Something horrible happened at my university.

if this is real, 5 star, would read again. If this is not, 5 star would read again.

You need to step your boner game up kid.

This story sounds like it would come from a 13-15 year old.

You should have just stood up like a man and stared into the Blondes eyes. As she wondered why you fixated on her as opposed to everyone else in the room, you say "baby, this is for you". Then turn the AC off and sit back down like nothing happened.

You only gave her a 9/10? Oh you sexy connoisseur you, what part of her failed to meet your perfect qualifcations? Inquiring minds what to know

Should of just went in fuck it mode stood up hands behind your bed and shaked it all about.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL. Most epic read in a while.



Would PIITB based on description.



P. S - Don't you guys know the trick of putting your bonar vertically and use pants to hold it in place?

oh my goooood rofl

hahahaha

i remember sitting in high school with a boner for a few minutes after the bell a couple times just thinking "goddamnit cut me a fucking break" but this is hilarious

"yes ma'am, I 'll do it in just a second"

LOOOOOOL

I have quite a few super embarrassing boner stories from high school, and made me remember them. Oh man good times.

I remember reading this somewhere else a long time ago but its funny either way

lawl. piitb

really? wow

5star

lolz

On May 07 2012 22:46 TheHuHu3 wrote: P. S - Don't you guys know the trick of putting your bonar vertically and use pants to hold it in place?

yeah i thought this was standard

haha thats too funny

Nice read, keep it up

haha awesome read

Why didn't you just flip it up to your belly and hope your t-shirt is long enough to cover it poking above your waistline? I thought that was standard technique.

edit: just read the other replies and it seems I am not alone

pics or it didn't happen

shoulda said you were having stomach cramps, "can't, sorry" :/

I must be wired differently, I'd just smile, grin and go, "no..."

"I cant"

"why?"

"im in a wheelchair"

man this bullshit happened to me too. i got a boner during phys.ed. and we were playing volleyball. i was, much like op, just looking at some dandy asses in my class and then suddenly my teacher yelled at me "ITS YOUR TURN". i panicked and first i just said "no, let me sit this one out", she yelled and said "NO, COME ON!". i had kind of floppy pants on so my boner was super obvious. i tried my best to hide it by hunching and raising my left leg. i had to serve and everyone was watching me so i just did it asap and didnt even get over the net. i will remember the dread of that day forever. i mean wtf its so hard to hide sometimes. btw i was like 13 back then, if id get a boner now id just pull it up to my waist line so its straight up, and undetectable

On May 08 2012 04:22 byrnesam wrote: "I cant" "why?" "im in a wheelchair"

lolz!

i do it tranny style and park it downward near my balls

On May 08 2012 03:26 Rande wrote: pics or it didn't happen

WTF dude?

IDK sometimes waistband stealthing really doesn't do anything, especially w/ tight spandex-y pants on


or when your dick is bigger than a thumb

On May 08 2012 01:27 bigredhoss wrote: Show nested quote + On May 07 2012 22:46 TheHuHu3 wrote: P. S - Don't you guys know the trick of putting your bonar vertically and use pants to hold it in place? yeah i thought this was standard

yeah srsly...

ahahaha 5 stars

LOL well done

This brought me great joy, well done sir!

lots of stealthboner strategic experts here. Well done, LP!

Better to be pissed off then pissed on

lol i remember when some girl introduce me to her parents... while we were hanging around/watching a movie they arrive, and i had to stand up with a pillow/cushion covering my willie