($1150 in chips)
good2cu: posts small blind $5
djalminha: posts big blind $10

Holecards
Dealt to KOSTALATA
mawerick-78: raises $20 to $30
RICOO222: calls $30
BadcardsAA: folds
crosse91: folds
KOSTALATA: raises $120 to $150
djalminha: folds
mawerick-78: folds
RICOO222: calls $120

Flop (Pot : $345)

   
KOSTALATA: bets $200
RICOO222: calls $200

Turn (Pot : $745)

   
KOSTALATA: checks
RICOO222: bets $330
KOSTALATA: calls $330

River (Pot : $1405)

   
KOSTALATA: checks
RICOO222: bets $324.05 and is all-in
KOSTALATA: calls $324.05

Showdown
RICOO222: shows (a full house, Queens full of Eights)
KOSTALATA: mucks hand
RICOO222 collected $2045.10 from pot

Summary
Total pot $2048.10 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: djalminha (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: mawerick-78 folded before Flop
Seat 3: RICOO222 showed and won ($2045.10) with a full house, Queens full of Eights
Seat 4: BadcardsAA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: crosse91 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: KOSTALATA (small blind) mucked

I called because I thought he had low pocket pair or something fucking unbelievable bullshit SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS SHIT HAPPEN UNREAL CRAP HONESTLY


why does he fucking call preflop anyway fuck this shit

God, he has air there like 80% of the time?

wtf u can afford this?

NO I FUCKING CANT BUT STUPID IDIOTS HOW IS 9 HIGH NOT GOOD ON THAT FLOP VS A LAG PLAYER

I believe this thread might be the #1 highlight of LP.net since it began. This is too funny. In fact I believe this thread defines why we need luminous <3. Maybe I just enjoy other peoples suffering too much, guess I'm a sicko </3.

Oh well

ahmagawd this guys nuts isnt he a NL50 player?

On February 23 2007 21:35 luminous wrote: NO I FUCKING CANT BUT STUPID IDIOTS HOW IS 9 HIGH NOT GOOD ON THAT FLOP VS A LAG PLAYER

Well first of all, 9 high is not good enough to be better than the board *shifty eyes*.

ROFL, Faked Hand history?
If not thats seriously messed up, Luminious, and you need to get help.
What were you thinking playing 1k no limit at all?
Let alone trying to outplay people with 9 hi.

ok, changed my mind
<3

Wait a minute... this is too fishy. Nobody could be this stupid. Luminous is this a doctored hand history? That would actually make this somewhat of a spectacular and funny prank.

YA THIS WAS MY BANKROLL AND CALLING 9 HIGH VS A PLAYER THAT IS LAG SUITED CONNECTORS OR POCKET PAIR IS WHAT HE SHOULD HAD CALLING PRE FLOP not Q K of suit

On February 23 2007 21:39 Narious wrote: ROFL, Faked Hand history? If not thats seriously messed up, Luminious, and you need to get help. What were you thinking playing 1k no limit at all? Let alone trying to outplay people with 9 hi.

Ohh double post of same idea at the same time! high five?

You make me look like a genius everyday <3

On February 23 2007 21:39 redrain0125 wrote: ahmagawd this guys nuts isnt he a NL50 player?

Uhm, I think he's a 10NL player who recently cashed for 800 in a tourney.

Luminous faked the hand

Submitted by : Day[9]

Transcript for game #8593424752 requested by ZngeLDay[9] (splott@hmc.edu)
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PokerStars Game #8593424752: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/02/24 - 00:08:23 (ET)
Table 'Liriope V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: djalminha ($1281.75 in chips)
Seat 2: mawerick-78 ($251 in chips)
Seat 3: RICOO222 ($1004.05 in chips)
Seat 4: BadcardsAA ($475 in chips)
Seat 5: crosse91 ($960 in chips)
Seat 6: good2cu ($1150 in chips)
good2cu: posts small blind $5
djalminha: posts big blind $10

Holecards
mawerick-78: raises $20 to $30
RICOO222: calls $30
BadcardsAA: folds
crosse91: folds
good2cu: raises $120 to $150
djalminha: folds
mawerick-78: folds
RICOO222: calls $120

Flop (Pot : $340)

   
good2cu: bets $200
RICOO222: calls $200

Turn (Pot : $740)

   
good2cu: checks
RICOO222: bets $330
good2cu: calls $330

River (Pot : $1400)

   
good2cu: checks
RICOO222: bets $324.05 and is all-in
good2cu: calls $324.05

Showdown
RICOO222: shows (a full house, Queens full of Eights)
good2cu: mucks hand
RICOO222 collected $2045.10 from pot

Summary
Total pot $2048.10 | Rake $3
Board  
Seat 1: djalminha (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: mawerick-78 folded before Flop
Seat 3: RICOO222 showed and won ($2045.10) with a full house, Queens full of Eights
Seat 4: BadcardsAA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: crosse91 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: good2cu (small blind) mucked

YA ITS FAKE FUCK U AND FUCK ALL OF LP the play was smart i got unlucky there goes my bankroll go fuck yourself all of you.. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U ALL FLAME ME U TILT ME TO MAKE 9 HIGH CALLS

stupid day 9 lol

luminous even did a bad job faking the hand

at the bottom of the hand, it says "KOSTALATA mucked" and doesn't say what he mucked

stop begging for attention t.t

On February 23 2007 21:42 luminous wrote: YA ITS FAKE FUCK U AND FUCK ALL OF LP the play was smart i got unlucky there goes my bankroll go fuck yourself all of you.. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U ALL FLAME ME U TILT ME TO MAKE 9 HIGH CALLS

???

HAHAHA ruined the fun

-.- attention whore

On February 23 2007 21:40 luminous wrote: YA THIS WAS MY BANKROLL AND CALLING 9 HIGH VS A PLAYER THAT IS LAG SUITED CONNECTORS OR POCKET PAIR IS WHAT HE SHOULD HAD CALLING PRE FLOP not Q K of suit

Stop right there. Putting your whole bankroll on the table is bad. Playing in a game where your at a disadvantage is bad. Putting your whole bankroll on the table in a game where your at a disadvantage is degenerate gambling pure and simple. Don't do it. Either learn a big lesson from this and learn some discipline or close your account and go to Gamblers anonymous.

Im not begging for attention are you stupid? this was a prank for fun couple of us came up with the idea on vent.. its supposed to get people to be like " omfg idiot" and then oh lolz fake... not a post for attention day9

On February 23 2007 21:44 Narious wrote: Show nested quote + On February 23 2007 21:40 luminous wrote: YA THIS WAS MY BANKROLL AND CALLING 9 HIGH VS A PLAYER THAT IS LAG SUITED CONNECTORS OR POCKET PAIR IS WHAT HE SHOULD HAD CALLING PRE FLOP not Q K of suit Stop right there. Putting your whole bankroll on the table is bad. Playing in a game where your at a disadvantage is bad. Putting your whole bankroll on the table in a game where your at a disadvantage is degenerate gambling pure and simple. Don't do it. Either learn a big lesson from this and learn some discipline or close your account and go to Gamblers anonymous.

lol like this you know narious is like god poor stupid kid and now hes like omfg i got owned lol

we got punked guys

On February 23 2007 21:42 luminous wrote: YA ITS FAKE FUCK U AND FUCK ALL OF LP the play was smart i got unlucky there goes my bankroll go fuck yourself all of you.. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U ALL FLAME ME U TILT ME TO MAKE 9 HIGH CALLS

ROFL, Awesome.

this thread was owned by Day[9]

welcome back old luminous.

On February 23 2007 21:47 Narious wrote: Show nested quote + On February 23 2007 21:42 luminous wrote: YA ITS FAKE FUCK U AND FUCK ALL OF LP the play was smart i got unlucky there goes my bankroll go fuck yourself all of you.. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U ALL FLAME ME U TILT ME TO MAKE 9 HIGH CALLS ROFL, Awesome.

day9's post, plz

Correction Day[9] Some of us got punked! I just got the handhistory e-mailed to myself as well. lol

hahahaha

come on guys lighten up it was ment as a joke and to be funny and to make people kind of be like OH HELL NO IDIOT kind of reaction..

honestly this thread is not stupid or bad so dont make it seem like it is so you can turn it into a flame.. it was a joke.. this is a community its ok to have some fun once in a little while refuckinglax

weeeeeee

You know what sucks, for the fleeting 30 seconds before the thought of a possible doctored hand history fluttered accross my brain I was actually enjoying the idea of luminous being that bad at poker. Especially after that video he made. Knowing it's not real kind of makes it so much more disappointing. Luminous plz buy-in at 1000NL and do this for real? :D

On February 23 2007 21:50 luminous wrote: refuckinglax

ROFFLE

hehehe yay, for like the 8th time in 2007 somebody makes a joke thread with a faked hand history as if something terrible happened to them. great job. this is stupid and old.

so you wish on another lp member regardless who to go busto bejamin?

p.s. it was never a funny joke in the first place. i honestly don't think anybody genuinely thought this kind of joke was funny, ever.

On February 23 2007 21:52 [vital]Myth wrote: hehehe yay, for like the 8th time in 2007 somebody makes a joke thread with a faked hand history as if something terrible happened to them. great job. this is stupid and old.

Yeah but Myth you've got to admit the fact that it was Luminous in the hand made you want to believe it was real. It added a bit of mystique to it no?

what