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hiems   United States. Apr 16 2022 21:28. Posts 2979
so in starsnj there is the reg that is a communist. i found this out because one day i was browsing twitter and randomly i thought i saw a screenname that was familiar and it turns out its the 100nl/200nl reg i play with. also i didnt go stalk him or anyhting weird like that because his twitter handle is his poker screen name with an "X" in between so TheDumbxLoco, for example...so its not like it shows up in searches.

anyway i click on his twitter profile and he is a full blown communist, he has like...the soviet symbol on his handle and everything lol. he actually looks a bit like stroggoz has similar vibe lol.

anyway i asked about it in chatbox one day telling him i found his twitter lol. ...at some point it seemed to annoy him and he doesnt respond to my comments anymore lol. i do the patented hieMS sweet talk 2 this poor guy loco will kno

anyway today started with a hand where he 3bet from button vs my ep or mp raise...i had AKo standard 4bet and he folds. I needle him and say "1 for capitalism" lol. ..no response

then I 4bet AAwith ace of diamonds vs his button 3bet he snap calls preflop with TT flop comes like K32 or something with 2 diamonds. I for some reason check and he checks. Diamond turn. c-c. forget the river. I make block bet he calls.

then later sb vs bb I 4bet TT and he jams AQo and I dont love it but call and i hold for 120bb. (quite alot for Tens so not sure about this).

later fish limps I 3.5x TT IP he 3bets rather large from blinds with AJsuited or something flop comes like TT8 2 spades he bets large side I call with quads obv....spr is about 1 at this point. turn and river make 3 flush spades and he hits a broadway straight on river and jams and I SNAPPPP THE COMMUNIST OFF WITH QUADS!!!

shoulda have slow rolled but I was stuck so couldnt afford to like...disconnect or anything from the pot LOL...the last 2 hands happen like back to back just outta nowhere devastatingly lose 2 stacks LOL what a communist!!

I BEAT THE COMMUNIST!! LOL!!





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hiems   United States. Apr 16 2022 21:29. Posts 2979

I feel like the "1 for capitalism" comment might have gotten 2 him. he doesnt know I have ak lol

I beat Loco!!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/wkwWj2d.png[/img] 

hiems   United States. Apr 16 2022 21:52. Posts 2979

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $1/$2 - 3 players
Hand delivered by Pokeit - https://pokeit.co/convert

BU: $212.62 (106 bb)
SB (Hero): $238.67 (119 bb)
BB: $225.00 (113 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($3) Hero is SB with T? T?
1 fold, Hero raises to $6, BB 3-bets to $20, Hero 4-bets to $53, BB 5-bets to $225 (all-in), Hero calls $172

Flop: ($450) K? Q? J? (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($450) A? (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($450) 7? (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $450 (Rake: $2)

Showdown:
BB shows A? Q? (two pair, Aces and Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 43%, Flop: 68%, Turn: 11%, River: 0%)

SB (Hero) shows T? T? (a straight, Ten to Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 57%, Flop: 32%, Turn: 89%, River: 100%)

SB (Hero) wins $448


PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $1/$2 - 4 players
Hand delivered by Pokeit - https://pokeit.co/convert

UTG: $134.73 (67 bb)
BU (Hero): $461.67 (231 bb)
SB: $200.00 (100 bb)
BB: $212.62 (106 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($6) Hero is BTN with T? T?
UTG checks, Hero raises to $8, SB 3-bets to $32, 2 players fold, Hero calls $24

Flop: ($69) 8? T? T? (2 players)
SB bets $33.50, Hero calls $33.50

Turn: ($136) Q? (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($136) K? (2 players)
SB bets $134.50 (all-in), Hero calls $134.50

Total pot: $405 (Rake: $2)

Showdown:
SB shows A? J? (a straight, Ten to Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 46%, Flop: <1%, Turn: 0%, River: 0%)

BU (Hero) shows T? T? (four of a kind, Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 54%, Flop: >99%, Turn: 100%, River: 100%)

BU (Hero) wins $403

I beat Loco!!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/wkwWj2d.png[/img] 

NewbSaibot   United States. Apr 16 2022 22:57. Posts 4943

I think his jam with AQ is better than your call with TT

bye now 

hiems   United States. Apr 16 2022 23:07. Posts 2979

naw call TT there is fine @ 100bb vs reg shoving wide. bit above 100bb but I think its ok.

AQo is more non-standard than my call.

also Why you siding wiTh the communist!!!!!

I beat Loco!!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/wkwWj2d.png[/img] 

hiems   United States. Apr 16 2022 23:11. Posts 2979

pot odds bro

I beat Loco!!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/wkwWj2d.png[/img] 

RiKD    United States. Apr 17 2022 04:17. Posts 8522

I remember 3b/4b/5b battles with ALotOfAction summer of 2006 on PokerStars. A5ss was literally the nuts. He is the opposite of a commie though. His dad is an oligarch in Brazil. ALotOfAction sent me a video once of robbers trying to mug him / kidnap him but he was in his bulletproof Audi and was just laughing at the robbers. I regret not visiting him in Brazil. I met a lot of the sick Brazilians in Vegas but I can't imagine them on their home turf in I think it was Florianopolis. Yes, not going there hosted by those specific people is definitely something I regret.


RiKD    United States. Apr 17 2022 04:18. Posts 8522

Are posts like above the reason you called me Uncle Rico?

I certainly can't throw a football a quarter mile. I was a decent athlete but my throwing arm was nothing to rave about.


lostaccount   Canada. Apr 17 2022 14:34. Posts 5803

Both hand standard, u cant 4b/f w tt 3 handed da f

my karma is done, now time to enjoy life, peace is the way karma is a way Jesus is a wayLast edit: 17/04/2022 14:34

lostaccount   Canada. Apr 17 2022 14:35. Posts 5803

Go hiems, make da $$$ then give me some

my karma is done, now time to enjoy life, peace is the way karma is a way Jesus is a way 

lostaccount   Canada. Apr 17 2022 14:45. Posts 5803

If anything he should have call 4b with aq but iono hiems might stack off with ats or ajo

my karma is done, now time to enjoy life, peace is the way karma is a way Jesus is a way 

hiems   United States. Apr 17 2022 15:34. Posts 2979


  On April 17 2022 03:18 RiKD wrote:
Are posts like above the reason you called me Uncle Rico?

I certainly can't throw a football a quarter mile. I was a decent athlete but my throwing arm was nothing to rave about.



id say ur a mix of uncle rico, napoleon dunamite , the homelss guy from american psycho, and zach garfunkel from hangover.

id say #1 comparable at this point in time is zach garfunkel.

u have the potential to rise to a new level n become bradley cooper from silver linin playbook but you have to stop listenin to the dumb loco

I beat Loco!!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/wkwWj2d.png[/img] 

hiems   United States. Apr 17 2022 15:35. Posts 2979


  On April 17 2022 13:45 lostaccount wrote:
If anything he should have call 4b with aq but iono hiems might stack off with ats or ajo



lol no u da noob u prob stack off with kjo

I beat Loco!!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/wkwWj2d.png[/img] 

lostaccount   Canada. Apr 17 2022 16:06. Posts 5803

Of course then I flop KKKQA and stack ur aces

my karma is done, now time to enjoy life, peace is the way karma is a way Jesus is a way 

lostaccount   Canada. Apr 17 2022 16:07. Posts 5803

2nd do u cb on that board lol n is 1/2 good?

my karma is done, now time to enjoy life, peace is the way karma is a way Jesus is a way 

hiems   United States. Apr 17 2022 16:26. Posts 2979

^no idea

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RiKD    United States. Apr 17 2022 20:30. Posts 8522


  On April 17 2022 14:34 hiems wrote:
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id say ur a mix of uncle rico, napoleon dunamite , the homelss guy from american psycho, and zach garfunkel from hangover.

id say #1 comparable at this point in time is zach garfunkel.

u have the potential to rise to a new level n become bradley cooper from silver linin playbook but you have to stop listenin to the dumb loco


I'll take it I guess. I enjoyed Silver Lining Playbook.


RiKD    United States. Apr 17 2022 20:38. Posts 8522

Although there are very few instances in life when I would listen to you over Loco.


lostaccount   Canada. Apr 17 2022 21:01. Posts 5803


  On April 17 2022 19:38 RiKD wrote:
Although there are very few instances in life when I would listen to you over Loco.



i would suggest u stop listening to both and listen to me

my karma is done, now time to enjoy life, peace is the way karma is a way Jesus is a way 

RiKD    United States. Apr 17 2022 21:55. Posts 8522

What would be the first thing that you impart?


lostaccount   Canada. Apr 17 2022 22:16. Posts 5803

exercise, health if u arent in shape

my karma is done, now time to enjoy life, peace is the way karma is a way Jesus is a way 

hiems   United States. Apr 17 2022 22:44. Posts 2979

lol pls dun listn to jlost

he is upgrade over loc for sure but if u awnna stop being a dumb zach gafinkis type from hanguver then there is only 1 option

I beat Loco!!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/wkwWj2d.png[/img] 

hiems   United States. Apr 17 2022 22:54. Posts 2979

the first thing u should do is stop readin byung shin chul han.

second thing is 2 get laid asap

I beat Loco!!! [img]https://i.imgur.com/wkwWj2d.png[/img]Last edit: 17/04/2022 22:54

Loco   Canada. Apr 17 2022 22:55. Posts 20963


  On April 17 2022 19:30 RiKD wrote:
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I'll take it I guess. I enjoyed Silver Lining Playbook.



A fairy-tale, "happily-ever-after" involving an abusive girl with BPD who takes 0 responsibility for her actions and a guy with bipolar with a degenerate family who are willing to bet all their savings on stupid shit and think that living with these swings and superstitions is going to help their bipolar son.

Everyone in that movie is completely clueless. The message of this movie is basically "it's okay to be fucked up and destroy lives and do nothing about it because you'll meet someone else who is fucked up and get really lucky financially and things will end well for you". It's atrocious -- borders on black comedy. I can imagine girls with BPD crying and feeling "seen" watching this shit but their lives are more accurately depicted in Uncut Gems.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 17/04/2022 23:01

RiKD    United States. Apr 17 2022 23:48. Posts 8522

LOL. I remembered a rom-com with Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence. I was probably 40 units full of wino at the time. Above is really making me crack up.


RiKD    United States. Apr 17 2022 23:56. Posts 8522


  On April 17 2022 21:16 lostaccount wrote:
exercise, health if u arent in shape



Not bad.


RiKD    United States. Apr 18 2022 00:03. Posts 8522


  On April 17 2022 21:54 hiems wrote:
the first thing u should do is stop readin byung shin chul han.

second thing is 2 get laid asap



Well, I think I have read everything Han has written that is translated to English so that is doable until his next book comes out later this year. I'm sure if I went over it with a fine toothed comb there would be something else but it's not that serious.

I don't see how I get laid. Incels are trapped in a way. I could push a little bit for it at work and see what happens but I have to work there too. I am just not social at the moment. I'm not willing to use dating apps. I don't have the money for pros. I also don't think I would enjoy sex with a prostitute at this point. If I can get out of my parents' home I have a shot but until then it would take a dating app and willingness to fuck cougars, MILFs, and BBW which I am willing to fuck cougars, MILFs, and BBW but I don't think I am willing to play the game of any dating app.


RiKD    United States. Apr 18 2022 02:44. Posts 8522

I remember getting hammered in a place where prostitutes grow on trees and no one cares. It's like if you are hammered and want to rub one out and it's less than a buy-in and I'm all full of blood and piss and vinegar it's nice to bang one out or two.

Now, though, it would be illegal and people would care. I would be stone sober. It would just be weird and I wouldn't enjoy it because I know now that she is just punching a time card and acting.


Stroggoz   New Zealand. Apr 23 2022 03:37. Posts 5296


  On April 17 2022 21:55 Loco wrote:
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A fairy-tale, "happily-ever-after" involving an abusive girl with BPD who takes 0 responsibility for her actions and a guy with bipolar with a degenerate family who are willing to bet all their savings on stupid shit and think that living with these swings and superstitions is going to help their bipolar son.

Everyone in that movie is completely clueless. The message of this movie is basically "it's okay to be fucked up and destroy lives and do nothing about it because you'll meet someone else who is fucked up and get really lucky financially and things will end well for you". It's atrocious -- borders on black comedy. I can imagine girls with BPD crying and feeling "seen" watching this shit but their lives are more accurately depicted in Uncut Gems.



Maybe the movie is secretly a black comedy. I prefer to interpret a lot of movies by assuming the person who made them doesn't understand what it's about.

One of 3 non decent human beings on a site of 5 people with between 2-3 decent human beings 

Stroggoz   New Zealand. Apr 23 2022 03:41. Posts 5296

Like i'm pretty sure Christopher Nolan doesn't understand what the dark knight trilogy is about for example. It's about a criminal who literally thinks he can solve problems by beating the shit out of people and causing $100's of millions in property damage. His actions lead to ever and ever-increasing more extremist and violent criminals, and the guy never seems to learn that the extremely obvious answer to helping the city's underclass would be by using his money. Actually maybe he does understand the plot, i think alfred points this out multiple times to bruce, yet the guy just doesn't listen and almost gets everyone in the city killed for it lmao.

One of 3 non decent human beings on a site of 5 people with between 2-3 decent human beingsLast edit: 23/04/2022 03:51

Stroggoz   New Zealand. Apr 23 2022 03:44. Posts 5296

Also it's obvious that everyone in the city suffers from some sort of lead poisoning or something that makes them violent and dumb, since they can't seem to figure out who Batman is even though it would be extremely easy to do.

One of 3 non decent human beings on a site of 5 people with between 2-3 decent human beings 

hiems   United States. Apr 23 2022 07:24. Posts 2979


  On April 17 2022 23:03 RiKD wrote:
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Well, I think I have read everything Han has written that is translated to English so that is doable until his next book comes out later this year. I'm sure if I went over it with a fine toothed comb there would be something else but it's not that serious.

I don't see how I get laid. Incels are trapped in a way. I could push a little bit for it at work and see what happens but I have to work there too. I am just not social at the moment. I'm not willing to use dating apps. I don't have the money for pros. I also don't think I would enjoy sex with a prostitute at this point. If I can get out of my parents' home I have a shot but until then it would take a dating app and willingness to fuck cougars, MILFs, and BBW which I am willing to fuck cougars, MILFs, and BBW but I don't think I am willing to play the game of any dating app.


I think u r leaving out a key demographic...the silver fox.

Cougar is more like late 30s-50s.

Silver fox is more like 60s+...all the way till deaths door iin their 90s or 100s.

There is a guy named Kyle the cougar champ that does this.

He says when these old women have dentures u can ask em to take em out and give u a bj like that with their gums which he calls a gum job . U should look into it on youtube.

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Santafairy   Korea (South). Apr 23 2022 09:34. Posts 2225


  On April 23 2022 02:41 Stroggoz wrote:
Like i'm pretty sure Christopher Nolan doesn't understand what the dark knight trilogy is about for example. It's about a criminal who literally thinks he can solve problems by beating the shit out of people and causing $100's of millions in property damage. His actions lead to ever and ever-increasing more extremist and violent criminals, and the guy never seems to learn that the extremely obvious answer to helping the city's underclass would be by using his money.


Yeah Gotham underworld was mostly peaceful until the white supremacist showed up to white man's burden the whole thing. The Joker was a good guy who didn't do anything until Batman forced him to kill all those people.

Did you not absorb anything about the League of Shadows or the Ghuls? They created Batman not the other way around

THEY tried to genocide everyone twice. Both completely independent of Batman's existence. Batman was out of commission when Bane came around. Nothing to fucking do with him. Scarecrow either. Only half an argument for the Joker but Batman still never even killed anyone. By stopping criminals you make more criminals. If you don't fight criminals, you win. Okay.

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