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Syllogism   New Zealand. Oct 08 2014 09:09. Posts 214

I know that this guy is a comedian an all...but is this really legal in USA ?

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Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Oct 08 2014 10:42. Posts 9634

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181689/?ref_=nv_sr_2

Anyways cant you just tell them to fuck off since they don't have a warrant to search your vehicle ?
Plus thats the main reason people think americans are dumb, they passionately protect the image of their country, while they are actually held hostage by the police. Guess one must touch fire to understand its qualities. Isn't there a law in which if you're a suspected terrorist they can do whatever they want with you and everything you own, they can basically have some very very veeeeery doubtful evidence and destroy your life in hours


Liquid`Drone   Norway. Oct 08 2014 11:18. Posts 3093

john oliver is amazing. keeps pumping out hilarious and really well researched bits that expose mostly everything fucked about USA.

lol POKER 

Santafairy   Korea (South). Oct 08 2014 12:28. Posts 2227

i didn't watch this whole video yeah it's legal, i remember there was a case in the midwest of some motel getting stolen by a state prosecutor i think? because of drugs and activity like that. i think they found a conflict of interest somewhere and also there was a counterargument of people have a right to do legal things in areas even if there's a lot of crime. also if you are traveling with cash and an agent is searching you and has any suspicion that you're linked to drugs the cash is gone

when you ask whether something is "legal" it's really not about like a scientific logical perfect answer to the question according to legal statutes, it's more about whether one side or another has enough money to win a court case. and the police have a home field advantage to win cases in their own courts so it's quite expensive to show when they are fucking around

It seems to be not very profitable in the long run to play those kind of hands. - Gus Hansen 

Highcard   Canada. Oct 08 2014 12:38. Posts 5428

If you are pulled over by a cop, you have been detained for something, rolling stop, missed turn signal, any driving behavior they deem erratic. You are already getting a ticket and they can ask you any questions they want.

They cannot auto search your car but if they have probable cause they can, like smelling weed, see a weapon, act drunk, lots of stuff.

Technically, they can ask you if you have weed or open liquor and if you say yes, they can search your car and go further, arrest you, etc.

Now, apparently, asking someone if they have Money fits in the same category of having any thing similar to the proceeds of crime, like bomb making material, crack or meth making material, etc.


I am not sure how you have to answer these questions, or what happens with the various methods. I know you can
refuse to answer any questions without a lawyer present. when you say that, they can auto detain you under suspicion and impound your car without searching it. However, if you have $10k in your trunk, telling them to talk to your lawyer seems like a way better idea then getting searched and fucked over if the cop or department are zealots

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the timeLast edit: 08/10/2014 12:53

JonnyCosMo   United States. Oct 08 2014 12:47. Posts 7292

Absolutely love John Oliver

Everyone needs to see that you are king of the castle - PoorUser 

awesomeguy   Finland. Oct 08 2014 12:50. Posts 61

just dont do the crime.

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Highcard   Canada. Oct 08 2014 12:53. Posts 5428

so basically, anytime they pull you over and you have a lot of money on you, always refuse to answer any questions that would deem them probably cause to search you.

You do have lots of money on you:

If they ask have you been drinking and you have not, say No
If they ask have you any drugs good sir and you do not, say No
If they ask have you any money in large amounts, say I will not answer further questions without my lawyer present.

You have not broken any laws at that point (other than some driving infraction) and there is no grounds for a search at that point, so they should not be able to get your trunk open and seize your money under civil forfeiture.

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the timeLast edit: 08/10/2014 12:55

devon06atX   Canada. Oct 08 2014 13:18. Posts 5458

"American shakedown: Police won't charge you, but they'll grab your money
U.S. police are operating a co-ordinated scheme to seize as much of the public’s cash as they can"

The Washington Post this week reported that in the past 13 years, there have been 61,998 cash seizures on roadways and elsewhere without use of search warrants.

The total haul: $2.5 billion, divided pretty much equally between the U.S. government and state and local authorities (hence the Kafkaesque “equitable sharing” euphemism).

Half of the seizures, according to the Post, were below $8,800. Only a sixth of those who had money taken from them pursued its return.

http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/world/americ...but-they-ll-grab-your-money-1.2760736


Liquid`Drone   Norway. Oct 08 2014 14:35. Posts 3093


  On October 08 2014 11:50 awesomeguy wrote:
just dont do the crime.



I've been thinking about this for a while

do you deliberately post the opposite of what you think a reasonable person would post every time you post?

lol POKER 

Gnarly   United States. Oct 08 2014 14:55. Posts 1723

>not knowing about the miami pd
>not knowing that they are the drug cartel over there

Diversify or fossilize! 

Loco   Canada. Oct 08 2014 16:02. Posts 20963


  On October 08 2014 13:35 Liquid`Drone wrote:
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I've been thinking about this for a while

do you deliberately post the opposite of what you think a reasonable person would post every time you post?


what would you expect from someone called awesomeguy

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Highcard   Canada. Oct 08 2014 17:44. Posts 5428


  On October 08 2014 12:18 devon06atX wrote:
"American shakedown: Police won't charge you, but they'll grab your money
U.S. police are operating a co-ordinated scheme to seize as much of the public’s cash as they can"

The Washington Post this week reported that in the past 13 years, there have been 61,998 cash seizures on roadways and elsewhere without use of search warrants.

The total haul: $2.5 billion, divided pretty much equally between the U.S. government and state and local authorities (hence the Kafkaesque “equitable sharing” euphemism).

Half of the seizures, according to the Post, were below $8,800. Only a sixth of those who had money taken from them pursued its return.

http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/world/americ...but-they-ll-grab-your-money-1.2760736



Adding to those stats, there is a large one missing. Nearly all of the confiscations are minority, Black/Hispanic.

Being black and growing up in a black community seems pretty terrible, comparatively speaking.

They lead in almost all statistics that you do not want to be in.

As well, not being black but growing up near or in black communities puts exponential risk of racial assault/violence/hate crimes towards the none black persons.

There needs to be a large scale attempt to empower the disenfranchised black youth who get caught up the deplorable cycle that manifests within the largely impoverished, relatively higher violence, unstable social environment.

The psychology of perception and prejudice play a large role in altering the future communities, as well as altering the initial environment for infants and children via increased social assistance and services. Low education, follows teen pregnancy, low income, weak pregnancy assistance, weak parenting assistance and education, weak daycare opportunities results in another generation of troubled youth. A vicious cycle

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

asdf2000   United States. Oct 08 2014 18:35. Posts 7693

yes it's legal, this show is accurate.

Grindin so hard, Im smashin pussies left and right. 

goose58   United States. Oct 08 2014 18:47. Posts 871


  On October 08 2014 11:53 Highcard wrote:
so basically, anytime they pull you over and you have a lot of money on you, always refuse to answer any questions that would deem them probably cause to search you.

You do have lots of money on you:

If they ask have you been drinking and you have not, say No
If they ask have you any drugs good sir and you do not, say No
If they ask have you any money in large amounts, say I will not answer further questions without my lawyer present.

You have not broken any laws at that point (other than some driving infraction) and there is no grounds for a search at that point, so they should not be able to get your trunk open and seize your money under civil forfeiture.



Vincent Costello was one of them. Driving down to fix up a home in Florida with his girlfriend, the two were pulled over in May 2010 by Deputy Mason Ashby for a cracked windshield. During the stop, Ashby claimed he smelled marijuana and searched the van. No drugs were found. But the deputy did find over $30,000 in cash. Ashby contacted another deputy, a member of a regional DEA task force. Despite the pesky fact that they didn’t find any drugs, police seized all of Costello’s cash. Article

Reminds me of the DOJ/police taking all that UB/AP money and dispersing it to (some)local law enforcement agencies, not quite the same but similar.


Sleepy311   Vietnam. Oct 08 2014 18:49. Posts 154

His bit about drones in middle-eastern countries was also really interesting/frightening


GoTuNk   Chile. Oct 08 2014 19:37. Posts 2860

Whenever I read this kind of stuff, I think "this is not what WWII soldiers fought and died for"


awesomeguy   Finland. Oct 09 2014 01:31. Posts 61


  On October 08 2014 17:47 goose58 wrote:
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Vincent Costello was one of them. Driving down to fix up a home in Florida with his girlfriend, the two were pulled over in May 2010 by Deputy Mason Ashby for a cracked windshield. During the stop, Ashby claimed he smelled marijuana and searched the van. No drugs were found. But the deputy did find over $30,000 in cash. Ashby contacted another deputy, a member of a regional DEA task force. Despite the pesky fact that they didn’t find any drugs, police seized all of Costello’s cash. Article

Reminds me of the DOJ/police taking all that UB/AP money and dispersing it to (some)local law enforcement agencies, not quite the same but similar.


that 30k is drug money 100%. Dont be an ignorant cop hater.
Hooah.

 Last edit: 09/10/2014 01:33

Gnarly   United States. Oct 09 2014 02:07. Posts 1723

your mom forfeited her civil assets if you catch my drift

Diversify or fossilize! 

Baalim   Mexico. Oct 09 2014 02:32. Posts 34250


  On October 08 2014 13:35 Liquid`Drone wrote:
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I've been thinking about this for a while

do you deliberately post the opposite of what you think a reasonable person would post every time you post?


yes he is a very obvious troll, ban ?

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Baalim   Mexico. Oct 09 2014 02:36. Posts 34250

Never ever consent to a search.

Also its crazy that when the probable cause doesn't hold up (no marijuana found) that the search isn't considered void.

Ex-PokerStars Team Pro OnlineLast edit: 09/10/2014 23:05

Highcard   Canada. Oct 09 2014 09:22. Posts 5428


  On October 09 2014 01:36 Baalim wrote:
Never ever consent to a serch.

Also its crazy that when the probable cause doesn't hold up (no marijuana found) that the search isn't considered void.



Yes it is a complete hypocrisy of abiding the law. Commonly referred to as perversion.

I have learned from poker that being at the table is not a grind, the grind is living and poker is how I pass the time 

Nazgul    Netherlands. Oct 09 2014 10:35. Posts 7080

Unbelievable. Just disgusting.

You almost twin-caracked his AK - JonnyCosmoLast edit: 09/10/2014 10:37

TalentedTom    Canada. Oct 09 2014 10:42. Posts 20070

^^ This makes completely no sense... so I guess the correct thing is to lie to the police about any cash you are carrying and plead ignorance later if they find out? Or just don't talk to the police in general, say as little as possible, go lawyer up on them.

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

awesomeguy2   American Samoa. Oct 09 2014 10:52. Posts 2

Honestly i dont see the problem here. Just dont do the crime.


Loco   Canada. Oct 09 2014 11:01. Posts 20963

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Gnarly   United States. Oct 09 2014 12:20. Posts 1723


  On October 09 2014 09:52 awesomeguy2 wrote:
Honestly i dont see the problem here. Just dont do the crime.



if you've nothing to hide, you've nothing to fear. don't forget that.

Diversify or fossilize! 

Santafairy   Korea (South). Oct 09 2014 12:48. Posts 2227


  On October 09 2014 09:52 awesomeguy2 wrote:
Honestly i dont see the problem here. Just dont do the crime.


yeah man i completely agree 100%. just don't post kindergarten troll bait and you won't get banned

It seems to be not very profitable in the long run to play those kind of hands. - Gus Hansen 

TianYuan    Korea (South). Oct 09 2014 12:52. Posts 6817

This reminds me of the Viffer story where random DEA agents seized like 60k in cash from him at an airport when he was going from LA to Vegas or some such. 2p2 post about it somewhere.

Or the countless post-PCA stories of US customs trying their damndest seize $ of returning players.

At least the stories of similar things happening in South East Asian airports usually involve far smaller amounts lol

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/19/...warning-high-stakes-travelers-398198/

Hm.. Off-suite socks..Last edit: 09/10/2014 12:53

Passive   United States. Oct 09 2014 13:06. Posts 6

In what way is this a comedy show?
I mean the show is really good but its a fucking weird blend of serious reporting and comedy that doesnt really fit together.

 Last edit: 09/10/2014 13:09

TalentedTom    Canada. Oct 09 2014 15:49. Posts 20070


  On October 09 2014 12:06 Passive wrote:
reporting and comedy



actually this represents most comedy out there, esp stand up, or any late night comedy

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light not our darkness that most frightens us and as we let our own lights shine we unconsciously give other people permision to do the same 

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Oct 09 2014 16:02. Posts 9634

Since when does comedy has to be fiction to be funny?
TT is right, comedy usually covers real life truth


Loco   Canada. Oct 09 2014 16:26. Posts 20963

keeping people entertained while spreading important messages does fit together. finding the right balance must be quite tricky which is why there are so few who are masters at it.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Oct 09 2014 22:37. Posts 8648


  On October 09 2014 11:48 Santafairy wrote:
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yeah man i completely agree 100%. just don't post kindergarten troll bait and you won't get banned




LOL

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ggplz   Sweden. Oct 10 2014 01:07. Posts 16784

^god that's terrible

I'm pretty shocked this exists. They justify it by saying it makes it easier for them to take property and assets from criminals. It's awful that they can take something without proving you're guilty and proving that the specific assets they targetted are proceeds from crime. Also, carrying large amounts of cash is considered risky but it's not meant to be risky because the "good guys" can come and take it from you and hold it for months or forever. That could inconvenience a lot of innocent people and some of the amounts aren't even that large :/ It instills fear into people too which we don't need more of.

if poker is dangerous to them i would rank sports betting as a Kodiak grizzly bear who smells blood after you just threw a javelin into his cub - RaiNKhANLast edit: 10/10/2014 01:09

RiKD    United States. Oct 20 2014 21:14. Posts 8557

Heinous.

Any ideas on what can be done to change this?


RiKD    United States. Oct 20 2014 21:29. Posts 8557



Drones too.


Santafairy   Korea (South). Oct 21 2014 09:22. Posts 2227

i suggest emigration

It seems to be not very profitable in the long run to play those kind of hands. - Gus Hansen 

Spitfiree   Bulgaria. Oct 21 2014 18:22. Posts 9634

Meh i thought only the politicians of weak countries like mine can give so retarded answers to simple questions about terrifying deeds


aCa_   . Oct 22 2014 00:19. Posts 470

some cops are just fucking criminals willing to do anything to get more money.


Srsbob   Canada. Oct 22 2014 14:17. Posts 30

Of course they don't target hard working citizens, but lowlife criminals. I like the fact that USA has zero tolerance on crime. With this law they are sending a clear message to criminals: if you are a criminal you cannot hide behind the law, we will take your assets.


Santafairy   Korea (South). Oct 22 2014 14:43. Posts 2227

yes because lowlife criminals, who do illegal things, are so famous for hiding behind the law in chaotic third world countries like finland that don't have zero tolerance on crime

It seems to be not very profitable in the long run to play those kind of hands. - Gus Hansen 

Baalim   Mexico. Oct 22 2014 15:41. Posts 34250


  On October 22 2014 13:17 Srsbob wrote:
Of course they don't target hard working citizens, but lowlife criminals. I like the fact that USA has zero tolerance on crime. With this law they are sending a clear message to criminals: if you are a criminal you cannot hide behind the law, we will take your assets.



9 posts.. i think the same troll is back, ban?

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devon06atX   Canada. Oct 22 2014 16:23. Posts 5458


  On October 22 2014 14:41 Baalim wrote:
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9 posts.. i think the same troll is back, ban?

  On October 20 2014 13:38 Srsbob wrote:
Hi,

My name is Srsbob and I'm very serious person.

I think internet should be regulated by the government, weed should stay illegal and the police should have more powers if they suspect someone is a terrorist.

I'm amazed he wasn't banned after this post. This is the same stuff he wrote from the get go before.

Make lp registration open to all but no posting privileges until someone vouches for you imo - that way they can still pm people to talk about the game, etc. Then the full member can decide whether or not the person is legit.


Santafairy   Korea (South). Oct 22 2014 16:37. Posts 2227

^i don't agree with this nobody new will join the site due to nobody wants to answer a random new guy's PMs

It seems to be not very profitable in the long run to play those kind of hands. - Gus HansenLast edit: 22/10/2014 16:40

RiKD    United States. Oct 22 2014 21:02. Posts 8557


  On October 21 2014 08:22 Santafairy wrote:
i suggest emigration



Open to anyone:

Any suggestions where?

I thought about it (for not too long) but in today's day and age it seems extremely difficult to emigrate anywhere unless it is through work transfer or ballin outta control transfer.


 



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