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On June 09 2022 13:52 lostaccount wrote: Don’t be mad Santa look on the bright side, at least u beat loco

Lol true

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Golf is a great game but I don't think hustling buddies out of $20 is > than cute girls. Remember, I am of the school that puss shouldn't be put on a pedestal. I tried to make puss my higher power before. It went badly. Golf or puss I think a lot of golf addicts choose golf.... a wet puss is obv something to behold. Don't make that shit your higher power though.

One time this woman was so wet through her yoga pants when we were kissing I would need like 4,000 cold showers. Then, her friend came in and I got her wet too... but then her step-sister walked in with my friend and then I thought it would be a 5-some. But, it was real life and step-sisters don't actually like to fuck each other. It was also getting very late and/or early in the morning and I had to be up early so I told them either I give them all an orgasm or it's time to leave. The one asked, "at the same time?" and I responded "no" and then they left.

The very next night I played the night perfectly but it was too perfect and I bungled it all again.

If a woman ever wants to get laid never over complicate things. Just Do It. Swooosh. As Nike would say.

Stop being such an ego player jlost. Imagine how good it would be to SWOOOSH some jizzum all over some tantalizing tittays.

Where do you go with the $20?

Do you pay for her?

Yeah, bubble tea is the shit. ggnore

I like how you scale up money amount for date hotness. It would sicken a lot of people perhaps but it is honest.

When I had money omakase at the trendy spot was end boss level.

That is my new strategy. 3 bubble tea dates and on the 3rd if it goes well to ask her back to play the Switch.

Gesture a DX crotch chop when I say Switch.

Let's bring LP back jlost!

On June 10 2022 00:32 lostaccount wrote: Show nested quote + On June 09 2022 14:10 lostaccount wrote: why are there so many cute girls in this world, so much distraction. need to focus on work. went to driving range a couple of days ago with 2 buddies, and 2 pretty cute girls came to check us out cuz lol no one walks all the way to the left exit when the middle exit is closer to everything. they were on the far right side of the range we were far left. pretty cute girls and them playing golf adds another point or two to their score. my buddies didnt get want to check them out cuz they both have a gf and thats already enough for them atm. I should have said hi to them but when im playing golf. im trying to perfect that craft so i can hustle my noob buddies. beating buddies in golf > cute girls. I won 20$ that day, ez money. buddies smart to only play for micro stakes cuz i would win a lot of money from them lol. They just starting this year while i have been playing for 10 year plus

Have you got any more sick "A girl looked at me" stories bro

On June 10 2022 17:16 lostaccount wrote: Hey y u so angry?

Jlost once u on top of the rap game like u and nelly the haters gonna come out in full force.

Gotta stay FOCUSED.

On June 10 2022 17:36 lostaccount wrote: Maybe if u change ur mindset, u can attract cute fun girls 2. They like a mindset like mine unlike u I guess. Can u tell us about ur personal life or u just gonna be a bitch?

Lol true santa is a mystery man no 1 knows anything about him lol

Imagine swimming so neck deep in pussy all the time that the only thing to relieve the boredom is details about santafairy's private life

On June 10 2022 19:48 lostaccount wrote: Keep ur life a secret is good since u don’t want to be embarrassed of how shitty ur life is

That hasn't stopped you

On June 11 2022 03:47 lostaccount wrote: Look whose talking?

Impaled again on the rapier wit of Facebook-status-spammer

On June 11 2022 08:04 lostaccount wrote: your point?

the whole site isn't your blog, spammer